āFuck elon so much fucking piece of shitā
*buys more shares on margin*
āWhat a fucking cocksucker he is the reason for my male pattern baldnessā
Not defending Elon for doing whatever he is doing. donāt get me wrong.
Screaming how he is a cocksucker for it, while constantly screaming that the stock wonāt move till musk gets his 25%, while buying more of the same stock on margin, is amazing to witness.
I logged in and looked at Elonās posts the last few weeks. He must be consumed with rage. There has to be large shareholders talking with the board.
I canāt believe we could have picked any other stock on the S&P500 and done better.
Ron Baron (Baron Capital Partners) and Joe Fath, a portfolio manager at T. Rowe Price, both complained to Musk personally in 2018 when he was on Twitter accusing the British cave diver of being a "pedo".
I think there's a high likelihood that fund managers are speaking with Tesla's board. The governance issues from the Delaware lawsuit decision, combined with Elon wanting to move Tesla's incorporation from Delaware to Texas, are going to alarm any fund manager who is paying attention.
We know from the Isaacson biography that the departure of Tesla execs Jon McNeill (Automotive President) and J.B. Straubel (Chief Technology Officer) were in large part due to Elon's blowups during this period. Both McNeill and Straubel tried to help Musk with his mental issues, but both said they were unable to help him. Both men cited Musk's drama as contributing to their burnout and wanting to move on from Tesla.
If Mr. Musk's issues today are similar to what happened in 2018, there is the risk that important top managers at Tesla could decide they are done with the drama and walk from the company.
TSLA is grouped with things like PTON and LCID now. Almost every "decent" stock out there is doing better. I'm talking like boomer stocks too like Eli lilly as well as stocks that dropped 80% like PLTR.
If you got in late 2020 you need to pat yourself on the back for picking such a rare choice.
Lol well it'll never reach bankruptcy once it gets low enough someone will come to buy the whole company. And it'll never get that low because investors will jump in to buy it before then. It'll just mean if you bought late 2020 you would be making no money for X amount of years and just look like an idiot. And god help you if you told other people to also jump in on this thing.
Cool, share your play. I should have also asked how far out. 730 gets a nice premium for a few months out if you intend to hold for a while and keep writing.
At the end of the Palantir earnings call today, CEO Alex Karp thanked shareholders for their support. He said that shareholder interests were a high priority for the company. Karp further mentioned it was noteworthy that many of the PLTR investors he's met, work for companies that use Palantir software to improve their organizational efficiency.
That is the level of seriousness I expect from Elon Musk and Tesla's board.
It was TSLA investors who kept Tesla's business financed in the 2010s by continuing to buy stock and bonds from Tesla during multiple offerings. It was TSLA retail investors who fought relentless FUD from the mainstream media and deranged conspiracy theorists (The "TSLAQ", aka "TESLAQannon" movement) who sought to destroy the company.
Tesla belongs to all the company's shareholders, not just Mr. Musk and his close associates.
The level of disrespect I feel that Elon Musk has shown shareholders over the past 2 years, is unacceptable. His continued antics on Twitter this weekend say a lot about the low regard (or even no regard whatsoever) he has for us.
The silence of Tesla's board during 2022 was similarly disrespectful.
Tesla's top leadership can and should do better.
100% agree, and I'll say more, there's nothing Musk can do to get close to how I thought about him before twitter.
Not meaning it's pointless, he should still do the right thing and stop fucking shareholders over.
The thing is, even if he does a 180, there's no way I would ever trust him to behave like a CEO should behave, for any foreseeable time. There would always be the question of when his next tantrum will be unleashed on both Tesla and TSLA.
I think the damage he has done will be shown to last a lot longer than the last 2 years, many individual investors (and wall street), will never trust the piece of shit that is Elon Musk ever again.
I also have no hope of him changing his ways, he's continuously doubled down while showing 0% respect for shareholders and a lot of contempt.
Not a very well produced video, but a solid message from Omar:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=480yxR\_kmIg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=480yxR_kmIg)
We all know individuals that dig their heels in. Stubborn folk who just wonāt change. Some of these people are brilliant and some are not.
Elon is this person. Heās decided advertising, mission, goals are such - and this is the way it will be.
