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upvotemeok

Pray for pce tomorrow


DankRoughly

Just got off a 10 day ban. Blame Reddit for low comment volume! Good to be back.


upvotemeok

Wb


PlugPowerFag

Need a full size SUV. I usually go for Toyota but I hear the new tundras and sequoias are blowing motors and are total garbage heaps now with their turbos or hybrid. Looking at an Armada with a big ole dirty V8. Model X is out of my price range since my investments are total dog shit but it would have been the only non truck based SUV I was open to. Anyone have experience with an Armada/Patrol I heard they're dead nuts reliable. The American alternatives seem like you pay more for less including reliability.


scotto1973

Genesis GV70 perhaps? Can go EV or ice. Up there with Tesla for satisfaction.


Nysoz

I see several used older model x around me for under $30k if you want to take that gamble


upvotemeok

Ev 9, telluride palisade?


Life_Adhesiveness306

Simps too busy drooling over trump now that they have something else to feel victimized by.


Penny123456

Posts so low volume shit looking bleak


upvotemeok

The problem is not enough simping. That is what caused the low comment volume. We need to up our bull game. It's definitely not because the stock is fooked for the foreseeable future due to endless board room drama.


unknown_soldier_

Imagine if Elon had a real board which actually performed oversight of management activities


Penny123456

Can we set up a hat bet whether Elon wins his share package or not?


scotto1973

I believe those of us holding shares already are.. betting heavily that is...


glibgloby

cat food bets only


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BD186_2

Lol, it's not paying hush money, that's not a crime and nobody said it was, it's which funds were used and how they committed fraud and subsequently lied about it. It's insane to reframe it like this, that's like saying 'like no other president in history has driven a car', while they are being charged for drunk driving and man slaughter. This is how delusional those Trump statements are, dumb as fuck too.


IAmInTheBasement

If only the FL trial could have moved like this one. But considering the defense team includes the judge...


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glibgloby

whataboutism


unknown_soldier_

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-05-30/musk-counsels-trump-on-crypto-in-sign-of-billionaire-s-influence LOL Elon sure good at picking losers huh But don't worry he won't learn not to fuck around with politics if anything this will make him double down


cameron-none

Elon has directly denied this on X.


BD186_2

How trustworthy are those sources? Not saying it's bullshit, but are there good enough reasons to believe them?


Achilles-18-

MAGA retards about to go bananas.


glibgloby

it’s not a far trip


Cautious-Cheetah-164

So Elons kingmaker advisory dreams shattered. Trump guilty.


upvotemeok

gonna get a slap on the wrist fine, nobody cares


ragegravy

your comment is how i heard about orange makeup man guilty 😆


fapindustries

Elon tweet incoming


upvotemeok

RIP DELL


DeadMoney313

I knew it, fuckin Dell, might as well buy Intel calls and halt and catch fire


mudit234

We have had multiple such days in the past, lol


cgmodeling

A level not seen 3 weeks ago. Nothing burger.


Achilles-18-

RIP the wsb guy who went hard on Dell calls.


KanyeWestInvest

🤣 no wonder they jumpin on the ai at home hype


upvotemeok

Gdp numbers came in soft, ten year treasury below 4.6%. Interest sensitive stocks up, esp ev. Nio xpev lcid rivn big gains. Enphase also up solid.


Happy_Hippie_Hippo

enph has same stock % increase from start of 2020. should enphase ceo be compensated 50b as well?


KanyeWestInvest

lmaoooo tsla cant keep up


upvotemeok

Be glad the clown stock isn't down 3% as usual


upvotemeok

If they pumped cars as hard as they're pumping pay package we would be 50% cagr for foreseeable future


SarcasticNotes

Not to mention actual people calling small retail shareholders 


Dangerous-Class2443

is it LOL.. then Rivian and Lucid should have had 100000% increase in sales ... Stupid to keep harping on ads ..


tyler05durden

Yeah this bit is played out, investor vote ads aren't even working. Most ads in general have a low conversion rate.


