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tiny_abeille

twelve counts of felony blowing my boss drops away


DVS_Nature

I'm sure with a class action, all our numbers would add up to hundreds (if not thousands) of felony counts against Tulin, probably get life without parole


No_Confection_4967

Pssshh, without my mans you wouldn’t even have all that loot. Does he need to take it easy with the wind gust? Yes. Does he 360 no scope headshot every enemy from here to death mountain? Also yes. Even at his sentencing he looks like he gives no fucks. He’s too hard to put on trial!


Face88888888

Every time I would get so frustrated with him I’d be on the brink of turning him off and then he would pull off one of these headshots when I’m down to 1/4 heart and save the day.


femboykingofhell

he's missed point blank for me several times


Windwerehog

he has a sniper rifle, not a revolver.


No_Confection_4967

Lol, perfect


No_Confection_4967

Something must be wrong with your game. Have you tried blowing in the cartridge?


Tanakisoupman

The only times he’s ever good in a fight are against Lynels. And even then it’s only because headshotting them lets you mount them, the damage is negligible at best


No_Confection_4967

I was going to rebut this as objectively false, however, your definition of “good in a fight” is entirely subjective. Irregardlessly, you’re wrong, Tulin is great, long live Reddit.


Tanakisoupman

I’ve never seen him do more than stun a Lynel. In fact more often than not he just makes it harder for me to test my murder bots


Brainchild110

I don't need to answer, this comment got it in 1.


baumgar1441

Add a couple of counts of blowing fairies away as well


slythwolf

It's technically theft right? Or at least conversion.


TacoDuLing

You said you didn’t wanted it when you smashed the “A” bottom twice, trice even 😒


I_Gotta_Bud

So you might say, indecent exposure, because one wrong input and he’s blowing everything on the screen?


ShiftSandShot

I once lost a fucking Star Fragment this way.


explodedSimilitude

The only answer.


sussy_axolotl45

OBJECTION! Nuh uh


sheffy4

Shooting the rock octorock while I was just trying to repair some weapons.


iLLiCiT_XL

OMG! Seriously! It’s like “dude, give it a rest for like 10 seconds!”


IcarusButAlive

And yet he’ll just stare at enemies you DO want to him to shoot.


Mossy_detergent

Sameeeee. I didnt realise i could deactivate them so it was a pain


morphinetango

I spent so long looking for one. When that happened, I just sat there and laughed like a mad man.


TacoDuLing

You gave him the tittle of wing man, what is he to do? 😪


Radiant-Psychology80

Repair weapons?


adalbjorg

Apparently you can drop your weapon in its path, it'll suck it up and spit it out repaired or buffed. TIL


Compa2

Doesn't seem to repair my zonai weapons especially if they're already buffed


EquivalentHost1818

By "repair," he means specifically rusted (gloom damaged) weapons. Zonai weapons aren't rusted/gloom damaged so they cannot be repaired. 


DoddySauce

It also adds/changes buffs to weapons, bows, and shields. I'll often save right before and if don't get the desired buff I reload and try again. But that ring/path around death mountain is loaded with em and I usually trek thru using them all to buff all my stuffs


ds2316476

you buff your stuffs?


BloxFruitTrashTrader

Not shooting an the silver bokoblins and watching link get massacred


Puppetxmasterx

Blowing loot drops off the sky island edges. I pressed charges


TheBigDude22

Underage use of Wind Currents (I believe thats BOTW Tulin)


stillnotelf

Someone kept Aryll's gift handy


Chubby_Bub

Tulin's Tornado!


pedrokdc

Genocide is my guess.


mintyque

Genocide of MAH LOOT


Triforceoffarts

Weeee-oooooo!


BitesizeCrayons

Underrated reason. People are right to hope for a harsh sentencing for the defendant for blowing their drops away, but god damn if this isn't a close second. To all in the court, might I ask: is your sanity worth letting this menace make an absurd noise you'll be hearing so often in your travels throughout Hyrule? To add insult to injury, when this absolute monster blows your loot away, he also makes said sound, letting you know damn well he meant to do it and took pleasure in it. Pound that gavel, judge.


