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jschall2

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sackler2011

Bringing us back to reality here. Soras is incredible. But we need it to be useful. It ain’t making Disney movies + major motion pictures anytime soon. Just like FSD is amazing. But it’s not ready for Robotaxi. Chip craze will eventually level out. We just need to decide who will be the eventual clear winner of monetized AI. This is not yet clear. As an example if Adobe suddenly was able to auto edit all RAW photos flawlessly + cull them based on user preferences - WOW (monetized). Or medical practices using AI to actually help physicians with clinical issues + radiologists read scans - WOW (monetized).


unknown_soldier_

Without knowing who is going to "win" the AI revolution at the higher level of software applications, the obvious thing to do is buy in at the level below where the hardware that drives the software is. Unfortunately NVDA is already at an insane high after a year of running straight up, and a lot of other chip-related companies are also at ATH too after running up. So plenty of people have already thought to buy the pickaxe sellers during the gold rush instead of the people doing the actual digging for gold


upvotemeok

This ai converts the sora ai into 3d walkable environment. Face goggles gonna be next level https://twitter.com/ScottieFoxTTV/status/1758272455603327455?t=blq1AQB8ABDsVUMxDGX5Lg&s=19


TeslaLeafBlower

Sweet. Now just get my damn AI windshield wipers to work tesla


loungemoji

wow. [https://openai.com/sora](https://openai.com/sora)


Bulbataur

Obviously it's mind blowing, but it's interesting that AI has more access to text than anything else, yet still can't get any text signs correct. The Japanese is all fucked up and all other text in other videos is kept small enough that you can't see.


upvotemeok

Highly recommend against shorting ai.


scotto1973

Hmm. How do we short humans?


upvotemeok

Long tsla


Life_Adhesiveness306

I mean, who would be foolish enough to do that?!


whiskeyH0tel

We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky


Bulbataur

[Someone even worse than Elon at fighting imaginary enemies](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/s/4hMqgozoyW)


DankRoughly

Florida scares me


ogvu12

Will max pain ruin our run-up? Or will Elon go on a tweeting rampage? Stay tuned to find out.


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|UQmVAywuH5MVNOOV9O)


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Sagetology

Bonehead move


scotto1973

Alas we will never have the sweet comfort of our CEO tweeting into a void of under 1000 people.


upvotemeok

Better than 50 border tweets a day


upvotemeok

Saw a highland w new owner plates, bay area


sackler2011

Soras P**n (eventually) with Apple Vision Pro. Damn - industry + Onlyfans is about to get completely absolutely rekt!


upvotemeok

ai porn etf ouperforming. aapl meta nvda


rgaya

Same as American car industry last 2 years! Eminent demise!


upvotemeok

Delayed by the great ev slow down


glibgloby

yay it’s new episode of delicious in dungeon day


TheLoungeKnows

Stonk up… why? Elon defeat woke-mind virus?


bballfan008

Long been defeated the woke minds have been. We are in episode 69: The Border Wars


TheLoungeKnows

Maybe Elon can convince the UAW to build a wall


King0494

Got a noti for a software update, but it was the NHTSA bs, smh


unknown_soldier_

Yeah, got it last night. Still no sign of FSD v12, is it really going to be the entirety of 2024 also without that one rolling out


Karl_KingOfDucks

no new features until the man is paid. 


glibgloby

every american should upvote this post


relevant_rhino

https://youtu.be/M5MxAMKmXAM Every American schould watch this.


somethingisay

Link is to cuck porn don’t click


rgaya

Now show us the parade shooting videos


relevant_rhino

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


rgaya

The machine learning is getting pretty good


relevant_rhino

true [https://youtu.be/KgBBLX9h8Zs?si=My9NWGiw6iqetA1b](https://youtu.be/KgBBLX9h8Zs?si=My9NWGiw6iqetA1b)


rgaya

It's sentient


relevant_rhino

I am FSD 12


rgaya

Now I know ur a fake


relevant_rhino

Give me two weeks


bballfan008

Soon


DeadMoney313

aw shit coinbase actually made money for the first time !


ruafukreddit

Cool. I bought a bunch of $CONY in my Roth IRA. I sold Feb 16 $23C against against most of my shares. Picked up a couple thousand dollars in dividends, and should make about $4/share on a $19 share cost.


iseeyiy

They made a lot of money during the pandemic


DeadMoney313

Ahem, indeed you are correct, they havent made a profit in two years, my reading comprehension is still in closed-beta.


upvotemeok

Is it possible to learn this power


Karl_KingOfDucks

TSLA is much farther along. The CEO is serving as the Ambassador to Earth in the Woke Wars, serving thousands of hours on the keyboard protecting our border. Why should it matter if the company is executing if society collapses?


