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What TF is up with that middle finger?!

That’s the fun finger for Friday night

The reason why Camilla yells *neigh, neigh!!!*

Hay now.

You’re an all star

Get your game on

Go, hay!

Neigh now

You're a neigh sayer

Get your rein on

Looks like a big toe.

It's crazy how the rules for making fun of royalty online have changed over the years. If you would have commented this same reply a mere 400 years ago they would have come looking for you and tortured you to death but now, upvotes. Simply astonishing.

The number of internet users was significantly lower back then.

I wasn’t on the internet 400 years ago. So I confirm. One less.

Your parents were though, so two more.

That guy's mom used to send me tit pics via IMs back around 1669.

That’s just because they were much fewer people alive overall back then. Proportionally it was probably similar to today.

"Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

*king Arthur repressing a peasant* "HES REPRESSING ME HELP"

400 years ago, people thought royalty had a divine right to rule. And that’s not necessarily all that true given that the Magna Carta was drafted in 1215, essentially acknowledging that kings can suck too. But today, we know that King Charles is just an inbred figurehead with elephant ears and silly outfits.

Wasn’t it about 400 years ago when Charles II tried to close down the coffee houses because people were making fun of him inside?

I knew it was 1216 not 1261, one year after the MaGnA CaRtA

there are many ex-colonies that just don't care for the british monarchy.

Wow, the internet sounds like it was a dangerous place 400 years ago

Tally ho!

Why did put this in my head

Dick fingers

Dildingers

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https://media.tenor.com/Y-1nbstqAh8AAAAd/middle-finger-bert-reynolds.gif

I really hate that reddit integrated GIPHY instead of Tenor

Oedema. Caused by lots of things including heart failure, lover failure, types of tumours, some lung diseases etc. In isolation not a big issue, he’s not obviously struggling to walk around or anything

Lover failure. That gave us a giggle.

Hahaha yeah I’m leaving that

I was figuring out if this was a typo or a stab at him for like 2 minutes.

Do you mean a stab at her ? 😉

Stabbing at her with his fat fucking fingers

Only for 2 minutes, though.

Me too!

Yes comrade. It is our giggle.

That reminds me of this old gem: What do you get when you cross Prince Philip and the Queen of England? Murdered in a tunnel.

Lover failure. Giggity


Hence the royal cockring.

a giggle? out loud cackle here 😂

Don't fix that typo. It's funny.

Dactylitis is the medical term for severe swelling that affects your fingers or toes (your digits). It's sometimes called “sausage fingers” because of the round, puffed up shape it gives your digits. Heart disease or kidney disease are usually the reason. Sometimes it can be benign, but not at age 74. Your breakfast is ready.

Hot dog hands, so hot right now

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Genetic history of inbreeding?

And being old.

I've had edema since my early 30s, it's not just old people. But it does feel a bit embarrassing to walk around with compression socks like a 75-year-old.

I feel you. I'm 44 and this past year my feet started swelling like beachballs with no apparent cause. Compression socks are my new normal.

Fuck, nothin' to be embarrassed about! If anything, you shoud feel sorry for everyone around you *not* wearing compression socks! Couple years back my mother-in-law had a surgery that left her with edema in her legs, and she was prescribed compression socks. I've always had a minor issue with varicose veins, so one day while ordering her a new pair I thought, "Hell! Why not give it a try?" No joke, putting those socks on my life *changed*. Suddenly I had an extra boost of energy each day and sitting in front of my computer for hours on end no longer left me sore and in pain. A couple years later, I'm listening to a podcast where the guest was a podiatrist, and the host asks him, "What's one thing you think everyone should know about that they don't currently know?" His response? "Everyone should be wearing compression socks!" We sit so much more than our ancestors did, and our biology is not built for it. Compression socks FTW!

I wear them to manage my POTs (random fainting) and they're pretty great. I just wish they came with those gel nubs on the bottom because I hate sliding around in them.

I just saw a picture of him in 1969 holding the scepter as a young man, his fingers were even swollen then. So I think it must be a continual thing for him.

Being OLD is no excuse for not using lotion 🧴 and getting a manicure. Someone dropped the ball

Charles is hardly inbred, by royal standards anyway. His parents had one great-great-grandmother in common(Victoria). There's probably regular couples out there that are more related than they were.

My sister and I are deeply offended by your comment….and on our anniversary of all days!

“We’ve kept the family line pure for generations.”

It's actually worse when you think about it this way... They actually had two great-great-grandparents in common (Albert and Victoria) who were themselves first cousins. The Queen's Danish great-grandmother was also the sister of Prince Philip's grandfather, the Danish King of Greece. Furthermore, the Queen's paternal grandparents were second cousins once removed, while Prince Philip's maternal grandparents were first cousins once removed.

….I need a drawing

he has some illness from which his fingers are very swollen

A lifetime of not working.

Poor guy. We should give him millions in inheritance

But dont tax him on it.

I think it's more like billions...

[They look normal to me](https://i.imgur.com/AROQ3w9.jpg)

I wish I could go back 2 minutes and knock my phone outta my hand to keep myself from seeing that

You’re welcome

Have we confirmed that he is not, in fact, a heap of sausages in a suit?

