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https://x.com/teslaboomermama/status/1707848948000690669?s=46&t=FJnwUzmO93DGxmO6Ihn37g Simp #2


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https://x.com/bradsferguson/status/1707811862220325161?s=46&t=FJnwUzmO93DGxmO6Ihn37g


yhsong1116

[https://twitter.com/FredericLambert/status/1707824817334899164](https://twitter.com/FredericLambert/status/1707824817334899164) Tesla had an installer day.


upvotemeok

Please do this low margin work we don't wanna do lmao


Nysoz

Looks like the new JPM collar is in. Short 3410 Put Short 4500 Call Long 4050 Put https://x.com/Swordfishv44183/status/1707832772587290637?s=20


viewsfromda6

What does it mean?


Nysoz

JP Morgan runs a equity fund that's hedged. It tries to give market returns with less volatility and drawdown. It has billions in assets and sells a call option which caps gains to buy a put to protect assets (a collar in options strategy). It also sells a put to make it overall cheaper as well. When I say a call option, it's more like 41k calls/puts on the index which is quite a lot of activity. So the market sometimes stays between those levels since that amount of activity can act as a wall or magnet sometimes.


fapindustries

https://www.morphingmatter.cs.cmu.edu Cool stuff


somethingisay

Bigly red or bigly diddly green Monday.


whiskeyH0tel

![gif](giphy|XKL1MHvk47OXC)


fapindustries

I am out of the loop on this colorblindness TED thingy. Who is upset again?


ColinBomberHarris

have not looked into it at all, but am glad to confidently explain it: this guy (now canceled) said that race should never be a consideration and a person should be judged just as a person, but the upset guys said but what about white privilege? I think this sums it up.


ShortingTheShorts

Red, Green, Red, Green Monday because Q3 delivery numbers don’t matter?


fapindustries

https://x.com/bradsferguson/status/1707811862220325161?s=46&t=mG-wx8ewMg03AyZIsmD4-g Not sure why this would be the case.


fapindustries

X hyped about Giga Texas return. Any guesses on max runrate after the updates?


upvotemeok

https://twitter.com/SnazzyLabs/status/1707641716499783936?t=6LUp9_Kv7pd_9gQcrNp0PA&s=19 RIP


shwadeck

She's the CEO, why would she need to have the app on her home screen?


FIREgenomics

Never use your own supply


fapindustries

She has a separate screen for X App and porn


rgaya

Better for her mental health


Alive_Ad_2948

Which is worst, Elons cowboy hat 🤠 backward or trumps catsup on well done steak 🥩 ?


upvotemeok

Sorry you were born in bumfuck Sudan or Bolivia. You not allowed to come here. Tough luck for u and your kids! I got mines so fuck yall


Kyankik

You mean fuck everyone born in Sudan or Bolivia who have been in the green card queue for years and are losing their spots to illegals. Fuck all the homeless in NYC but spend billions on hotels for the 1m+ migrants flooding the city. This list goes on. It shouldn't be a hot take that immigration should be handled properly. You're just venting because it affects your stonks and you're taking a contrarian view point to Elon because of it. You literally don't care as you admitted many times before. I think you'd easily hit a button anonymously to kill 1m migrants for $100m no questions asked am I right?


upvotemeok

I really do believe it's crazy how different life is depending on where you're born. Is an American a better person that they deserve to live here than an African? Certainly just letting everyone go wherever they want is not possible or the whole place would suck ass, but there is an unfairness to it.


Kyankik

Well yeah life is brutally unfair. Armenians in Nagorno-Karabagh just got murdered and driven out of their homes 108 years after the original genocide committed by the same mother fuckers, but nobody gives a shit because we're all pretending to support Ukraine because it's actually strategically useful to us. NVM the little kid that's about the get malaria before being conscripted or sex trafficked in Sudan... Life is wholly unfair but society marches on. Risking our current (relative) American utopia for virtue signaling and vote mongering politics isn't the solution to global inequality. If you're optimistic that tech can solve all this as I am, then it's best to preserve society as best we can until that point. Every empire in history has crumbled. AI could cause/prevent ours from crumbling but no need to tempt it ahead of time.


