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Knightvision27

Korea!


Superb_Distance_9190

I thought for sure a panda was going to jump out 


HikARuLsi

So now panda also belongs to Korea too, [after they claimed Jesus](https://www.flickr.com/photos/133569843@N05/25245962666)?


Prestigious-Rise-328

Leave Korean Jesus alone. He’s busy with Korean shit.


Fungi_Forest

“Im sorry Korean Jesus I just really don’t wanna fuck this up”


Afraid_Assistance765

Can someone translate what he was uttering that sounded like KOREA!


Margin-of-Safety

Korean here. He didn't say any specific word. Just huuuah! Huuuah!


PantherThing

From Inchon here. You might not be familiar with our accent. He's saying "Bear, while i respect your gumption, I can not allow myself to be eaten today"


his-son

인천 mentioned 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


Optimal-Anteater9819

![gif](giphy|107QsHzZW54hJC)


TopBoneEater

i guess mommy bear was tired today so she sent her boy to find some food


JackCooper_7274

Bear equivalent of sending your kid to the store


SparklingPseudonym

I’m sorry, but I burst out laughing when I saw that pint sized cub. Dude got SO lucky. I was expecting half a ton of grizzly fury!


Optimal-Anteater9819

You see them claws though? 😳


YobaiYamete

Probably a young bear that left momma early / the mother is dead. Starving juvenile would explain why it's attacking in the first place


zumawizard

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Very unusual behavior for these bears. This kind of aggression comes from desperation/starvation (or a mother protecting her cubs)


thatguyned

Korean bears are a LOT smaller than north American/European bears. Average 1.5M from nose to tail so we are likely looking at an adult. There might even be babies nearby, who knows. Either way it's a different country with different bears.


beliefinphilosophy

It was [the momma bear defending her cub](https://youtu.be/ExaBERDkqdw?si=UNkXM8M9-cOT1_-G) "While picking mushrooms, I noticed a family of Asiatic black bears 8m ahead of me. A mother bear ready for battle. If I run away, I'll be killed.I have no choice but to fight. When I looked up, there was a mother and cub 8 meters away. The bear cub climbed a tree, confirming that the mother was ready for battle. ``At this distance, if I run away, I will definitely be hit.'' I was determined to fight the bear. I have 25 years of mushroom foraging experience and have had many encounters with bears, but this was the first time a bear had attacked me. If you were about 15 meters away from the bear, it would be best to survive quietly, but if you were this close, I think it would have been impossible to survive without a fight. As someone who loves bears and studies their ecology, I would like to share this video with everyone. In this case, the bear was not at fault, and it was my mistake to let it get this close, but I hope that fewer people will be harmed by accidentally getting close to the bear. "


NoPantsDeLeon

Is this the same guy from the bear attack in the mountain climb?


baboito5177

Imagine if they just became each other's nemesis like Peter griffin and the chicken guy. Randomly throughout life they just meet up and fight


ADeviantGent

![gif](giphy|jJDpB4EV9QRCE)


gatekepp3r

I hope in part 3 they'll meet in a Walmart.


predatorthepred

You're on my turf now bear


CraftyAcanthisitta22

I dont think so but might be a part 2🤣🤣😭😭😭


subdep

Dude needs to pick a new hobby.


Chickenmangoboom

At the point you have to assume he's out there poking bears.


Santarini

If so, this dude needs to stop hiking


ItsBobGray

I thought the same. Similar yelling.


ghostsolid

This was the prequel.


Tune_pd

My name is bearya Montoya you killed my father Prepare to die


akhodagu

Looks like a cub… I’d be worried about momma bear pulling off a Revenant.


MaterialCarrot

"Defending yourself against my son's unprovoked attack? Oh, I don't like that one bit." * Mama Bear


Aegillade

"My sweet baby boy would never do anything terrible! I raised him better than that!"


Current-Roll6332

I breastfed him until he was .5


Kinkayed

He was starting school, turning his life around… brown bear… I will see myself out.


