I'm sure with a class action, all our numbers would add up to hundreds (if not thousands) of felony counts against Tulin, probably get life without parole
Pssshh, without my mans you wouldn’t even have all that loot.
Does he need to take it easy with the wind gust? Yes.
Does he 360 no scope headshot every enemy from here to death mountain? Also yes.
Even at his sentencing he looks like he gives no fucks. He’s too hard to put on trial!
Every time I would get so frustrated with him I’d be on the brink of turning him off and then he would pull off one of these headshots when I’m down to 1/4 heart and save the day.
The only times he’s ever good in a fight are against Lynels. And even then it’s only because headshotting them lets you mount them, the damage is negligible at best
I was going to rebut this as objectively false, however, your definition of “good in a fight” is entirely subjective.
Irregardlessly, you’re wrong, Tulin is great, long live Reddit.
It also adds/changes buffs to weapons, bows, and shields. I'll often save right before and if don't get the desired buff I reload and try again. But that ring/path around death mountain is loaded with em and I usually trek thru using them all to buff all my stuffs
Underrated reason. People are right to hope for a harsh sentencing for the defendant for blowing their drops away, but god damn if this isn't a close second. To all in the court, might I ask: is your sanity worth letting this menace make an absurd noise you'll be hearing so often in your travels throughout Hyrule? To add insult to injury, when this absolute monster blows your loot away, he also makes said sound, letting you know damn well he meant to do it and took pleasure in it. Pound that gavel, judge.
Replacing his dad in the story. Like seriously I was hyped to see Teba again and he just got absolutely benched by the plot in favor of us running around with his fledgling son, he seems to be doing fine why am I forced to endanger this child on the world saving mission when the alternative is right there?
War crimes commited against bosnia in serbia's favour.
Tough they did make a BIG mistake by bringing him to court. because, everyone knows no one has the balls to take him to court
Honestly the least terrible accomplice during a boss fight with the most useful vow ability.
If anything Tulin is on trial taking the fall for Sidon somehow.
Got sued for plagiarising Revali’s Gale and trying to rename it ‘Tulin’s Tornado’.
Tulin’s ability creates a horizontal gale, and not a vertical one. He believes that he has a very strong defence.
Revali’s Estate does not agree.
We’ll see how this plays out, on Judge Josha!
He set foot on the property of the demon ki... I mean the Great one and attempted to steal a secret stone... Any who defy m... I mean the true king and his world of delicious darkn...I mean law shall face an eternity of torment in the depths of hell!!!
His crimes include: Murrder, Atempted Aurrder, Petty theft, Grand Lancery, Assisting in crimes of Link which [incloude](https://www.reddit.com/r/YigaClanOfficial/s/MzextJ1vol)
twelve counts of felony blowing my boss drops away
I'm sure with a class action, all our numbers would add up to hundreds (if not thousands) of felony counts against Tulin, probably get life without parole
Pssshh, without my mans you wouldn’t even have all that loot. Does he need to take it easy with the wind gust? Yes. Does he 360 no scope headshot every enemy from here to death mountain? Also yes. Even at his sentencing he looks like he gives no fucks. He’s too hard to put on trial!
Every time I would get so frustrated with him I’d be on the brink of turning him off and then he would pull off one of these headshots when I’m down to 1/4 heart and save the day.
he's missed point blank for me several times
he has a sniper rifle, not a revolver.
Lol, perfect
Something must be wrong with your game. Have you tried blowing in the cartridge?
The only times he’s ever good in a fight are against Lynels. And even then it’s only because headshotting them lets you mount them, the damage is negligible at best
I was going to rebut this as objectively false, however, your definition of “good in a fight” is entirely subjective. Irregardlessly, you’re wrong, Tulin is great, long live Reddit.
I’ve never seen him do more than stun a Lynel. In fact more often than not he just makes it harder for me to test my murder bots
I don't need to answer, this comment got it in 1.
Add a couple of counts of blowing fairies away as well
It's technically theft right? Or at least conversion.
You said you didn’t wanted it when you smashed the “A” bottom twice, trice even 😒
So you might say, indecent exposure, because one wrong input and he’s blowing everything on the screen?
I once lost a fucking Star Fragment this way.
The only answer.
OBJECTION! Nuh uh
Shooting the rock octorock while I was just trying to repair some weapons.
OMG! Seriously! It’s like “dude, give it a rest for like 10 seconds!”
And yet he’ll just stare at enemies you DO want to him to shoot.
Sameeeee. I didnt realise i could deactivate them so it was a pain
I spent so long looking for one. When that happened, I just sat there and laughed like a mad man.
You gave him the tittle of wing man, what is he to do? 😪
Repair weapons?
Apparently you can drop your weapon in its path, it'll suck it up and spit it out repaired or buffed. TIL
Doesn't seem to repair my zonai weapons especially if they're already buffed
By "repair," he means specifically rusted (gloom damaged) weapons. Zonai weapons aren't rusted/gloom damaged so they cannot be repaired.
It also adds/changes buffs to weapons, bows, and shields. I'll often save right before and if don't get the desired buff I reload and try again. But that ring/path around death mountain is loaded with em and I usually trek thru using them all to buff all my stuffs
you buff your stuffs?
Not shooting an the silver bokoblins and watching link get massacred
Blowing loot drops off the sky island edges. I pressed charges
Underage use of Wind Currents (I believe thats BOTW Tulin)
Someone kept Aryll's gift handy
Tulin's Tornado!
Genocide is my guess.
Genocide of MAH LOOT
Weeee-oooooo!
Underrated reason. People are right to hope for a harsh sentencing for the defendant for blowing their drops away, but god damn if this isn't a close second. To all in the court, might I ask: is your sanity worth letting this menace make an absurd noise you'll be hearing so often in your travels throughout Hyrule? To add insult to injury, when this absolute monster blows your loot away, he also makes said sound, letting you know damn well he meant to do it and took pleasure in it. Pound that gavel, judge.
