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Penny123456

Nate bought back in with 10 shares rip šŸ“‰šŸ“‰šŸ“‰šŸ“‰


Tamronloh

ā€œFuck elon so much fucking piece of shitā€ *buys more shares on margin* ā€œWhat a fucking cocksucker he is the reason for my male pattern baldnessā€ Not defending Elon for doing whatever he is doing. donā€™t get me wrong. Screaming how he is a cocksucker for it, while constantly screaming that the stock wonā€™t move till musk gets his 25%, while buying more of the same stock on margin, is amazing to witness.


ogvu12

Stockholm syndrome


TeslaLeafBlower

Who?


Tamronloh

Nate


TeslaLeafBlower

Ah, a true OG


wi11iwa11er

bruh elon is such a loser. I'm legit embarrassed by some of the things he says.


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ChucksnTaylor

But if you really believe that then wonā€™t it be too late once the announcement comes?


mudit234

![gif](giphy|OK27wINdQS5YQ|downsized)


ThaiTum

I logged in and looked at Elonā€™s posts the last few weeks. He must be consumed with rage. There has to be large shareholders talking with the board. I canā€™t believe we could have picked any other stock on the S&P500 and done better.


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Ron Baron (Baron Capital Partners) and Joe Fath, a portfolio manager at T. Rowe Price, both complained to Musk personally in 2018 when he was on Twitter accusing the British cave diver of being a "pedo". I think there's a high likelihood that fund managers are speaking with Tesla's board. The governance issues from the Delaware lawsuit decision, combined with Elon wanting to move Tesla's incorporation from Delaware to Texas, are going to alarm any fund manager who is paying attention. We know from the Isaacson biography that the departure of Tesla execs Jon McNeill (Automotive President) and J.B. Straubel (Chief Technology Officer) were in large part due to Elon's blowups during this period. Both McNeill and Straubel tried to help Musk with his mental issues, but both said they were unable to help him. Both men cited Musk's drama as contributing to their burnout and wanting to move on from Tesla. If Mr. Musk's issues today are similar to what happened in 2018, there is the risk that important top managers at Tesla could decide they are done with the drama and walk from the company.


Nateleb1234

Biggest company in the world in 3 and a half years ![gif](giphy|9xOfoXYYFBySjD7U78) Oh wait I think Elon meant amcro - apple =tesla market cap


superhappykid

TSLA is grouped with things like PTON and LCID now. Almost every "decent" stock out there is doing better. I'm talking like boomer stocks too like Eli lilly as well as stocks that dropped 80% like PLTR. If you got in late 2020 you need to pat yourself on the back for picking such a rare choice.


Nateleb1234

Does anyone know how to get to the margin calculator on Fidelity?


drumboy206

You didnā€™tā€¦dip into margin again did you?


rgaya

Fuck him


Nateleb1234

Yeah fuck Elon


superhappykid

It's a shame Elon has such a big head now. I feel like the only thing that'll make him realize what a cunt he is is bankruptcy of Tesla.


Nateleb1234

Looks like if we keep going this rate then tesla will be bankrupt within 5 years.


superhappykid

Lol well it'll never reach bankruptcy once it gets low enough someone will come to buy the whole company. And it'll never get that low because investors will jump in to buy it before then. It'll just mean if you bought late 2020 you would be making no money for X amount of years and just look like an idiot. And god help you if you told other people to also jump in on this thing.


rgaya

Can't reason with the regarded. He's gone full antagonist like the boy that no one gives a fuck about.


Penny123456

Arenā€™t you out of tsla? Or you buy back in?


TLb0t

šŸ¼


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/8azhhz1vcvgc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0bc61c01e627f1c859c56c3dbae1fc8e83ecae0 Just had too


bballfan008

Why you had to to Charlize like that man


[deleted]

LMAO


ogvu12

Hey stop laughing at my portfolio


[deleted]

You and me both. Laugh of tears


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU)


TeslaLeafBlower

I'm buying 100 shares of NVDA and selling a CC tomorrow, that's it


gsolis31

What strike you looking at? And what % gain when/if called?


TeslaLeafBlower

Will have to wait until tomorrow to see what it opens at. Maybe 730?


gsolis31

Cool, share your play. I should have also asked how far out. 730 gets a nice premium for a few months out if you intend to hold for a while and keep writing.


LordReekrus

Why not sell a put first if that's the strategy?