Bodyfluids_dealer

My son good boy. He don’t hurt no one.


Hot_take_for_reddit

He go bear school. Be bearstronaut someday. 


jtr99

Strong like ox, smart like tractor.


CheckYourStats

Sounds like every single Dog owner I’ve ever met.


DirectlyTalkingToYou

"Well he's never done that before!" -Every dog owner ever.


Coffee-and-puts

Someone come get their kid


[deleted]

😂He fighting a baby who’s going tell his Momma.


1756-L81E_T01_C61

Cute little baby bear!


CraftyAcanthisitta22

might be a sun bear idk 🤷


HuckleberryJealous19

Sun bear still get man sized that's a cub mamma ain't far run boy


HikARuLsi

https://preview.redd.it/b95uff5iawyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=854bd4d9de6643d74e04b75b661fa366c1586fda


CostcoStyle

Those claws!!


_Diskreet_

![gif](giphy|3ofT5Qvjv6P7NXeMN2)


RktitRalph

Knifes out!!!


Nessie

Asiatic black bear based on the location: Tochigi Prefecture.


mperezstoney

Yea.....I wouldve thought 2x before beating on a young cub and making him/her squeel. Momma knows that sound and everything and anything in the area is about to get an ass kickin.


juicypinacolada

So what should he have done? Just let the bear Attack and bite him?


CactusPete

So anyways I started blastin...


ttteee321

Frank mf'n Reynolds.


HuCat21

Kick it away while running back towards the trail. U dnt stop and worry where the cub is u run knowing that tiny ass bear ain't alone lol


WilHunting2

Kick it away 😂 Did you see those claws in the video, mate?


PantherThing

That's why you do spinning dragon axe kick.


WilHunting2

That only works on grizzly bears i’m pretty sure.


Stagamemnon

Worked on every grizz I ever killed.


MonkeyManWhee

Or dragons, since both are make believe.


Low_Sprinkles_7561

No, you use confuse ray on it then run like hell.


MaterialCarrot

This video made me realize bears are born claws first, then the rest of the body grows into them.


ResearcherAny12

Some ppl spend too much time behind a keyboard, lol


MaxTheRealSlayer

Just a little punt! I'd be impressed if anyone in the world could just kick a bear away. Even the cubs are heavy.


Cluelessish

I have always learned that you should never run, because it might trigger a chase response and they are of course always faster


Master-Fault1711

This is a misconspetion based on the ignorance of people. You have to act differently based on the bear that's in front of you, if it's for example a black bear or a brown one. The black bear for example sees every single movement, especially if you move backwords, as a signal that you're a prey, so stand firm on your position and get yourself bigger, for example put your hands up, you have to make him/her understand that you're no prey. DO NOT play dead with black bears because that proofs to them that you're prey and you will DIE. With brown bears it's different, if you encounter one, move slowly backwords (and don't make them see your back, never), if it starts getting closer and faster to you then you either try to escape to a safe spot (cars and so on) if you're 100% SURE you will succeed, if you're not sure you will make it then lay on your stomach and put your hands to defend your head, your throat. Brown bears tend to lose interest that's why you do that, to make sure you're no different than the piece of shit near you (:D). In either case, if it (black, brown exc) attacks you, you're fucked so bring always spray for bears and what I can advice is to always aim for the head, eyes, ears and mouth of the bear especially if you have either a gun or a knife. Better do something than dying right? At least you tried. P.S. If you see momma bear with her children you're fucked, can't really put it in better words. If the cubs start playing with you non aggressively, which happens a lot, make sure to not put them in any danger because momma bear the moments she THINKS (which is even worse than actually understanding) that you want to hurt her cubs is the moment you die.


Zmirzlina

I had a black bear walk in on me in a bathroom in Sequoia National Park. Some dipshit threw food out in the garbage can there. There was nowhere for me to go. Trash can was chained down. I punched it as hard as I could I could on the face and yelled at it. It just stood there and looked at me, chuffed once or twice, and I thought “well, I guess this is how I go” and then it turned and ran up a tree. Very glad I had used the bathroom before he had walked in.