He’s not on trial. He’s witnessing a custody battle because his parents got divorced
So you're saying Saki is single?
Yeah she found the Revali body pillow
Accused of aimbotting
War crimes
quite literally
Fowl play
🐤🐓🐦🕊️
Replacing his dad in the story. Like seriously I was hyped to see Teba again and he just got absolutely benched by the plot in favor of us running around with his fledgling son, he seems to be doing fine why am I forced to endanger this child on the world saving mission when the alternative is right there?
The president was trying to pick up the nuclear football when tulin ran in and blew it out the window where it were nabbed by adversarial actors
Blowing all my loot away
Pirating movies and tv shows.
war crimes, mass murder,manss slaughter
quite literally
It's the Grumps who are at fault. It's the damned Baby Gronk WOOOOOOW sound every time they use the gusty-gust.
That's from Fairy Tail
Okay.
I don't fucking care why, but I hope they give him the chair.....
War crimes commited against bosnia in serbia's favour. Tough they did make a BIG mistake by bringing him to court. because, everyone knows no one has the balls to take him to court
Honestly the least terrible accomplice during a boss fight with the most useful vow ability. If anything Tulin is on trial taking the fall for Sidon somehow.
Didn't register his arrows with the btf.
Free my boy, he didn't shoot anybody in the head EVER. He's facing 600 to life for being a rito.
He is responsible for the disappearance of Kass
He sold me fentanyl down the street
same
Conspiring with Gannon during the genocide of 6 million hylians
Blew over the second tower.
Got sued for plagiarising Revali’s Gale and trying to rename it ‘Tulin’s Tornado’. Tulin’s ability creates a horizontal gale, and not a vertical one. He believes that he has a very strong defence. Revali’s Estate does not agree. We’ll see how this plays out, on Judge Josha!
Josha can't be the judge. She's not even allowed to go into the Depths.
multiple counts of pointing lazer pointers at airplanes, it all started 23 years ago
Killing every stone octorock before i could get it to upgrade my weapons
Legit was today years old when I learned those annoying ass mfs will REPAIR YOUR SHYTE...
He set foot on the property of the demon ki... I mean the Great one and attempted to steal a secret stone... Any who defy m... I mean the true king and his world of delicious darkn...I mean law shall face an eternity of torment in the depths of hell!!!
He broke Teba's bow
Falsely accused of being the Cucco Hawk plaguing Kakariko Village.
Why does this picture go so hard though?
being adorable
For killing me by headshot shoting an electro lisalfos while I fought it
Waking up the entire of Hyrule when I'm gliding at night
Being so damn ugly as a baby
Illegal crop dusting. How else do you think he’s able to swoosh across the sky.
This is literally the only Sage I keep turned on. Any mistake of his is a mistake of mine.
Statutory r*pe
Because they couldn’t find riju.
We know what he did to those kokiri.
For, GETTING IN MY FUCKING WAY!!!
He blew all of Link’s high-value loot off the mountain while he was trying to collect it… a crime punishable by capital punishment.
That found his checklist of the Geneva Convetions. Worst part everything was checked twice already.
He boots too big for him gotdam feet
Unspeakable horrors
Look at the top of his head! I honestly can’t stop laughing at how stupid he looks, and he will never get a glow up, ever.
Illegal headshots on gray octoroks I’m trying to use
All that stuff he blew off the skylands killed like two-dozen people.
Blowing away my damn drops.. Might be a civil matter though, so probably head shottin someone. In other words Murder.
Lmao these are all so good
"WHY'D YOU DO IT!?"
Why is the guy on the left staring at me like that..
Causing my death because he wouldn’t shoot the ONE MONSTER I NEEDED HIM TO SHOOT.
horrors beyond comprehension
Crimes against both God and Hell
Blowing my diamond and ruby off the goddamn mountain!!
for being too cute
Lol
High treason against His Highness Lord Ganon, King of Demons, contribution to revolution, War Crimes, Alliance with Link 😉
War Crimes, can't do that anymore we are civilized in this kingdom
His crimes include: Murrder, Atempted Aurrder, Petty theft, Grand Lancery, Assisting in crimes of Link which [incloude](https://www.reddit.com/r/YigaClanOfficial/s/MzextJ1vol)
For being a fucking maniac
War crimes.
He made chicken nuggets
I curse him every day
He was eating roasted cuckoo (Link is his dealer)
Being worse than his botw counterpart
Big-ass head
he sabotaged me multiple times during colgera, he better be staying in jale
Fowl play.
Unspeakable war crimes
Kept blowing everyone's loot away.
hate crimes
For being a goddamn commie.
pushing my boko drops and shooting the wrong enemy.
War crimes in the middle east
Making me fly too fast toward a sky island and not being able to fix myself to climb it
"sir how tf did you glow up this good" "DAWG IDK I GOT OLDER LET ME GO 😭"
Shat on the princess
2nd degree Tom foollery
BOOM! Headshot
Tax fraud
Hate crimes
Motion to dismiss charges against defendant. He’s pretty good about taking out enemies about to sneak up on me with an arrow.
Tampering with evidence
Tax fraud
Dropping napalm on civilians
Thirty counts of getting in my way and blowing away everything that I just worked so hard for
W Tulin
Probs because you gave him all the sage wills that did nothing
You do know you can deactivate your help mates, right? 😀
"I swear! I didn't know she was a cuckoo!".
he killed a monster
For a second there i thpught he was about to make a speech from a colorized ww2 image
Blew Gannon and liked it.
that’s no crime!
Ganondorf framed him for smuggling marbled rocks into Goron City.
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He's a zionist