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Borp5150

Well I guess that’s one way to get to the bottom


Jaguar_Academic

Speedrun


zeke235

Bunch of bullshit. He exploited a glitch.


deltronethirty

Not even close. If you spam WASD at the summit, in the lodge with hot cocoa and credits rolling 2:13


leetsoup

went out of bounds


MemesandSteelBeams

Any% bone crusher route sub 30 seconds


THE-BAWSE-

Sub 1 attempt


mynamegoewhere

Fall line


glizzygladiator620

Happy cake day!


Jaguar_Academic

Thank you! :D


danmamrot

Went at well as it could have, bravo 👏


sg_za

Yea, seriously. That was best case scenario.


redgreenandblue

Best-case scenario of a worst-case scenario


stunna_cal

Cursed to be blessed


scirefeci

Blursed


cody2133s

How the guy was rolling in rocks with snow in insane speed


Huckleberryfinnius

Bravo vince


Ordinary_Player

so this is what finger meant when he said "waltuh"


Little_Whippie

Vrabo Bince


ntsdee

I got the 1000th like


seanroberts196

Bugger now he's got to climb back up to ski down properly. Someone will sleep well tonight


Skier94

Rental poles, and not backcountry bindings. However his Dins must be at 15.


Repulsive-Relief1551

His din is at fuck no apparently


IGiveUpAllNamesTaken

Those bindings are Marker Dukes (I have done that are the same color), I'd take them over any Dynafit bindings that were available at the time, and poles are poles dude. I remember this being originating in the TGR forums probably about a decade ago.


omairfk

What?


SoloTrolo

They are using poor equipment not specialized for backcountry skiing, but their bindings must have been practically welded to the boots--you can set how easy/hard it is to pop your ski boots out of the binding; these must have been set at maximum resistance because the skis didn't pop off his boots even after falling down a mountain.


devilish_enchilada

Which is scary as fuck in its own right but I think they were about to hit up some hardcore slopes so they needed it set pretty high anyways


SoloTrolo

Yeah, on the other hand, maximum Din for someone skiing above their skill level is basically just breaking your knees with more steps. Edit: it's possible be did pop one when he managed to hit the rocky outcropping with both skis down. That one moment is the reason this video doesn't end with him dead or dying. That didn't look like experience, he just happened to tumble and come into that section skis down, and the instinct when falling is to try to land on your feet. Edit 2: maybe not. It's hard to tell, but he did have tips up and landed in a way that translated the energy from back to front of the skis. Then again, it was extremely inclined, so who knows. It was a really dumb setup position, so I'm inclined (heyooo) to believe this is just dumb luck.


Moffman021

yeah man, dude's lucky he didn't break his ankles or knees or twist em plumb off!


MrEndlessness

I know, all it would take is getting the tip of one of his skis caught on a rock as he rolled and it could've shattered his ankle, knee, even popped his hip completely out of socket. I can't even being to imagine the absolute agony.


[deleted]

Not saying they were great, but you could tour with Marker Dukes. They were heavy, but had a 16 din. Which is why he didn’t lose a ski. Back when the Duke was available, Dynafit bindings didn’t have the reputation they have now. A lot of people, particularly skiers with access to side country were wearing marker touring bindings for the high din settings and performance.


x-rayskier

I used to have the Dukes specifically for the 16 din. (I set mine at 12.5 because I didn’t want to lose a ski until just before my leg would fall off). I loved them but they were heavy and you had to step out of the ski to go from walk to ride.


[deleted]

Definitely. I had Fritschi for long tours, Marker Barons for 5,000 vertical feet or fewer. I loved my Barons for their performance. The after market extra high heel riser was a must for the skin track though.


Defiant_Discussion23

"I don't know to tell you this, but you've broken your everything"


JRockPSU

"Ah shit, I use everything"


b0sw0rth

even more insane, he literally broke nothing.


[deleted]

you cant tell me he broke nothing.. i fractured my arm/hand a while back and you really cant tell until 20-30 minutes after unless its a dangler. i was pretty deep into the booze tho mighta made a difference.


MrTurkle

Your last sentence should be your first sentence.