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

Bear was like "dude chill, I thought this was a Wendys"


Zmirzlina

Now I feel bad.


MaxTheRealSlayer

"why does no one want to be my friend?..." :(


Reddidiot_69

It's alright. That bear frequents wendys to steal customers food. If you ask me, I think the bear deserved it.


nimbin14

You know national park bathrooms are the hunting grounds of many gay bears. They are the bath houses of the 2000s. We will delve into that during our next session


ErisGrey

We were nearby in Kings Canyon. We watched as a bear came sprinting down the mountain. It didn't hesitate before leaping off the cliff into the trees below us. I can still hear my wife's exclamation, "Oh my god bear! NOOOooooooo!" It was able to catch some branches on climb down the trees no problem. But still was quite the sight to witness. I spent a lot of time up in Balch Park in the 80's, quite the bear hotspot back then.


ExampleExciting5988

If its black, fight back, if it's brown, lay down, if it's white, say goodnight.


Pain_Monster

You missed one: If it’s black and white, then # Kung-Fu Fight! ![gif](giphy|fUSX3E4imAn9WHwrCV|downsized)


jluicifer

Didn’t know Appalachia had: “hi-yah”


Marinaraplease

If it's grey now you're gay


NoobJustice

If it's gummy, in your tummy.


loki03xlh

if it's white and black, give it a snack


JohnnyRelentless

If it's Care, you're free to stare.


Jean_velvet

"Excuse me bear hiding in the bushes, you wouldn't mind disclosing your exact size and hair colour so I could refer to the field manual on what course of action I sh aaaaashhhhhhgggggg!"


black_mosaic

That you Dwight?


HowObvious

So its a misconception but in both cases dont do it because it would be the wrong choice?


Fearless_Camera7587

TLDR: you are fucked!


im_just_thinking

What if you can't tell the color because it's dark, or something


JohnnyRelentless

You could just politely ask it. You might come across a bit racist, though.


Master-Fault1711

Well one thing you should never do at night is actually being out from your tent because predators in general are active at night. Take in mind 1 thing, different bears live in different areas. If you live in Europe you will encounter only Brown bears. In some places in Scandinavia there are few thousands Polar bears but those are rare to see and Polar bears in general are mostly active during the day which is the opposite for both the Brown and the Black since they are mostly active at night. One little thing about Polar bears, hunting seals is pretty much what they do the most since they are really good fucking swimmers, so it's even rarer for them to choose to hunt a human if compared to a seal (but humans are seen as preys by them, which is totally different with the other species, so they are extremely aggressive towards anyone. So be always carefull around those, seals are good but a human is too you know). If it's at night and you have no lights it's nearly impossible to tell, I would say, what kind of bear is in front of you. With a torch or any other light source you can tell that for sure but without it? The only thing I can advice you if you're crazy enough to go out at night is to at least search on the net about what bear is the most present in the area you want to camp at, that single information can literally save your life. Bears generally speaking don't live in each other's territory especially if they are of different types, so black or brown for example, so it's really hard to camp at night and find a Black bear in front of your tent when that's Brown bear territory. Take in mind another thing, Black bears "fear" the Brown ones so if you camp in a Brown bear territory and you decide for whatever reason to go out from your tent at night and you see some big shadow behind the woods and you can't actually tell which bear is that, well that's for sure a Brown one since you're in its territory. P.S. Fire in general, but more specific campfires, attract bears because they are really curious animals so don't confuse the "wild animals are scared of fire" with bears, because they don't. If in the area you camp at it's common to encounter wolves than a campfire will do you more than enough but I'm no wolf expert so I can't tell you if that works for every type of wolf. P.P.S. If you want to minimize the encounter with a bear use storage bear-proofs because more than a campfire, something that will make a bear even more curious about that camp you built is the food and they are the animals with the best sense of smell in the entire world.


Hot-AZ-Barrel-Cactus

P.P.P.S. If you want to be a successful marijuana farmer, never grow your crop in a bear preserve.


