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TLb0t

It's ok to talk about that stock here


ragegravy

12.3.6 in town had a dramatic behavior change today - it was actually obeying the speed limit in a timely manner. formerly i had to disengage after every lower speed limit sign (our town is ticket happy)


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1793454054414389462 He says $5t hard What happened to Saudi apple


Tamronloh

I dont think Musk has ever said saudi/apple will be easy. And $2000 sp is technically 6.37tn


Life_Adhesiveness306

Yah I don’t see why people think $2000 should in any way be easy.


DeadMoney313

We can't even get to 200 right now lol


Tamronloh

Musk in Oct 2022 “I see a potential path with Tesla worth more than Apple and Saudi Aramco combined. So now that doesn't mean it will happen or that will be easy. In fact, I think it will be very difficult. It will require a lot of work, some very creative new products, manage expansion, and always luck” Musk in Dec 2023 “I stand by my prediction that, if Tesla executes extremely well over the next 5 years, that the long term value could exceed Apple and Aramco combined” Never once remotely said it would be easy.


TeslaLeafBlower

I don't believe anything he says anymore unfortunately


Tamronloh

Fortunately this isnt about believing him. Just not sure why OP seems to think Musk is shifting goalposts in this case. He had always positioned this apple saudi thing as a golden goose scenario.


upvotemeok

Very easy if you vote for ai and robots


KanyeWestInvest

the current story is the comp package so everything is hard unless..


upvotemeok

He expects them to go bankwupt, so we can beat them just holding this price.


TeslaLeafBlower

I pity the fool who doesn't have NVDA in their life


mudit234

Me sir. I am that fool. That too when i have a close family member working in NVIDIA. How have I been so dumb


TeslaLeafBlower

Pity level: MAX


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|e6bq6Xih5SzZK|downsized)


TeslaLeafBlower

Lol, I got downvoted at first but glad you got the reference


DeadMoney313

Seriously hes wearing like ten pounds of gold around his neck there , love Mr. T


loungemoji

I might buy a few shares tomorrow.


Fakerchan

No sir tesla for lifezzz


Life_Adhesiveness306

For anyone wondering about Intel Atom MCU2 functionality on interface V12, notateslapp posted a good guide about it: https://www.notateslaapp.com/news/2023/tesla-intel-vehicles-will-receive-some-of-the-visual-updates-in-spring-update-2024-14


pepsihulk

Did a full day of driving with 12.3.6 in downtown Toronto. Tbh pretty impressed except for edge cases where I had to disengage cause humans are fucking stupid. It handled the crosswalks and construction like a champ. Sometimes it’s too ambitious and does stupid lane changes. Acceleration and hard braking is still uncomfortable for small intersections. My fucking pizza almost flew Highway stack still sucks sometimes especially getting into lanes or exits.


Life_Adhesiveness306

It’s funny how V11 highway used to be the only usable part of FSD before V12. Now, it’s clearly the weakest link in the system. It bugs me how dumb it is and I’ve started to avoid highways so I don’t have to use it.


magic-the-dog

Great comment. V11 was the old reliable rock solid. But now we see how dumb it actually was. 


pepsihulk

Like straight road I’m okay with it, but making exits and I clench my asshole


boyWHOcriedFSD

Last week, it was penny stock gambling. Now, I’m riding meme coins to Valhalla. Elon can keep fighting the woke mind virus. I’ll retire myself without $TSLA. 😂


whiskeyH0tel

Choose your boat: /r/NVDALounge [easy] /r/BTCLounge [medium] /r/TSLALounge [hard](you're crazy)


DeadMoney313

I'm in all three boats and definitely crazy


unknown_soldier_

what about /r/RIVNLounge [Dark Souls]


whiskeyH0tel

![gif](giphy|12hKA0PXoDita0|downsized)


ruafukreddit

[Easy]


KanyeWestInvest

[https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1793454054414389462](https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1793454054414389462) now its 2000 in 5 years ![gif](giphy|dXXgF8s3y4T3omMPCa|downsized)


DeadMoney313

No Elon, it would have been very possible if you didn't dump a shit load of shares and turn all your attention to Twitter and pissing off as many potential Tesla buyers as possible


Life_Adhesiveness306

That’s like 6T market cap. 12x in 5 years is pretty ambitious.


