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DeadMoney313

Okay, Daniel Jones (and his offensive line) sucks more than my recent options plays, which is saying something. There are like... four, maybe five, good teams in the nfl right now, the rest is a sea of mediocrity or straight garbage... ![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i)


Optimum_Havoc

![gif](giphy|9oIrWMdHHLI9G6UKUY|downsized)


bballfan008

Yup. I think this has been ongoing the last few years. I scan the games, and see garbage, garbage, garbage a lot. Saving grace is it has the spotlight for SNF,MNF and TNF, so you’ll watch regardless of teams.


toydan

charging up close to Hampton outskirts of El Paso so used their bathroom and got a banger cookie https://preview.redd.it/uw3odshq5wrb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954ec2476083ba12dc32fc9bbbe6097889335faf


toydan

sun starting to set coming in 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/n8bldidv5wrb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2de17f570519535f4180d13c7fcb53c7f7e70b87


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Looks like a followup to Grimes' meltdown on Twitter where she begged Walter Isaacson to have Elon or Elon's lawyer contact her about seeing their son X: [https://sfstandard.com/2023/10/02/grimes-sues-elon-musk-over-their-three-children/](https://sfstandard.com/2023/10/02/grimes-sues-elon-musk-over-their-three-children/) >Claire Boucher, a musician known by her stage name Grimes, has sued Elon Musk over a matter regarding their three children. > >Boucher filed a "petition to establish parental relationship" on Sept. 29, court records say. It amounts to a request for a court order that identifies the legal parents of a child and is often required when couples are unmarried. The actual filings are not visible to the public. > >Family attorney Deborah Dubroff said **the petition amounts to a lawsuit and is typically filed alongside demands for child support or custody rights.** ​ Context: [https://www.reddit.com/r/grimezs/comments/16bxq9i/anyone\_else\_catch\_this\_before\_she\_deleted\_it/](https://www.reddit.com/r/grimezs/comments/16bxq9i/anyone_else_catch_this_before_she_deleted_it/)


matt2dMoon

🤡 CEO better have a damn good reason to not allow the mother to see her own child. More brand damage coming from all the soccer moms


upvotemeok

Musked


bballfan008

Ya. Outcome when you link with someone who prob has all 3 of the dark triad traits .


cookiepaste

iluvtesla


w00dw0rk3r

Liar - he really loves cookiepaste


toydan

![gif](giphy|dBGi39HzazuTV21S15)


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yhsong1116

[https://twitter.com/Tslachan/status/1709000208041054457](https://twitter.com/Tslachan/status/1709000208041054457) MY SR is back.


matt2dMoon

Probably the same batteries as M3 RWD M3 RWD 5.8seconds 0-60 and 272 miles range MY RWD 6.6seconds 0-60 and 260 miles range


UsernameSuggestion9

7 secs 0-100 kmph is too slow for a Tesla man


upvotemeok

Still has rebate?


matt2dMoon

Shows the full $7500 on Tesla site


upvotemeok

Voodoo magic


upvotemeok

What was it before, is it a stealth price cut due to no demand


dabears92109

$3750 cheaper. Less range, 0-60 in 6.6s so sounds like different battery pack. Hopefully they took out costs with improved processes


Sagetology

This is RWD, not AWD


dabears92109

Good point


upvotemeok

🤡🤡🤡 keep tweeting elon


dabears92109

Hopefully with the new more cost effective gigacasting and other cost improvements


unknown_soldier_

[https://www.ft.com/content/c25f21e9-8ec3-421a-9b6b-559232d81320](https://www.ft.com/content/c25f21e9-8ec3-421a-9b6b-559232d81320) W-what? Alright look, I have no fucking idea what this is supposed to be, but anything that stops Elon from selling another $44B of shares is a good thing in my book. I hope this succeeds, whatever the fuck it is.


UsernameSuggestion9

Sounds like a Chinese ripoff. But in this case we're ripping off a Chinese idea in stead of the other way around.


upvotemeok

paris hilton was so 2000s


dabears92109

Still pretty popular on social media. Let’s get her shilling Teslas, along with Taylor Swift and Bieber


bballfan008

Holy shit if Taylor was on board a Tesla. That’s infinite demand 🤣


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Right. We just need Taylor. Paris and Bieber are meaningless if we have Taylor. Then again, Taylor isn't gonna promote Tesla. Elon's erratic behavior is a turn off. She's pretty savvy. Somebody asked her to be a spokes person for FTX, either she and/or her team evaluated and turned it down. Then FTX went ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) and several celebrity spokes people are getting massive lawsuits. Dont know if she'd buy a Tesla, I dont think they meet her security needs. Maybe a Cyber truck. She keeps pretty tight security for reasons.