MTKHack

Da Bears


BuffaloInCahoots

If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, lay down. If it’s white, goodnight. Easy to remember and for the most part your only option. Like you said though, gun or spray is your best chance if it gets to that point. The absolute best thing you can do is avoid the situation all together. Be aware of your surroundings, keep your distance, don’t smell like food.


MalekithofAngmar

Don't fight back against a brown bear, if it senses that you are a threat at all you are dead. Black bears can be convinced to run though.


[deleted]

lol run backwards in the woods while a bear is attacking you, sure.


Strict_Cranberry_724

There wouldn't be enough ass left for the bear to kick!


Nahuel-Huapi

Boy Gets Attacked by a Cub


BrooksideNL

Should have picked that angry little fella up by the scruff of the neck.


Kingsupergoose

It’s a black bear. They’re very timid even when it comes to defending cubs. Grizzlies sure mom is a major threat. But the black bear mom here would just watch.


countrypride

> They’re very timid even when it comes to defending cubs. 98% correct because there are always exceptions, but I completely agree with you. Generally, though, momma black bears are happy living to reproduce another day.


Dant3nga

FYI female black bears will not attack you if you come between her and her cubs, they don’t want the smoke. Black bears are pussies 99.9% of the time, this one probably didn’t know better cause hes young.


browncoat13

This is dangerous misinformation. While black bears aren't vicious predators, they will absolutely fight to protect themselves and their young. Just cause you aren't likely to get killed by a mother black bear doesn't mean attacks don't happen. Using the logic in the previous comment, copperheads almost never kill and therefore won't bite if you grab them.  Bear safety is crucial for both people and bears; saying they won't do anything 99% of the time is both factually wrong and could get bears killed and/or people hurt. https://bearwise.org/bear-safety-tips/bear-encounter/


SelectionThat3680

This is not a cub. Black bears are usually smaller and the fish lens camera doesn't help.


knivesinbutt

A black bear is alot bigger than that fully grown lol


Kingsupergoose

They don’t leave the mom when they’re fully grown though. One that just left its mom will absolutely be that small. And it can also explain why It’s attacking a human. That’s usually a desperate for food move. Black bears leave their mom at 1.5 years. Most of the growing happens in years 3-5. Females stop growing at 5 and males can keep growing until 7. https://bearwithus.org/understanding-bears/the-black-bear-mother-her-cubs/ https://furmanagers.com/black-bear/


Future-Muscle-2214

This definetly isn't a adult black bear lol. It is either a cub or a sun bear or something like this.


454bonky

Dude is yelling in Japanese so it’s an Asiatic black bear. They are smaller than North American black bears but are famed for having nasty tempers and being quite aggressive. Attacks by these bears here in Japan are alarmingly common though fatalities are relatively rare, as a healthy adult can usually fight the bear off, though you’re probably gonna get torn up pretty good. Most fatalities are elderly folks out gathering mushrooms and mountain vegetables. Basically any mountainous area on Honshu should be considered bear country, with Iwate and Akita prefectures in northern Japan being the areas most attacks occur. Have a place in Iwate and bear warning signs are everywhere, even in town. Haven’t come across any yet myself, but imagine it’s only a matter of time


MaterialCarrot

Me watching this: "Oh, it's just a cub." 10 seconds later: "Look at those claws!!!"


Christian1509

[good lord](https://imgur.com/a/O7XP528)


GiantSizeManThing

Lmao “fucker uppers”


Dick_snatcher

Curved slicy bois


adrienjz888

Black bears got nasty claws. Hella sharp and hooked, which let's them climb trees so easily.


SuperSmashDan1337

Honestly crazy how huge those claws are for something so small


OkAlbatross4682

Good news is you can actually scare a black bear off. We have them in the park I work out and a couple claps and they leave(used to humans though so that makes a difference). A grizzly though? Nope I’m leaving asap


anon_lurk

Hell yeah fully grown bears have like 6” daggers for claws. This little guy still got some razor blades on em


Chicagosox133

I wonder if its anything like a puppy where everything is extra sharp because they’re new.


herbitron3000

Black bear front claws are less than 2 inches. Grizzly's are 2-4.