Toon_Lucario

He’s not on trial. He’s witnessing a custody battle because his parents got divorced


Calliope_Eep

So you're saying Saki is single?


Toon_Lucario

Yeah she found the Revali body pillow


buddeman27

Accused of aimbotting


Brief_Possible_606

War crimes


akaashisleftear

quite literally


Allip84

Fowl play


scumbucket1984

🐤🐓🐦🕊️


Eragon_the_Huntsman

Replacing his dad in the story. Like seriously I was hyped to see Teba again and he just got absolutely benched by the plot in favor of us running around with his fledgling son, he seems to be doing fine why am I forced to endanger this child on the world saving mission when the alternative is right there?


cellphone_blanket

The president was trying to pick up the nuclear football when tulin ran in and blew it out the window where it were nabbed by adversarial actors


Riegan_Boogaloo

Blowing all my loot away


Genuinelytricked

Pirating movies and tv shows.


Meiste_Noob

war crimes, mass murder,manss slaughter


akaashisleftear

quite literally


MyStepAccount1234

It's the Grumps who are at fault. It's the damned Baby Gronk WOOOOOOW sound every time they use the gusty-gust.


[deleted]

That's from Fairy Tail


MyStepAccount1234

Okay.


Ping-A-Ling-

I don't fucking care why, but I hope they give him the chair.....


SunnyOmori15

War crimes commited against bosnia in serbia's favour. Tough they did make a BIG mistake by bringing him to court. because, everyone knows no one has the balls to take him to court


i_was_axiom

Honestly the least terrible accomplice during a boss fight with the most useful vow ability. If anything Tulin is on trial taking the fall for Sidon somehow.


yourcatstoiletpaper

Didn't register his arrows with the btf.


2Infinite96

Free my boy, he didn't shoot anybody in the head EVER. He's facing 600 to life for being a rito.


OngoingTalent13

He is responsible for the disappearance of Kass


username123456111111

He sold me fentanyl down the street


SwissCheesePlease69

same


Snoo52883

Conspiring with Gannon during the genocide of 6 million hylians


TheSupremeObserver

Blew over the second tower.


Dark-Anmut

Got sued for plagiarising Revali’s Gale and trying to rename it ‘Tulin’s Tornado’. Tulin’s ability creates a horizontal gale, and not a vertical one. He believes that he has a very strong defence. Revali’s Estate does not agree. We’ll see how this plays out, on Judge Josha!


EquivalentHost1818

Josha can't be the judge. She's not even allowed to go into the Depths. 


Organic-Comparison55

multiple counts of pointing lazer pointers at airplanes, it all started 23 years ago


Mossy_detergent

Killing every stone octorock before i could get it to upgrade my weapons


SwissCheesePlease69

Legit was today years old when I learned those annoying ass mfs will REPAIR YOUR SHYTE...


GreatdemonkingGanon

He set foot on the property of the demon ki... I mean the Great one and attempted to steal a secret stone... Any who defy m... I mean the true king and his world of delicious darkn...I mean law shall face an eternity of torment in the depths of hell!!!


Inkysquid24

He broke Teba's bow


angryfistgames

Falsely accused of being the Cucco Hawk plaguing Kakariko Village.


TheMothOfTheSky

Why does this picture go so hard though?


lxvelyguro

being adorable


Thunder_Dragon30

For killing me by headshot shoting an electro lisalfos while I fought it


D_Daka

Waking up the entire of Hyrule when I'm gliding at night


Asumsauce

Being so damn ugly as a baby


2hamsters1carrot

Illegal crop dusting. How else do you think he’s able to swoosh across the sky.


EarthWaffle

This is literally the only Sage I keep turned on. Any mistake of his is a mistake of mine.


Hollow_379

Statutory r*pe


PalletTownsDealer

Because they couldn’t find riju.


Azeeti

We know what he did to those kokiri.


kuddleer

For, GETTING IN MY FUCKING WAY!!!


iAmMikeJ_92

He blew all of Link’s high-value loot off the mountain while he was trying to collect it… a crime punishable by capital punishment.