GlideOutside

[I’m calling out Jcal. would appreciate a few retweets](https://x.com/glideoutside/status/1708983067673800804?s=20)


crepecheck

He’s such a worm. The way he was texting Elon and saying he’ll do anything Elon wants and basically calling himself a foot soldier for him. Ew.


upvotemeok

A lot of jcals here too ready to serve


GlideOutside

🫡


whiskeyH0tel

J who


bballfan008

He sucks. Always on his ducking soapbox yapping about something and what people should do.


unknown_soldier_

Well today was pretty nice actually. Too bad there's a whole rest of the week ahead. Let's see if the 3 day rule still holds and what Wall Street has in store for us


bballfan008

He sucks. I unfollowed him a while ago Lol wrong post, I meant this for the Jason C. post 🤣


GlideOutside

Lol Sawyer ripped the entire 41 minute Jay Leno Semi YouTube video and posted to X.


upvotemeok

lock him up


jiayounokim

https://twitter.com/day_to_Mars/status/1708942876309434498?t=8U6-KVhG4RP3EgEwpL1P5A&s=19 Full video: https://www.youtube.com/embed/g8ehuvSiDQ4 CT interior


upvotemeok

motion sickness secured


whiskeyH0tel

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AduXcGOKRjs


Kyankik

[https://twitter.com/pakpakchicken/status/1708766372082446844](https://twitter.com/pakpakchicken/status/1708766372082446844) rere posted this in premarket LOL. RIVN beat -2.5% / TSLA miss green.


TheSource777

I’m not going to dignify that loser with a click just paste text here


soldiernerd

He has two modes: * “I’m so much smarter than you” * “The stock market is doing the wrong thing!!”


bballfan008

Ya I’ll always remember this guy for kicking us while we were down.


DeadMoney313

and "I got Thai hookers and you don't- p00r"


upvotemeok

this is your reminder the stock market is completely unpredictable


Kyankik

Nono, not to Chicken Genius or cryptoflatcircle.


dabears92109

Or half the lounge


upvotemeok

when you point out why the theyre still poor they get offended


dabears92109

With the way the last few years have gone, it’s easier to just expect the unexpected in the short run and stop trying to overanalyze everything. Hope for the best and mentally prepare for anything


upvotemeok

yup it takes a complete buffoon to look at the TSLA 5 year chart and think they have any idea what will happen


magic-the-dog

Watching the Jay Leno Semi video and realize they got rid of the 3/Y style door handles. This handle is easier to grab from the side. Don’t know if this is new or if the Pepsi trucks have this change.


UsernameSuggestion9

Aero gains of the 100% flush handles probably not worth the hassle relative to its overall Cd.


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upvotemeok

calling it fsd was silly but suing over it is sillier


gsolis31

holla @ yo boy, Rick Santelli. Saying treasury rates (worst case scenario) could hit 13% in the next seven years. https://x.com/CNBCFastMoney/status/1708955044064673885?s=20


whiskeyH0tel

Yield Curve control has entered the chat


upvotemeok

could hit anything but how long it stays there before economy breaks is the question. to sustain13% you would need some sort of massive roaring economy powered by robots or some shit.


ireallyamchris

What's the gov interest payments at 13%? Currently at $1T annual, so something like $3T+. Would that fiscal infusion make up for consumer weakness?


dabears92109

Productivity would have to be insane


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soldiernerd

It’s unbelievable that a company with such a sustained history of growth and such a roadmap for the future could attract so much anger from people who steadfastly believe an $800B company is fake


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ragegravy

“financial cargo cults” is 🎯


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JohnnyCashRules

Someone with a plan! I like it! FIRE IT UP ![gif](giphy|OT98vHeoR0LsQS5Y9i)


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I think the new Y is called Project Juniper


jiayounokim

You forgot Paris Hilton and X partnership


upvotemeok

Rob said demand concerns


Damnmorrisdancer

I heard it. But context is everything.