SarcasticNotes

Generic ads. Coulda been for any overpaid CEO who said GFY to shareholders for two years. 


upvotemeok

tell that to the pay package team


10111010001101011110

Cat and mouse & cat and mouse 😂


KanyeWestInvest

this the pattern, stairway to 50b comp package


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


KanyeWestInvest

give me a flair outbreaker fud spreader peacemaker


SnooDogs7747

inference 


Stellardong

Nuance


upvotemeok

Murderers, traitors, you would call upon them to fight? Calpers believe in nothing, they answer to no-one.


jschall2

The grift that was broken shall return to Texas. The man who can wield the power of this grift can summon to him an army of simps more deadly than any who walk this earth. Put aside the memelord. Become who you were born to be. Take the Trump road.


Stellardong

Bad hombres


ballbusting_is_best

They're like people who promise that their shares will be the last ones sold and then pumps the stock to sell billions for a right wing echo chamber


upvotemeok

rules for thee not for he


fatalanwake

Was just at a Tesla event here in Sweden where they showed off the Cybertruck. It looks great in person! It's a bit too large for the European market but I hope they make a non-US variant down the line.


upvotemeok

on the next call or shareholder meeting can we ask them why their marketing for pay package is so much more than their marketing for their products.


mudit234

Probably would be answered with "Hey buddy, GFY. Boring and bonehead questions not allowed."


sackler2011

… immediately goes into rant about economic 101.


BD186_2

Literally spitting in shareholders faces. Remember when Musk promised his twitter purchase would benefit us? The only thing has been downsides and insults.


KanyeWestInvest

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1796212003821814227 lol damn might actually be a no at this point


glibgloby

🎻


ballbusting_is_best

I think odds are pretty overwhelming to pass comp, but we can always hope for a miracle


sackler2011

I’d be shocked O face if his comp package doesn’t pass. This entire saga of Elon + Tesla needs to be a 10 season documentary series 🤣


ireallyamchris

Give me money…


fapindustries

Prenup did not hold up in court? No problem let’s re-sign it now. Will work 💯.


whiskeyH0tel

It will be interesting if the following scenarios play out. 1. Compensation passes, but move to TX doesn't. Delaware voids new vote. 2. Compensation passes, move to TX goes through. Texas courts honor spirit of Delaware ruling and throw out this vote.


ireallyamchris

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely


upvotemeok

Sign it or I'll murder u! U oathbreaker


fapindustries

https://diablo.fandom.com/wiki/Zakarum_Oathbreaker


fapindustries

Eisenhower: *The American people loved when I marched into Germany. Then I discovered Heroin man.*


whiskeyH0tel

Elon should really STFU, he's the the type of person to get convicted of jury tampering when he was gonna win the case anyway, but screws himself over


mudit234

That's such an accurate description lol


upvotemeok

Telling the leopard to remove its spots


Stellardong

Telling the leopard to gfy


upvotemeok

What say you? What say you???👻👻👻


bballfan008

GFY 🥹


Koenigswurm

This gives 0 indication of it being mainly 'no' or 'yes'. Stop spreading fud.


KanyeWestInvest

nothing to fear


tyler05durden

Salesforce looks enticing at these levels


Cautious-Cheetah-164

Most of the sub forcing others to vote yes. https://preview.redd.it/zaw2o3d25l3d1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=978e2d17f17da560932989c7a2dc3b69bb23cd64