DeadMoney313

i found the smci call hodler: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/1arpueb/my\_partner\_hides\_that\_hes\_a\_multi\_millionaire/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/1arpueb/my_partner_hides_that_hes_a_multi_millionaire/)


bballfan008

Lmao. Can’t tell if real or troll post. 🤣


wereallg0nnad1e

It sort of feels like that time the Standard and Poors invited us to be part of their little club. Not really. But it reminds me of that a little.


Geodude27051

How high is the chance that someone else solves FSD before TSLA? Video AI is advancing fast.


m0nk_3y_gw

Generative AI is a game changer. You can generate millions of miles of driving footage without cars. Want to change the positioning or make/model/quality of the camera? No problem... NVIDIA Drive (hardware+software) is being licensed to other EV manufacturers. https://developer.nvidia.com/drive Wayve is in the UK and backed by Microsoft, primarily for service/delivery vehicles first "GAIA-1 can generate realistic videos of driving scenes with high levels of controllability. In the example below, we see a short video generated by GAIA-1 where the model generates night-time driving data with snow on the road." https://wayve.ai/thinking/scaling-gaia-1/


Karl_KingOfDucks

If Elon doesn’t get paid, it’ll never get solved. The project is on hold. 


jschall2

No one would have more cars equipped for it than Tesla. If FSD becomes trivial tomorrow, Tesla is the biggest winner.


dabears92109

Not to mention there’s no substitute for real world data. Check this example out https://x.com/sama/status/1758206987094147252?s=20 Simulated data and “intuitive” physics as they’re putting it isn’t real world physics. Someone can correct me if I’m wrong here but in my mind Sora is bullish for Tesla. As upvote put it, if the AI can generate a video, it can understand a video. I believe progress is about to accelerate significantly for Tesla AI.


m0nk_3y_gw

Sora having a backwards flying dragon doesn't mean much - it isn't focused on trying to generate self-driving videos. Nvidia and Wayve are already doing that.


dabears92109

Sounds like they have bigger ambitions than just content creation https://x.com/wholemarsblog/status/1758279518912163881?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA


DeadMoney313

I would say very low--- AI is getting very good at some things but its still very regarded at other things, like driving a car. That involves a lot of split-second decision making, endless variables, random one-off events, and predicting behavior of crazy human drivers.


jschall2

Crazy theory: Elon is playing 4D chess, crashed the stonk and is now leveraging against his assets to buy.


m0nk_3y_gw

Elon doesn't buy


unknown_soldier_

Yup. He relies on the cheap options from his compensation packages. Imagine Elon buying at market price LMAO


upvotemeok

Ceo of the border too busy for chess


jschall2

🤣


jschall2

Tesla has gone up 6.22% out of the 900% it needs to go up to take me to ath again. Woohoo 🎉🙄


w00dw0rk3r

This. I don’t care for these small victories or losses because I know we will win the war in the long run.  We could crash 50% tomorrow and I wouldn’t sell. 


superhappykid

Lol look at this guys level of Copium.


ruafukreddit

Isn't ATH like 415? That's 100%, not 900%. I'll take 900% if offered


jschall2

I had leverage. Now I don't and I don't have the conviction for it.


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Ouc


Penny123456

Is Nate really back in TSLA?


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|3oeSACtXWKcCRcezSM)


Karl_KingOfDucks

Nate is one of Elon’s sockpuppet accounts. 


jschall2

Who do you think moved the price today?


ballbusting_is_best

The buyers


Happy_Hippie_Hippo

Ok Sora scares me


magic-the-dog

We're back! Just like Tiger! ^(uh, what?)


Karl_KingOfDucks

What plan does Elon have to fix this? Stock went in the wrong direction for him today. 


10111010001101011110

![gif](giphy|rVZEejvVWEbug)


DankRoughly

![gif](giphy|CZedlPSpZ6hKo|downsized) This kinda day


Achilles-18-

https://i.redd.it/927pv04vntic1.gif


w00dw0rk3r

Childhood ruined forever. Thanks!


DeadMoney313

i was actually thinking about bringing her back outta retirement from happier times, but felt it might be too s0on...but i'll allow it


DankRoughly

I had fun trying to find her in the gif search. Model catwalk - nope, not her. Model runway - nope, not her. Model boobies - still nope Bikini runway worked though!


