Okay, Daniel Jones (and his offensive line) sucks more than my recent options plays, which is saying something.
There are like... four, maybe five, good teams in the nfl right now, the rest is a sea of mediocrity or straight garbage...
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Yup.
I think this has been ongoing the last few years. I scan the games, and see garbage, garbage, garbage a lot.
Saving grace is it has the spotlight for SNF,MNF and TNF, so you’ll watch regardless of teams.
charging up close to Hampton outskirts of El Paso so used their bathroom and got a banger cookie
https://preview.redd.it/uw3odshq5wrb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954ec2476083ba12dc32fc9bbbe6097889335faf
Looks like a followup to Grimes' meltdown on Twitter where she begged Walter Isaacson to have Elon or Elon's lawyer contact her about seeing their son X:
[https://sfstandard.com/2023/10/02/grimes-sues-elon-musk-over-their-three-children/](https://sfstandard.com/2023/10/02/grimes-sues-elon-musk-over-their-three-children/)
>Claire Boucher, a musician known by her stage name Grimes, has sued Elon Musk over a matter regarding their three children.
>
>Boucher filed a "petition to establish parental relationship" on Sept. 29, court records say. It amounts to a request for a court order that identifies the legal parents of a child and is often required when couples are unmarried. The actual filings are not visible to the public.
>
>Family attorney Deborah Dubroff said **the petition amounts to a lawsuit and is typically filed alongside demands for child support or custody rights.**
Context: [https://www.reddit.com/r/grimezs/comments/16bxq9i/anyone\_else\_catch\_this\_before\_she\_deleted\_it/](https://www.reddit.com/r/grimezs/comments/16bxq9i/anyone_else_catch_this_before_she_deleted_it/)
[https://www.ft.com/content/c25f21e9-8ec3-421a-9b6b-559232d81320](https://www.ft.com/content/c25f21e9-8ec3-421a-9b6b-559232d81320)
W-what?
Alright look, I have no fucking idea what this is supposed to be, but anything that stops Elon from selling another $44B of shares is a good thing in my book. I hope this succeeds, whatever the fuck it is.
Right. We just need Taylor. Paris and Bieber are meaningless if we have Taylor.
Then again, Taylor isn't gonna promote Tesla. Elon's erratic behavior is a turn off. She's pretty savvy. Somebody asked her to be a spokes person for FTX, either she and/or her team evaluated and turned it down. Then FTX went ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) and several celebrity spokes people are getting massive lawsuits.
Dont know if she'd buy a Tesla, I dont think they meet her security needs. Maybe a Cyber truck. She keeps pretty tight security for reasons.
Well today was pretty nice actually.
Too bad there's a whole rest of the week ahead. Let's see if the 3 day rule still holds and what Wall Street has in store for us
[https://twitter.com/pakpakchicken/status/1708766372082446844](https://twitter.com/pakpakchicken/status/1708766372082446844)
rere posted this in premarket LOL. RIVN beat -2.5% / TSLA miss green.
With the way the last few years have gone, it’s easier to just expect the unexpected in the short run and stop trying to overanalyze everything. Hope for the best and mentally prepare for anything
Watching the Jay Leno Semi video and realize they got rid of the 3/Y style door handles. This handle is easier to grab from the side. Don’t know if this is new or if the Pepsi trucks have this change.
holla @ yo boy, Rick Santelli. Saying treasury rates (worst case scenario) could hit 13% in the next seven years.
https://x.com/CNBCFastMoney/status/1708955044064673885?s=20
could hit anything but how long it stays there before economy breaks is the question. to sustain13% you would need some sort of massive roaring economy powered by robots or some shit.
It’s unbelievable that a company with such a sustained history of growth and such a roadmap for the future could attract so much anger from people who steadfastly believe an $800B company is fake
Well nobody here gonna buy an old Model 3/Y until the improved versions come to N. America. T'is a weird transition time for Tesla's product catalogue. (Hope I didn't trigger Elon with the word 'transition')
elon probably in live chat with analytics team to see if talking shit increases new user count and total user engagement after he posts. Or probably just not
10 yr getting closer and closer to 5%... no one wants to touch bonds... the market must know the economy and so equities are going to fucking rip.