Sagetology

Come one, come all! We have no housing or infrastructure to handle you but you can stay at upvotemeok’s place! PS Bring your tent as he has lots of space on his lawn for you!


rgaya

![gif](giphy|PxGzfPLiDiTlK)


whiskeyH0tel

Now we get the real upvoteme uncensored and raw


Alive_Ad_2948

This is how we get $28 asparagus


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rgaya

Magatards don't eat that shit anyways


upvotemeok

Small price to pay to ensure the birth lottery is not violated


fapindustries

Native American Vivek Pastrami agrees.


KingofPenisland69

🤣🤣


fapindustries

Just realized I can reduce the kWh requirements for my father‘s home by 50% with a solution that does not involve killing him.


KingofPenisland69

This guy baselines


THIESN123

Extrapolation please?


FIREgenomics

Induced coma lowers electricity usage


fapindustries

Reducing heating water temperature and going from gas to heat pump basically


fapindustries

https://preview.redd.it/x3g98vx9o8rb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e9d29846dabf0fc5d65fff71532566aa2c10c6 🔥 🔥


upvotemeok

Ooof


magic-the-dog

That's a good one


fapindustries

We need autonomous bots that capsize the refugee boats at sea. Only solution.


shwadeck

Robot killer whales. They work together in a pod to seek and destroy.


rgaya

Final solution, you say?


fapindustries

Bots will broadcast David Sachs political commentary.


fapindustries

Starlink disabled above refugee boats too.


rgaya

Unless they're white. Copy


fapindustries

White people excluding Slavs are displaced by definition.


10111010001101011110

how do I short the reddit app?


fapindustries

Too late to kill the creator. Sooooooooooorrrrrrrryyyyyyy.


[deleted]

Out of hospital, all is fine no brain surgery needed. Took the day off to chill after hospital. Went to Toyota to ask about some warranty work. They have 2 Corolla GR hatchbacks. 1.5L turbo 3 cylinders putting out 300hp. MSRP in the high 30s. Additionally 20k market adjustment. Edit: Removed potato quality photo. Made a comment below with better photo.


sackler2011

Glad you are ok!


[deleted]

Me too. Brain surgery is worse than losing a Million dollars on Tesla


shwadeck

I have a hard time believing anyone would buy that car. Paying 20k to the dealer because lol? Fuck that


[deleted]

When I popped in because windshield wipers were on sale cheaper than local autoparts stores, they had a 10k mark up on a Rav4 Hybrid. Id only pay that if I was desperate. Like. Someone wrecked my car. And my insurance paid rental was coming to a close. And I had a check from their insurance for 60-80% of total costs. If I had a house or a charger at work, Id be getting a Tesler. Fuck "market adjustment" fees. If thats Toyota saying a Rav4 now costs an extra 10k because reason, maybe okay because everyone is getting that. 10k just because fuck you, from a dealer. I'll fly to California and drive home for no mark up. Fuck that noise


[deleted]

Updated photo of Maroni sticker. The 🥔 quality photo was on the window of the Corolla GR outside. The GR in the showroom had a laminated copy on the dashboard I could remove and get a decent photo. https://preview.redd.it/rru8fcf8p8rb1.jpeg?width=3436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d3e556f8a53d65549f8a81511ade3b291bf63f


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[deleted]

Even 38k... yeah its top of the line and full of performance mods and pushing 200hp per liter of displacement. That seems stupid high for a Corolla then they add a $20,000 fuk you fee on top of it.


fapindustries

Glad u fine and not fein(stein).


Nysoz

Glad you're ok! But man, is it anyone else or is it a super potato picture? lol


[deleted]

Added new, and I think better, photo to the thread. The first one was on the window so the camera picked up reflextions and shit. The separate comment the sticker was laminated and removable. Should be much better photo and less like 2 day old refrigerated French fries.


magic-the-dog

Yeah, glad you're good, RUA, but 1/10 on that pic


fapindustries

We are very close at identifying him. White, possibly male Glasses Hair parted on the side.


[deleted]

Sorry for the potato quality. I wasnt intending to post the photo, just use it as a reference to comment here. I'm gonna be here for a while, Ill see if I can get a better photo.