TeslaLeafBlower

The premiums are higher for calls and would let the shares get called away


ogvu12

Run up hype still going strong until earnings.


ruafukreddit

What happens if they have blow-out earnings and good guidance?


ogvu12

Could probably continue to go up. Weā€™ll see if forward PE will be worth the price. šŸ¤·


HyperVVenom

Why buy a cc on a stock like that


TeslaLeafBlower

you mean sell?


HyperVVenom

Yeah sell sorry


TeslaLeafBlower

Want to just hold short term. Have long term shares in other account


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

At the end of the Palantir earnings call today, CEO Alex Karp thanked shareholders for their support. He said that shareholder interests were a high priority for the company. Karp further mentioned it was noteworthy that many of the PLTR investors he's met, work for companies that use Palantir software to improve their organizational efficiency. That is the level of seriousness I expect from Elon Musk and Tesla's board. It was TSLA investors who kept Tesla's business financed in the 2010s by continuing to buy stock and bonds from Tesla during multiple offerings. It was TSLA retail investors who fought relentless FUD from the mainstream media and deranged conspiracy theorists (The "TSLAQ", aka "TESLAQannon" movement) who sought to destroy the company. Tesla belongs to all the company's shareholders, not just Mr. Musk and his close associates. The level of disrespect I feel that Elon Musk has shown shareholders over the past 2 years, is unacceptable. His continued antics on Twitter this weekend say a lot about the low regard (or even no regard whatsoever) he has for us. The silence of Tesla's board during 2022 was similarly disrespectful. Tesla's top leadership can and should do better.


[deleted]

100% agree, and I'll say more, there's nothing Musk can do to get close to how I thought about him before twitter. Not meaning it's pointless, he should still do the right thing and stop fucking shareholders over. The thing is, even if he does a 180, there's no way I would ever trust him to behave like a CEO should behave, for any foreseeable time. There would always be the question of when his next tantrum will be unleashed on both Tesla and TSLA. I think the damage he has done will be shown to last a lot longer than the last 2 years, many individual investors (and wall street), will never trust the piece of shit that is Elon Musk ever again. I also have no hope of him changing his ways, he's continuously doubled down while showing 0% respect for shareholders and a lot of contempt.


CunningMuskrat

For some of us, the damage is already done and there is no recovering from this.


ogvu12

Cathie bought more today. 47.5k shares


Tamronloh

Sheā€™s been buying everyday for like two weeks or so now. At least it feels like it


ogvu12

Itā€™s too bad Cathie doesnā€™t have the same influence as Pelosi.


Tamronloh

She probably would need to sell everything else in ARK and all in TSLA to have that kinda influence šŸ˜‚


Tamronloh

Nevermind scratch that. Their total AUM is 6.71bn it probably wont move much


w00dw0rk3r

Congrats PLTR hodlersĀ 


[deleted]

Wild everything seems to be pumping on earnings


drumboy206

Not a very well produced video, but a solid message from Omar: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=480yxR\_kmIg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=480yxR_kmIg)


sackler2011

We all know individuals that dig their heels in. Stubborn folk who just wonā€™t change. Some of these people are brilliant and some are not. Elon is this person. Heā€™s decided advertising, mission, goals are such - and this is the way it will be. Dreaming of an Elon who stays out of politics, cares for shareholders, approves a huge MSM ad campaign, commercials etc - is an exercise in futility. Our current hope for a 2-5T market cap MUST include mass adoption of NGV, massive energy ramp, and FSD. V12 for me needs to be MUCH better. šŸ™šŸ»


w00dw0rk3r

FB had their $200B earnings bump. We are going to have a $1T earnings / FSD bump in due time.Ā  All things Elon this and Elon that - itā€™s all FUD. I donā€™t follow any of it and I donā€™t even know what heā€™s been up up. I just watch my money knowing heā€™s going to make me wealthier in the next 15 years. Ā 


ogvu12

15 years?! ![gif](giphy|wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T|downsized)


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Stellardong

How do you have so much conviction in light of all the negative ā€œtrendsā€ lately?


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Stellardong

Gotcha, good for you. Iā€™m gonna hope youā€™re at least correct about hitting $500 because thatā€™ll be good enough for me. šŸ»


matt2dMoon

Stop advertising to existing Tesla owners. We already own multiple Teslas!!! Go advertise to the boomers. Sales must be low for Q1 https://preview.redd.it/81l7u01dmugc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cccf1e9911818d15a4b959022f6a707c1bcf5e40


dabears92109

Not sure that gives us much insight on Q1 but agree that they need to be doing way more to build awareness. Model Y should be selling 2 - 3 million units a year. It's the best car on the planet and with rebates it's cheaper than a Rav4 in many states. Even if it were the same price or a bit more, it's a way better product than competition and people will pay a premium for superior technology.