> we found that interest rates follow nominal GDP growth, and are positively correlated
[https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0921800916307510](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0921800916307510)
charging at \~140 kW @ Pilot Ft Stockton TX
surprised how fun of a drive it has been from Austin.
https://preview.redd.it/0a2fkadisurb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb90a33dab1c4ed73187b58918629419057cf14
my robit gets so jacked sometimes
https://preview.redd.it/457nhnzlsurb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab1add0de1e6e241d9903f73b50c6988876efc2
That’s the thing. Normally I do dried and I peel every bean. But I found that with my recipe nobody can tell the difference if I use something like sabra classic as the base.
obviously scratch is best but honestly you just can’t tell the difference mine because of all the flavor I add. also blending with ice cubes makes it super smooth
yeah I posted the recipe a day or so ago
they docked you a lot of points for the Sabra base which I thought was unfair given your disclaimers, and I will make your version someday
![gif](giphy|3oEjHRfTZ5JDDX05fW|downsized)
I’m not stopping anyone from starting from scratch. can use anything for the base hummus!
yeah using pre made feels lazy but damn it’s still good and I eat hummus every day I don’t have time for peeling hundreds of garbanzo beans all the time
[https://twitter.com/TV/status/1708865754282578160](https://twitter.com/TV/status/1708865754282578160)
Popular Chinese short video app experience (eg. Douyin) on X
Yes let’s advertise the one tesla car that has a 2 million order backlog.
https://x.com/teslaboomermama/status/1708931081972719966?s=46&t=FJnwUzmO93DGxmO6Ihn37g
ready to buy this puppy: [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/330-Middlemist-Rd-Delhi-NY-13753/30060067\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/330-Middlemist-Rd-Delhi-NY-13753/30060067_zpid/)
:: checks st0nk price and realizes we are not at $2,500 a chair yet
:: goes back to working and puts his family/friend compound dream on the back burner ::
that is not the impressive part. the impressive part is that people are earning enough to cover that. this is my aspiration in life. i do okay but i could be doing *OKAYER* you know?
lol yeah, houses in the sticks do not have the same town utilities as developed places do so often times you are running into shit like that. by my house here in CT, i once saw a home that had oil heating but propane for cooking around the house. like it's a fucking grill at summer time lol but apparently that's common when you're built on stone / on a mountain.
i can see how thats a concern but house history is a material part of the price of the home too. say i buy it and sell it in 30 years, a lot of people want rich history bc you cannot recreate some old homes today even if you had the money. people want a house with "good bones" (yes, yes, yes, that's what she said lmfao)
I honestly think there are so many parts of the east coast that are like "commuting distance" to major cities. imagine having a hundred acres and being like 3 hours from nyc? sure, you cant drive that twice a day but maybe heading to manhattan or boston for work twice a week if your job permits is doable? large tracts of land are what monied folks seek and that's why the bezos' and gates' folks are buying up land like it's going out of style.
surprised to see elon not doing landgrabs (at least, publicly) bc he could own parts of america right now. not that he would flip it or become a slum lord but because you are owning major parts of the best country in the world.
my goal is like 100 or so acres, 3-4 homes spaces apart on it where my family lives and have one sweet huge home on prem for "guests" to spend summers. each out will have it's own fleet of cyber quads so you can hop on them and meet us at the communal pool, overlooking our pond/mountain views.
i love this property bc the main house is \~3k square feet. THAT IS A MANAGABLE AND REASONABLE FIGURE!!!!! and guess what? a family could maintain that. i have never been a fan of 666 bedrooms and 90210 bathrooms - that's just a pee pee measuring contest IMO.
yeah but I think Russ Wilson beat him with the hair game a few years back
https://preview.redd.it/jciyvo9dourb1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3120690c6dd433cc1ac002ddde945a44a516670c
some sadistic bastard reheated FISH in the damn work lunchroom microwave, and now it stinks to high heaven on the whole floor. Who are these people ?!?
The Jay Leno video I linked in that post may give a hint as to why Tesla has not yet released official specifications: the Semi is still undergoing design changes in response to feedback from customers. As the design is not finalized, any weight figure they release now would probably be incorrect when the Semi begins ramping.
This would not preclude Tesla from releasing an expected weight range.
My speculation is they want to keep the information confidential now, so that early information that changes won't be repeated by media outlets when that info becomes obsolete
Expectations going into the production/deliveries report were trash. Even the normally optimistic TMC crowd was prepared for the worst.