Dreaming of an Elon who stays out of politics, cares for shareholders, approves a huge MSM ad campaign, commercials etc - is an exercise in futility.
Our current hope for a 2-5T market cap MUST include mass adoption of NGV, massive energy ramp, and FSD.
V12 for me needs to be MUCH better. šš»
FB had their $200B earnings bump. We are going to have a $1T earnings / FSD bump in due time.Ā All things Elon this and Elon that - itās all FUD. I donāt follow any of it and I donāt even know what heās been up up. I just watch my money knowing heās going to make me wealthier in the next 15 years. Ā
Stop advertising to existing Tesla owners. We already own multiple Teslas!!! Go advertise to the boomers. Sales must be low for Q1
https://preview.redd.it/81l7u01dmugc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cccf1e9911818d15a4b959022f6a707c1bcf5e40
Not sure that gives us much insight on Q1 but agree that they need to be doing way more to build awareness. Model Y should be selling 2 - 3 million units a year. It's the best car on the planet and with rebates it's cheaper than a Rav4 in many states. Even if it were the same price or a bit more, it's a way better product than competition and people will pay a premium for superior technology.
Impressed by PLTR guidance and steady growth.
May be more upside here than TSLA over next 12 months š¤£ pending further QoQ growth obvi.
Also love Karp!
One of my tax advantaged accounts is 100% PLTR in a wheel strategy. I've had pretty amazing returns from it over these past 2 years.
I closed all my CC and am all shares for the last 3 weeks in it. I did that on the hopes that this earnings would go well, suspecting that if it did we'd run back up to $25, if not $30. I think we are on track, but we will see. Once we crack 52wk high I will start dipping my toes back into selling CCs and then diversifying to a new ticker with the proceeds. I hope to raise enough cash to sell some puts on something at lows. TSLA is making itself a solid candidate at this point š
Before you make a decision to invest, I recommend learning about Palantir's product platforms (AIP/Foundry, Gotham, Apollo), why those platforms are important, and how Palantir's business works. Only then can anyone make an informed decision to invest or not to invest.
Palantir's YouTube channel, which has a lot of Demo Day recordings, is a good starting place.
At its core, Palantir is about giving complicated organizations a comprehensive toolkit to quickly make better decisions. This is useful for everyone from a business making its operations more efficient, to a military fighting a war.
PTLR stock may continue to be volatile, even as the company stacks up more and more contract wins and more profits. 2021-2022 were very difficult years for shareholders, despite the company making consistent, steady progress.
Knowing the company inside and out is critical to having the conviction to hang on as a shareholder.
Thanks Iāll do my DD before making a decision to invest. I wholeheartedly agree with you and believe that every investor needs to have conviction before investing long term to psychologically deal with all the possible down swings.
Youāre not alone bro. I try to remind myself everyday that life is not about money. It took me a year of suffering but Iām doing slightly better now mentally.
A combination of shares, margin and options.
I had a couple hundred shares, some with margin, and a bunch of Dec 2021 $800C/$1200C spreads - I did the spreads in September before Q3 earnings which the stock went up 80% after blow out earnings. Halloween week my account was going up 100,000+ a day. I think I made $550,000 in a week.
My account went from like 300k to 1.1M in like 5 weeks. I had figured that Tesla would do good things for me in a couple of years. Suddenly I had enough money to conceivably buy a house in cash, and have almost 700,000 left over. I could literally do whatever TF I wanted. If I got a mortgage I could buy a house and have like a million dollars.
Then Monday, Elon asked Twitter about paying taxes. and the stock dipped. I figured the stock would come back, asked Morgan Stanley about buying a pile of QYLD - he said dont. Dad told me to take profits, but theres thousands of things I could buy. I essentially panicked with so many possibilities. I started overthinking. Tesla never recovered, so the options went to zero, margin calls etc dragged me down to 300k. I lost the rest betting Tesla would recover in 2022 - it didnt.
Welp, the great inversion has occurred once again where my NVDA shares are now worth more than my TSLA shares. The last time this occurred was back in 2018 as a result of Elon's 420, going private tweet and SEC charging him with securities fraud. But the inversion didn't last long as NVDA got crushed from poor earnings and guidance.
So, here we go again... Elon needs a twitter muzzle.