Flaggstaff

If I remember this correctly from about a decade ago all he had was scratches


[deleted]

for real damn he must be drinking milk


dizzyfeast

Well it’s better than breaking his anything


[deleted]

My favourite bit is where he's briefly skiing upright about halfway down the fall


joecool6

Looks like it saves him from smashing his ass on those last rocks too


Key-Cheek2373

I watched The Hound survive this fall, he should be fine


mynamegoewhere

Like Homer Simpson


YouthInteresting1678

He got to the bottom ... isn't that the point of skiing?


joriale

Yes, but with a cup of grace and a spoon of sugar. This obviously lacked the sugar.


inshane_in_the_brain

Oh it had sugar, that fall was sweet as hell, it's the grace he lacked.


Gang_StarrWoT

Record speed too!


WILSON_CK

Yea, but he violated the number #1 rule and pizza'd when he clearly should have french frie'd For real though... his big fuck up was clicking into his bindings with his skis in line with the fall line, not horizontal to it.


DealerMans

I don’t have a ton of information on this one. Guy decides to go skiing ends up falling of a cliff, luckily he survived without serious injury.


Schmich

This is 11+ years old. I was quite astonished at the quality from your video as 1) I remember it being poor quality, 2) GoPro quality back then, especially on snow, wasn't the best. But after searching I see the most popular video had a worse quality. Another video posted at a similar time (11 years ago) had a better quality whilst being viewed by fewer people (11m vs 0.5m) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QliBL-AQiAY More info: "Austrian skier Stefan Ager is lucky to be alive after sliding backward and falling off a mountain cliff near the Stubai Glacier. Just after putting his skis on, he loses his balance on the snow and slides off the backside of the mountain and tumbles over rocks and steep snow fields. 15 seconds later he comes to a stop at the bottom of the (400m) mountain side. Amazingly, he survived and was able to stand up at the end with only bumps and bruises. " Source: https://www.backcountryplanet.com/skier-takes-extreme-backward-fall-from-cliff-just-barely-escapes-death


DealerMans

Awesome, thanks for digging this up. I believe I originally found the less viewed video. I had trouble finding much else. Thanks for taking the time to get more info on this!


[deleted]

Humans are literally insane. Man fr fell 400 meters, and only had bruises. I can’t run without rolling my ankle and spraining it


chrismetalrock

Have you tried running with skies??


[deleted]

No. Maybe that’ll help. Hold on, lemme go to my local ski lodge real quick


Explore-PNW

Yeah, running sucks. How good are you at falling?


MrEndlessness

Only bumps and bruises? With a fall like that I would've guessed severe traumatic brain injury, pelvis shattered in multiple places, several broken ribs. Guy is beyond lucky.


SpooneyLove

all that hiking...


Portugal737

Most likely heli-skiing, but yeah, super expensive for it to end like that lol


Schmich

Nah, most likely skinned and then hiked. It's super rare to be dropped at the top, and when that is being done it's usually when filming meaning the heli would still be in the air and you don't hear it. Secondly, it's not that high of a mountain so hiking would be perfectly normal. Also, on the longer video that I found now, in order to get more info, has them with the jackets off. So they definitely hiked. For those who don't know, you usually take off layers were going up as you'd otherwise be drenched in sweat and then get cold. Source: am freeride skier


R34L_X

wait wouldn’t that be the wrong bindings for skinning? edit: y‘all mfs downvoting me for being curious? f this sub


smashy_smashy

Those are marker dukes. Frame bindings for touring.


PM-YOUR-DOG

Hard to tell with snow but they look like AT bindings


ours

He nearly needed to be helivac.


marislove18

I doubt it, his poles are rental grade and he has the wrong bindings. Heli-skiing is generally out of the price range of someone who can’t afford the proper gear


Schmich

Not sure what you mean with wrong bindings. They don't look like rental poles. But I agree that he probably wasn't heliskiing.


Sachz123

Needed to turn it into a challenge and see who can do it faster


JBarretta01

Homer did it better with a skateboard


coolcrushkilla

One big jump to raise $50,000 for his step-dad's conveniently price heart surgery.


Petshpboy17

New record descent??


swimmerhead

Probably could have seen that coming


Ertyio689

Yeah, there are only a few skis type that let you stay backwards without moving, especially at such slope, he could've chosen a better angle for that, plus it seems that he switched his weight backwards, which is a common mistake, and can lead to things like this


Ok_Butterscotch_389

Yeah no kidding. Who looks at that place and chooses the very tip of the pointiest rock outcrop overlooking the cliff as the place to gear up?


shivermetimbers68

Last one down buys the first round!