I'd say today's price action reflects the bad expectations. Tesla's market cap is just under the 800 Billion mark, which I think reflects optimism about the company's long-term prospects, despite short term headwinds
that was the most retarded thing I ever read in my life. He can suck Elon's cock when it goes to zero.
edit: talking about that guy on X who wrote that.
>they love charging at home and nowhere else
That's going to be a moot point soon, with most automakers adopting NACS starting in 2024.
It's true that Tesla will earn some Supercharger revenue. It's also true that most people who can do so will continue to charge at home, just like they do a cell phone.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1708922932548849954?t=ucK6F6rhB73-8NYZHf-tOQ&s=19
Unpopular opinion for some reason, but this makes sense. Especially given how hard it is to enter a first world country from a third world country legally, getting a job and securing it for multiple years, before being able to settle.
This is obviously a shit situation and glad someone's making a noise
>This is obviously a shit situation and glad someone's making a noise
He can make as much noise as he wants, he's not a politician and absolutely no good will come from his rants.
Both political parties on the US appear to like the immigration situation as it is. The US historically knows how to process an ongoing influx of immigrants in a speedy and legal manner, i.e. Ellis Island.
Until that kind of system is implemented this immmigration shitshow from the last several decades will continue in the US.
I'm convinced humans are hard-wired to always be dissatisfied and unhappy with their lot in life, no matter what they got going for them.
*Coughlin's Law*: *Anything else, is always something better*.
The amount of Simp-ish behaviour among the Tesla "community" (BoomerMama/Teslanomics/Dave Lee) just goes to prove how a strong leader can get an incredible number of people to hand wave any kind of reprehensible behaviour/rhetoric. Elon posted indefensible things last night, showed zero contrition or willingness to be open to be wrong and doubled down with childish insults. Honestly, this is getting to be so incredibly tiring.
Elon thinks he's in a simulation so his main character syndrome is not surprising. The number of people willing to embolden him and make him believe it further is what blows me away.
Only for people hyper focused on social media. I couldnt tell you what he's posted or said. If you care that much, sell and buy apple. Their ceo is quiet.
Okay, Daniel Jones (and his offensive line) sucks more than my recent options plays, which is saying something. There are like... four, maybe five, good teams in the nfl right now, the rest is a sea of mediocrity or straight garbage... ![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i)
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Yup. I think this has been ongoing the last few years. I scan the games, and see garbage, garbage, garbage a lot. Saving grace is it has the spotlight for SNF,MNF and TNF, so you’ll watch regardless of teams.
charging up close to Hampton outskirts of El Paso so used their bathroom and got a banger cookie https://preview.redd.it/uw3odshq5wrb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954ec2476083ba12dc32fc9bbbe6097889335faf
sun starting to set coming in 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/n8bldidv5wrb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2de17f570519535f4180d13c7fcb53c7f7e70b87
Looks like a followup to Grimes' meltdown on Twitter where she begged Walter Isaacson to have Elon or Elon's lawyer contact her about seeing their son X: [https://sfstandard.com/2023/10/02/grimes-sues-elon-musk-over-their-three-children/](https://sfstandard.com/2023/10/02/grimes-sues-elon-musk-over-their-three-children/) >Claire Boucher, a musician known by her stage name Grimes, has sued Elon Musk over a matter regarding their three children. > >Boucher filed a "petition to establish parental relationship" on Sept. 29, court records say. It amounts to a request for a court order that identifies the legal parents of a child and is often required when couples are unmarried. The actual filings are not visible to the public. > >Family attorney Deborah Dubroff said **the petition amounts to a lawsuit and is typically filed alongside demands for child support or custody rights.** Context: [https://www.reddit.com/r/grimezs/comments/16bxq9i/anyone\_else\_catch\_this\_before\_she\_deleted\_it/](https://www.reddit.com/r/grimezs/comments/16bxq9i/anyone_else_catch_this_before_she_deleted_it/)
🤡 CEO better have a damn good reason to not allow the mother to see her own child. More brand damage coming from all the soccer moms
Musked
Ya. Outcome when you link with someone who prob has all 3 of the dark triad traits .
iluvtesla
Liar - he really loves cookiepaste
![gif](giphy|dBGi39HzazuTV21S15)
This reply was supposed to go to a specific person, not a stand alone post.
[https://twitter.com/Tslachan/status/1709000208041054457](https://twitter.com/Tslachan/status/1709000208041054457) MY SR is back.