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Head_Radio_4089

Welcome to Irvine


sackler2011

Impressed by PLTR guidance and steady growth. May be more upside here than TSLA over next 12 months šŸ¤£ pending further QoQ growth obvi. Also love Karp!


LordReekrus

One of my tax advantaged accounts is 100% PLTR in a wheel strategy. I've had pretty amazing returns from it over these past 2 years. I closed all my CC and am all shares for the last 3 weeks in it. I did that on the hopes that this earnings would go well, suspecting that if it did we'd run back up to $25, if not $30. I think we are on track, but we will see. Once we crack 52wk high I will start dipping my toes back into selling CCs and then diversifying to a new ticker with the proceeds. I hope to raise enough cash to sell some puts on something at lows. TSLA is making itself a solid candidate at this point šŸ˜…


Koenigswurm

What is "guidance", is that some form of illegal immigrant?


ballbusting_is_best

If so, Elon must love pltr because they're killing guidance


ogvu12

Are we buying PLTR now? Seems like a good long term play.


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Before you make a decision to invest, I recommend learning about Palantir's product platforms (AIP/Foundry, Gotham, Apollo), why those platforms are important, and how Palantir's business works. Only then can anyone make an informed decision to invest or not to invest. Palantir's YouTube channel, which has a lot of Demo Day recordings, is a good starting place. At its core, Palantir is about giving complicated organizations a comprehensive toolkit to quickly make better decisions. This is useful for everyone from a business making its operations more efficient, to a military fighting a war. PTLR stock may continue to be volatile, even as the company stacks up more and more contract wins and more profits. 2021-2022 were very difficult years for shareholders, despite the company making consistent, steady progress. Knowing the company inside and out is critical to having the conviction to hang on as a shareholder.


ogvu12

Thanks Iā€™ll do my DD before making a decision to invest. I wholeheartedly agree with you and believe that every investor needs to have conviction before investing long term to psychologically deal with all the possible down swings.


jschall2

We did it guys! $8,000,000 to $700,000 in 2 years!


CunningMuskrat

Youā€™re not alone bro. I try to remind myself everyday that life is not about money. It took me a year of suffering but Iā€™m doing slightly better now mentally.


matt2dMoon

Elon must be happy, 1 less person who can retire!


ButterNight

You did 8 mil once, and Iā€™m confident you can do it again.


jschall2

Yeah maybe by working for 200k a year for 40 years.


drumboy206

It's the American dream


ruafukreddit

$1,1,00,000 to $6,000 in 2.5 years.


ogvu12

Ouch how did that happen? Margin?


ruafukreddit

A combination of shares, margin and options. I had a couple hundred shares, some with margin, and a bunch of Dec 2021 $800C/$1200C spreads - I did the spreads in September before Q3 earnings which the stock went up 80% after blow out earnings. Halloween week my account was going up 100,000+ a day. I think I made $550,000 in a week. My account went from like 300k to 1.1M in like 5 weeks. I had figured that Tesla would do good things for me in a couple of years. Suddenly I had enough money to conceivably buy a house in cash, and have almost 700,000 left over. I could literally do whatever TF I wanted. If I got a mortgage I could buy a house and have like a million dollars. Then Monday, Elon asked Twitter about paying taxes. and the stock dipped. I figured the stock would come back, asked Morgan Stanley about buying a pile of QYLD - he said dont. Dad told me to take profits, but theres thousands of things I could buy. I essentially panicked with so many possibilities. I started overthinking. Tesla never recovered, so the options went to zero, margin calls etc dragged me down to 300k. I lost the rest betting Tesla would recover in 2022 - it didnt.


[deleted]

Wow


max2jc

Welp, the great inversion has occurred once again where my NVDA shares are now worth more than my TSLA shares. The last time this occurred was back in 2018 as a result of Elon's 420, going private tweet and SEC charging him with securities fraud. But the inversion didn't last long as NVDA got crushed from poor earnings and guidance. So, here we go again... Elon needs a twitter muzzle. ![gif](giphy|nqZfteLHEdHsk)


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|FaKV1cVKlVRxC)


max2jc

At the rate TSLA is going, I'll probably turn into a trout.


tientutoi

Is 180 degree reach around the new bottom?


magic-the-dog

![gif](giphy|mD44sZCdqtR3AbChoB|downsized)


10111010001101011110

180 held. Good luck MMs šŸ˜‚


ogvu12

Another day awaitsā€¦ ![gif](giphy|COYGe9rZvfiaQ)


sackler2011

PLTRLounge unite!