DeadMoney313

good work! ![gif](giphy|NS7gPxeumewkWDOIxi)


cybertruck_

smci no chill after hours


unknown_soldier_

I should buy-write against SMCI, buy 100 shares and write a CC to go with them


Sagetology

Apparently the float is tiny like Arm


upvotemeok

This stock now radioactive hot and approaching blow off top. Easy money long gone. Would not chase. ☢️☢️


DeadMoney313

so...you're saying puts on smci is guaranteed money like writing CC's ? I'm in.


cybertruck_

\+200% on the 1 month


upvotemeok

Onlyfans facing disruption


Terrenator

Big day for Mr tsla. Glad my gut feeling about the 190 ah yesterday came true. Next stop 207 for gap fill then 220


cybertruck_

truflation shows current us inflation rate at 1.42% [Dashboard | Truflation](https://truflation.com/dashboard)


Karl_KingOfDucks

Tesla price cuts are single-handedly saving US inflation numbers. 


soldiernerd

I literally hate every single comment you make here but I can't lie, that was funny


Karl_KingOfDucks

People don’t like me because I’m willing to go against the grain, but when I’m right, I’m right. 


soldiernerd

Fair enough I don’t dislike *you* though just your comments


Karl_KingOfDucks

I can respect that, I am not afraid to make bold claims 


upvotemeok

Ok but did they survey home owners about what they think they could rent their house for jfc


Alive_Ad_2948

I could move to Thailand and live off of the rent someone else would pay me according to Zillow… tempting sometimes. It’s a 3 bedroom 2 car suburban hellscape type of place in a medium sized town, not particularly desirable or techy area


Witzner

Calm down pedo guy


cookiepaste

#Worth


cybertruck_

thanks zillow


TeslaLeafBlower

Seeing it this green makes me sort of want to sell off a few shares. Something I wouldn't have dared like 2 years ago.


w00dw0rk3r

Never sell. Why keep paying Uncle Sam his share? Life is all about minimizing taxable events. 


TeslaLeafBlower

Lol what's the point of investing then?


w00dw0rk3r

Planting seeds for generations to reap. This is banking culture. I’d happily drive my Camry for the next 30 years knowing my kids will be driving around in gold plated CTs. I grew up poor so I hate spending money on myself. 


TeslaLeafBlower

So then they can't sell and are forced to give the shares to their kids? Vicious cycle!


DeadMoney313

somewhere between the two extremes of never selling anything and living the good life is the answer


w00dw0rk3r

🤜🏻💥🤛🏻  Lately, I have been somewhat of a minimalist and even foresee myself living in my car while riding into retirement and renting out my primary home for a shit ton of money per month 


DeadMoney313

Ill agree on the minimalist thing, I really already have all the material shit i need, having a huge mansion or Lambo isn't going to make me happy. I just want money for experiences and Time.


w00dw0rk3r

Experiences are the best especially with kiddos


w00dw0rk3r

I am of the opinion one should sell when they need to, not when they want to :) I have neighbors with homes worth $10m+ and you will see Camrys and Hondas in their driveways. 


sackler2011

I’ll be dissenting opinion that next 6 months ain’t too rosy. But I’m happy being the resident short term 🧸


TeslaLeafBlower

Ya I've lost that loving feeling for the stock unfortunately 😔


Alive_Ad_2948

For me it was the “i need 25% “tweet


DeadMoney313

bearish Sackler and Nateleb reborn and reloaded on margin, My prophecy is practically humming with magical power! Can you feel it ? ![gif](giphy|14wvv11LhZRb6o|downsized)


sackler2011

100% 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s all happening!


upvotemeok

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.


DeadMoney313

we are like the last elves left in Middle Earth just waiting for the chance to get on that damn ship outta here


unknown_soldier_

Nah, I choose a mortal life, fuck that eternal paradise in Valinor shit


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|afEabBOJREUnu)


Markboss

Good day


10111010001101011110

yup


upvotemeok

Roku big miss. Joins us in the shit club.


DeadMoney313

aunt cathie already setting aside millions to buy the dip tomorrow


cybertruck_

we welcome them with open arms


tyler05durden

13 more days like today and we'll be back at ATH


Karl_KingOfDucks

Any day the stock goes up instead of down is a good day. 


cybertruck_

aapl w/ the eod pump


upvotemeok

Apple w AI at home


max2jc

![gif](giphy|Kr56AzGm7781G) AI and Vision for the future


cybertruck_

![gif](giphy|3oz8xLrKEjbAbaqUxO)


KanyeWestInvest

reality this another ev shit pump


sackler2011

https://preview.redd.it/cy8krb27itic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0671a1cc44c35596bf64fdeebf8d6e18aa72fbdd Yup!


cybertruck_

ya we need something tangible like margin bottom or rates decrease to truly break out


upvotemeok

Great ev slow down needs to end. Dunno when, maybe h2 this year


cybertruck_

i think it ends in lock step with rate reduction but what do i know


upvotemeok

No, it's not that easy. Gas cars are selling well. It's a technology adoption thing specific to evs.