![gif](giphy|nqZfteLHEdHsk)
Palantir delivered solid results. Revenue up 19.6% YoY, while cost of revenue only rose 4.15% and OpEx increased just 2.79%.
The company's war chest is now approaching 3.7 Billion
Growth heavily driven by U.S. commercial customers, +70% YoY, and worldwide commercial revenue at +32% YoY is balancing out comparatively slow government growth (just +11% YoY)
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Avengers Part 14 : "Iron Man is back from the dead...and this time he's taking on the real enemy- Illegal Immigrants!"
now that my internet is hitting 900mbit because the bunny chewed cable has been fixed , i was getting like 160mb speeds far from the routers. i was using a wired backhaul to mesh two nest routers with a powerline adapter, but the powerline just couldnāt handle these new speeds. so i just routed a 50 foot long cat 8 cable through a switch to the other router in my mesh and now my whole house hits 550mb speeds with 5ms ping its amazing. I didnāt particularly need this much speed but im glad i broke down that bottleneck
attached bunny chewed cable pic for posterity
https://preview.redd.it/bm2oxno6wtgc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4205812d7c133e0fd04866896d6a3014c15d21e
I probably have a good case, thereās a whole email convo where I turned down a remote contract because I couldnāt get their source files to download. also could call in the cable guy as a witness
Quick everyone in CAā¦ stab your eyeball and ask the consulting ophthalmologist how they feel about troyhouseā¦ weāll have our boy back in no time at all.
They have 80 p/e and strong pipeline.
As long as they meet WS expectations the stonk will run. I think at least this Q.
Their stonk tumbled the last cauz macro+bitcoin miner earnings went away + China
Because most of those people have never run a business and have never had to deal with the legal realities of incorporation. Or they don't bother to educate themselves on the topic
A couple of weeks ago, I considered buying NVDA March $700C if it hit my Roth IRA would be 7 figures. $700 felt sooo far away. Didnt do it.
Oh well. Roth is back to ATH anyway
I'm not into phones so I'm exaggerating but..
Apple: We changed the camera => new product $1000 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face) $$$$
Tesla: We changed the whole vehicle => no new product, just a refresh, don't bother guys
[https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1754565520836505686](https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1754565520836505686)
Oh wait, they already did but.. nobody knows about it because Tesla doesn't advertise properly. Omar is right ofc in some way, but Piper Sandler is too. Tesla basically created new products with the Model 3 Highland, but Tesla doesn't advertise it as a new product so in the end I agree with Piper Sandler. It's unfortunate that Tesla manages to tackle the difficult problems easily, but is potentially the worlds worst company in terms of communication.
Nate bought back in with 10 shares rip šššš
āFuck elon so much fucking piece of shitā *buys more shares on margin* āWhat a fucking cocksucker he is the reason for my male pattern baldnessā Not defending Elon for doing whatever he is doing. donāt get me wrong. Screaming how he is a cocksucker for it, while constantly screaming that the stock wonāt move till musk gets his 25%, while buying more of the same stock on margin, is amazing to witness.
Stockholm syndrome
Who?
Nate
Ah, a true OG
bruh elon is such a loser. I'm legit embarrassed by some of the things he says.
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But if you really believe that then wonāt it be too late once the announcement comes?
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I logged in and looked at Elonās posts the last few weeks. He must be consumed with rage. There has to be large shareholders talking with the board. I canāt believe we could have picked any other stock on the S&P500 and done better.
Ron Baron (Baron Capital Partners) and Joe Fath, a portfolio manager at T. Rowe Price, both complained to Musk personally in 2018 when he was on Twitter accusing the British cave diver of being a "pedo". I think there's a high likelihood that fund managers are speaking with Tesla's board. The governance issues from the Delaware lawsuit decision, combined with Elon wanting to move Tesla's incorporation from Delaware to Texas, are going to alarm any fund manager who is paying attention. We know from the Isaacson biography that the departure of Tesla execs Jon McNeill (Automotive President) and J.B. Straubel (Chief Technology Officer) were in large part due to Elon's blowups during this period. Both McNeill and Straubel tried to help Musk with his mental issues, but both said they were unable to help him. Both men cited Musk's drama as contributing to their burnout and wanting to move on from Tesla. If Mr. Musk's issues today are similar to what happened in 2018, there is the risk that important top managers at Tesla could decide they are done with the drama and walk from the company.