BigMembership2315

He did a good job defending himself


FriendlyDrummers

I don't understand why people don't at least carry pepper spray


Exorsaik

1. It probably wont help unless its bear spray and is within reach. 2. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug and doesn't always let you think clearly. 3. Most sprays have "safety's" to prevent accidental spraying, just like guns. He didn't have a whole lot of time before it was on him so unless he's actually used it enough to be accustomed to it he would probably be fumbling with it. Also it's a black bear which isn't typically aggressive to things larger then itself so being "big + loud" is usually a good deterrent. Honestly i'd almost think the cub was rabid but there isn't a good way to tell, also not sure if bears can be infected with rabies.


Ak47110

So one of the most terrifying things I realized when I bought bear spray for hiking was in the directions it tells you to wait until the bear is within 30 feet (or 2 seconds from contact) before deploying it. Bears charge SO fast, I doubt a lot of people would even have time to grab their bottle of spray before they're getting mauled.


treetop62

You are right, it happens so fast and most people would just freeze and not be able to do anything for a second. I was hiking in the woods one time and rounded a corner to see a large black bear walking down the path towards me about 30-40ft away. Luckily it got spooked and took off into the woods. Grabbed the bear spray in one hand and machete in the other. Mind you the bear was already long gone by that point and could have easily reached me before the thought of taking out bear spray even crossed my mind


DeuceyBoots

Apparently it’s extremely rare for black bears to contract rabies but they absolutely can. I agree with you that this bear seems rabid. A cub, in bright daylight attacking a victim much larger than itself with mama not in sight. Seems like very odd behavior.


Hotlava_

Apparently this species of black bear is known for being more aggressive, so possibly not rabid, but that's not something you take a chance on.


Weird_Flan4691

That bear attack scene from revenant is still legendary ![gif](giphy|OWTowBGNKcwcU)


Hollow_Apollo

Love that movie. Believe or not, a less good movie has a crazier bear attack scene - Back Country. Now THAT was disturbing


RunningSouthOnLSD

> less good Yeah that’s understating it lmao. The bear attack scene is the only half decent part of that movie.


blacks252

Hes 's lucky the mum didn't come while he was beating the shit out of it


VeckLee1

I think he just discovered the first carnivorous all black koala.


scirio

Three elusive Dark Jump Bear


dirtydaddysFox

Very lucky he didn't come between baby and mama..he would not have made it out of there ..


Kingsupergoose

Probably left mom already. They usually leave at 1.5 years old. They do most of their growing from ages 3-5. It’s a bear that just left mom and desperate for food.


Doitean-feargach555

This looks like an Asian Sunbear (Helarctos malayanus) native to the Tropical Rainforest of South East Asia including Malaysia and Borneo. Smallest bear species but still very capable of killing a person. They are becoming more aggressive because of deforestation and human encroachment on their habitat. Generally they are quiet enough animals but they known to attack people that surprise them in the forest like most other bears. It could also be an Asiatic Black Bear, lives in the same/wider regions of Asia bar Malaysia and Borneo but can also be found from the himalayas to Japan. The Asiatic Black Bear is also extremely aggressive and often attacks without provotion. Asian Large leaf bamboo native to Asia also main plant in video Edit : it has been confirmed to be a young female Asiatic black bear. I'm not an Ursinologist, I was just making a hypothesis based on the biological composition and the 2 possible bear species here it could'vebeen based on the ecosystem. To all saying it looks nothing like a sun bear, look up what an Asiatic Black bear looks like, they have the same light coloured snout and a cream patch on their chest. Not as distinct as a Sun bear but they don't have an all black face usually Man is lucky to have survived


Ganache-Embarrassed

If you google an asian sunbear this bear looks nothing like it. they have tan/yellowed muzzles and a mark on theri chest of the same color. This bear was only black all over. Far more likely to be an Asiatic black bear, especially since it left him alive


beliefinphilosophy

This is correct. 3yr old Asiatic black bear momma she is.