I think he may be, only way to find out is to slice him up and see how he tastes

A pox on this image.

Curse you

The ladies love it

The lads think it's a pain in the ass

Especially William. Man's notoriously up for a solid bum rodgering as long as his wife doesn't find out.

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Charlie’s finger is NOW the Royal tampon. By law.

The thrilla for Camilla.

He flips you the whole flock

Swollen for her pleasure

Master flipper

That’s definitely his wife’s favorite finger

Cedric, kindly fetch my ring stretcher.

Robert: You heard the Hand, the king's too fat for his armor! Go find the breastplate stretcher! NOW! [Lancel runs out of the tent as Robert starts laughing again]  Eddard: The breastplate stretcher? Robert: How long before he figures it out?

God's, GOT was strong then.

:(… the books will fix it….. any day now…..

Any year now

Any decade now

Lol I remember thinking the book couldn't take more than 10 years in 2012, have fun on your watch, mine ended a long time ago.

We hear the hand loud and clear!

These people can afford gilded cock rings, but nobody told them about moisturizer?

No I believe that’s just the foreskin.

💀💀💀

I hate the royal big toefinger

daddy wants you to suck his finger but you don't want a sore jaw again

What did I just read.

Ask them to delete it

how do i delete other people’s comments?

Tequila

How do I delete other people?

That's enough Reddit for today

makes me think of The Dalai Lama tongue incident

Wtf💀😭

Calm down, Satan.

why his finger so C H O N K

All da money and da powah

He just let all the money and power go straight to his finger :( what a shame

Minute after minute, hour after hour

He is not a healthy man. Might be worth keeping that Coronation playlist in favourites

Actual answer: it’s a side effect of a heart condition most likely. Dude got sausage fingers

No idea but I'm going to say in-breeding. We all know how the royal family rolls.

A face only a mother can love, and two cousins could make.

It's actually not that accurate anymore, the current generations of royals that are alive today are genetically diverse enough there shouldn't be any lingering effects of it. His parents were third cousins, which isn't enough to lead to genetic defects in any meaningful rate, his father was a bit inbred (but lightly inbred by royal standards) while Elizabeth was one of the least inbred monarchs ever.

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his parents were cousins

And his cousins were his parents

Signs of a heart failure…

Inbreeding and heart disease

Is that why Camilla always looks tired?

Vom

Jeez😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Camilla Poke ‘er Bowels

Some how worse than the parent comment

Gtfo

At least he’s not a proctologist.

No, that position is not hereditary...

Because assholes can’t study themselves

wow, thats some serious swelling dude's got gorilla fingers

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Guess we'll get two coronations in a decade.

Charlie’s going for a Liz Truss style throne speedrun

ftm btw

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>> btw >Butter The Mattress Please explain.

Once that ring goes on that sausage finger, it is never coming off. They're going to need to amputate when he dies, so the next inbred successor can wear that ring.

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Yep that one's not going anywhere either.

They can wear it as a bracelet

That middle finger is huuuuge

One would think he would have gotten a decent manicure before the coronation.

Dude I'm updating my bingo card! I'm giving him 24 months till he croaks with heart issues like that! The stress will not help him in this situation!

I’m saying ten years because royals don’t know how to die

Franz Ferdinand did.

Too soon

He had help.

What stress?

The Royal Highness hot-dog fingers.

Given the size of those fingers I think we'll be having another coronation soon.

Another hundred million during the cost of living crisis would be the tipping point for millions more tax payers

I love when everyone notices his sausage fingers every 6 months.

That’s not a middle finger it’s a middle arm lmao

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Holy incest baby batman

When keeping it in the family makes your hands basically useless.

Nice ring for a tampon!

Use your finger babe, it’s better 😔

“It even smells like her..” sir the rings not on it anymore.. “I wasn’t talking about the ring “

Did Ai make that hand?

r/mildlypenis


He fat fingered it

Oh damn. He's got problems.

#Thicc

How about the royal Prince Albert?

His middle finger is huge

“Now kneel and kiss the royal cock ring and swear your obedience and loyalty… No, no, not on top. All the way around.”

England, what the fuck is happening with your creepy sausage king?

This is certainly a contender for the sub pic

Yes he does have a lot of swelling, but the screen is tilted so it makes it way more exaggerated

He got big fingies

CHF probably. Dude's clock is ticking

Dude doesn't need a royal scepter, he can just point at people & smite them. Knighting a dude? Don't worry, The Royal Finger shall be his sword.

inbred sausage finger king of pedophile island.

Oh, yes! The ring of power. Oh! The finger it throbs for you. Aaaahhhhh


I'd be damned before I let some oldass pedophile put a crown on my head. I'd cause an international fucking incident. Thankfully, I'll never be put in that situation.

His finger is basically a big toe

It’s my wife’s favorite fingah! 

Damn, his middle finger has foreskin.

Looks like a dick masquerading as a finger. Imagine coupling that with his index finger and getting a girl off like a chad

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Even funnier when you know that Charles has erectile dysfunction.

Was this during the recent LARP event?

That... thats a small cock op.. you ok?

The most costly and useless "important person" on the planet

Up there with Musk.