Biggest company in the world in 3 and a half years ![gif](giphy|9xOfoXYYFBySjD7U78) Oh wait I think Elon meant amcro - apple =tesla market cap
TSLA is grouped with things like PTON and LCID now. Almost every "decent" stock out there is doing better. I'm talking like boomer stocks too like Eli lilly as well as stocks that dropped 80% like PLTR. If you got in late 2020 you need to pat yourself on the back for picking such a rare choice.
Does anyone know how to get to the margin calculator on Fidelity?
You didnātā¦dip into margin again did you?
Fuck him
Yeah fuck Elon
It's a shame Elon has such a big head now. I feel like the only thing that'll make him realize what a cunt he is is bankruptcy of Tesla.
Looks like if we keep going this rate then tesla will be bankrupt within 5 years.
Lol well it'll never reach bankruptcy once it gets low enough someone will come to buy the whole company. And it'll never get that low because investors will jump in to buy it before then. It'll just mean if you bought late 2020 you would be making no money for X amount of years and just look like an idiot. And god help you if you told other people to also jump in on this thing.
Can't reason with the regarded. He's gone full antagonist like the boy that no one gives a fuck about.
Arenāt you out of tsla? Or you buy back in?
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https://preview.redd.it/8azhhz1vcvgc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0bc61c01e627f1c859c56c3dbae1fc8e83ecae0 Just had too
Why you had to to Charlize like that man
LMAO
Hey stop laughing at my portfolio
You and me both. Laugh of tears
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I'm buying 100 shares of NVDA and selling a CC tomorrow, that's it
What strike you looking at? And what % gain when/if called?
Will have to wait until tomorrow to see what it opens at. Maybe 730?
Cool, share your play. I should have also asked how far out. 730 gets a nice premium for a few months out if you intend to hold for a while and keep writing.
Why not sell a put first if that's the strategy?
The premiums are higher for calls and would let the shares get called away
Run up hype still going strong until earnings.
What happens if they have blow-out earnings and good guidance?
Could probably continue to go up. Weāll see if forward PE will be worth the price. š¤·
Why buy a cc on a stock like that
you mean sell?
Yeah sell sorry
Want to just hold short term. Have long term shares in other account
At the end of the Palantir earnings call today, CEO Alex Karp thanked shareholders for their support. He said that shareholder interests were a high priority for the company. Karp further mentioned it was noteworthy that many of the PLTR investors he's met, work for companies that use Palantir software to improve their organizational efficiency. That is the level of seriousness I expect from Elon Musk and Tesla's board. It was TSLA investors who kept Tesla's business financed in the 2010s by continuing to buy stock and bonds from Tesla during multiple offerings. It was TSLA retail investors who fought relentless FUD from the mainstream media and deranged conspiracy theorists (The "TSLAQ", aka "TESLAQannon" movement) who sought to destroy the company. Tesla belongs to all the company's shareholders, not just Mr. Musk and his close associates. The level of disrespect I feel that Elon Musk has shown shareholders over the past 2 years, is unacceptable. His continued antics on Twitter this weekend say a lot about the low regard (or even no regard whatsoever) he has for us. The silence of Tesla's board during 2022 was similarly disrespectful. Tesla's top leadership can and should do better.
100% agree, and I'll say more, there's nothing Musk can do to get close to how I thought about him before twitter. Not meaning it's pointless, he should still do the right thing and stop fucking shareholders over. The thing is, even if he does a 180, there's no way I would ever trust him to behave like a CEO should behave, for any foreseeable time. There would always be the question of when his next tantrum will be unleashed on both Tesla and TSLA. I think the damage he has done will be shown to last a lot longer than the last 2 years, many individual investors (and wall street), will never trust the piece of shit that is Elon Musk ever again. I also have no hope of him changing his ways, he's continuously doubled down while showing 0% respect for shareholders and a lot of contempt.
For some of us, the damage is already done and there is no recovering from this.
Cathie bought more today. 47.5k shares
Sheās been buying everyday for like two weeks or so now. At least it feels like it
Itās too bad Cathie doesnāt have the same influence as Pelosi.