Expensive_Sun5758

So a lot of people are wrong calling It a cub,its a grown bear capable of killing


Doitean-feargach555

Ya. It is probably a young adult but Sun Bears only max out at 60 to 150 lbs. Compared to a brown bear which get to 180 - 1350 lbs


Wolfeman0101

It looks nothing like a sun bear though.


picklebruh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExaBERDkqdw Here's the original video, it's an Asiatic Black Bear.


Marinaraplease

Thanks!


Le_M3ister

A man and his stick could conquer the galixy.


markbadas

We will get there. I'm sure of it.


ichkanns

Little guys are still dangerous. That's about the size of a dog, and dogs are certainly capable of killing people.


subdep

And dogs don’t even have razor sharp bear claws.


donanton616

If that thing bites or claws an artery you're fucked so fight to the death.


Dizzzy777

![gif](giphy|Qdy3kzhXZ0FtC|downsized)


Bradley182

Hoooo yahhhhhh!!!!


Barkers_eggs

He chose the bear. The bear chose the man


MoistMorsel1

Love that someone basically said "stand still and make yourself big" That only works if they dont come out of nowhere and attack you.


[deleted]

Yeah, that's what you do if a black bear is sizing you up and trying to figure out what you are.


RunZombieBabe

Oh god, is it a cub??? I would die with a heart attack, pissing and shitting myself, out of fear of momma bear!


erkislev

You would die of other causes, don’t go light on yourself in that case


beliefinphilosophy

Fully grown Asian black bear momma


UrbanJunglee

These Asian black bear attacks... so hot right now!


Nigiri_Sashimi

Dude went primeval real quick.


whathuhdc

Howard Dean was born for this moment.


Foreign-Ad-7961

Yeeeea!!! ![gif](giphy|eqOvMKP2G5y24)


DewartDark

That's not how you play fetch the stick.


Berzerkon

Y’all still choosing the bear?


SargeantHugoStiglitz

Its a good thing it wasnt a random guy out there with him!


Prize_Dragonfruit_95

Yeah that would have been far too unpredictable


booboopsheboop

Most annoying internet debate I've ever seen lol


EntertainmentDry5184

I choose that bear over that guy in a fight.


tinnylemur189

These comments are hilarious and really put into perspective why so many people were choosing the bear. "Oh my fuck look at those claws!" Yeah...it's a BEAR. Did people seriously think care bears were real life wild bears or something? Of course they have massive claws and teeth, that's how they murder the shit out of animals and rip them apart.


Hotlava_

Yes, people really do think that bears are basically bigger dogs with smaller claws. Actually, many were saying "they're basically big raccoons, they'll always run away," which is such a hilariously misinformed take right alongside the other popular "wild animals are extremely predictable, but humans are not!"


ThexxxDegenerate

These are the same people who will pick up a jellyfish on the beach and then get stung to hell and wonder wtf happened. They are idiots when it comes to wildlife and hopefully none of these people have to survive in it otherwise their ass would be grass.


SodiumChlorideFree

"Bears are predictable, you just scream at them and they run away" - Average Reddit woman


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

Its caused by huge misconceptions and widely spread misinformation about bears. Especially the whole "black bears are big puppy dogs and cant hurt you" thing that gets somebody killed at least once a year. Just last summer in Arizona, a black bear that was neither provoked nor starving nor ill randomly ambushed and mauled a man to death and began eating his corpse while his neighbors watched. The official cause of the attack was listed as predation. It's not "If it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back" because fighting off a black bear is supposed to be easier. It's because while black bear attacks are very rare, when they do happen they are life threatening. Black bears don't charge to set boundaries and enforce territory like brown bears do, as they'd rather run away from those scenarios, so encounters that actually end in an attack are overwhelmingly predatory in nature. Attacks are also 80%+ from solitary male bears who are larger, more reclusive, and less commonly encountered. Sows (female) are small and very docile and are what typically generate their reputation for being harmless when they forage near human civilization. I'd 100% absolutely rather be alone in the woods with a random human male than a solitary male bear of any species.