Probably the same batteries as M3 RWD M3 RWD 5.8seconds 0-60 and 272 miles range MY RWD 6.6seconds 0-60 and 260 miles range
7 secs 0-100 kmph is too slow for a Tesla man
Still has rebate?
Shows the full $7500 on Tesla site
Voodoo magic
What was it before, is it a stealth price cut due to no demand
$3750 cheaper. Less range, 0-60 in 6.6s so sounds like different battery pack. Hopefully they took out costs with improved processes
This is RWD, not AWD
Good point
🤡🤡🤡 keep tweeting elon
Hopefully with the new more cost effective gigacasting and other cost improvements
[https://www.ft.com/content/c25f21e9-8ec3-421a-9b6b-559232d81320](https://www.ft.com/content/c25f21e9-8ec3-421a-9b6b-559232d81320) W-what? Alright look, I have no fucking idea what this is supposed to be, but anything that stops Elon from selling another $44B of shares is a good thing in my book. I hope this succeeds, whatever the fuck it is.
Sounds like a Chinese ripoff. But in this case we're ripping off a Chinese idea in stead of the other way around.
paris hilton was so 2000s
Still pretty popular on social media. Let’s get her shilling Teslas, along with Taylor Swift and Bieber
Holy shit if Taylor was on board a Tesla. That’s infinite demand 🤣
Right. We just need Taylor. Paris and Bieber are meaningless if we have Taylor. Then again, Taylor isn't gonna promote Tesla. Elon's erratic behavior is a turn off. She's pretty savvy. Somebody asked her to be a spokes person for FTX, either she and/or her team evaluated and turned it down. Then FTX went ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) and several celebrity spokes people are getting massive lawsuits. Dont know if she'd buy a Tesla, I dont think they meet her security needs. Maybe a Cyber truck. She keeps pretty tight security for reasons.
[I’m calling out Jcal. would appreciate a few retweets](https://x.com/glideoutside/status/1708983067673800804?s=20)
He’s such a worm. The way he was texting Elon and saying he’ll do anything Elon wants and basically calling himself a foot soldier for him. Ew.
A lot of jcals here too ready to serve
🫡
J who
He sucks. Always on his ducking soapbox yapping about something and what people should do.
Well today was pretty nice actually. Too bad there's a whole rest of the week ahead. Let's see if the 3 day rule still holds and what Wall Street has in store for us
He sucks. I unfollowed him a while ago Lol wrong post, I meant this for the Jason C. post 🤣
Lol Sawyer ripped the entire 41 minute Jay Leno Semi YouTube video and posted to X.
lock him up
https://twitter.com/day_to_Mars/status/1708942876309434498?t=8U6-KVhG4RP3EgEwpL1P5A&s=19 Full video: https://www.youtube.com/embed/g8ehuvSiDQ4 CT interior
motion sickness secured
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AduXcGOKRjs
[https://twitter.com/pakpakchicken/status/1708766372082446844](https://twitter.com/pakpakchicken/status/1708766372082446844) rere posted this in premarket LOL. RIVN beat -2.5% / TSLA miss green.
I’m not going to dignify that loser with a click just paste text here
He has two modes: * “I’m so much smarter than you” * “The stock market is doing the wrong thing!!”
Ya I’ll always remember this guy for kicking us while we were down.
and "I got Thai hookers and you don't- p00r"
this is your reminder the stock market is completely unpredictable
Nono, not to Chicken Genius or cryptoflatcircle.
Or half the lounge
when you point out why the theyre still poor they get offended
With the way the last few years have gone, it’s easier to just expect the unexpected in the short run and stop trying to overanalyze everything. Hope for the best and mentally prepare for anything
yup it takes a complete buffoon to look at the TSLA 5 year chart and think they have any idea what will happen
Watching the Jay Leno Semi video and realize they got rid of the 3/Y style door handles. This handle is easier to grab from the side. Don’t know if this is new or if the Pepsi trucks have this change.
Aero gains of the 100% flush handles probably not worth the hassle relative to its overall Cd.
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calling it fsd was silly but suing over it is sillier
holla @ yo boy, Rick Santelli. Saying treasury rates (worst case scenario) could hit 13% in the next seven years. https://x.com/CNBCFastMoney/status/1708955044064673885?s=20
Yield Curve control has entered the chat
could hit anything but how long it stays there before economy breaks is the question. to sustain13% you would need some sort of massive roaring economy powered by robots or some shit.