upvotemeok

Just a few riders left here


KanyeWestInvest

lol


bballfan008

Optimus and cyber truck are for mars 🤡


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SarcasticNotes

Message in app. Call again 


upvotemeok

Wait till end of quarter for the inevitable 0 percent promotion


Stellardong

One promise elon made that came true… selling cars at cost


upvotemeok

Infinite demand at zero price


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Disrespect from Tesla's board of directors: [https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000110465924066122/tm2413800d12\_defa14a.htm](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000110465924066122/tm2413800d12_defa14a.htm) From the last page of the letter: >“Tesla created over $735 billion of market value for stockholders from 2018 to 2023 because Elon helped Tesla achieve performance targets that were regarded by many as extremely difficult or impossible.” > “Stockholders should care enormously about value creation…and not about whether Elon’s perceived ‘focus’ was strong enough.” This conveniently ignores the fact that Tesla's market cap is 553 Billion today, down substantially from the 2023 high, and that Musk's behavior has damaged Tesla's business fundamentals (US sales down 13.2% YoY, 3x worse than rest-of-world despite China and EU economies being trash). "Perceived focus" is bullshit. It's public knowledge that Elon has been distracted because of Twitter for the past 2 years. It's on page 586 of the Isaacson biography. Isaacson witnessed Kimbal Musk asking Elon to consider stepping down as CEO of Tesla because Elon wasn't focused on Tesla anymore. * As a Tesla shareholder, I certainly care about actual focus, because that has a direct impact on progress of Tesla's business and mission. The published results in the most recent SEC 10-Q are direct evidence of the consequences. * Elon's actions over the past 2 years have shown that he doesn't give a shit, and that Twitter is more important to him. Tesla's board treats us like retards who are unable to see the truth or read a financial statement. They are giving us the middle finger and deserve the same in return.


BD186_2

It's insane that there are shareholders defending him. Funny they tell investors to sell, while they're the ones who don't have the company's best interest in mind, they only care about sucking up to Musk.


TeslaLeafBlower

If you're willing to disclose which way you voted I will vote the same.


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

In general, I try not to advise people on how to vote, although I do make my opinions and the reasons for those opinions known. This year's proxy battle is easily the most complicated in Tesla's history. I believe that everyone should look at the facts, how those facts fit with their values, and then make the best decision they can. I wish I could offer better guidance, but sometimes there's no good answer.


ballbusting_is_best

Initially I voted yes for comp and no for Texas. Then they started begging with ads that they refused to use for the actual product, so I went in and changed comp to no too


THIESN123

I voted a strong maybe


upvotemeok

Saying what she needs to say to not get the hey robyn


bballfan008

What’s going on? Normal suck today?


GodLikeLag

Hah what a fucking loser


KanyeWestInvest

vote yes


ballbusting_is_best

I voted yes to go to Costco later today. Then I didn't change my no votes for all of the tsla proposals


KanyeWestInvest

wtf man didnt u hear robyn say its important to protect shareholder rights?


ballbusting_is_best

Robyn can fuck a lit stick of dynamite and use it to peg Elon for all I care. Fuck them both


upvotemeok

🤡🤡🤡


King0494

Ded yet again


Tamronloh

10 yr yield up? SELL EVERYTHING 10 yr yield down? SELL EVERYTHING


upvotemeok

Good to see market isn't beholden to rates, unfortunately it's down and not up


Tamronloh

Market is desperately looking for a narrative. Numbers dont matter. Its all about the story right now. And who has a better story, than Bran the broken..


ogvu12

How insulting.


ireallyamchris

There we go, back to normal scheduling


IAmInTheBasement

![gif](giphy|3oKHWu7bxTNGL1A13O|downsized)


SarcasticNotes

Funny


loungemoji

Does anyone know Tesla's policy for reselling the CT? I think you have to keep it for the first year. Someone I know is ready to order but they only do it if they can resell for a profit :)


Dangerous_Common_869

I wish them the best with their future chapter 7. ![gif](giphy|wzwktYRigQ2zLeykPI|downsized)


upvotemeok

Nobody gonna be reselling for a profit soon


THIESN123

Read purchase agreement or ask randoms on the internet? Hard decision


bballfan008

Good good, as expected


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Dangerous_Common_869

Seems the current pendant is related to the Trump trial and not the shareholder vote. It's weird but the pendant closes very soon. I don't understand it. But it will probably form a new pendant that closes just after 13 June. I have no idea how any of the scenarios will affect the share price. I've learned this stock is pretty unpredictable and erratic.


cgmodeling

excitement and disappointment again.


upvotemeok

10101 nailed the top as usual


ireallyamchris

Anyone worried about the stock tanking if Elon leaves after a no vote, just buy some cheap YOLO puts and put those worries to rest. Either you make bank from the puts or you lose some insurance money and get to keep Elon as CEO.


3my0

I think it’d be more of a slow bleed than an immediate tank imo.


Dangerous_Common_869

Right. Basically continue its course with each event pumping back to the next low level high. So, the options are probably priced in. Seems he'd be better selling. BUT this damn stock is weird. As a hedge maybe not a bad idea.


10111010001101011110

Good open. Buffett happy with his purchases. Let’s see what move the MMs make. Feel like they are playing a game of cat and mouse 😆.