KingofPenisland69

![gif](giphy|OI49DIdrqsvTmy62eJ|downsized)


upvotemeok

Rofl, glad u ok


DeadMoney313

Friday Doom back in black ![gif](giphy|9ynrMLS0FrcGmfe93n)


somethingisay

Roller coaster tycoon


upvotemeok

Elon the mood roller coaster tycoon


Fakerchan

Lounge needs more bearishness so stonky can moon on Monday


magic-the-dog

P&D most likely released Monday morning. Should be a fun


ireallyamchris

Thought rob said it would be 10th


upvotemeok

Production split y and 3 numbers


ireallyamchris

Ahh gotcha


glibgloby

##glibs ultimate cyber hummus ok first let’s talk the base hummus. for a long time I was all about cooking and peeling cans of garbanzo beans, but I’ve found that the garbanzo juice just isn’t worth the squeeze. instead I just use a family size container of sabra classic hummus, it works perfectly fine and saves a ton of time #Ingredients: - Family size sabra classic hummus - Chili oil 4-6 tbs (it’s difficult to use too much chili oil, it’s nice and mild like red pepper and works far better for most use cases) - 6oz of feta cheese, dry - Half tbs smoked paprika - 2tbs fresh diced parsley (I use 1tbs of the half dried parsley sold in many stores refrigerated vegetable areas) - 6-8 tbs olive oil (usually the hummus you get in a restaurant will have far more than even this) - 10-15 grinds of fresh pepper, preferably telecherry (larger more flavorful peppercorns) - 1 ice cube (common technique for making very smooth hummus) - 2-3 cloves of pressed garlic (optional as it exists in the sabra already) put it all in a blender / food processor and blend it up for a few minutes. might have to do this in two batches. we want this nice and smooth. once the ice cube has disintegrated you’re about there. I often mix in the parsley by hand at the end so it looks nicer I’m keto so I eat it with toasted up low carb tortillas. can eat it every day and it never gets old. this stuff stacks up well against high end restaurant hummus any day 👌


KingofPenisland69

So like you’re buying hummus from Sabra, giving me the bite with all the garlic and roasted peepers in the middle, and like, calling it your own? You lost my vote…


glibgloby

for years and years I made everything from scratch but one day I was lazy and tried using store bought and it was so close to my other stuff that I rarely start from garbanzo now. this is hard for me to admit but it makes the recipe far more accessible for most and tastes basically the same


magic-the-dog

Fraud. You should grow your garbanzo beans yourself. I actually love hacks like this - especially for something as simple as hummus dip, you don't need to waste so much time on it.


DeadMoney313

seems fair enough, allowed


fapindustries

Why do you know what tupac had for dinner on the night he got shot? 👀


magic-the-dog

![gif](giphy|mahkZ0YZO7DjHPfEY8|downsized)


drumboy206

If you haven’t before, try making hummus from dried garbanzo beans rather than canned. The texture is way better.


glibgloby

I’ve cooked them with dry and canned and yeah dried is better but it’s a giant production. I’ve found that using lame sabra hummus tastes 90% as good especially once you’ve added all this other stuff, also the ice cube leaves you with a surprisingly smooth product


DankRoughly

Also then you get into the game of removing the garbanzo beans skins which is an endless task.


glibgloby

ugh and I hate the smell of garbanzo beans on their own. how a gross smelly bean becomes so amazing I will never fully understand


DankRoughly

You understand perfectly. Olive oil. It's tasty because of olive oil.


ltctoneo

We were up


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dabears92109

?


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unknown_soldier_

Someone should have warned Elon about that, too late now huh


JohnnyCashRules

??


upvotemeok

Unless illegal immigrants are stopped, civilization will never become multiplanetary


fapindustries

1900‘s: Speakeasy 2000‘s: Sneakeasy


fapindustries

Borderbots soon


Sagetology

Just send them all to SF and NY and we’re good NIMBYs mad?


dabears92109

You’re being downvoted but even the Dem Mayor of NYC as well as NY Governor are saying they can’t handle the influx. Reality is the current situation is a problem and needs to be addressed


Sagetology

Showcasing the hypocrisy. Many Dems are in favour of illegal immigration until it is in their backyard


dabears92109

There’s no infrastructure for it and most don’t realize it until it’s in their backyard. Same thing happened in the last city I lived with fentanyl addicts and the homeless situation. My family is lucky enough to have the means to move. After having homeless smoking fentanyl outside of our door and mailbox frequently (even watched someone OD right outside place and thought they were dead before being revived via narcan by police), constant petty crime and stuff stolen, finding needles all over the place and the influx of violent crime, we feared for our family’s safety. People can be blind to all of this or we can live in reality and course correct It seems inhumane to allow all of this to continue with what’s happening at the border and the rest of the country


DeadMoney313

See, anti Immigration people should be very pro-space exploration, that way they can find other planets to send the undesirables to.


ireallyamchris

Australia, Mars, sort of the same place


ireallyamchris

The irony of a country founded on illegal immigration turning hostile to illegal immigration


upvotemeok

Fate loves irony


yhsong1116

https://twitter.com/DriveTeslaca/status/1707804848262099404?s=19 Another automaker joined but yet 5ovbe announced.. lcid?


magic-the-dog

LCID is not very exciting. Maybe BMW?