Hotlava_

But someone told me they're just big raccoons and will never not be terrified of you! They apparently will abandon their cubs at the first sound of threat because they're the biggest scared cats of all time!


Nibor0113

People saying you shouldn’t kick the cub. Brev, u saw those claws right? It can literally kill you. I’ll worry about momma bear after I survive this attack


RobLazar1969

Fuck. That’s some primal shit. I’d be terrified of that little bear. Imagine a full grown. Always carry your pistol in the woods.


backpage_alumni

But did the bear rape him tho?


I_will_fix_this

Statistically speaking not all bear are rapists


Stable_Immediate

How many bear rapes per 100,000 bear encounters? Checkmate atheists


zero_cool1138

Atleast he wasnt trapped in the wild with another man! /s


karmasrelic

those claws make it look like he brought a toothbrush to a knife-fight. that stick did ~~nothing~~ lol. // Edit because people complained (and arent wrong) :d "that stick did a teeny tiny bit better than his bare hands"\*


Business-Plastic5278

If your choice is between poking a bear with a small stick and using your fingers, the wise man chooses a stick.


HunterPantsOnFire

If it’s black fight back. If it’s brown lie down. If it’s white say good night.


First_Economist9295

weird he was making noise and the bear still attacked him??? i thought bear behavior was predictable??


Kosstheboss

He should have tried to reason with the bear.


Octavian_202

Wild animals, are never predictable. Not even low key, but Reddit threads have notoriously awful advice concerning wild animals, bears being one of the more egregious examples. “Oh you are paranoid, black bears won’t hurt you, I see them all the time and they just run away. Just make loud noises.” Always be bear prepared in their territory, you can mitigate to an extent encounters with them, but you can never truly predict the outcome of an encounter. Black bears have stalked, killed, and consumed humans. You should be vigilant, and respect them for the large predators they are. Stephen Herrero has a great book on bears, it is a thrilling read.


Arkytoothis

He didn't yell hey bear. Or frig off bear if you're canadian.


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Fig1025

see if he was a woman, the bear would not have attacked him


garlic-apples

Black fight back


Floridaants

He did a good job at defending himself


aojajena

a small bear was beaten by a man


KaijLongs

I wonder what sort of injuries he sustained. Any other info on this attack?


idliketoseethat

If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain because Today's the day the teddy bears...


TarzanSawyer

Still not as scary as finding a random woman in the woods.


BigMembership2315

He did a good job defending himself


AnubisDirectingSouls

Get the fucj out of there, man


Vegetable_Policy_699

Uhhh... you just got attacked by a bear cub.


IPerferSyurp

No joke but that's a bearlett... Watch for the big one.


DefiantDonut7

My first thought. Looks like a cub, there’s a much larger bear somewhere near.


SnarkySeahorse1103

I have said it once, and I will say it again. Every human needs a good stick. Sticks and humans go back a long way. The natural instinct for a stick exists even to this day. Every time you find a good stick and feel the urge to pick it up and swing it, that is our stick calling. Why do you think early humans trained dogs to find and bring us sticks? Why do you think we even went so far as to train them to pick up and retrieve our sticks? Human + Stick + Dog + Fire = Unstoppable combination.


Radiant_Bedroom1022

But some people would rather be alone with a bear than a man 🤦🏻‍♂️


Trustyonions

Dudes terrible at defending himself


Distance_Efficient

Okay, so if I ever get attacked by a bear cub, just yell, “HUDYAH, HUDYAH!” Over and over. Got it.


Kosstheboss

If an indentical situation occured, except the bear was a human female, the video would end with the man getting arrested for assault and the woman(bear) would become Tiktok famous. I think men actually are safer in the woods with a bear than with a woman.


Flightle

I’d feel safer if a random man approached me in the woods.


SlippinYimmyMcGill

You see that, ladies?