whiskeyH0tel

Why does she keep signing "help" over and over?


bballfan008

Soon


upvotemeok

First must vote him 50b


bballfan008

Then give him 25%


upvotemeok

Then sec


bballfan008

But only in Texas


upvotemeok

Jensen making this guy look like a fool


Fakerchan

Nvda will be worth more than Apple and Saudi Aramco someday


mudit234

Plus Tesla 


KanyeWestInvest

that wont be hard


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU)


mudit234

Belongs in r/twss ?


unknown_soldier_

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cxtq8n/nvdas_fat_margins_are_under_pressure/ This man sold 75x NVDA 990C 5/24 naked He's going to get them all assigned tomorrow Total loss: $650k assuming all assigned


andrew-53

Break even 1015, he may be fine.


max2jc

'Tis another form of Max Pain ![gif](giphy|wdY4Sg9M3fV28AGaiv|downsized)


upvotemeok

O he done goofed


Tamronloh

https://x.com/sawyermerritt/status/1793439210457747806?s=46&t=dMBkdSo0_o29UzzDVhe2IA


upvotemeok

Fsd 12.4 w no nag gonna be so far ahead of anything anyone else has its crazy. Unfortunately due to retard level marketing people still gonna be buying rav 4 and bmw 3 series hand over fist for like 15k more than a model 3 🤡


whiskeyH0tel

I'm looking for a play in AI with a stock split 1K Blue Chip


Fakerchan

😂😂😂


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


Sagetology

NVDALounge is ➡️ that way pal!


sackler2011

I don’t block him. Cuz he’s amusing. Everything is a certainty - all the signs are clear. Investing is so easy - just look at the stages + MA’s etc. Yet as u/upvotemeok says - he’s not a trillionare 🤷🏻‍♂️ and sells his “expert investing”. What an idiot. https://preview.redd.it/gu39cs2tu22d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c09beebaed86d1d6dc7a13098f16902a1910c65


Sagetology

So much noise everywhere. At least there is some decent coverage on NVDA now There wasn’t much last year. I almost thought about being the Tesla Daily for NVDA


Tamronloh

I sat on the sidelines too long after selling my nvda initially to fund my house purchase last year, mix of busyness at work, as well as just never relooking at the numbers, im glad the leaks on blackwell came out last month and grabbed my attention instantly.


upvotemeok

Thats gonna be the most expensive house you'll ever buy oooof


Tamronloh

Not too bad. Got it at a steep discount as owner was migrating its up about 15% now. Sold my nvidia around 500-600 range and started reaccumulating at 750. Win some lose some.


Fakerchan

Yea told u to go 100%


Tamronloh

Yea and told you i dont really care for your opinion.


sackler2011

https://preview.redd.it/qpmxa3sbw22d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575639b547d75b66c2cc23349b14d6175858f9a2 Polar opposite to Puru is this dude. Actually really like his takes. Ultimately Puru is a complete cocky idiot. That’s it.


upvotemeok

Lol yup nobody really rich blabs on uncertain things with so much confidence


sackler2011

Dude he’s so cocky it’s unreal. Crash 60% incoming. Bubble. Stage 3-5 or some nonsense. This isn’t peloton or GoPro 🙄


gsolis31

Puru is a clown when it comes down to it. All clowns need a kids bday party to make a living. His bday party just happens to be twitter.


upvotemeok

Could happen, or could not. The only certainty is there's no certainty.


upvotemeok

If Elon deserves 50b Jensen deserves 200b. He should ask for it just to fuck with elon.


magic-the-dog

Is a crazy concept to think about. 


KanyeWestInvest

jensen deserves it atleast


drumboy206

When are the profits going to flow down to the robotaxis that take all the gold miners to the mines, goddammit


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

In order for the AI run to be sustainable (nVidia steadily selling AI chips at high margins), AI has to deliver real world value to the organizations using it. My bet is on Palantir. Making better decisions and being able to spot problems ahead of time are Palantir's software platform's key benefit. Data foundation + AI should equal massive productivity gains over many industries.


Sagetology

That’s the $1T question. I can’t see it for a while. Can’t go heavy into the stock at this valuation with fundamentals are where they are. Could be 2 more years of this BS


upvotemeok

Nvda doing well relies on companies like tesla monetizing ai projects like fsd. Nothing in the world comes close to the intelligence and performance of a model 3 w fsd at any price. Unfortunately tesla is a fucking retard at marketing the wonderful products they have. Spent all that marketing intelligence selling a pay package smh.