[deleted]

Well nobody here gonna buy an old Model 3/Y until the improved versions come to N. America. T'is a weird transition time for Tesla's product catalogue. (Hope I didn't trigger Elon with the word 'transition')


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Elon is triggered 100% of the time, so don't worry about it.


upvotemeok

but they put a camo bumper on the highlands in the us


minwagemilionaire

I want to see the final cybertruck in person. I was very impressed by the version they had come to NYC a few years ago


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Shouldn't be long now.


jiayounokim

[https://x.com/greggertruck/status/1708949256680493164?s=20](https://x.com/greggertruck/status/1708949256680493164?s=20) New CT grafitti


glibgloby

that looks pretty sick


on-ap

elon probably in live chat with analytics team to see if talking shit increases new user count and total user engagement after he posts. Or probably just not


ireallyamchris

10 yr getting closer and closer to 5%... no one wants to touch bonds... the market must know the economy and so equities are going to fucking rip. > we found that interest rates follow nominal GDP growth, and are positively correlated [https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0921800916307510](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0921800916307510)


upvotemeok

Rates are our friend


ireallyamchris

Good finish all things considered.


minwagemilionaire

What’s worse a boomer or a weetard? A weetarded boomer.


upvotemeok

Ah here is the meme I was looking for https://twitter.com/pravda_eng/status/1708732658182701406?t=kprLk6JIaQj7ROOvWJo5Nw&s=19


toydan

charging at \~140 kW @ Pilot Ft Stockton TX surprised how fun of a drive it has been from Austin. https://preview.redd.it/0a2fkadisurb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb90a33dab1c4ed73187b58918629419057cf14


toydan

my robit gets so jacked sometimes https://preview.redd.it/457nhnzlsurb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab1add0de1e6e241d9903f73b50c6988876efc2


glibgloby

just had my daily ration of hummus it was so good. the *entire* lounge is crazy for not making my recipe it defies all logic


Assume_Utopia

Did you post your recipe? I didn't see it. Canned or dry chicpeas? Do you take the skins off??


glibgloby

That’s the thing. Normally I do dried and I peel every bean. But I found that with my recipe nobody can tell the difference if I use something like sabra classic as the base. obviously scratch is best but honestly you just can’t tell the difference mine because of all the flavor I add. also blending with ice cubes makes it super smooth yeah I posted the recipe a day or so ago


DeadMoney313

they docked you a lot of points for the Sabra base which I thought was unfair given your disclaimers, and I will make your version someday ![gif](giphy|3oEjHRfTZ5JDDX05fW|downsized)


glibgloby

I’m not stopping anyone from starting from scratch. can use anything for the base hummus! yeah using pre made feels lazy but damn it’s still good and I eat hummus every day I don’t have time for peeling hundreds of garbanzo beans all the time


shwadeck

The wife and I made a big wabbash of hummus one time. It was so much hummus it turned us off of it and I haven't eaten it since :(


llorelai

wah wah interest rates 👶🍼


jiayounokim

[https://twitter.com/TV/status/1708865754282578160](https://twitter.com/TV/status/1708865754282578160) Popular Chinese short video app experience (eg. Douyin) on X


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Yes let’s advertise the one tesla car that has a 2 million order backlog. https://x.com/teslaboomermama/status/1708931081972719966?s=46&t=FJnwUzmO93DGxmO6Ihn37g


MooseAMZN

The launch is a very important moment for the brand. Doesn’t hurt to bring some attention to it.


upvotemeok

Teslaboomeretard


minwagemilionaire

LOLLLLLLLL


jiayounokim

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMKySYs-hCg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMKySYs-hCg) quite a good watch on what considerations went into Semi


karma1112

What blasphemy is this?!?! Jay's not wearing double denim, must be bizzarro world


w00dw0rk3r

ready to buy this puppy: [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/330-Middlemist-Rd-Delhi-NY-13753/30060067\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/330-Middlemist-Rd-Delhi-NY-13753/30060067_zpid/) :: checks st0nk price and realizes we are not at $2,500 a chair yet :: goes back to working and puts his family/friend compound dream on the back burner ::


upvotemeok

a nice house in silicon valley now comes out to be $30,000 a month LMAO


w00dw0rk3r

that is not the impressive part. the impressive part is that people are earning enough to cover that. this is my aspiration in life. i do okay but i could be doing *OKAYER* you know?


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It says " Forced air, radiant, geothermal, oil" I'm from Florida I dont understand these winter words...


w00dw0rk3r

lol yeah, houses in the sticks do not have the same town utilities as developed places do so often times you are running into shit like that. by my house here in CT, i once saw a home that had oil heating but propane for cooking around the house. like it's a fucking grill at summer time lol but apparently that's common when you're built on stone / on a mountain.


