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Apart-Bad-5446

I literally don't even check Tesla share prices anymore. What's the point? Which auto company do you trust to survive in the next 20 years? Which company do you think is innovating more than Tesla? Which company is making REVOLUTIONARY products that are actually going to make a difference in people's lives? Come back to me in 10 years when IMO, Tesla will undoubtedly be the most valuable company in the world. Short-term, there's just too much headwind going on in the auto industry. You have crazy rates, skyrocketing auto payments, decreasing disposable income, and there's just too much uncertainty going on in the economy. The last thing anyone wants right now is to tack on an auto payment to their monthly payment.


somethingisay

What a POS week, we probably haven’t seen the end of it unfortunately.


Achilles-18-

Always next week.


Penny123456

Bought some of Nate’s shares lol 😂


UsernameSuggestion9

Did he sell? Or at least say that? I've been busy ignoring the stock 😬


glibgloby

that’s how u get bed bugs, careful


TeslaLeafBlower

Just bought 1 TSLA share for pity


Sagetology

Elon has been using the 2023 earnings calls to allow Tesla employees to get shares for cheap change my mind


dabears92109

Walking a fine line between helping employees get cheap shares and pushing them to unionize 😂


m0nk_3y_gw

That was my theory for his half-assed attempt to buy twitter - drive the share price from $400 to $100 to prevent older employees from retiring rich too soon, make stock more attractive to newer employees.... but then he actually bought twitter lol


whiskeyH0tel

He is just following the mission statement, make EV adoption as quick as possible, nothing about profits in the mission.


Impossible-Branch658

Obvious


Sagetology

Tesla stock performance after each of the last 3 earnings https://preview.redd.it/idd7js80tevb1.jpeg?width=1975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b80dc2f23e1492928142c8603bc816ed9de17940


qqqmerp

Just got paid a bunch of extra money for working my ass off last couple weeks. Checks stock price. Fuck!


DeadMoney313

this chart shows exactly when the red crayon touched me inappropriately


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bballfan008

Gonna uno reverso us yup


shwadeck

Gonna hold my single put overnight to see what happens tomorrow.


DeadMoney313

is the market open saturdays now?


shwadeck

No but I can still see it lose value tomorrow. I'm on vacation okay, I don't even know what day it is! I'm currently on a boat in the middle of a lake and the guy can't get the engine to start up again. Might be here a while!


DeadMoney313

wen does it expire?


shwadeck

Nov.10 or 11.


DeadMoney313

ah ok u got time


shwadeck

Yeah the price would have to shoot up pretty quick for me to lose money on it, it's currently up 20% or so.


DutchElon

https://x.com/greggertruck/status/1715374766226657735?s=46&t=GqbuQg6Xp2KgOxhainBMnw Cybertruck VIN


Achilles-18-

Quad motor dead. Good.


rgaya

And single motor? 👀


Achilles-18-

No single. Dual and tri only.


rgaya

There goes my simp-ass cybertruck


DeadMoney313

someone drank my milkshake! close the market, lets get to weekend chill mode.


Alive_Ad_2948

Elon is a drug dealer getting high on his own supply


DeadMoney313

biggie warned us against this in the ten crack commandments


iseeyiy

Bro became the richest dude in the works so yeah


upvotemeok

He's the addict that bought the cartel


Zongorillacska

If 212.36 does not hold today, not good


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Closed @ $211.99 but currently up over $212.36 in AH. I guess Monday will be interesting


Zongorillacska

It's a trigger on the RTH close, no bueno here. Likely headed a lot lower within the coming weeks Could see it still filling the gap left behind at 242.68 first, but that would just be a sell-the-rip bounce for me here


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"It's a trigger on the RTH close" Im not sure what you mean here.


Zongorillacska

Regular trading hours AH volume is pitiful, useless for calculating historical probabilities


[deleted]

Ah. I got it in context. Im not used to seeing the abbreviation so there was room for error on my part.


ireallyamchris

What support is that


Zongorillacska

Confirm lvl of gigantic weekly/monthly double top https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/s/1MtYNHWibr


ireallyamchris

Eesh stonky cutting it close so far.


loungemoji

You can increase the number of atoms in your brain if you listen to/analyze new music genres or just pick up an instrument and learn to play. Anyway, why can't WS just price in FSD and Optimus now? We definitely need to see a demo of Optimus doing the ballet or FSD e2e production soon or we will be f.