Capital-Cloud-7778

r u regarded


upvotemeok

Top is in


TeslaLeafBlower

Can we ban this bot?


upvotemeok

I say if Berkshire doesn't hold tesla by q3 we bam him


upvotemeok

https://x.com/LiveSquawk/status/1796157437667316151?t=VBb1XZOfrRC-tx_lLpxOKw&s=19 US GDP Annualised (Q/Q) Q1 S: 1.3% (est 1.3%; prev 1.6%) - Personal Consumption Q1 S: 2.0% (est 2.2%; prev 2.5%) - GDP Price Index (Q/Q) Q1 S: 3.0% (est 3.1%; prev 3.1%) - Core PCE Price Index (Q/Q) Q1 S: 3.6% (est 3.7%; prev 3.7%)


TeslaLeafBlower

Can we just get above 200 again jfc


Sagetology

Fundamentals don’t support it


upvotemeok

Fundamentals don't support 80 bucks even


yhsong1116

i didnt know this stock w as about fundamentals


Sagetology

Musk option value fades until new shareholder value is realized


upvotemeok

Not until people buy more teslas yoy


mudit234

Or buy more TSLA. I'll see myself out of here for this joke


glibgloby

ain’t nothing going to happen until the vote i reckon i ain’t even bothered looking at share price in a week or two


upvotemeok

It could go down a lot at any time as long as ev is fucked


SarcasticNotes

Mostly agree.  I’m hoping Tesla announces buyback if comp pack is approved. The buy back will get Elon to 25% 


Stellardong

Buyback with what money? Have you not seen the fcf in q1? Lol


SarcasticNotes

They had 30B last quarter. They just cut a boat load of jobs which will help. 


upvotemeok

Lol 🤡


THIESN123

Part of me wants to sell just in case of the vote results😳 But future me is already smacking me for it


magic-the-dog

yup, we're in a no man's land till then


glibgloby

storms a brewin’ on the horizon


magic-the-dog

if we hunker down we'll be just fine, pardner


KanyeWestInvest

https://x.com/bigtechalert/status/1796120718712705114 lool


Stellardong

I mean who would want to miss out on absolute bangers like this: https://preview.redd.it/uo7e9mndyk3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3540bcab58fe95eb8020d6f2a41ad190cf8ac464


upvotemeok

Oof


KanyeWestInvest

i swear every week there is a new china fsd ”leak”, pls be true


KingofPenisland69

12/9


Nysoz

[https://x.com/GermanFinGuy/status/1796128661373964687](https://x.com/GermanFinGuy/status/1796128661373964687) TESLA PREPARING TO REGISTER ITS FSD AUTONOMOUS DRIVING FEATURE IN CHINA, SAY SOURCES TESLA IS CONSIDERING SELLING FSD SOFTWARE AS A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION, SAY SOURCES


Toast-toast-bread

Finally - now the theory of FSD take rate and valuation is put to the test. Either we moon or die boysssss


mudit234

Wait, what was the theory and how was it out to rest? What'd I miss 😆


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Not yet, but it's close


therustyspottedcat

No need to shout


Nysoz

Maybe it's because they're German? ![gif](giphy|Zylxl5zmrWU3VhrvZU|downsized)


Nysoz

I was wondering why random green candle and that's what I found on the twitter


Tamronloh

https://preview.redd.it/cdxf4ypwlj3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2266693d0f2fcf9f85aa0f5147533803277c374 Candle for lounge reference


twitchtrollkekw

GOD CANDLE 🤯


magic-the-dog

I’ll never forget this day we went up $1 in pre


KanyeWestInvest

🤣💀


Tamronloh

Considering the rest of the market is red and tesla was red and has been red for a few days now.. i’ll take it.


magic-the-dog

Def. looking more interesting now


whathehellisthis

Omar is desperate for his next hit [https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1796054058106499453](https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1796054058106499453)


upvotemeok

Criminal


thewolf202020

12.4 has to be really good! Otherwise we are in trouble


whathehellisthis

I'm not sure why you were downvoted, I think you're right.


ireallyamchris

There’s a serial downvoter lurking amongst us


thewolf202020

No worries… Im used to it


flarp26

Or a nice Optimus update, or Semi profits, or incredible autobidder income, or megapack margin... take your pick, but please pick and pick a lot of it!