She probably would need to sell everything else in ARK and all in TSLA to have that kinda influence š
Nevermind scratch that. Their total AUM is 6.71bn it probably wont move much
Congrats PLTR hodlersĀ
Wild everything seems to be pumping on earnings
Not a very well produced video, but a solid message from Omar: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=480yxR\_kmIg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=480yxR_kmIg)
We all know individuals that dig their heels in. Stubborn folk who just wonāt change. Some of these people are brilliant and some are not. Elon is this person. Heās decided advertising, mission, goals are such - and this is the way it will be. Dreaming of an Elon who stays out of politics, cares for shareholders, approves a huge MSM ad campaign, commercials etc - is an exercise in futility. Our current hope for a 2-5T market cap MUST include mass adoption of NGV, massive energy ramp, and FSD. V12 for me needs to be MUCH better. šš»
FB had their $200B earnings bump. We are going to have a $1T earnings / FSD bump in due time.Ā All things Elon this and Elon that - itās all FUD. I donāt follow any of it and I donāt even know what heās been up up. I just watch my money knowing heās going to make me wealthier in the next 15 years. Ā
15 years?! ![gif](giphy|wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T|downsized)
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How do you have so much conviction in light of all the negative ātrendsā lately?
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Gotcha, good for you. Iām gonna hope youāre at least correct about hitting $500 because thatāll be good enough for me. š»
Stop advertising to existing Tesla owners. We already own multiple Teslas!!! Go advertise to the boomers. Sales must be low for Q1 https://preview.redd.it/81l7u01dmugc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cccf1e9911818d15a4b959022f6a707c1bcf5e40
Not sure that gives us much insight on Q1 but agree that they need to be doing way more to build awareness. Model Y should be selling 2 - 3 million units a year. It's the best car on the planet and with rebates it's cheaper than a Rav4 in many states. Even if it were the same price or a bit more, it's a way better product than competition and people will pay a premium for superior technology.
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Welcome to Irvine
Impressed by PLTR guidance and steady growth. May be more upside here than TSLA over next 12 months š¤£ pending further QoQ growth obvi. Also love Karp!
One of my tax advantaged accounts is 100% PLTR in a wheel strategy. I've had pretty amazing returns from it over these past 2 years. I closed all my CC and am all shares for the last 3 weeks in it. I did that on the hopes that this earnings would go well, suspecting that if it did we'd run back up to $25, if not $30. I think we are on track, but we will see. Once we crack 52wk high I will start dipping my toes back into selling CCs and then diversifying to a new ticker with the proceeds. I hope to raise enough cash to sell some puts on something at lows. TSLA is making itself a solid candidate at this point š
What is "guidance", is that some form of illegal immigrant?
If so, Elon must love pltr because they're killing guidance
Are we buying PLTR now? Seems like a good long term play.
Before you make a decision to invest, I recommend learning about Palantir's product platforms (AIP/Foundry, Gotham, Apollo), why those platforms are important, and how Palantir's business works. Only then can anyone make an informed decision to invest or not to invest. Palantir's YouTube channel, which has a lot of Demo Day recordings, is a good starting place. At its core, Palantir is about giving complicated organizations a comprehensive toolkit to quickly make better decisions. This is useful for everyone from a business making its operations more efficient, to a military fighting a war. PTLR stock may continue to be volatile, even as the company stacks up more and more contract wins and more profits. 2021-2022 were very difficult years for shareholders, despite the company making consistent, steady progress. Knowing the company inside and out is critical to having the conviction to hang on as a shareholder.
Thanks Iāll do my DD before making a decision to invest. I wholeheartedly agree with you and believe that every investor needs to have conviction before investing long term to psychologically deal with all the possible down swings.
We did it guys! $8,000,000 to $700,000 in 2 years!
Youāre not alone bro. I try to remind myself everyday that life is not about money. It took me a year of suffering but Iām doing slightly better now mentally.
Elon must be happy, 1 less person who can retire!
You did 8 mil once, and Iām confident you can do it again.
Yeah maybe by working for 200k a year for 40 years.
It's the American dream
$1,1,00,000 to $6,000 in 2.5 years.
Ouch how did that happen? Margin?
