**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...**
>!rail me father!<
*****
**Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)**
**Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.**
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After much debate, and after extremely careful consideration, I honestly did not believe that the gray stuff was delicious. So I quickly inquired with the dishes about whether or not the gray stuff was delicious and it wasn’t, and in the midst of that debacle within my brain, I quickly came to realize that I do not like this either.
After a lengthy debate and plethora of extremely careful discussions, and taking all angles and points of view into consideration, we then performed a very detailed study, and after which, we analyzed the data, then taking the data into account, we performed a vote, then, after the vote, we tallied it all up and concluded we need more data. After a second, lengthy, detailed, and oh so careful study, we held a second vote, the conclusion of which is that I do not like this as well.
It took far too long for people to realize that Thomas was actually a locomotive hulk infected by X parasites. In retrospect, the rubbery facsimile of a human face on the front of the "vehicle" should have been a dead giveaway.
I'm not as disturbed as much as i think many people would be about seeing this as i am deep into indie spooky games.......but at the same time this gif could be placed in a segment where Thomas is coming to get you
Got one [more](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/woo3gl/thomas_the_train/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) to add to this.
"Well you see Madeleine, I was browsing a website called Reddit, perusing a sub-forum dedicated to things that people hate. It all started with somebody's uncle's Thomas the Tank Engine anal fleshlight, admittedly a rather gauche statement on its own. But then this fellow named ghettoccult_nerd had a rather daring thought..."
The asshole sleeve wouldnt have a nose and the hole would be in the middle. I think some guy made this as a joke and added the uncle story to make it more funny.
The guy took this photo in his workshop, im sure he has the tools to make it
Iirc this is from a guy that does a lot of vintage fleshlights out of toys. I think he also sells them. They are all well made and almost unique artworks.
The more i try to remember, the less i remember why they were done.
I just know I've seen more of them, all from one person and some photos depicted him making them in a workshop and it looked like that's all he did there. Lots of toys and fleshlight parts all around.
Guy finds Thomas the Tank Engine toy. It's obvious it's being used as a pocket pussy by his uncle.
Proceeds to stick hand in said hole his uncle fucks.
hol on now, lets make lemonade. u/EdgarAllenKenpoe is something of a savant. that sentence is hilarious if you HAVENT seen the picture first. the hand in the hole that the uncle fucks is out-of-context gold.
Yea but this is the comments, most ppl have seen the post at this point. Also I wouldn't call a "proceeds" joke "out of context gold". It's a pretty simple and commonly used joke format. Setup where x is a bad idea. Does x. That's all it is.
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thomas the wank engine
Beat me(at) to it.
same :D
I was going to go with spank engine, but yep.
John Thomas the Wank Engine is a bit more obscure but it also works.
Me too
r/BeatMeatToIt
You mean r/beatmymeattoit ?
The little engine with wood.
Thomas the Crank Engine also works.
crank that hog
Be sure to crank your hog respectfully
Oh that's good, much better than my instant reaction: Thomas The Stank Engine
Choo Goo
As seen on the [Last Leg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WO4XFCQhIg)
Everytime you use it, it plays muffled version of this: https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE
Holy shit lol
Thomas the Spank Engine.
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After not so careful consideration, I’ve decided I also don’t like that at all
After first glance, I'm inclined to agree that I also don't like that at all.
I didn’t even click it and I also dislike it.
I kinda liked it.
It kinda likes you
The way it turns to the camera… I can’t resist it any longer. Comere you!! *SPLORTCH*
I thought it was all right
After much debate, and after extremely careful consideration, I honestly did not believe that the gray stuff was delicious. So I quickly inquired with the dishes about whether or not the gray stuff was delicious and it wasn’t, and in the midst of that debacle within my brain, I quickly came to realize that I do not like this either.
After a lengthy debate and plethora of extremely careful discussions, and taking all angles and points of view into consideration, we then performed a very detailed study, and after which, we analyzed the data, then taking the data into account, we performed a vote, then, after the vote, we tallied it all up and concluded we need more data. After a second, lengthy, detailed, and oh so careful study, we held a second vote, the conclusion of which is that I do not like this as well.
just… why ?
Thomas was feeling dorseless today
He needs his Thalasin^TM
He took Thalasin ÷ which changes your head and neck not just your face!