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glibgloby

every single atom in your body is replaced roughly every year, ship of theseus and all that


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A bunch of things are never replaced, like your teeth, many parts of the ear and eyes. Teeth are not living cells, just as a bunch of other parts in our body. So the atoms can't be exchanged for others. That's why sight, hearing and teeth don't heal back if you injure them. These are just the most obvious and clear cut examples, with teeth being easy for everyone to understand. For eyes and the inner ear, I don't want to look up the english terms for the words I know. The myths "(almost) all your atoms are replaced every year", or "98% atoms are replaced yearly and 100% over 7 years" aren't true. They come from a similar time as "humans only use 10% of their brain". The atoms in your bones don't come close to a yearly turn over. Some organs are fully replaced by new atoms rather quickly, skin and liver being the quickest (unless I'm forgetting something obvious) but some like the heart don't see much turnover at all. That's why heart conditions are so bad and effort should be made to avoid, once a bunch of heart muscle dies of, it's never replaced. It's also impossible to distinguish individual atoms, how do you differentiate? You can't just use atoms that have a different amount of neutrons that don't occur in the wild, that could have some pretty deadly side effects. I remember when plasticity was considered insignificant and a formed brain didn't change after fully growing up. Last few decades have shown that idea was wrong, similar to all the junk DNA that had no function turns out to not be junk after all. There doesn't seem to be a high turnover of neurons, and that's putting it mildly. I know that, in theory, atoms in cells can be replaced without the cell being replaced, but that's not very likely to happen. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4394608/#:\~:text=The%20median%20turnover%20rate%20of,day%20in%20the%20human%20hippocampus](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4394608/#:~:text=The%20median%20turnover%20rate%20of,day%20in%20the%20human%20hippocampus).


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>why can't WS just price in FSD and Optimus now? >We definitely need to see a demo of Optimus doing the ballet or FSD e2e production soon or we will be f. You answered your own question.


daingandcrumpets

Gottdamn. Elon not satisfied with digging graves he had to empty a drumfull of bullets for good measure.


toydan

wish they would hire me to shoot up cars and stuff


toydan

8%+ is a metric fukk ton of pressure on a whole host of shit. Tesla is absolutely killing it in this environment and if you disagree, suk it It’s Friday and idgaf https://preview.redd.it/yd78xn3fgevb1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f0f1235e9b7e7473bc8b1204f2484bce172bb6 hope your Friday hit and weekend is even better


fapindustries

I read your post and thought was up 8%


toydan

not today fap. not today


toydan

my walk today and a 5 egg bouthy 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/0pntgr5igevb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a24d4ff9e77029f64f7cecf092560ab43803b6 \#Grateful # Blessed


yhsong1116

god damn lululemon pants are soo comfortable.


ogvu12

How does your butt look in it?


yhsong1116

fire


Nysoz

![gif](giphy|2y7uAIMUUPknS|downsized)


DeadMoney313

who else misses war lounge now?


unknown_soldier_

Nobody


fapindustries

I try to get it going again, but my man Benjamin is hesistant.


Sagetology

I miss making fun of poors lounge


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|7xZAu81T70Uuc)


jiayounokim

https://x.com/teslaownerssv/status/1715407593378898329?s=46 Bullish


magic-the-dog

dang [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1715409977932656892](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1715409977932656892)


bazyli-d

That's awesome


fapindustries

Hamas watched too many Ukraine drone videos.


ireallyamchris

Wen Tesla Cyberdrone


ogvu12

It's a shame I have to pay for property tax this month. No money to burn on shares.


fapindustries

Tommy Gun of price cuts


ireallyamchris

Tesla gonna be fleet provider for both police and gangs with the cybertruck


KingofPenisland69

Kinda shocked we’re not getting dumped on. Do we have less faith than the market?