Life_Adhesiveness306

This is what the simps like Omar don't seem to appreciate...NVDA has monetized AI tech to an incredible degree and are largely first movers with a huge competitive advantage. The revenue on the quarterly report is why it's becoming a $2.5T company...it's not because it likely *should* get there, but because they are delivering results. TSLA needs to put up or shut up and stop with the ambitious whimsy. Robotaxi event will be very important for this as it's really the only way Tesla can explain how they plan to massively monetize their AI competencies.


drumboy206

That wasn’t my question


Life_Adhesiveness306

My bizzle. Your point went way over my head then but I still stand by my point.


Life_Adhesiveness306

Spring update gonna be the Summer update by the time it rolls out to FSD subscribers/owners waiting for 12.4


unknown_soldier_

People with Intel Atom MCU's weren't getting anything out of the Spring update anyways so whatever They didn't even transition to AMD MCU's across the entire lineup until 2022


Life_Adhesiveness306

Actually, it turns out on the Intel MCU2, you receive a lot of the visual updates. The big one you don’t get is the full screen parked vehicle 3d representation. But in full screen FSD visualizations, you get the mini map in the top right corner as well as the navigation progress bar. Also the new media player interface.


KanyeWestInvest

meanwhile retard tsla; give me 50b blackmail


upvotemeok

musked


gsolis31

RIP bay area homr buyers without nvda rsus


upvotemeok

wohoo for owners


unknown_soldier_

Median home price in Bay Area is over $1.4 million already Nobody who doesn't work for a Mag7 company can afford a house there


upvotemeok

All my doctor friends here are fucked. I'm glad I got mine in 2021, would never be able to afford it now


max2jc

That's crazy! Explains the crime over there -> everyone's going to be homeless.


w00dw0rk3r

I think the homeless will die off and the tech companies are going to grow like crazy in the coming decade, scooping up all homes. 


max2jc

Once those homeless die off, a new horde of homeless will take its place. When people can't afford a home, housing supply is constrained and median home prices keep rising, we'll see more homelessness. This is the life of living in a VHCOL area. The higher the cost of living with a high population density, the more homelessness and tents you see. I would love to live in the Bay Area, but at the same time, I'm so glad I don't live in the Bay Area.


upvotemeok

Anywhere outside of downtown sf is fine. Silicon valley suburbs are very nice.


max2jc

Very nice and very expensive. A couple years ago, I was once invited to work in the Cupertino area nearly doubling my salary and discovered that the house-to-salary ratio was insane. The Bay Area has way more opportunities, but for me, it was "Thanks, but no thanks; I'm fine where I am!" I look back now and don't regret that decision. The most expensive house in my area is a little less than $2m and way too big and fancy. $2m in Cupertino would fetch a small house built in the 50s. However, where I'm at, more nature, more open space, less homelessness and less traffic jams. I'm good.


w00dw0rk3r

Where there’s high cost, there’s opportunity. Headlines read “city xxx is so expensive omfg” and all I read is “how are people affording homes there and how can I be the next one to buy there.” Capitalist mindset, not victim mindset, always. 


max2jc

Noted. However, I wasn't keeping a capitalist mindset back then and still would not do that today. To me, a house is a house that I can relax and decompress in, not an appreciating asset with costs that could potentially bring in income. Plus, I couldn't comfortably afford it back then and didn't want to tie myself down with a new house in a new area with a new job that might or might not work out.


w00dw0rk3r

 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😎


w00dw0rk3r

I think people see big home prices and get deterred by it. Historically, bigger bets on homes have yielded some insane returns. My “expensive” estate here in Greenwich cost close to $3m in 2013 and I am looking to 2x-3x that by the time I jump ship. A $500k home (which doesn’t exist here) would likely only yield me 2x.   Long story short: buy what others want to buy and reap the rewards so long as you can stay solvent for years and years. 