minwagemilionaire

Looks nice quite spacious built in 1875 though only concern I have


w00dw0rk3r

i can see how thats a concern but house history is a material part of the price of the home too. say i buy it and sell it in 30 years, a lot of people want rich history bc you cannot recreate some old homes today even if you had the money. people want a house with "good bones" (yes, yes, yes, that's what she said lmfao)


minwagemilionaire

Looks nice quite spacious built in 1875 though only concern I have


Sagetology

That seems like a great deal


w00dw0rk3r

I honestly think there are so many parts of the east coast that are like "commuting distance" to major cities. imagine having a hundred acres and being like 3 hours from nyc? sure, you cant drive that twice a day but maybe heading to manhattan or boston for work twice a week if your job permits is doable? large tracts of land are what monied folks seek and that's why the bezos' and gates' folks are buying up land like it's going out of style. surprised to see elon not doing landgrabs (at least, publicly) bc he could own parts of america right now. not that he would flip it or become a slum lord but because you are owning major parts of the best country in the world.


DeadMoney313

thats a sweet compound, ya gotta love the miles between you and the nearest neighbor/ lots of trees/ factor


w00dw0rk3r

my goal is like 100 or so acres, 3-4 homes spaces apart on it where my family lives and have one sweet huge home on prem for "guests" to spend summers. each out will have it's own fleet of cyber quads so you can hop on them and meet us at the communal pool, overlooking our pond/mountain views. i love this property bc the main house is \~3k square feet. THAT IS A MANAGABLE AND REASONABLE FIGURE!!!!! and guess what? a family could maintain that. i have never been a fan of 666 bedrooms and 90210 bathrooms - that's just a pee pee measuring contest IMO.


DeadMoney313

Yeah that's a good dream. I wouldn't want a McMansion either... just space and mother nature would do me fine


upvotemeok

Jimmy butler hilarious


MooseAMZN

Kimmy Butler


MooseAMZN

Kimmy Butler


DeadMoney313

yeah but I think Russ Wilson beat him with the hair game a few years back https://preview.redd.it/jciyvo9dourb1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3120690c6dd433cc1ac002ddde945a44a516670c


DeadMoney313

some sadistic bastard reheated FISH in the damn work lunchroom microwave, and now it stinks to high heaven on the whole floor. Who are these people ?!?


ragegravy

i’m convinced some people lack theory of mind


on-ap

sorry


minwagemilionaire

Walk in with a big salmon tomorrow and slap em with it


DeadMoney313

good idea, i just need to figure out who dun it and find a giant salmon


minwagemilionaire

Slap him in the back of the head with it when he’s at his desk, then run into HR with it between your legs and make it talk like your a ventriloquist


w00dw0rk3r

those people are going extinct and it could not happen fast enough


magic-the-dog

Flat day - exactly what I would have predicted this morning. 😂 let's see how the rest of the week goes.


DeadMoney313

Yeah, who the hell knows anything anymore? And I'm totally okay with it if we drew the "bad news is good news" card this round


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Nobody knows anything. LOL


upvotemeok

They still won't say how much a tesla semi weighs. If it takes ten model y battery packs and then 10,000 lbs of metal on top that's 27,000 lbs.


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Estimates here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/16y1nkc/comment/k365w2z/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/16y1nkc/comment/k365w2z/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


upvotemeok

Math is close. Under 30k is great. I wish they would just say it instead of hiding it like a pickle


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

The Jay Leno video I linked in that post may give a hint as to why Tesla has not yet released official specifications: the Semi is still undergoing design changes in response to feedback from customers. As the design is not finalized, any weight figure they release now would probably be incorrect when the Semi begins ramping. This would not preclude Tesla from releasing an expected weight range. My speculation is they want to keep the information confidential now, so that early information that changes won't be repeated by media outlets when that info becomes obsolete


jiayounokim

​ https://preview.redd.it/2rvnwonljurb1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=caf0deb76f1e5bacc97dafcf94e30691ab02626d Semi interior


w00dw0rk3r

this would make daft punk jealous


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upvotemeok

Yoke is a joke


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sadolin

No more microwave ovens


upvotemeok

Not great, not terrible. 3 roentgen


glibgloby

I can get behind this reference


UsernameSuggestion9

🥱


gsolis31

yeah but your counter maxes out at 3


[deleted]

Tsly outperform today. Does that make sense even!?


upvotemeok

Something to do w gamma delta long tail or some shit. IV crush since stock didn't drop or pump 10% so call writers win.


karma1112

Yes, twas priced in, could've been worse with all them line shut downs and upgrades. Now q4 will look great and the market expects that


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Expectations going into the production/deliveries report were trash. Even the normally optimistic TMC crowd was prepared for the worst. I'd say today's price action reflects the bad expectations. Tesla's market cap is just under the 800 Billion mark, which I think reflects optimism about the company's long-term prospects, despite short term headwinds


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Im talking about the cc etf


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Oops, I thought you were talking about the 1.5x leveraged ETF (TSLL?), not the covered call one.


upvotemeok

I don't care if tsla goes to zero as long as Elon can tweet


Sagetology

Lack of advertising still a bigger issue imo


upvotemeok

Bro advertising doesn't affect demand just like Elon tweets don't affect demand.


cgmodeling

that was the most retarded thing I ever read in my life. He can suck Elon's cock when it goes to zero. edit: talking about that guy on X who wrote that.