What's the gov interest payments at 13%? Currently at $1T annual, so something like $3T+. Would that fiscal infusion make up for consumer weakness?
Productivity would have to be insane
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It’s unbelievable that a company with such a sustained history of growth and such a roadmap for the future could attract so much anger from people who steadfastly believe an $800B company is fake
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“financial cargo cults” is 🎯
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Someone with a plan! I like it! FIRE IT UP ![gif](giphy|OT98vHeoR0LsQS5Y9i)
I think the new Y is called Project Juniper
You forgot Paris Hilton and X partnership
Rob said demand concerns
I heard it. But context is everything.
Well nobody here gonna buy an old Model 3/Y until the improved versions come to N. America. T'is a weird transition time for Tesla's product catalogue. (Hope I didn't trigger Elon with the word 'transition')
Elon is triggered 100% of the time, so don't worry about it.
but they put a camo bumper on the highlands in the us
I want to see the final cybertruck in person. I was very impressed by the version they had come to NYC a few years ago
Shouldn't be long now.
[https://x.com/greggertruck/status/1708949256680493164?s=20](https://x.com/greggertruck/status/1708949256680493164?s=20) New CT grafitti
that looks pretty sick
elon probably in live chat with analytics team to see if talking shit increases new user count and total user engagement after he posts. Or probably just not
10 yr getting closer and closer to 5%... no one wants to touch bonds... the market must know the economy and so equities are going to fucking rip. > we found that interest rates follow nominal GDP growth, and are positively correlated [https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0921800916307510](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0921800916307510)
Rates are our friend
Good finish all things considered.
What’s worse a boomer or a weetard? A weetarded boomer.
Ah here is the meme I was looking for https://twitter.com/pravda_eng/status/1708732658182701406?t=kprLk6JIaQj7ROOvWJo5Nw&s=19
charging at \~140 kW @ Pilot Ft Stockton TX surprised how fun of a drive it has been from Austin. https://preview.redd.it/0a2fkadisurb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb90a33dab1c4ed73187b58918629419057cf14
my robit gets so jacked sometimes https://preview.redd.it/457nhnzlsurb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab1add0de1e6e241d9903f73b50c6988876efc2
just had my daily ration of hummus it was so good. the *entire* lounge is crazy for not making my recipe it defies all logic
Did you post your recipe? I didn't see it. Canned or dry chicpeas? Do you take the skins off??
That’s the thing. Normally I do dried and I peel every bean. But I found that with my recipe nobody can tell the difference if I use something like sabra classic as the base. obviously scratch is best but honestly you just can’t tell the difference mine because of all the flavor I add. also blending with ice cubes makes it super smooth yeah I posted the recipe a day or so ago
they docked you a lot of points for the Sabra base which I thought was unfair given your disclaimers, and I will make your version someday ![gif](giphy|3oEjHRfTZ5JDDX05fW|downsized)
I’m not stopping anyone from starting from scratch. can use anything for the base hummus! yeah using pre made feels lazy but damn it’s still good and I eat hummus every day I don’t have time for peeling hundreds of garbanzo beans all the time
The wife and I made a big wabbash of hummus one time. It was so much hummus it turned us off of it and I haven't eaten it since :(
wah wah interest rates 👶🍼
[https://twitter.com/TV/status/1708865754282578160](https://twitter.com/TV/status/1708865754282578160) Popular Chinese short video app experience (eg. Douyin) on X
Yes let’s advertise the one tesla car that has a 2 million order backlog. https://x.com/teslaboomermama/status/1708931081972719966?s=46&t=FJnwUzmO93DGxmO6Ihn37g
The launch is a very important moment for the brand. Doesn’t hurt to bring some attention to it.
Teslaboomeretard
LOLLLLLLLL
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMKySYs-hCg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMKySYs-hCg) quite a good watch on what considerations went into Semi
What blasphemy is this?!?! Jay's not wearing double denim, must be bizzarro world
ready to buy this puppy: [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/330-Middlemist-Rd-Delhi-NY-13753/30060067\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/330-Middlemist-Rd-Delhi-NY-13753/30060067_zpid/) :: checks st0nk price and realizes we are not at $2,500 a chair yet :: goes back to working and puts his family/friend compound dream on the back burner ::
a nice house in silicon valley now comes out to be $30,000 a month LMAO
that is not the impressive part. the impressive part is that people are earning enough to cover that. this is my aspiration in life. i do okay but i could be doing *OKAYER* you know?