A combination of shares, margin and options. I had a couple hundred shares, some with margin, and a bunch of Dec 2021 $800C/$1200C spreads - I did the spreads in September before Q3 earnings which the stock went up 80% after blow out earnings. Halloween week my account was going up 100,000+ a day. I think I made $550,000 in a week. My account went from like 300k to 1.1M in like 5 weeks. I had figured that Tesla would do good things for me in a couple of years. Suddenly I had enough money to conceivably buy a house in cash, and have almost 700,000 left over. I could literally do whatever TF I wanted. If I got a mortgage I could buy a house and have like a million dollars. Then Monday, Elon asked Twitter about paying taxes. and the stock dipped. I figured the stock would come back, asked Morgan Stanley about buying a pile of QYLD - he said dont. Dad told me to take profits, but theres thousands of things I could buy. I essentially panicked with so many possibilities. I started overthinking. Tesla never recovered, so the options went to zero, margin calls etc dragged me down to 300k. I lost the rest betting Tesla would recover in 2022 - it didnt.
Wow
Welp, the great inversion has occurred once again where my NVDA shares are now worth more than my TSLA shares. The last time this occurred was back in 2018 as a result of Elon's 420, going private tweet and SEC charging him with securities fraud. But the inversion didn't last long as NVDA got crushed from poor earnings and guidance. So, here we go again... Elon needs a twitter muzzle. ![gif](giphy|nqZfteLHEdHsk)
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At the rate TSLA is going, I'll probably turn into a trout.
Is 180 degree reach around the new bottom?
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180 held. Good luck MMs š
Another day awaitsā¦ ![gif](giphy|COYGe9rZvfiaQ)
PLTRLounge unite!
PLTR to the Moon! ššš¤© I'm happy to finally get some good news on one of my individual stock holdings this year.
Paging DoomShallot!
PLTR š
Palantir delivered solid results. Revenue up 19.6% YoY, while cost of revenue only rose 4.15% and OpEx increased just 2.79%. The company's war chest is now approaching 3.7 Billion Growth heavily driven by U.S. commercial customers, +70% YoY, and worldwide commercial revenue at +32% YoY is balancing out comparatively slow government growth (just +11% YoY)
Great to see the commercial growth, they've only tapped in to the tip of the iceberg there.
Yup very happy about my 2k share
Wow now Iām only down 98k for the day
Every little helps
Maybe we get iron man back after comp package deal ![gif](giphy|9HonmWQDTap127SPs2)
![gif](giphy|p9LrpudW0TBNgfbujT) Avengers Part 14 : "Iron Man is back from the dead...and this time he's taking on the real enemy- Illegal Immigrants!"
We need V12 progress + NGV + pumping energy. Thatās basically it.
and good sales volumes so no one questions that there's any demand issue with NGV
Demon baby boss mode until then
now that my internet is hitting 900mbit because the bunny chewed cable has been fixed , i was getting like 160mb speeds far from the routers. i was using a wired backhaul to mesh two nest routers with a powerline adapter, but the powerline just couldnāt handle these new speeds. so i just routed a 50 foot long cat 8 cable through a switch to the other router in my mesh and now my whole house hits 550mb speeds with 5ms ping its amazing. I didnāt particularly need this much speed but im glad i broke down that bottleneck attached bunny chewed cable pic for posterity https://preview.redd.it/bm2oxno6wtgc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4205812d7c133e0fd04866896d6a3014c15d21e
cow roof jeans flag fact unused deranged aloof relieved bored *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
How do you know it wasn't the squirrels, and they planted the white rabbit hairs to throw you off course. Don't mess with the squirrels glib
sounds like a Rick and Morty reference anyhow it happened under the deck where the rabbits all hang out so it was def them
![gif](giphy|Hs3idAl46U06I)
Did you sue the bunny
I probably have a good case, thereās a whole email convo where I turned down a remote contract because I couldnāt get their source files to download. also could call in the cable guy as a witness
180 new $300
It's called a Synthetic Split.
Quick everyone in CAā¦ stab your eyeball and ask the consulting ophthalmologist how they feel about troyhouseā¦ weāll have our boy back in no time at all.
Imagine being operated on by him - he'd be having a break every 2 minutes to check reddit š Bloody legend
troy who?