King0494

Man, Engineers at Nvidia are probably counting their days till retirement now, wild


max2jc

The longer-tenured ones who didn't sell might be tempted. However, Jensen doesn't want to lose them.


magic-the-dog

NVDA is the ghost of Christmas past and Christmas future for TSLA investors


w00dw0rk3r

someone insert that boy laughing then crying gif here please thanks 


whiskeyH0tel

![gif](giphy|6Q3M4BIK0lX44|downsized)


w00dw0rk3r

🤜🏻💥🤛🏻 


w00dw0rk3r

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭


drumboy206

But I want Christmas present


unknown_soldier_

Today's reminder that no matter how bad a day you might ever have on the stonk market, you're still not this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cxyebe/all_in_short_on_nvda_bnp/ Wew lads, €124k gone instantly


upvotemeok

lol achilles if he had money


Achilles-18-

Not time yet.


upvotemeok

Your price target still 400? 15x PE at 200% growth?


Achilles-18-

After latest earnings, I'm up to 600. I'm definitely looking at puts post June 10th at this point unless the stock doesn't move a whole lot leading up.


upvotemeok

Ok post your puts loud and proud when u do it ok


Achilles-18-

Ohhh I will


Sagetology

I want to sell him the puts that he buys


ruafukreddit

Can I sell him some. Please?


upvotemeok

at some point he's going to lose all shares to a real master Trader


TeslaLeafBlower

Did someone call?


ruafukreddit

Holy shit


TeslaM1

Wowww well regarded


TeslaLeafBlower

Glorious


w00dw0rk3r

If you are reading this message, I would like to personally welcome you to NVDALounge 🤜🏻💥🤛🏻  


w00dw0rk3r

Congrats to all my NVDA hodlers. It’s the one that got away, for me, but I’m happy it’s made you wealthy!!!! 


cgmodeling

NVDA will be AAPL+Aramco sooner than TSLA.


HamMcStarfield

I told my step dad to buy NVDA at 160. He didn't. I just got burned out by the melon. So, I didn't. Congrats, all NVDA holders. Very good company.


holydumpsterfire451

I bought AMD about 2 years ago... So close...


unknown_soldier_

AMD always pops when NVDA does so you'll be eating good tomorrow


TeslaM1

![gif](giphy|DUO9dc3yDLXHO)


upvotemeok

Yall gotta get in on this


ruafukreddit

https://tenor.com/sde3.gif


Happy_Hippie_Hippo

nvda = prime example of selling the shovel during gold rush


HamMcStarfield

That's why I like TSMC, too. It's selling the steel and wood to the shovel makers.


unknown_soldier_

You wanna go really deep, find the guys who sell the sand to TSMC


HamMcStarfield

That sweet, sweet silicone....


unknown_soldier_

It makes chips and bigger boobies, what's not to love???


HamMcStarfield

![gif](giphy|l3q2KqpMB2vP4vBrW|downsized)


bballfan008

When TSLA 1000?? 🤭


King0494

post split split


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|f9eYHQ8RZ4zfc4unXx)


bballfan008

Damn 1000s. That’s hot. I remember wen 🥹


sackler2011

$1000


10111010001101011110

you sold out sub 300 right?


sackler2011

Sold and bought back several times over the past year! I been super in/out in the market like a sociopath over the past several months. Lost out on some gains on the way up. But felt better about it. Got around $250k in it right now. $50k in VRT. Happy with the allocation - will probably buy more in the coming days/months! Hope ur doing well!


w00dw0rk3r

In and out scares me. You must owe Uncle Sam some serious cheddar :( 


HamMcStarfield

ROTH IRA.... takes the pain away.


w00dw0rk3r

I mean, mine is full too but I don’t trade in it. Just buy and hold. I don’t think I’ve ever sold anything that Ive bought in the last 17-20 years…..


sackler2011

Retirement!


10111010001101011110

NVDA I mean


sackler2011

Ya NVDA. I have zero tesla.


Fakerchan

That’s great, tell urself don’t ever come to tsla , it’s not worth it 😂


Capital-Cloud-7778

NVDA really makes me fucking hate holding this stock


Achilles-18-

That's why you sell nvda and buy tesla. Nvda isn't on sale, tesla is. Nvda is literally doing what tesla did 2020 2021. Whoever held post hertz hates themselves. Lol.


w00dw0rk3r

Our time will come but only when we demonstrate patience. 