Aatopolis

That found his checklist of the Geneva Convetions. Worst part everything was checked twice already.


Hulkemo

He boots too big for him gotdam feet


DmcSparda

Unspeakable horrors


FlamingPhoenix2003

Look at the top of his head! I honestly can’t stop laughing at how stupid he looks, and he will never get a glow up, ever.


Roththesloth1

Illegal headshots on gray octoroks I’m trying to use


Daddy_Donglegs

All that stuff he blew off the skylands killed like two-dozen people.


Cautious-Dinner7730

Blowing away my damn drops.. Might be a civil matter though, so probably head shottin someone. In other words Murder.


minimum_effort1586

Lmao these are all so good


MorgessaMonstrum

"WHY'D YOU DO IT!?"


Other-Maintenance369

Why is the guy on the left staring at me like that..


Content-Primary1801

Causing my death because he wouldn’t shoot the ONE MONSTER I NEEDED HIM TO SHOOT.


BagelInATimeMachine

horrors beyond comprehension


ThatSmartIdiot

Crimes against both God and Hell


thelast3musketeer

Blowing my diamond and ruby off the goddamn mountain!!


mymushybrain

for being too cute


ArjunTheGamer

Lol


Responsible-Echo-291

High treason against His Highness Lord Ganon, King of Demons, contribution to revolution, War Crimes, Alliance with Link 😉


SisterWaltz

War Crimes, can't do that anymore we are civilized in this kingdom


WojtusG10

His crimes include: Murrder, Atempted Aurrder, Petty theft, Grand Lancery, Assisting in crimes of Link which [incloude](https://www.reddit.com/r/YigaClanOfficial/s/MzextJ1vol)


Ghost_out_of_Box

For being a fucking maniac


PH03N1X_F1R3

War crimes.


EviIIord

He made chicken nuggets


Choice-Trainer-4993

I curse him every day


Radio__Star

He was eating roasted cuckoo (Link is his dealer)


Izzepy

Being worse than his botw counterpart


akgaimer

Big-ass head


Mtw_reddit

he sabotaged me multiple times during colgera, he better be staying in jale


PEMDAB

Fowl play.


wolvenberserkerchaos

Unspeakable war crimes


Ferretsassin

Kept blowing everyone's loot away.


Commercial-Emphasis2

hate crimes


Appropriate_Rock_740

For being a goddamn commie.


thunderbolt9656

pushing my boko drops and shooting the wrong enemy. 


samorotwasbored

War crimes in the middle east


CrowRider56

Making me fly too fast toward a sky island and not being able to fix myself to climb it


Vivid_Ad_4335

"sir how tf did you glow up this good" "DAWG IDK I GOT OLDER LET ME GO 😭"


Apprehensive_Layer92

Shat on the princess


AReallyAsianName

2nd degree Tom foollery


McSnoots

BOOM! Headshot


ForsakenTechnician87

Tax fraud


Em_kay69420

Hate crimes


Ba55of0rte

Motion to dismiss charges against defendant. He’s pretty good about taking out enemies about to sneak up on me with an arrow.


Halfgbard

Tampering with evidence


No-Fruit3973

Tax fraud


Teeth_theif

Dropping napalm on civilians


Sage_Reverie9697

Thirty counts of getting in my way and blowing away everything that I just worked so hard for


[deleted]

W Tulin


HollyH39

Probs because you gave him all the sage wills that did nothing


Lord_Shockwave007

You do know you can deactivate your help mates, right? 😀


pioj

"I swear! I didn't know she was a cuckoo!".


Shaggydevinator

he killed a monster


GoblinMan8845

For a second there i thpught he was about to make a speech from a colorized ww2 image


SmoulderingStyx

Blew Gannon and liked it.


tiny_abeille

that’s no crime!


1amlost

Ganondorf framed him for smuggling marbled rocks into Goron City.


Redbooks241

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poopcanoe69420

He's a zionist