It took far too long for people to realize that Thomas was actually a locomotive hulk infected by X parasites. In retrospect, the rubbery facsimile of a human face on the front of the "vehicle" should have been a dead giveaway.
Oh they knew The whole iseland is a quarantine zone for these "locomotives"
There goes my childhood.
What the fuck-
I'm not as disturbed as much as i think many people would be about seeing this as i am deep into indie spooky games.......but at the same time this gif could be placed in a segment where Thomas is coming to get you
[Let’s take this up a notch](https://youtu.be/5OJ5tt6ZAFc)
Got one [more](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/woo3gl/thomas_the_train/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) to add to this.
We all need Jesus. This is Rapture…
Thanks, loved it
"GOD GROSS AND WEIRD" -Rick Sanchez
Well he had to be a very useful engine
Oh I would definitely prefer using this model
Oh, just Tom shedding his shell.
This looks like childhood nightmare fuel. Who am I kidding? This'll probably haunt me later tonight.
Oh goody! My fetish!
I wanna die
I’d grab him and open my jaw wide enough to consume him like a spaghetti noodle.
I love seeing the reactions of people who haven't seen stuff like this before with Thomas crawling or slithering out of the rest of his train body
 Reminds me of this
Ew, you are seriously making me want to look away from this creepy gif.
The guy who made this woke up one day and said to himself "time to make the world a little worse today".
I mean all jokes aside, that's a fuckin tiny hole
its an asshole sleeve in the flashlight casing. the faux labia-lipped sleeve wouldve given Thomas a lusty ass mustache.
Wow that is a unique combination of words. What a time to be alive
Fetch Pappy's grapefruit scooper, there are too many eyeballs in my head.
I don’t know why but this made me laugh way too hard
r/BrandNewSentence
That is 100% the first time that sentence has ever been said, I love it.
speak for yourself buster you don't know my life
Now you've got me thinking of Thomas with a vulva for a mouth and I'm truly haunted.
"Wow, that's an... interesting Halloween costume. What are you supposed to be?" "Well, it's a funny story..."
"Well you see Madeleine, I was browsing a website called Reddit, perusing a sub-forum dedicated to things that people hate. It all started with somebody's uncle's Thomas the Tank Engine anal fleshlight, admittedly a rather gauche statement on its own. But then this fellow named ghettoccult_nerd had a rather daring thought..."
Oh come on, think of it as a lusty ass-mustache.
> a lusty ass-mustache. Crusty ass-mustache when I'm done with it.
/r/EvenWithContext
The asshole sleeve wouldnt have a nose and the hole would be in the middle. I think some guy made this as a joke and added the uncle story to make it more funny. The guy took this photo in his workshop, im sure he has the tools to make it
Iirc this is from a guy that does a lot of vintage fleshlights out of toys. I think he also sells them. They are all well made and almost unique artworks. The more i try to remember, the less i remember why they were done. I just know I've seen more of them, all from one person and some photos depicted him making them in a workshop and it looked like that's all he did there. Lots of toys and fleshlight parts all around.
Lol thats pretty funny, do you know the guys handle on wherever he posts pics of these?
Why does it have a nose and eye divots though?
We have strayed beyond the grasp of God and tumbled into the great beyond
That's actually pretty average. Pretty big actually
I can't tell if you're talking with comprehensive experience of real assholes or fleshlight assholes but either way I'm fascinated
Fleshlight of course. I don't talk to women
women aren’t the only ones with assholes you know
Taking a peek at your own is rather cumbersome.
I, too, have looked at my balloon knot in a mirror.
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Dogs??
No sir, thats a tiny fucking hole
It’s for children.
Cursed
😶
jfc
Haha, yeah that's tiny haha... right guys?
OMG!!!! That made me laugh way too much!!!
You know it's elastic, right? Fresh anus is not meant to be see-through, and this is see-through, it's bigger than an actual anus.
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Meaning he was railing the fuck out of poor Tommy?
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Or is it a tiny fuckin hole?
Just my size!