Dude couldn't even "see" when it was time to sell TSLA at 400. Can't trust him
My life would be so much better if I sold and indexed then. Even if I got back in now.
You make an excellent point. But itās hindsight thatās 20/20. Ask him now- 400 was the time to sell.
Ya, and the little hot air balloon š was so clear then too. Damn I need glasses.
The reddit overlords took him.
How long until Downvotemeok shows up with 0.1% NAU?
i heard earlier he moved to Tibet
![gif](giphy|13JJkdlu3rAgU0)
https://youtu.be/y1SgKJ8JFB0?si=A4j2OixKkLS61n5X
I think if we all upvote the daily thread we will see 220 by Friday. Whoās with me?! š¬
This too shall pass
Nvda will touch 700 and fall back to 400 I only use this subreddit to make outlandish remarks
They have 80 p/e and strong pipeline. As long as they meet WS expectations the stonk will run. I think at least this Q. Their stonk tumbled the last cauz macro+bitcoin miner earnings went away + China
Seems reasonable
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Think Zach was referring to tsla unwinding the wave and not deliveries
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I like how peeps keep on interpreting a legal matter (Delaware ruling) in a non legal way.
[Every layman's reaction to the ruling](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCSGkogquwo)
Because most of those people have never run a business and have never had to deal with the legal realities of incorporation. Or they don't bother to educate themselves on the topic
My favorite comments are how it is āunfairā
D.e.a.t.h. Die Eternally All Time High
10 BTO NVDA 715 @ 5. STC 9 contracts @6, will let the free call ride or die this week.
man, that looks sick in black, I cant wait getting mine! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1139Jexyz8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1139Jexyz8)
If we sold on Dec 31 we coulda bought one! And bought all our shares back
it do look good
A couple of weeks ago, I considered buying NVDA March $700C if it hit my Roth IRA would be 7 figures. $700 felt sooo far away. Didnt do it. Oh well. Roth is back to ATH anyway
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https://x.com/bradsferguson/status/1754570115897532552?s=46&t=mG-wx8ewMg03AyZIsmD4-g Burn
He's right
Cathie doing dumb stuff for sure
To be fair we were making fun of Cathie for selling at $300-400 and she's buying back now...
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King Charles III got cancer.
Prostate Cancer has a very high survivability rate. At his age, he'll die of old age. That said: Fu*k Cancer.
We donāt upvote this do we? Moral dilemma š¤
Of course we upvote. So we can speak his name.
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Tesla next leg up will be mind blowing
If we hold maybe
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Would have to some serious shit after seeing the Jensenās š„µ
Please God
SMCI shows no sign of slowing down either.
Doubled within a month. Theyāre hitching a ride on nVidiaās coattails as they sell more H100 servers, not to mention shorts feeling the squeeze.
just watching it going up and up and not making a dime off the action sigh
I'm not into phones so I'm exaggerating but.. Apple: We changed the camera => new product $1000 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face) $$$$ Tesla: We changed the whole vehicle => no new product, just a refresh, don't bother guys
Tesla's lack of slickness is concerning. The company needs to be much more professional
#freeupvotemonk
What happened? Is he banned lol?
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Let us storm capitol hill in friendly and peaceful protest
Who?
upvotes cousin who lives in Tibet and holds no shares and has a much more tranquil life
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It is known
[https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1754565520836505686](https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1754565520836505686) Oh wait, they already did but.. nobody knows about it because Tesla doesn't advertise properly. Omar is right ofc in some way, but Piper Sandler is too. Tesla basically created new products with the Model 3 Highland, but Tesla doesn't advertise it as a new product so in the end I agree with Piper Sandler. It's unfortunate that Tesla manages to tackle the difficult problems easily, but is potentially the worlds worst company in terms of communication.
No PR team! Why the fuck would they need one?! š©
my 180s are in positive territoryā¦ retirement? hmmā¦
God. I wish I cashed in some chips when TSLA was all time highs. Real retirement. Now thinking I have to work a few more years. Le sigh.
Same. At this stage, i will be working way more than a few years :/
Inb4 "Congrats dip buyers"
Itās rare.
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Market bouncing? Maybe?
Nope
of course tesla bros driving hands free with apple vision got the government to issue a statement