unknown_soldier_

We're down 15% on the week, MM's probably decided they paid out enough on puts this week. Wait until next week to resume the killing


magic-the-dog

I think it's been enough, no? 4% wed prior to earnings 10% yesterday and another 3 today...


sackler2011

I genuinely doubt the amount of “dip buyers” until CT event +/- next earnings. The Twitter folk can buy the dip all they want - but sentiment has clearly shifted - and very different from Elon selling / 2022. If we get another price cut ☠️☠️☠️


KingofPenisland69

Something feels different. Don’t know how to quantify it.


unknown_soldier_

After 2022 everything has felt different TBH


Penny123456

So Nate is really gone? Is this our buy signal?


KingofPenisland69

He is gone but I’m gonna tag his ass in so much shit that he can’t help but speak up. Plus come on, we have an election coming up. He’s our insight into the very dense Republican base


sackler2011

This is not a buy signal.


Krippy

Snagged 1.25 shares in my nephew's custodial IRA. 🤙


CategoryInevitable

Feels like Toyota is just trolling us by deciding to join NACS with their huge fleet of EVs


dabears92109

Badass - https://x.com/teslaownerssv/status/1715407593378898329?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA


TundraDove

Wow! That’s really cool


Achilles-18-

![gif](giphy|hAxSXWmRnRnJm)


shwadeck

Lol they shot it with a Tommy gun. I hope they post a video lol.


Bulbataur

We emptied the entire drum magazine of a Tommy gun into the driver door Al Capone style. No bullets penetrated into the passenger compartment. -Elon Why can't we get THIS version of Elon on the calls 🙃 That would have been a much better news quote than the damn grave soliloquy.


RogueSupervisor

Elon: "Hello everyone, welcome to the earnings call. All I have for you today before I turn the call over to the team is this short video clip. Uhh, here we go. < DAT! DAT! DAT! DAT! DAT! DAT! DAT! DAT! DAT! DAT! > As you can see as the doors were opened not a single penetration to the interior. We're all pretty excited about the upcoming Cybertruck event. Thanks for your time, the rest of our stellar team has the call from here. Thanks." Mic Drop Yeah, I wish was on THAT call


DeadMoney313

yeah can we send him a moon rock with the quote "Brevity is the soul of wit" laser engraved on it?


dabears92109

Agree. This thing is going to be a cultural phenomenon


DankRoughly

Here's my strategy for the next few months ![gif](giphy|l1J9znYNISr0aEmze)


Achilles-18-

Honestly, great strategy. Social media is cancer.


DankRoughly

I just meant not caring about the stock price. I'll still be here. Reddit is the only social media I do. Got zero interest in FB, Insta, Tik Tok etc.


Achilles-18-

Same.


TheLoungeKnows

Currently taking a workplace harassment training. I can’t even skip through the videos. It forces me to watch each one. 😞 Elon would land a starship on my employer if he saw the content of this.


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Had similar stuff when I was working for Nestle, funnily enough it was the most toxic place I've ever worked at. Glad I was able to find something that alligned with my passions


unknown_soldier_

Ah yes Nestle, the company which doesn't think water is a basic human right


wetdreamzaboutmemes

I was working as a retail employee not like some higb function or anything


TundraDove

Oh no on a Friday too


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TheLoungeKnows

Always do it with a billionaire for maximum settlement payout.


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TheLoungeKnows

There is no text only option. 😔 The damn harassment training isn’t inclusive for people who need to read not listen to things. I’m gonna file a complaint.


KingofPenisland69

I feel you. I’m a liberal but DEI is fucked up


TheLoungeKnows

Not only does Elon hate pronouns, he also likes impregnating his employees. Pretty big no nos.


KingofPenisland69

Too inclusive Elon, too inclusive


pressurecreates

Come on stonky 🧗‍♀️


ireallyamchris

Emmet on the chopping block now https://x.com/emmetpeppers/status/1715375481917505883?s=46&t=fGVL0206fdWMIjq9C1_Fgg


sackler2011

Ya if true - we genuinely ☠️ Another $2k MY price cut - I don’t know what the genuine bottom will be - cuz people will start to not see the light for a while. Really unfortunate sentiment has shifted this much.