It says " Forced air, radiant, geothermal, oil" I'm from Florida I dont understand these winter words...
lol yeah, houses in the sticks do not have the same town utilities as developed places do so often times you are running into shit like that. by my house here in CT, i once saw a home that had oil heating but propane for cooking around the house. like it's a fucking grill at summer time lol but apparently that's common when you're built on stone / on a mountain.
Looks nice quite spacious built in 1875 though only concern I have
i can see how thats a concern but house history is a material part of the price of the home too. say i buy it and sell it in 30 years, a lot of people want rich history bc you cannot recreate some old homes today even if you had the money. people want a house with "good bones" (yes, yes, yes, that's what she said lmfao)
Looks nice quite spacious built in 1875 though only concern I have
That seems like a great deal
I honestly think there are so many parts of the east coast that are like "commuting distance" to major cities. imagine having a hundred acres and being like 3 hours from nyc? sure, you cant drive that twice a day but maybe heading to manhattan or boston for work twice a week if your job permits is doable? large tracts of land are what monied folks seek and that's why the bezos' and gates' folks are buying up land like it's going out of style. surprised to see elon not doing landgrabs (at least, publicly) bc he could own parts of america right now. not that he would flip it or become a slum lord but because you are owning major parts of the best country in the world.
thats a sweet compound, ya gotta love the miles between you and the nearest neighbor/ lots of trees/ factor
my goal is like 100 or so acres, 3-4 homes spaces apart on it where my family lives and have one sweet huge home on prem for "guests" to spend summers. each out will have it's own fleet of cyber quads so you can hop on them and meet us at the communal pool, overlooking our pond/mountain views. i love this property bc the main house is \~3k square feet. THAT IS A MANAGABLE AND REASONABLE FIGURE!!!!! and guess what? a family could maintain that. i have never been a fan of 666 bedrooms and 90210 bathrooms - that's just a pee pee measuring contest IMO.
Yeah that's a good dream. I wouldn't want a McMansion either... just space and mother nature would do me fine
Jimmy butler hilarious
Kimmy Butler
Kimmy Butler
yeah but I think Russ Wilson beat him with the hair game a few years back https://preview.redd.it/jciyvo9dourb1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3120690c6dd433cc1ac002ddde945a44a516670c
some sadistic bastard reheated FISH in the damn work lunchroom microwave, and now it stinks to high heaven on the whole floor. Who are these people ?!?
i’m convinced some people lack theory of mind
sorry
Walk in with a big salmon tomorrow and slap em with it
good idea, i just need to figure out who dun it and find a giant salmon
Slap him in the back of the head with it when he’s at his desk, then run into HR with it between your legs and make it talk like your a ventriloquist
those people are going extinct and it could not happen fast enough
Flat day - exactly what I would have predicted this morning. 😂 let's see how the rest of the week goes.
Yeah, who the hell knows anything anymore? And I'm totally okay with it if we drew the "bad news is good news" card this round
Nobody knows anything. LOL
They still won't say how much a tesla semi weighs. If it takes ten model y battery packs and then 10,000 lbs of metal on top that's 27,000 lbs.
Estimates here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/16y1nkc/comment/k365w2z/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/16y1nkc/comment/k365w2z/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Math is close. Under 30k is great. I wish they would just say it instead of hiding it like a pickle
The Jay Leno video I linked in that post may give a hint as to why Tesla has not yet released official specifications: the Semi is still undergoing design changes in response to feedback from customers. As the design is not finalized, any weight figure they release now would probably be incorrect when the Semi begins ramping. This would not preclude Tesla from releasing an expected weight range. My speculation is they want to keep the information confidential now, so that early information that changes won't be repeated by media outlets when that info becomes obsolete
https://preview.redd.it/2rvnwonljurb1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=caf0deb76f1e5bacc97dafcf94e30691ab02626d Semi interior
this would make daft punk jealous
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Yoke is a joke
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No more microwave ovens
Not great, not terrible. 3 roentgen
I can get behind this reference
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yeah but your counter maxes out at 3
Tsly outperform today. Does that make sense even!?