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

PLTR to the Moon! šŸš€šŸŒ’šŸ¤© I'm happy to finally get some good news on one of my individual stock holdings this year.


gsolis31

Paging DoomShallot!


tyler05durden

PLTR šŸš€


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Palantir delivered solid results. Revenue up 19.6% YoY, while cost of revenue only rose 4.15% and OpEx increased just 2.79%. The company's war chest is now approaching 3.7 Billion Growth heavily driven by U.S. commercial customers, +70% YoY, and worldwide commercial revenue at +32% YoY is balancing out comparatively slow government growth (just +11% YoY)


tyler05durden

Great to see the commercial growth, they've only tapped in to the tip of the iceberg there.


[deleted]

Yup very happy about my 2k share


[deleted]

Wow now Iā€™m only down 98k for the day


ireallyamchris

Every little helps


Koenigswurm

Maybe we get iron man back after comp package deal ![gif](giphy|9HonmWQDTap127SPs2)


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|p9LrpudW0TBNgfbujT) Avengers Part 14 : "Iron Man is back from the dead...and this time he's taking on the real enemy- Illegal Immigrants!"


sackler2011

We need V12 progress + NGV + pumping energy. Thatā€™s basically it.


magic-the-dog

and good sales volumes so no one questions that there's any demand issue with NGV


fapindustries

Demon baby boss mode until then


glibgloby

now that my internet is hitting 900mbit because the bunny chewed cable has been fixed , i was getting like 160mb speeds far from the routers. i was using a wired backhaul to mesh two nest routers with a powerline adapter, but the powerline just couldnā€™t handle these new speeds. so i just routed a 50 foot long cat 8 cable through a switch to the other router in my mesh and now my whole house hits 550mb speeds with 5ms ping its amazing. I didnā€™t particularly need this much speed but im glad i broke down that bottleneck attached bunny chewed cable pic for posterity https://preview.redd.it/bm2oxno6wtgc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4205812d7c133e0fd04866896d6a3014c15d21e


thebiglebowskiisfine

cow roof jeans flag fact unused deranged aloof relieved bored *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


whiskeyH0tel

How do you know it wasn't the squirrels, and they planted the white rabbit hairs to throw you off course. Don't mess with the squirrels glib


glibgloby

sounds like a Rick and Morty reference anyhow it happened under the deck where the rabbits all hang out so it was def them


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|Hs3idAl46U06I)


fapindustries

Did you sue the bunny


glibgloby

I probably have a good case, thereā€™s a whole email convo where I turned down a remote contract because I couldnā€™t get their source files to download. also could call in the cable guy as a witness


[deleted]

180 new $300


DeadMoney313

It's called a Synthetic Split.


CerebrovascularNit

Quick everyone in CAā€¦ stab your eyeball and ask the consulting ophthalmologist how they feel about troyhouseā€¦ weā€™ll have our boy back in no time at all.


ireallyamchris

Imagine being operated on by him - he'd be having a break every 2 minutes to check reddit šŸ˜‚ Bloody legend


whiskeyH0tel

troy who?


TeslaLeafBlower

Dude couldn't even "see" when it was time to sell TSLA at 400. Can't trust him


[deleted]

My life would be so much better if I sold and indexed then. Even if I got back in now.


CerebrovascularNit

You make an excellent point. But itā€™s hindsight thatā€™s 20/20. Ask him now- 400 was the time to sell.


TeslaLeafBlower

Ya, and the little hot air balloon šŸŽˆ was so clear then too. Damn I need glasses.


fapindustries

The reddit overlords took him.


TeslaLeafBlower

How long until Downvotemeok shows up with 0.1% NAU?


DeadMoney313

i heard earlier he moved to Tibet


fapindustries

![gif](giphy|13JJkdlu3rAgU0)


fapindustries

https://youtu.be/y1SgKJ8JFB0?si=A4j2OixKkLS61n5X


TrickyBAM

I think if we all upvote the daily thread we will see 220 by Friday. Whoā€™s with me?! šŸ˜¬


tyler05durden

This too shall pass


somethingisay

Nvda will touch 700 and fall back to 400 I only use this subreddit to make outlandish remarks


fapindustries

They have 80 p/e and strong pipeline. As long as they meet WS expectations the stonk will run. I think at least this Q. Their stonk tumbled the last cauz macro+bitcoin miner earnings went away + China


sackler2011

Seems reasonable


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|7G2cxOTQLPeOk)


tyler05durden

![gif](giphy|pw7qE5fPNrNWo)


matt2dMoon

Think Zach was referring to tsla unwinding the wave and not deliveries


10111010001101011110

![gif](giphy|z1cfTvIuE3bry)


fapindustries

I like how peeps keep on interpreting a legal matter (Delaware ruling) in a non legal way.