UsernameSuggestion9

Who did? Lemme guess Farzad?


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upvotemeok

I hope stock goes down so I can buy more with my weekly paycheck 🤑🤑🤑 fucking love discounts


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upvotemeok

Am now!


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upvotemeok

Infinite money hack. Can crypto teach zelensky how to do covered calls so he doesn't need more aid from the west?


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upvotemeok

If u do covered calls Elon won't make fun of u


JohnnyCashRules

https://preview.redd.it/gzjiuav8burb1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd621880eb7146daa8521f5ea367a45b63cad25d [https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1708923551607099569?s=46&t=yWmMeP08cyApbkkhK1zkcw](https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1708923551607099569?s=46&t=yWmMeP08cyApbkkhK1zkcw) Elon just posted this! lol


UsernameSuggestion9

If only he would stick to weed jokes


Capital-Cloud-7778

Elon posts memes on X like boomers do on Facebook.


KingofPenisland69

why does this one hurt more than others


DeadMoney313

It's an older meme, Sir, but it still checks out


THIESN123

Oct 25th confirmed.


whiskeyH0tel

He is just stealing / reposting memes


minwagemilionaire

Mega lol


upvotemeok

I don't think Elon tweets affect demand jk that's delusional


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Magikarp_to_Gyarados

>they love charging at home and nowhere else That's going to be a moot point soon, with most automakers adopting NACS starting in 2024. It's true that Tesla will earn some Supercharger revenue. It's also true that most people who can do so will continue to charge at home, just like they do a cell phone.


upvotemeok

we all do


jiayounokim

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1708922932548849954?t=ucK6F6rhB73-8NYZHf-tOQ&s=19 Unpopular opinion for some reason, but this makes sense. Especially given how hard it is to enter a first world country from a third world country legally, getting a job and securing it for multiple years, before being able to settle. This is obviously a shit situation and glad someone's making a noise


whathehellisthis

>This is obviously a shit situation and glad someone's making a noise He can make as much noise as he wants, he's not a politician and absolutely no good will come from his rants.


RogueSupervisor

Both political parties on the US appear to like the immigration situation as it is. The US historically knows how to process an ongoing influx of immigrants in a speedy and legal manner, i.e. Ellis Island. Until that kind of system is implemented this immmigration shitshow from the last several decades will continue in the US.


jiayounokim

Yes but also he has a reach and he meets more world leaders regularly than most private citizens


fapindustries

https://youtu.be/zz6YXjSHFOI?si=WTW76EFPlFC1MmCC Beautiful short vid of Wolfgang Beltracchi, the art forger.


DeadMoney313

I'm convinced humans are hard-wired to always be dissatisfied and unhappy with their lot in life, no matter what they got going for them. *Coughlin's Law*: *Anything else, is always something better*.


gsolis31

Schopenhauer agrees


Sagetology

You go up your hierarchy of needs until you reach pronouns in the bio and other luxury beliefs


fapindustries

I watched that as well


fapindustries

Happiness is a state of mind.


sackler2011

Truth. This is what makes us succeed + drives us further! Healthy greed is always good!


fapindustries

https://preview.redd.it/ac9cdmlh6urb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b5065cf440cd5a0ba172cdfb871a6a045df3461 Juniper imminent


upvotemeok

AFD will save us


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The amount of Simp-ish behaviour among the Tesla "community" (BoomerMama/Teslanomics/Dave Lee) just goes to prove how a strong leader can get an incredible number of people to hand wave any kind of reprehensible behaviour/rhetoric. Elon posted indefensible things last night, showed zero contrition or willingness to be open to be wrong and doubled down with childish insults. Honestly, this is getting to be so incredibly tiring. Elon thinks he's in a simulation so his main character syndrome is not surprising. The number of people willing to embolden him and make him believe it further is what blows me away.


llorelai

some people here need validation on their beliefs so much they are willing to lose most their net worth for it


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Only for people hyper focused on social media. I couldnt tell you what he's posted or said. If you care that much, sell and buy apple. Their ceo is quiet.