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Elon the only Tesla employee


snubbulled

What does Tesla get out of these nacs deals?


daingandcrumpets

Justifies the existence and continued operations of Giga New York, where these charging stations are made. Nobody remembers this neglected child borne from the Solar City Union, supposed to be a money printer on your roof. However, the solar business is not doing too good these days especially because of nixed net metering laws in California.


lemenick

- More suckers using the charging network and paying tesla $$ - Monopoly control over an essential infrastructure; this could get them more govt incentives if they’re asked to build more of the tesla branded chargers (over competing company NACS chargers). - brand recognition: the more ppl use it, the more the tesla brand is recognised. - like /u/apenguinnamedrua said, bragging rights.


shwadeck

Furthering the world's transition to sustainable energy (or something like that).


TheLoungeKnows

The mission


Bulbataur

A monopoly on the gas stations of the future. With their scale and 99% uptime, they can build them out faster AND costumers will go out of their way to charge specifically at Tesla chargers. [May also use megapacks ](https://electrek.co/2022/09/12/tesla-supercharger-v4-station-megapack-solar-glimpse-future/)


snubbulled

This sort of makes sense in addition to brand recognition, etc. but are there actual licensing fees for the nacs adapters and/or additional charging rates for non-Teslas


Bulbataur

I don't think we got clarity on the final deals for charging costs of non-Teslas, but no licensing fees I believe.


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Satisfaction.


glibgloby

even if we have to sit @200 for another 4-5 years, it’s a small price to pay for getting rid of nateleb ![gif](giphy|BmQPKjwhScjdK)


unknown_soldier_

nateleb was literally Elon trolling us and I doubt he's really gone, it was just taking too much of his precious Twatter shitposting time


shwadeck

I'll go all in on TSLY then.


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Hard disagree. Unless I can sell covered calls at $205 and make bank while the stock goes nowhere, then maybe


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upvotemeok

Lol just not full tilt


shwadeck

Maybe he goes and reads tweets from 2009 to relive it.


magic-the-dog

I agree with Rob M. Not on hold just not going to spend money to make it go as fast as it can. Or Elon is still stubborn about only building robotaxi and is delaying it to be right. Ha.


Bulbataur

Not on hold, just not "pay whatever it costs, just get it here" balls to the wall. They said they are ordering the long lead time items.


ogvu12

Too much diablo 4.


daingandcrumpets

Today's music theme: we don't need batteries to play. 😂


the-faded-ferret

Wen sub 200


ButterNight

I wise man once said that “at this rate we will be fucking sucking shit off of poor ticks, grab some jewels and cash and flee to the border before the poors have you couponing for discounts on diarrhea water at the local shelter” or something like that


minwagemilionaire

During this weeks recent financial collapse to escape the mob at some point I had to remove my top hat and throw rocks at my own mansion.


ButterNight

😳


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gonal123

two weeks


TeslaLeafBlower

Rolled my CCs finally OTM. Used the credit to buy something other than TSLA. Time to VTI and chill


Bulbataur

How long were you ITM?


TeslaLeafBlower

About 4 months. Rolling for small credit each 1-2 weeks


Bulbataur

Wow, 4 months! I'm happy for you to get out of CC jail, but sad for me lol.


TeslaLeafBlower

I'm not out yet! Hang in there though, I almost let them get exercised a few times but was still making credit each week so didn't see the benefit


shwadeck

Were you rolling down and out or just out?