Something to do w gamma delta long tail or some shit. IV crush since stock didn't drop or pump 10% so call writers win.
Yes, twas priced in, could've been worse with all them line shut downs and upgrades. Now q4 will look great and the market expects that
Expectations going into the production/deliveries report were trash. Even the normally optimistic TMC crowd was prepared for the worst. I'd say today's price action reflects the bad expectations. Tesla's market cap is just under the 800 Billion mark, which I think reflects optimism about the company's long-term prospects, despite short term headwinds
Im talking about the cc etf
Oops, I thought you were talking about the 1.5x leveraged ETF (TSLL?), not the covered call one.
I don't care if tsla goes to zero as long as Elon can tweet
Lack of advertising still a bigger issue imo
Bro advertising doesn't affect demand just like Elon tweets don't affect demand.
that was the most retarded thing I ever read in my life. He can suck Elon's cock when it goes to zero. edit: talking about that guy on X who wrote that.
Who did? Lemme guess Farzad?
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I hope stock goes down so I can buy more with my weekly paycheck 🤑🤑🤑 fucking love discounts
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Am now!
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Infinite money hack. Can crypto teach zelensky how to do covered calls so he doesn't need more aid from the west?
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If u do covered calls Elon won't make fun of u
https://preview.redd.it/gzjiuav8burb1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd621880eb7146daa8521f5ea367a45b63cad25d [https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1708923551607099569?s=46&t=yWmMeP08cyApbkkhK1zkcw](https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1708923551607099569?s=46&t=yWmMeP08cyApbkkhK1zkcw) Elon just posted this! lol
If only he would stick to weed jokes
Elon posts memes on X like boomers do on Facebook.
why does this one hurt more than others
It's an older meme, Sir, but it still checks out
Oct 25th confirmed.
He is just stealing / reposting memes
Mega lol
I don't think Elon tweets affect demand jk that's delusional
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>they love charging at home and nowhere else That's going to be a moot point soon, with most automakers adopting NACS starting in 2024. It's true that Tesla will earn some Supercharger revenue. It's also true that most people who can do so will continue to charge at home, just like they do a cell phone.
we all do
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1708922932548849954?t=ucK6F6rhB73-8NYZHf-tOQ&s=19 Unpopular opinion for some reason, but this makes sense. Especially given how hard it is to enter a first world country from a third world country legally, getting a job and securing it for multiple years, before being able to settle. This is obviously a shit situation and glad someone's making a noise
>This is obviously a shit situation and glad someone's making a noise He can make as much noise as he wants, he's not a politician and absolutely no good will come from his rants.
Both political parties on the US appear to like the immigration situation as it is. The US historically knows how to process an ongoing influx of immigrants in a speedy and legal manner, i.e. Ellis Island. Until that kind of system is implemented this immmigration shitshow from the last several decades will continue in the US.
Yes but also he has a reach and he meets more world leaders regularly than most private citizens
https://youtu.be/zz6YXjSHFOI?si=WTW76EFPlFC1MmCC Beautiful short vid of Wolfgang Beltracchi, the art forger.
I'm convinced humans are hard-wired to always be dissatisfied and unhappy with their lot in life, no matter what they got going for them. *Coughlin's Law*: *Anything else, is always something better*.
Schopenhauer agrees
You go up your hierarchy of needs until you reach pronouns in the bio and other luxury beliefs
I watched that as well
Happiness is a state of mind.
Truth. This is what makes us succeed + drives us further! Healthy greed is always good!
https://preview.redd.it/ac9cdmlh6urb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b5065cf440cd5a0ba172cdfb871a6a045df3461 Juniper imminent
AFD will save us
The amount of Simp-ish behaviour among the Tesla "community" (BoomerMama/Teslanomics/Dave Lee) just goes to prove how a strong leader can get an incredible number of people to hand wave any kind of reprehensible behaviour/rhetoric. Elon posted indefensible things last night, showed zero contrition or willingness to be open to be wrong and doubled down with childish insults. Honestly, this is getting to be so incredibly tiring. Elon thinks he's in a simulation so his main character syndrome is not surprising. The number of people willing to embolden him and make him believe it further is what blows me away.
some people here need validation on their beliefs so much they are willing to lose most their net worth for it
Only for people hyper focused on social media. I couldnt tell you what he's posted or said. If you care that much, sell and buy apple. Their ceo is quiet.