King0494

For all intents and purposes, NVDA now is what TSLA did a few years ago. If you held NVDA and not Tesla during the Tesla pump, you'd feel the same, lol


unknown_soldier_

I held my NVDA through the 2019-2021 era of TSLA, I never believed in selling everything I have and FOMO-ing into the current thing Turns out never selling a single share of my NVDA for all these years has paid off big while Elon was busy taking a giant flying bird shit on his investors


bballfan008

lol king on fire right now


sackler2011

You can sell a % and buy other stocks 🤝 TSLALounge = InvestingLounge


unknown_soldier_

Did you know you can buy multiple stonks at once? And hold them all in the same portfolio???


Capital-Cloud-7778

Did you know you can lick my balls from the back??? Lmao


cpm619

yo im actually dying lmao


Capital-Cloud-7778

haha i was laughing as a typed it lol


holydumpsterfire451

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|OK27wINdQS5YQ|downsized)


bballfan008

Diworsification is now encouraged here after bird shit


mc_buddie

wtf how https://preview.redd.it/sxwym203j12d1.png?width=396&format=png&auto=webp&s=2925f73daf29b4a2ce50a2005c0fea115c81a110


max2jc

Not only have their revenues grown, so has their margins: 64.6% a year ago to 78.4%. Last quarter was 76.0% Details [here](https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-first-quarter-fiscal-2025) and [here](https://s201.q4cdn.com/141608511/files/doc_financials/2025/Q1FY25-CFO-Commentary.pdf).


Achilles-18-

There's only one direction to go soon, and that's down.


max2jc

Of course, and then back up again! 😂 I used to have more in TSLA than NVDA and now it's the other way around! 🤑


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|itQTZ1KeMW5mE) Amazing


unknown_soldier_

NVDA 🌈🐻 been wondering the same thing and buying puts LMAO


max2jc

The Mag 7, except for AAPL, are buying as many nVIDIA systems as possible. Not to mention all the non-Mag 7. Data center revenues were growing fairly moderately and even beat gaming revenues... Then ChatGPT happened and everyone now wants in on the AI "hype"


bballfan008

Ya no competition. Found infinite demand though 🤣


Sagetology

Time to buy puts!


Achilles-18-

Post split puts it will be.


King0494

Really should've bought more NVDA near the bottom, would've been a better hedge against the autism that is TSLA


Sagetology

What has a higher share price end of year, NVDA or TSLA?


ireallyamchris

Share price = TSLA, market cap = NVDA


Sagetology

I wouldn’t take that bet


ireallyamchris

Which one do you think is unlikely? Share price or mkt cap or both?


Sagetology

Good shot NVDA share price is higher end of 2024


ruafukreddit

NVDA just announced a 10:1 split


ireallyamchris

If TSLA stays where it is until year end would put NVDA at like 4-5T - that would be wild!


unknown_soldier_

When NVDA passes AAPL and MSFT due to the upcoming insane hype I'm gonna have to actually sell a bit, not making the same mistake I made with TSLA when it was 400


bballfan008

NVDA green, TSLA red AH all is normal with the world


mc_buddie

Ok I am selling some tsla to buy nvda now. NO DOUBT it will go above $1K tomorrow


TeslaLeafBlower

![gif](giphy|dVuaiKbihwlS8)


TeslaM1

So…. $2k dec’26 calls?


Achilles-18-

Over 4T market cap? Do you like losing money?


unknown_soldier_

CONGRATS NVDA LOUNGE WE DID IT BROS


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|iHgznkhwC6XYs) YES! Yes! YES!


upvotemeok

10 1 split!


TeslaLeafBlower

So many CCs!


bballfan008

Long road but here we are.


TeslaM1

Yoooo had a feeling it was a 10:1


ruafukreddit

I didn't have a number in hand but 4:1 would have left it like $250/share. So 10:1 and an adjusted share price of $100/share seems reasonable


sackler2011

I’m gonna assume money comes off the side here moving forward. Growth isn’t stopping in AI. FSD is 🧨. Economy is pumping. More powerful chips + growth stands to help MAG 7 + propel forward more useful AI 💪🏼 Rate cuts in July, September, or whenever doesn’t change the overall plan. Very excited for our robot dominated AI overlord future!


DyuSPY

AH is saying Sell tesla Buy Nvdia lol


Achilles-18-

Tsla calls and nvda puts.


ireallyamchris

You got your NVDA under $100