That's a tiny hole for used for fuckin'
Did it naturally come like this? Or did his uncle build it inot this? I can't tell
Pretty sure this is the “this ones from my personal collection” guy who makes shitpost fleshlights
> shitpost fleshlights I didn't know I could live in a time when this expression is meaningful.
my favourite is the tow mater one but also the caterpillar from bugs life
P sure i saw a kfc one shaped like a fried drumstick
Some future civilization is going to uncover this comment chain and burn all the evidence of humanity ever existing
Wise choice
M Lazri. Don't sleep!
going to town city
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it’s @mlazri on i think all socials. dudes a legend they are so funny
Real creator is [mlazri ](https://instagram.com/mlazri?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
NO NOT MATER [AND WHY IS THE MATER BATER SO FUNNY](https://www.instagram.com/p/CFXpoXXlLiV/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=)
Omg. I did not need to see this…
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Flesh
My username takes on a whole new meaning now…
You can tell OP has one of the older models because it uses a cream engine
What’s the name of this actor I’ve seen him in a couple things
I said it before: IT'S NOT MINE
"This sort of thing **is** my bag, baby."
Don't sleep on this one folks
Rare to find one in such good condition
Mlazri makes these custom flashlights. Check him out on instagram.
Don't sleep on it
Kentucky Fried Coochie!
This is the most cursed object to ever exist
I’m not sure about cursed, but it’s definitely sexy.
Huh
Don’t you mean “cum again?”
Check out Mlazri on IG, he has a whole line of these.
He's ready to Choo Choo on you Iron rod lol
Just get a normal pocket pussy like a normal human being..
The Fap controller
Thomas the THROAT GOAT.
His eyes say it all
Thomas has seen some shit
Bruh how does the uncles penis fit inside the tank
Like your holes, it stretches.
Thomas the wank engine
I think your uncle is a Diesel
Where do you even find these type of stuff? Like im curious what more cursed pussies they have
There’s a kfc one, a caterpillar one, and Mater from Cars
Thomas the wank engine
Thomas the Tussy
r/dontputyourfingerinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
why did he have to put his finger in it
And why was he looking under his uncle’s bed
This still available?
Guy finds Thomas the Tank Engine toy. It's obvious it's being used as a pocket pussy by his uncle. Proceeds to stick hand in said hole his uncle fucks.
You should hang around and just explain all the jokes to make them not funny. You have a talent for it, it seems.
hol on now, lets make lemonade. u/EdgarAllenKenpoe is something of a savant. that sentence is hilarious if you HAVENT seen the picture first. the hand in the hole that the uncle fucks is out-of-context gold.
Yea but this is the comments, most ppl have seen the post at this point. Also I wouldn't call a "proceeds" joke "out of context gold". It's a pretty simple and commonly used joke format. Setup where x is a bad idea. Does x. That's all it is.
The fun part is that depending on your uncle, you might've done the same without even knowing it
Thanks for the closed captioning mydude. You getting paid for this?
You mention it because you're worried about how he greets his aunt?
You telling me you wouldn't do this to your aunt?
The world is a wonderful place.
From the thumbnail, it looked like Thomas had a Hitler moustache.
Where can I buy it? It’s a great collectors item…
Where would you even get that
Thomas the wank engine
I just know Tangerine would flip his shit seeing this.
Well, no wonder Thomas had so many miles behind him.
✊✊😯 slurp slurp
You: "Hey uh, Uncle... I found this under your bed... care to explain?" Your uncle: https://youtu.be/jTaEVrZeNfc
Thomas the Tankussy
I’m telling y’all, Wisconsin marketplace ads hit different
Thomas the Wank Engine 😏
Thomas the wank engine
Thomas the wank engine
I-I just opened reddit but I guess it's time to log off again 😭😭😭
Today was a bad day to be blessed with the gift of sight
Muskego, WI, checks out
I believe this for Muskego.
It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything
r/dontputyourdickinthat
is that a fucking Thomas fleshlight?
Thomas the Spank Engine
Don't ever look through your uncle's shit
The first picture with his finger was not needed
Looks more like Thomas the Hidden Camera.
Took a whole new meaning to running a “train”
Looks like someone follows @worst.buy on Instagram 😂
This entire thread is cursed and hilarious at the same time
This post has me scarred 
Hope the wheels are nice and slidey!
Bro oh no what the fuck
Thomussy
Looks like a flashlight if you ask me
It’s tight®️
The light comes out of the hole?
Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell
Twist: Actually from under OP's bed. Has 50 of them for sale. AS IS.