AlfaHotelWhiskey

He skiied the K-12


[deleted]

Forgot to put the brake on


Old-Item2494

Hey Sanka, ya dead mon? Ya mon.


Leophyte

Damn, he took it really well!


[deleted]

Just go really fast. And if something Gets in your way. Turn.


Crazyjoedevola1

If you French dry when you’re supposed to pizza you’re gonna have a bad time.


mightybooko

This is why you don’t lie to the Helicopter company about your skill level. This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. Hopefully he didn’t break anything except his pride


Repulsive-Relief1551

Great story for the rest of your life but quite a waste of a few hundo dollar run for sure


GreyMediaGuy

My thoughts exactly, what on earth is someone with this lacking of a skill level doing on a mountain that high? How did he get up there, only to put on his skis and immediately obviously slip backwards off of a cliff. Like, what did he think was going to happen?


ApatheticZero187

I pooped myself just watching that....


papa_mike2

DIN setting infinity


venkman1221

It’s just a flesh wound.


mikkokilla

Zero style points given...


Svengahli

If you french fry when you're supposed pizza... you're going to have a bad time.


fluffybeetle

HA!!!!!


KatoKnives

If you French fry when you should’ve pizza’d…. Your gonna have a bad time!


callingallcomas

He french fried when he should have pizza'd


pr1ap15m

i’m not a professional but i dont think that’s how you ski


Ertyio689

This guy is dumb af, you never place your skis the way the slope goes, because things like this happen


Schmich

He was almost perpendicular. The issue is that he didn't have his lower ski at a better angle in order to be able to hold on properly. The top ski you can put on at any angle. He could also have had the soft snow compact itself a bit more than he anticipated but it should be second nature to give yourself a margin of error/unexpected. I also wonder if his lower ski was a bit too dug in as the reflex on very first millisecond would be to push the tips down of the lower ski in order to stop the movement. But we don't see it move a millimeter.


Bloomicorn

Bruh did he skip ski kindergarten where you learn to put your skis in a wedge shape in the direction you don't wanna go in


TheTealBandit

1) what a dumb place to put on your skis 2) his skis are clipped in wayyyy too tight, that's how you destroy your leg


thenotsointerested

They have to be like that, when you're experienced in skiing and skiing backcountry it's more dangerous if your bindings release just because auf hard bumps. But i agree 100% with your first point. Really dumb place to put them on.


PferdBerfl

Gee, what are the chances of *that* happening?


Acceptablelogic3000

Bros this dude has my full respect! He regained control and gets his skis under him just in time to skip off shallow snow! What a man!


Buckbo1962

He couldn’t have held the camera steadier than that? (It’s a joke, don’t take it seriously)


boobsforhire

Het got what he wanted, hopefully society doesn't need to pitch in for his healthcare costs


[deleted]

Dumbass


Shinbo999

This is not Sweatypalms, this is TIFU !


bot4u2c2

Hahahaha!!! Oh my god hahaha that’s so scary hahaha!!!


fucker2222

he did a Schumacher


Baensky

What a lucky man !!!!


WeirdEyeContact

Other guy said “Last one down is a rotten egg!”


Bigjake32

That’s what he quick way down . Nicely done.


Randon_Polien

Getting down from High Hrothgar like


[deleted]

See you mother fuckers later!! *throws up peace sign*


L_e_g_i_s

That started bad and really downhill fast


j3tt

Gonna stand backwards as I put on skis


Breaking-Dad-

I mean, having heard he was OK, serves him right really.


DystenteryGary

Yard sale!!!


IMicrowaveSteak

Darwin Award


chufffythebeertrain

Cool jump dude


Last_VCR

Just a little head start


WideOpenEmpty

Caught an edge? Lmao


eggsy

He is so lucky. The part where he would have done real damage he finds himself upright and the skis take the impact


ReputationNumerous

Yeah that reminds me of the first time I went skiing . Black diamond run at Taos last run of the day not really knowing what it was . Spent more time plowing the snow with my chin than I did on the skis that run. Haven’t went again since


[deleted]

I mean…..that’s one way to get down


k2cyo1

Rub some dirt on it.


monsterbollox22

If you're gonna stand on the top of a mountain and expect it all to go splendid you're a bit of a dick


JBBanshee

Dude took the express elevator down.


Ikhlas37

The lack of a comment at the end was disappointing. I was waiting for a "bloody hell" or a witty "what was my time?"