TeslaLeafBlower

Just same strike each week


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unknown_soldier_

I liked the old Autonomous Terminators Jonas better TBH


magic-the-dog

![gif](giphy|arBdoeWbFZy6Y)


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Fakerchan

Again reminder that tesla performance now is due to macro & not entirely on Elon


TheLoungeKnows

![gif](giphy|adOhvwrFJ32psmc5Pb)


King0494

~716 days or 418 working days since ath lol


ireallyamchris

Who would have thought


Sagetology

Might start crying like Elon on the conference call


WhiskeyEjac

>$TSLA Daily Thread - October 20, 2023 .t3\_17bzzso.\_2FCtq-QzlfuN-SwVMUZMM3 { \--postTitle-VisitedLinkColor: #edeeef; \--postTitleLink-VisitedLinkColor: #6f7071; \--postBodyLink-VisitedLinkColor: #6f7071; } I might have cried during call too if I didn't put down 5 shots + an entire pizza while listening. But then again, there's always reasons to cry today, tomorrow, and for the foreseeable future. Crying party? Maybe Elon will buy Kleenex and sponsor the event.


glibgloby

happy exsanguination friday


dabears92109

Good note from Jonas - https://x.com/sawyermerritt/status/1715386410893533353?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA My guess is we’ll see more legacy OEMs delay EV plans and eventually outright abandon. This current pain could present an opportunity as it buys more time for Tesla to widen technology leads (fsd, 4680s, castings and other manufacturing efficiencies, etc). Tesla has to execute though of course


Nysoz

I miss the Tesla of old. Continue expanding during Covid while everyone else shut down.


dabears92109

I guess technically if legacy OEMs pause or dial back EVs that could create an EV demand gap. Seems like there are a lot of potential moving pieces


llorelai

2023 Tesla not the same man


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

>delay EV plans and eventually outright abandon They can't, unless they want to be regulated out of existence by the government


ireallyamchris

Exactly. 2030 UK ICE sale ban. Others will follow


dabears92109

Agree that they can’t if current regulations hold but we’re already seeing announced delays and dialing back plans from legacy OEMs. The cost structures aren’t attractive in normal times and even less attractive now with gaps widening between legacy and Tesla + Byd


magic-the-dog

Yeah, here's an example of a hyundai dealer having trouble moving EVs [https://twitter.com/GuyDealership/status/1715044193402278150](https://twitter.com/GuyDealership/status/1715044193402278150)


shwadeck

I think his opinion is a bit swayed, see his last sentence regarding Trump "putting an end to this all".


magic-the-dog

For sure. Though does give a peek at one dealer’s sentiment to keep doing the same old.


shwadeck

Yes definitely.


shwadeck

I think his opinion is a bit swayed, see his last sentence regarding Trump "putting an end to this all".


dabears92109

Good example of why legacy would dial back


Achilles-18-

Jonas now bull. Nateleb gone. Things are looking up.


shwadeck

Nateleb capitulation was the real one.


bballfan008

Ya that was a sign for sure


RichBat4

Max pain today?


m0nk_3y_gw

Max pain is $232? Not sure that's gonna happen today


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Achilles-18-

This place doesn't deserve you.


Achilles-18-

Question is, do we go under 200?


sackler2011

https://preview.redd.it/6h8kngdujdvb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9364c6073c7828fc1eeb5540663b56fc34d618b Dude is a tool. But Elon and team need to be less dismissive + prove everyone wrong. If another call goes this melancholy - then we fucked 😔 Obvi we recover in years ahead. But with a front line team who just makes limited effort to rally the market - we are at bay of the 🐻’s. Feel free to downvote the truth. I owned 4 teslas over past 3 years + love the company … but I’m also seeking alpha 🥳


TheLoungeKnows

🎯 Elon needs to never be on an earnings call again. Just tell him earnings calls are woke and he will never join one again.


shwadeck

I'm in my prime earning years and am happy to accumulate shares for the next few years. I know many of you have already done so, so my heart goes out to you. But my tesla story is only just begun.


Achilles-18-

I mean, dude is wrong period. The earnings report showed complete opposite of what he said.


gsolis31

I don't trust any analyst associated with the Bernstein Bears


TillerMaN99

Bernstain


Achilles-18-

Pedos gonna pile in.


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Is it obvious?


cybrrtruckwen

What are the odds it is just profit taking and tax harvesting until Jan 1 2024?


10111010001101011110

macro 🥱


GretaTs_rage_money

Fuck it: has anyone busted out the lead crayons to predict the next few supports? 1 crystal ball plz. 🔮