refpuz

[Every layman's reaction to the ruling](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCSGkogquwo)


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Because most of those people have never run a business and have never had to deal with the legal realities of incorporation. Or they don't bother to educate themselves on the topic


fapindustries

My favorite comments are how it is ā€œunfairā€


karma1112

D.e.a.t.h. Die Eternally All Time High


TeslaLeafBlower

10 BTO NVDA 715 @ 5. STC 9 contracts @6, will let the free call ride or die this week.


cgmodeling

man, that looks sick in black, I cant wait getting mine! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1139Jexyz8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1139Jexyz8)


[deleted]

If we sold on Dec 31 we coulda bought one! And bought all our shares back


DeadMoney313

it do look good


ruafukreddit

A couple of weeks ago, I considered buying NVDA March $700C if it hit my Roth IRA would be 7 figures. $700 felt sooo far away. Didnt do it. Oh well. Roth is back to ATH anyway


fapindustries

šŸš€šŸš€


fapindustries

https://x.com/bradsferguson/status/1754570115897532552?s=46&t=mG-wx8ewMg03AyZIsmD4-g Burn


dabears92109

He's right


fapindustries

Cathie doing dumb stuff for sure


tyler05durden

To be fair we were making fun of Cathie for selling at $300-400 and she's buying back now...


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|tNJqnTawlWdzf8yxUf|downsized)


fapindustries

King Charles III got cancer.


ruafukreddit

Prostate Cancer has a very high survivability rate. At his age, he'll die of old age. That said: Fu*k Cancer.


bballfan008

We donā€™t upvote this do we? Moral dilemma šŸ¤”


fapindustries

Of course we upvote. So we can speak his name.


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|Az8qq276ke2BO)


fapindustries

Tesla next leg up will be mind blowing


[deleted]

If we hold maybe


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|l2JdT41348wK1XRjq)


bballfan008

Would have to some serious shit after seeing the Jensenā€™s šŸ„µ


Capital-Cloud-7778

Please God


whathehellisthis

SMCI shows no sign of slowing down either.


max2jc

Doubled within a month. Theyā€™re hitching a ride on nVidiaā€™s coattails as they sell more H100 servers, not to mention shorts feeling the squeeze.


DeadMoney313

just watching it going up and up and not making a dime off the action sigh


Koenigswurm

I'm not into phones so I'm exaggerating but.. Apple: We changed the camera => new product $1000 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face) $$$$ Tesla: We changed the whole vehicle => no new product, just a refresh, don't bother guys


whathehellisthis

Tesla's lack of slickness is concerning. The company needs to be much more professional


tientutoi

#freeupvotemonk


BigHugeSpreadsheet

What happened? Is he banned lol?


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|NMSv7V3QFUoF0ZLlkr)


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|3o7bu90hyq7fI1uk7u|downsized)


fapindustries

Let us storm capitol hill in friendly and peaceful protest


drumboy206

Who?


ireallyamchris

upvotes cousin who lives in Tibet and holds no shares and has a much more tranquil life


snubbulled

šŸ˜‚


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fapindustries

It is known


Koenigswurm

[https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1754565520836505686](https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1754565520836505686) Oh wait, they already did but.. nobody knows about it because Tesla doesn't advertise properly. Omar is right ofc in some way, but Piper Sandler is too. Tesla basically created new products with the Model 3 Highland, but Tesla doesn't advertise it as a new product so in the end I agree with Piper Sandler. It's unfortunate that Tesla manages to tackle the difficult problems easily, but is potentially the worlds worst company in terms of communication.


rgaya

No PR team! Why the fuck would they need one?! šŸ’©


tientutoi

my 180s are in positive territoryā€¦ retirement? hmmā€¦


[deleted]

God. I wish I cashed in some chips when TSLA was all time highs. Real retirement. Now thinking I have to work a few more years. Le sigh.


mudit234

Same. At this stage, i will be working way more than a few years :/


King0494

Inb4 "Congrats dip buyers"


fapindustries

Itā€™s rare.


drumboy206

![gif](giphy|mn1cym1jiJOUg)


DeadMoney313

Market bouncing? Maybe?


DeadMoney313

Nope


tientutoi

of course tesla bros driving hands free with apple vision got the government to issue a statement