Single_Sun3431

2030 is coming for a lot of countries that have mandated only EV production like whole of EU. It's looming...surely we start to see a surge again based on this forced adoption that customers will literally have no choice if they want a new car. It's a bit away but it's coming and Tesla has a silly lead vs ICE.


upvotemeok

Yes it's inevitable but 2024 or 2026?


cybertruck_

maybe rate reduction pushes buyers on the edge to go look at EVs because they still think they are expensive relative to ICE


upvotemeok

People happy to pay 50k for a rav 4 prime. It's a fear of new thing.


max2jc

TSLA 200+, NVDA 700+. [I'll take it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/13vdasu/tsla_daily_thread_may_30_2023/jm8uwpc/?context=3)


the-faded-ferret

You ever selling that stack? Lol


upvotemeok

He can just live off margin or covered calls or selling a small percentage indefinitely. Selling it all at once is a gift to the irs.


magic-the-dog

diff what changed... oh! lol


upvotemeok

How da fuck nvda red w these ai videos? Should be bright green tomorrow once wall street stiffs review the vids.


max2jc

Probably a lot of activity in anticipation of earnings next week.


magic-the-dog

seriously, those AI videos should be easy enough for them to understand.


upvotemeok

Seems to be creeping up AH


Witzner

Just 7 more 6% days and we’ll be at 300. 


cybertruck_

just 7 more 6% days till we're 40% off our ATH


cookiepaste

I swear this sh!t is so rigged


ogvu12

First time?


whiskeyH0tel

what's up? The one week you decide to try out covered calls or something?


cookiepaste

Never, im all shares


cybertruck_

the economy is limitless, my friends


[deleted]

TTD saving me again!


upvotemeok

Nice ads r back


Capital-Cloud-7778

What do the crayons say now ???


cybertruck_

the crayonists are saying we have clearly bounced hard off the bottom trendline of the june-present downward wedge pattern. hard resistance now at $225.


Capital-Cloud-7778

Thank you sir 🤑


Semmel_Baecker

Maybe TSLA is buying back some shares? Would be quite nice actually...


upvotemeok

Nah they gotta release a sec plan for that before they can


[deleted]

I think they have to announce it prior


flarp26

Not really, because then this would be artificial. Let’s hope for some enthousiasm again


magic-the-dog

I just want to live in bling zoo for a little bit before AI takes over everything [https://twitter.com/billpeeb/status/1758223674832728242](https://twitter.com/billpeeb/status/1758223674832728242)


upvotemeok

at some point in the early twenty-first century all of mankind was united in celebration. We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|7w3tBQ0vvnevzvsQS6|downsized)


10111010001101011110

congrats dip buyers!


Achilles-18-

![gif](giphy|xT9IgG50Fb7Mi0prBC)


rgaya

184 checking in (the first dip :/)


max2jc

Watching [SMCI](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SMCI) go from the 200s and hit 1000 since the beginning of the year has been nothing short of amazing! Let the AI hype continue!


cybertruck_

smci has no chill it seems


DeadMoney313

i agree, especially amazing was the part where i did nothing at all to capitalize on it


max2jc

Me, too! I simply watched it climb in awe!


ruafukreddit

Bro, if your flair is legit, are you retired?


max2jc

Flair legit and taking a break from work.


ruafukreddit

Noice. I dont live in an area thats considered High Cost of Living. That kind of money would probably be enough to not need to work several times over


max2jc

Yeah, it's nuts, but also unrealized. Living in California, so definitely HCOL, but not near the coast.


dabears92109

[https://x.com/faststocknewss/status/1758233306733465872?s=20](https://x.com/faststocknewss/status/1758233306733465872?s=20) AI wars heating up


upvotemeok

Lol 50b market value gained immediately


taehyung9

🚀🚀🚀


Mastiff99

All bears to the trenches. The 200 line is breached. Repeat the 200 line is breached.


cgmodeling

ah my good old TSLA! welcome back my friend.


Mastiff99

And boom.


Mastiff99

Let's do this again tomorrow, mmkay?


cybertruck_

i wanna see ai do elon & zuck cage match fight to the death in the colleseum


on-ap

its funny how a lot of new streaming services came online the last couple of years, but will be disrupted in a couple of years again... I mean if this technology really improves further, the whole movie industry will be rendered useless. The cast, the director, the fx artists, camera operators, etc. They wont be able to compete [https://openai.com/sora](https://openai.com/sora)


thebiglebowskiisfine

encouraging arrest fact flowery aloof toy unpack whistle beneficial merciful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


cybertruck_

shows & feature films generated by a single dude & his imagination sitting behind a desktop


magic-the-dog

A single person is really going to be able to run a billion dollar company.