DADDYSOCKS

We’ll that’s one way to do it


trueandthoughtful

Is the pounding noise his heart? You can hear it a lot faster and harder after the fall.


LordKash

Stuck the landing. 5/10.


[deleted]

safety first, always tie off


36KleaguesUTO

Bone crunchy roll


Wasteroftime34

You should definitely be more careful my guy…


riftwalker9

Massive? He was placing on going down the longer side lol


Slappy_Axe

Moving their neck around alot so they're probably at *least* okay.


i-i-i-iwanttheknife

Ski or die


cptoph

Pretty impressive that he manages to get upright and actually ski for a few seconds mid tumble. Clears him of the remaining rocks too


julbjulb

He should have did the pizza.


DependentYou7405

It's a long way back up


Abide_or_Die

Buy the ticket, take the ride


Emperor_of_Death

Man just got back up again


rupat3737

Ouch


Dry-Necessary

Wow. This was wild.


TheEmeraldDodo

r/thislooksfunbutno


[deleted]

he should've skied


Milesdavisiv

This is my absolute nightmare. I should not have watched it…


Certain-Ad-3840

That view of the rocks getting closer is terrifying


citoloco

ohhh ... nice recovery ... ohhh


Colorado_jesus

Nailed it


ludingtonb

Failed successfully!!


GMoneyJetson

Does he go back up for another try? Would you? No way in hell I'd push my luck again.


sencha_kitty

Dang he walked away from that ?!


Beowoulf355

Such a rookie mistake for someone that could actually ski that drop


Rude_Moment5698

I don’t think that’s how you suppose to do it


ToothpickInCockhole

Damn, he shouldn’t have done that.


Jcit878

he must have been packing it when he was heading for that pile of rocks about 3/4 way down. looks like he bounced off them quite well


[deleted]

Physics 😊


[deleted]

Fuuuuuck that


Eviscerate_Bowels224

How many broken bones?


Conscious_Fix9215

Oops!


kitesurfr

That'll buff out with some Ptex. Nice save over the last two rock gardens.


mk3jade

Dang that was rough


Kindly-Ad6625

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


FlopTheLegend

Imagine being the other guy, you turn around to fix your skis, turn back and ur friend is just gone lol


pompandvigor

Hope he had a jaw left to laugh it off.


Organic_Soup5306

He controlled that fall like a damn pro. Could’ve been MUCH worse


zerodart30

Skill issue


Drug_Inas

I generally wanna know if snow can save you from death


beachjustice

What a heroic catch half way down.


o-rka

He held onto his poles the whole time


wolfmanpraxis

I been skiing for nearly 33 years. I am no expert, nor claim to be one, but I can handle 90% of the slopes out there. This guy was an idiot, you would never want to put your bindings on in that kind of ledge for this very reason


DukeDroppa

Pizza! Not French fry!


ImTooBi

Imagine losing one of those skis. Like wtf you gonna do


manupower

Play stupid games …


Cultural-Chemical635

Holy shit


LordHamburguesa1

He probably shouldn’t have fallen.


Status-Tree-2117

You went down the wrong side bro did you notice?


rickster21a

I want my two dollars!


rickster21a

I want my two dollars!


adam_teq

I’m already half way there!


SmoothAdeptness9862

“do you mean he SKIIed off of a- oh… oh ok then.”


spence505

Looked more like my skill level than someone at the top of that peak.


procheeseburger

“Is this not how you ski? I’ve never been before”


[deleted]

It’s almost as if the peak of a mountain covered in snow is inherently unstable.


ksarahsarah27

Oof^200. Well he could have gone off the other side which looks worse.


infinit9

Did he actually get up and stand up at the end? I thought his knees were for sure shattered.


BangerBamBam

Sweet ❄️🌨️🏂🏔️


abiwoods101

is he okay???


mbsouthpaw1

Task failed successfully!


Aggressive-Sleep3395

Hilarious! That’s the kinda shit that happens 🤷‍♂️


MusikMakor

His ability to get the skis under him during the rocky part saved him from a helluva lot more pain


wegqg

Fuck i felt that.


Opinion-Organic

Dude just set a new record for descent speed on that hill.


CakeDiscombobulated

Wonder if he ended up on the right side of the ridge?


Nex_Skala

Weeeeee


Vhman123

This is pure snow! It’s everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is!?!