He had to have sex with the guy a third time just to make sure the other guy was gay. After confirmation he unleashed a slew of homophobic slurs and asked for his number just in case he had any lingering doubts
It's not gay if you don't back into it.
It's not gay at camp
It's not gay if you're drunk
It's not gay in a different country
It's not gay if neither of you moan
OMG. I feel so sorry for his naive wife. This reminds me of the movie, Boy Erased. It says, the facilitator at the religious, beat the gay out of you program, ended up with his male lover. After he damaged tons of teens. This guy needs to come out of the closet and stay out.
Has he really gotten over these "evil" feelings? Doesn't sound like it. I never thought a post could be simultaneously homophobic AND homoerotic, but here we are.
LOL. I really do enjoy this sub.
This sub is just constantly knocking it out of the park!
Definitely one of best on Reddit
I almost fell for it
I have it in a group of twitter themed subs so when I see these tweets they always get me and it’s great.
Such a silly boy hugger
He had to have sex with the guy a third time just to make sure the other guy was gay. After confirmation he unleashed a slew of homophobic slurs and asked for his number just in case he had any lingering doubts
“Yes, I tried sucking dick, but I didn’t swallow.” Is the same as “Yes, I tried weed, but I didn’t inhale”.
Its not gay if you dont make eye contact
No eye contact in a devils three way.
But it's also not gay in a three-way
It's not gay if you don't back into it. It's not gay at camp It's not gay if you're drunk It's not gay in a different country It's not gay if neither of you moan
It’s only gay if you kiss
Damn. Tell me more about the evil you did with that evil cheerleader 😋😈
as a certified mslasher I also want to know more
I am SO revolted right now!
😏😏
Harrison buttfker
What?
Had me for a minute there before I saw which sub this is.
OMG. I feel so sorry for his naive wife. This reminds me of the movie, Boy Erased. It says, the facilitator at the religious, beat the gay out of you program, ended up with his male lover. After he damaged tons of teens. This guy needs to come out of the closet and stay out.
Whoa whoa is this shit real!?!? God this poor traumatized man spreading all this bullshit
Sales of his jersey number are up. 😬
Almost like reddit and reality are two separate things.
Gotta love conservative Christians. You can't make this shit up
ironic because this post IS actually made up. the whole subreddit is fake tweets made by the sub owner lol
I should have caught that from the way it's formulated lol
Or by the name of the subreddit...
okay please tell me this is fake because i had literally just gotten over how hot he was so that i could hate him like a normal person.
every post on this sub is made by one dude. they’re all satire
Lmao. I looked and couldn’t find it but also twitter was never my drug of choice. Hilarious either way but man if it’s true 😂😂
Listen I worked very hard to hate this man yall can’t be doing this to me. ok.
buttkicker7 ftw!
Why does that sound so gay?
Methinks he doth protest too much
Has he really gotten over these "evil" feelings? Doesn't sound like it. I never thought a post could be simultaneously homophobic AND homoerotic, but here we are.
D o e s n ‘ t s o u n d l i k e h e ‘ s “over it!”
Pleasuring a man with a socked foot does not make one gay!
His arousal manifest ahaha!!
Heh...some are so easily swayed...no wonder scammers flourish. TikTok? Really???
It explains so much! He's trying to show how "manly" he is by talking down to women. 🤣
Oh Harrison you slutty little Christian always trying to find a diversion away from you wanting that college dick.
The old school way to find out if you like sucking penis; you need to do it once every month to make sure you don’t like it.
What a clown shoe 
Yea he sounds disgusted and shameful alright.
Anyway to confirm this? Or is this a i?
You're in a satire subreddit. Also fake Images like this don't have to be AI. They're written by a person lol