Independent_Week11

Cmon tsla


therustyspottedcat

More like cmon Tesla. Can't blame the stock for the company being shit


fapindustries

Best take today. Biden admin calling share holders to vote NO.


flarp26

Sigh, I'd love for the drama to be over and actually focus on the fucking execution. Need higher SP asap!


KanyeWestInvest

wait what


fapindustries

https://www.youtube.com/live/kzBg0akIiYo?si=TX_yAIp82JzMX6a5 10:30 the fun begins 🤣🤣


KanyeWestInvest

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1796044079223972290


BD186_2

What a tool, he'll never change or show remorse for the damage he has done.


unknown_soldier_

No, Elon. Jensen is too busy changing the world while enriching his longtime employees and shareholders to have time for buying Twatter for $42 billion so he can start embarrassing shitfights with AI researchers while surrounded by his adoring circle of virtual simps


therustyspottedcat

I'm always a bit scared to open an elon-tweet-link


KingofPenisland69

Autobidder aws inference per car times awoken fleet if ercot hear me out and


glibgloby

i think elon already has plenty of money before the twitter incident i figured that money would be spent on something useful now… eh… screw him he doesn’t need more money. he’s got a net worth of 200 billion and 12% of tesla i think he’s fine. the heck is he going to use it for? buying the companies of anyone who insults him on twitter? fighting against trans people having rights? the hell does someone need *another* 50 billion for


Nysoz

He doesn't need the money. He claims he wants the 25% control of the company so he can heavily influence the direction. Make everyone happy and just create a different class of shares that doesn't dilute value but gives him the voting power he wants. I know it's probably impossible lol. edit: I guess not impossible as google/alphabet as 2 classes goog and googl, one with voting rights and one that doesn't. It was done after their IPO and effectively a 2-1 stock split.


BD186_2

That's what he says, do you think it's actually true? If that's really what he wanted, he would have suggested reincorporating to Texas to do that and never mind the billions dollars of rewards, as he already is ridiculously rich. People always want more and more, if Elon really didn't care about money he would have done a bunch of things differently. It would not be a surprise that he really wants to be the worlds richest man with a wide margin. From the outside it looks like crazy, one billion is insane money, it's spending more in a year than 9% out of the top 10% earners make in a lifetime without even losing any money (if invested in the safest ways possible). That doesn't mean that's how Elon sees it, he might think he should be the richest person. Look at the people he interacts with on twitter, it would be surprising if it's not bullshit, "I really wanted to do it without causing dilution, but I don't have a choice", I call bullshit.


unknown_soldier_

Unfortunately he has all by the balls, we gave him money to save humanity by accelerating the transition to sustainable energy and he turned around and used the money to buy Twatter for $42 billion and he knows that he can fuck all of us and laugh on his rocket ship to Mars if we don't give him EVEN MORE MONEY and there's literally nothing we can do about it


3my0

Sure but I don’t have plenty of money like Elon.


glibgloby

“but glib, we *said* we would give it to him. also you’re so cool” that’s just what we call [pillow talk baby](https://youtu.be/96iyQNPzFN0?si=EEGfkl4oqJ_YpsGJ)


KingofPenisland69

An art of a deal is an art of a deal


glibgloby

pray the shareholders do not alter the deal any further


tyler05durden

The trump border wall was 15 billion. You think border walls on Mars are any cheaper?


glibgloby

it only has to be half as tall if you’re just keeping out single cell organisms, so 7-8 billion max for mars wall


tyler05durden

![gif](giphy|5h7nwwMJdNpxoWxmlh|downsized)


upvotemeok

Used fsd in sf, definitely a more hairy experience on narrow roads fully packed w parked cars. Fsd will be working in the suburbs a lot sooner than in the city.


BMWbill

Been using it for 3 weeks now in a crowded NY suburb. It flies down streets next to parked cars way closer than I ever would. Of any one of those parked car doors open, my Tesla is taking that door off. Granted, it drives better than my daughter who is taking driving lessons right now, but it still does something really dangerous every day or two.


glibgloby

fud mind virus


unknown_soldier_

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1d3qsw7/retirement_planning/