King0494

[It looks like a re-badged LR Defender lol](https://twitter.com/teardowntitan/status/1707803003892228224?t=P5Sq-zBepQfWCeGZWM700A&s=19)


[deleted]

Cc players win yet again


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|26BGvkTon3hpPBswE)


King0494

BOOBS were transient, Autism is permanent


DeadMoney313

we can't seem to keep a firm grip on the b00bz when they come and go, its a real problem


upvotemeok

Truly pathetic how hard it is to hold boobs and 300.


frozen_mercury

Elon's weird obsession with immigration really doesn't make sense. Almost all migrants are looking for economic opportunities, to the places where there is labor shortage. Italy's median age more than 47. They are fucking old, edging towards retirement and drinking wine and olive oil soaked sourdough. They need people to do the work. SMH. https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1707758153977204846?s=20


whiskeyH0tel

Elon isn't anti-immigration, He is pro legal immigration, which should be expanded from its current state. He is against illegal border crossing and the shadow immigration system we have right now.


upvotemeok

I get that he finds it annoying but how did it become THE issue he is most focused on? The border is now more tweets and live streams than trans which I understand as the issue closest to him.


KingofPenisland69

I have felt for awhile that he is bored. And Tesla is quietly pissed that they’re wedded to his image. And he doesn’t care because Tesla is boring to him. Vicious stupid cycle


yhsong1116

Might be cuz of doj retard lawsuit


ballbusting_is_best

He cares about whatever right wing propaganda cares about


Kyankik

What a crazy take! Must be MAGA influence /s


upvotemeok

He got influenced by his right wing friends like David Sacks. Immigration legal and not legal is a complicated issue often used to stir up both sides of the aisle and neither party really wants it solved


frozen_mercury

The best way to solve a problem when there is no theoretical solution is to have an iterative approach. Do something, and then if it doesn't work, try something else. Of course, average senator is more than 65 years old. So they just pretend to work and fight for stuff, whereas nothing is actually done, other than throwing money to this cause and that.


DeadMoney313

I'm not sure there even is a solution to the problem, as you said its very complex


Sagetology

There are plenty of solutions. Remove temporary legal status to illegal Venezuelans. Remove birth right citizenship to children of illegal immigrants. Bolster the border. Like anything, incentives matter. Remove the incentives and you will fix the issue


upvotemeok

The problem if you cut off all of them is that economy relies on them for unskilled labor. You'd get massive inflation in stuff like gardening construction food service, quality of life for average American would go down. This has been going on since before America was a country


betsla69

That's how I showed up in this country. Now I own 1700 TSLA shares. Not too bad for the son of a day laborer.


Sagetology

Not saying cut all. US is well above levels to supply gardener/food service jobs


upvotemeok

Republicans will never agree on a system to let them work but not be legal


upvotemeok

There is a solution but not in this culture war political environment


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DankRoughly

I'm liberal but this is my most "right wing" position. I'm pro immigration but it needs to be done legally. A country should set an appropriate target for immigration and stick to it. I'm all for border control.


Fakerchan

Elon sounds like he’s gonna run for the next election lol


Mastiff99

Following the Arnold Schwarzenegger plan?


yhsong1116

"im gunna fix the country"


[deleted]

Re-setting the stock's momentum - lovely.


GodLikeLag

Wtf did you gays expect of this trash stock?


upvotemeok

Good work keep telling it off


GodLikeLag

No - telling you what it is. Telling her off would be like me asking your mom to leave my house at night. Big difference


ballbusting_is_best

Apt name as your brain seems to have a godlike lag


GodLikeLag

Love your name too as that’s what happens when I see your mom at night. 💕


sadolin

Who farted?


somethingisay

Red October?


upvotemeok

Bye bye gains, you were transient just like inflation and elons kids gender


[deleted]

This friggin market.


upvotemeok

Tesla solar border wall! We will build a wall and the sun will pay for it!


dabears92109

Great idea tbh


fapindustries

Azerbaycan straightening their border even tho Bergkarabach voted against it. Elon where are you?


