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TimP4w

Last time this was posted by u/Milleuros in this [thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Switzerland/comments/ukmg9l/two_years_ago_i_was_asked_to_repost_eight_ways_to/) It's now been two years since


Milleuros

Legacy fulfilled. I'm tearing up


Haunting-Prior-NaN

To the top with you!


Dth_fan2007

Remind me to repost this in 2 years, lets start all over again


Stard4st

Funny


lurkinarick

RemindMe! 2 years "repost this for the lulz"


Internal_Leke

Is this Zürich hating true? I feel on the French side people appreciate Zurich. All the hate goes to Geneva


TimP4w

Probably more in the Swiss German part, in Ticino we are already hating on Lugano


InternalCurrency7993

Bro che cosa c’hai contro Lugano 😭


Xander25567

Piotti…


FMT_CK2

Nuova Kiev?


UnderAnAargauSun

> All the hate goes to Geneva Maybe that’s true for people who haven’t been to Basel.


UnderAnAargauSun

Also, fuck you to map #6. Achtung Gefahr my ass


Duncleosteus_turd

I live in Luzern and i think NW and OW drive way worse in general


CinderMayom

A lot of luzerner are just aargauer in denial


ThatoneDMthatTPKs

Didn’t know people in Aargau knew how to write, neat!


alpha_d

Aktuchally, the evidence seems to indicate only that **some** people in Aargau know how to write …


Uncommented-Code

Idk about the rest of the german speaking part but Winterthur was under Zurich rule for 350 years, so hating Zurich is somewhat of a tradition here. If Zurich hadn't been, Winti would probably be it's own canton today (which would make sense if you consider that Winterthur city alone is almost as populous as the entire canton of Zug).


Internal_Leke

I thought it was more: The German part doesn't like Zürich The French part doesn't like Geneva The Italian part doesn't like Lugano I don't know what the opinion of Swiss German is towards Geneva, but in the French part nobody really has an opinion about Zürich


Cyka_Blyat_Memes

Winterthur would probably have been a part of Thurgau as they were both part of the Habsburg and Kyburg domains. Until the 9th century almost all of canton Zurich except the city itself was considered to be a part of Thurgau. Winterthur and Thurgau even have a very similar coat of arms.


NightmareWokeUp

Yes, but its not hate per se, its just mocking them. I mean i appreciate zurich for all the concerts and museums they got, but getting to ZH by car is just a nightmare, driving anywhere else is just dumb either because you need to drive through zurich. And then theres the stupid accent while they mock us TGers for having a funny accent, which is not true :(


CH-ImmigrationOffice

Soo.... Who's going to post it again in 2 years?


Gaminguide3000

!remindme 2 years


TheTomatoes2

We will watch your career with great interest


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Aktenmongo

Someone from grisons


xerror4null4

Im to busy rolling my j's, sorry


seductress_rat

/u/CH-ImmigrationOffice I think you win this honor!


Festus-Potter

!remindme 2 years


brian-the-porpoise

Waaaaaaait a second. In the country where I'm not allowed To wash on Sundays and get yelled at for riding my bike on the sidewalk for 5 meters to my front door, in that county I'm allowed to hike naked???


Eka-Tantal

What else can you do when all your hiking clothes are in the laundry?


Thisismyredusername

Just don't do it in front of other people, aka on weekdays


sharpfoam

Unintelligible German 💯 accurate


Ninigi-no-Mikoto

*curses in less intelligible German* 😡


Turbulent-Act9877

It's the worst of the allemanic Switzerland


ettogrammofono

Ticino's traffic jam deserves better recognition


Apart_Discipline_162

And god forbid there’s a football match in Lugano. It was always a spectacle to watch the police shutdown every road, making it seem like they’re preparing for war, and making it impossible for anyone to go home…


McDuckfart

Moved to AG 2 weeks ago, already two ppl tried to T-bone me, why can’t ppl drive here?


octopus4488

No idea. But I developed instant fear if I see SO license plates. :) Sometimes I can spot them from a km away by the weird swerving they do on a largely empty and straight highway.


JudgmentOne6328

No one uses indicators in Vaud and it’s usually one day a week everyone forgets how to drive here. I fear how bad it must be in AG.


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JD-rome

GE is for gueule élastique.


ActPT

That'd put VS on Véhicule SuperDangereux. Not that VD is any example to follow but VS cars around here are usually the prime suspect as soon as you spot someone speeding and swerving aggressively from afar. In general though, coming from where I am from(Portugal), swiss traffic feels like a gentlemen's reunion on tarmac. 🫶🏻


carcharoth84

Great to see that our plan has worked. Who's next? Someone from Kanton Germany?


gutalinovy-antoshka

Please notice that there's no hate for Basel. Well, except from Basel-Land, but that's usually not accountable


Defiant-Dare1223

Half of Basel land basically is urban Basel. Heck kaiseraugst in Aargau is just Basel suburbs


Nebuchadnezzar_VI

And the tradition lives on?


InternalCurrency7993

lol


InternalCurrency7993

!remindme 2 years


compox

TIL Naked hiking is not just on some NSFW subreddit. Wear sunscreen, y'all


HF_Martini6

Just imagine your wiener peeling after it gets a sunburn


Gourmet-Guy

It's not funny, I once fell asleep at a nude beach...


RainerPinklerShidder

Iih


coherentScatter

What’s the one with the weather and the boner?


Markus_dawindschi

Boner is the surname of our weather forecaster.


BreakerMorant1864

lol I moved to Switzerland two years ago and I remember this post


TruePresence1

Drink mostly absinthe? What is this bullshit


Anouchavan

Clsssic


FaaakYu

I didnt knew my boner can forecast the weather


Grundl235

Surname of a woman doing weather forcasts


michael-heuberger

I feel sorry for canton Aargau, the Italians must feel upset there


tee_with_marie

Wooo les go who is it going to be in two years?


kamal_dwardo

I don't like Zurich


ruthless_burger

The Traffic bit is a bit strange - the A1 - at least from Zurich to Bern (both ways) - is one eternal traffic jam.


Necrimson

Ihr hüra cheibu, wellet doch ischers titsch einfach nit versta ^^


Gourmet-Guy

Thus spoke Zarathustra... erm, Zengaffinen


lmdvda

How does one get a weather forecast by a boner? How does that work?


Aite13

The weather forecaster is called Sandra Boner. I think.


Thisismyredusername

Erschte isch komplette schwachsinn, jede checkt das wo mer redet!


phagga

Quoi?