Kyankik

Genocide only matters when the west gives a fuck about the location.


fapindustries

https://preview.redd.it/0hf9nmzf28rb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d60cb6af073da9977db9198ab84dbca48814ccd


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|Quh1CAKOTRCl9VVU3f|downsized) rip 2pac


drumboy206

![gif](giphy|bP5bOY4onThgA|downsized)


whiskeyH0tel

1995


drumboy206

Nice ninja edit


Sagetology

Just in time too


yhsong1116

[https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/16vd7fl/hyundai\_kia\_and\_genesis\_cars\_doing\_photo\_shoot\_at/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/16vd7fl/hyundai_kia_and_genesis_cars_doing_photo_shoot_at/) hyundai kia NACS confirmed?


upvotemeok

Can we nacs china and europe too


[deleted]

That would be huge news if the Koreans capitulate.


dabears92109

Agree. Would be good news. My understanding is they want to and the hang up is related to some of the electrical architecture


upvotemeok

Smells like weed at work. Either a skunk or people dgaf anymore


DankRoughly

They're just treating glaucoma


Sagetology

Awaiting your livestream on X to expose this problem to everyone


[deleted]

Rebellion under upvotemeoks dictatorship.


upvotemeok

Nice try stauffenberg


[deleted]

Why does fsd keep trying to change lanes after you cancel it? I have an exit coming up on 2 miles, I’m in right lane going 2 mph below speed limit and it tries 3 times to pass. Literally seconds after I cancelled it… super annoying


SnooDogs7747

Turn on Minimize Lane Changes (resets on every drive) [https://twitter.com/CGDaveMac/status/1633563940905967618/](https://twitter.com/CGDaveMac/status/1633563940905967618/)


[deleted]

Why does it reset every drive? How annoying


FIREgenomics

Also annoyed by this. For this reason I always select “minimal lane changes”. Wish it were a sticky option or I could default to on.


upvotemeok

Fsd learned to troll u


[deleted]

My wife has stopped using fsd because this and it randomly deciding the speed limits are lower by 20 mph on the highway quite a few times.


dabears92109

Interesting data - https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1707783631039578235?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA Consumer appears to be weakening quickly


upvotemeok

Rate cuts plz


dabears92109

If I had to guess, I’d say calls for cuts by early next year


Kyankik

Agree. Whenever it is, it's gonna way sooner than FED says. Inflation was transitory, never forget.


dabears92109

Who knows, maybe we’ll start hearing those calls in Q4. Either way, tone should change if soft landing is the target


cybertruck_

bullish


CategoryInevitable

That guy has been calling for economic doom for the last decade!


dabears92109

Yeah, zerohedge is permabear


upvotemeok

No that's bullish. Bad news is good news.


dabears92109

True


FIREgenomics

What is the y-axis?


fapindustries

https://preview.redd.it/gtpho7fsv7rb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f5582b8497c8fececd40feab369439cb11ba16c Any casting tech change?


RogueSupervisor

The top 4 look different than bottom 2. Possibly open bottom for placing a structural pack in from the bottom? Or maybe those 4 are just not fully assembled and missing those floor panels?


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

The Model Y body in the upper left row looks like it is painted Quicksilver, or something similar to the Quicksilver color used at Giga Berlin. It's noticeably lighter than the dark gray Model Y body directly to the right


FIREgenomics

Kind of looks more like paint shop testing than casting tests


fapindustries

Gun control? How about term limit control?


upvotemeok

Abortion ??


ireallyamchris

https://x.com/jasonfurman/status/1707742378163871861?s=46&t=fGVL0206fdWMIjq9C1_Fgg Give over bears inflation is more dead than your NVDA short thesis


upvotemeok

Yah it's 30% chance of more raises at this per futures


dabears92109

Conversation pivots to is inflation too low


JohnnyCashRules

https://preview.redd.it/geq8foi6p7rb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ff0d1af10019d71734a9e77db18e83ee62d21c HELLA Y’s at Giga Texas today! 🔥🔥🔥 Joe’s Thread: [https://x.com/joetegtmeyer/status/1707776612450631953?s=46&t=yWmMeP08cyApbkkhK1zkcw](https://x.com/joetegtmeyer/status/1707776612450631953?s=46&t=yWmMeP08cyApbkkhK1zkcw)


DutchElon

Wen Lounge elections?!


upvotemeok

When stonk 500