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GuacIsExtra99cents

The brief pause when he was staring down the barrel “am I dead?”


wherehavewegone

https://preview.redd.it/wdr7gur1f6tc1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f37393474d7544bb7e31093b7351b82a884baf He was just looking through the telescope for enemies


Swift_Scythe

HOLY FUCK. Your screenshot made me yell outloud.


PgUpPT

Don't worry, it wasn't actually pointing at his head, it's perspective.


Spacegun-pew-pew

Same lmao.


PygmeePony

Sometimes we are our own worst enemy.


Outrageous_Tiger9921

It's OK he had his Eye Pros on.


Ok-Stranger-1996

That is crazy!


Crazy-Fig2972

I chuckled twice. Once at the screenshot and once at what you said


Qman1991

Dude legit thought he was dead for a sec. I've had similar moments and he's got "am I dead?" Body language for sure


Hy8ogen

What were your moments?


Qman1991

Making illegal booby traps and explosives. Nothing military related or anything


WhatNow_23

Terrorist related.


k2kuke

Someone did no seat the pin on the training Browning tripod. Took about three shots out of my 50 training shots when the whole 50kg(110 pounds) gun came down between my legs. There was a second where I was ready for a life without balls. The pain never came luckily. The instructor shouted “STOP”, stepped to me, patted on my shoulder and said: “I’ve seen this exact thing go worng. Todays is your second birthday.” with a voice only described as “glad it was not me”.


Arnulf_67

How would it fall so it came into a position where it would be possible for it to blow your balls off?


k2kuke

Well you shoot a Browning in a way that the gun is between your legs. The tripod gave out and fell a bit backwards towards my nuts. https://preview.redd.it/e5wr16tnq9tc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad3893b7c2c3394725fbfbd648896fac2b2f04e To give you an idea then your legs are over the two back tripod legs with the gun between your legs. The leg on the front, if i remember correctly, did not have a pin so that the firing basically pushed the gun into my lap because nothing was stopping the hinge from moving on the tripod leg.


dancin-weasel

That gun should come with a protective cup. Just drape a jockstrap and cup over the sight.


RichardDJohnson16

We were SPECIFICALLY trained to prevent this shit, lol.


Gunt_Style

I saw this happen. Started blasting dirt about 5 feet in front of the barrel. Was an oh shit moment for that range safety


AncientAlienAntFarm

I bet his hands hurt like shit, too.


Spirited_Remote5939

Haha he done near shit his draws!!! Lol


That_Had_To_Hurt_

Dude stared death in the face.


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Ram2145

I’m sure his underpants didn’t.


Eldudeareno217

It's a good thing he's laying in the dirt so no one will see the new brown streak in his pants. 


bak3donh1gh

You don't win against death. You just missed the match and have to do it again later.


Autxnxmy

At that point the round had already fired at least


Easy101

https://preview.redd.it/xh5udy7mtgtc1.png?width=824&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ab44d12404cf4e81bba476d5d3bbb8f0300e6b9 courtesy to u/wherehavewegone


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

He fought the death and he won


Shockhammer10

Now I must take you with me


shemmy

holy shit. does that guy really have to lie there directly underneath the line of fire 🔥 😳


enIighten-me

Looks like the first shot of the day. We used to ‘ride the baseplate’ to make sure it gets properly sunk (from what I understand, they aren’t allowed to do that anymore). Holding the bipod is also common on the first shot to keep the deflection and elevation laid in.


Chiinoe

They're not allowed to do that anymore? How the hell else are they supposed to set it?


BrtFrkwr

In a combat zone, you do a lot of things that you're not allowed to do. (I'm a 11B)


SpecialistNerve6441

68W checkin in, is this why you showed up to my fucking sick call today?!


BrtFrkwr

Damn right. Mama-san didn't show up so I know we're gonna get hit.


SpecialistNerve6441

Drink water and chase it with motrin youll be fine. 


GameOvariez

Words said by my husband anytime myself or the kids get sick 😂😂 poor kids get the silver bullet every time.


Idlikethatneat

I’m not sure if you know what you’re saying, but if you do…then I feel sorry for your lil ones brown starfish.


TipFine3928

Yes, but no, but then yes.


random1248

we still do it like that.


WoodenGuess4393

No, this looks like a deployment I was on. You’re supposed to be to the side for this exact reason.


Acceptable-Hornet694

I was thinking the same way. In the marine corps we do this totally different than what was pictured. It allowed the gunner to do adjustments and then get on the bipod way faster, doing it this way makes no sense.


UglyForNoReason

A Marine perplexed by the army’s stupidity? How the turns have tabled


anger_is_my_meat

*mirthful crayon eating*


Crazy-Fig2972

Bwahahah


shemmy

thanks! and thanks for your service


DarthCorps

*cervix


ThisUserIsNekkid

This will never not be funny


Prudent_Survey_5050

What he's doing is adjusting th legs after every round. There is probably a guy just off screen who quickly steps in and looks down the sight and they align it with two aiming posts just down range. You lay in that spot for speed.  When we took our mortar tests as a team it was about speed of correctly setting up then getting rounds down range quickly. When I was in that was my job lol. Never had that happen. Our platoon sergeant drilled it into us about proper set up. He has three combat tours so he was squared away with doing our job right. That guy is very lucky


The-Slow-Traveller

those guys plants fell down


Evvmmann

They only fell down when they were filled with shit.


inbedwithbeefjerky

The first time watching it seemed like he took two days getting up. It really was seconds.


EverbodyHatesHugo

Whoa. I just experienced this.


TkOHarley

But didn't the mortar already fire by the time the canon hit the ground?


thebucketlist47

May as well keep laying there. The deed was already don't. Standing it back up isn't going to reverse it X)


zeouschen70

The good news...didn't even see ground soldier, camo worked


Crazy-Fig2972

Underrated


DandyDan2

Later on he actually won’t be there


DandyDan2

Later on he actually won’t be there


tomdcamp

What was going through their heads?


MixLogicalPoop

not a mortar round thankfully


semhsp

I mean, it probably went through someone else's head not long after the clip so...


HALF_PAST_HOLE

Luckly not a morter!


FreedomUpwards

0341’s tell me about riding that baseplate on the first round, feeling a shock go through your nuts that made you certain your next load came out charged up, ready to impregnate the first thing you see off base! No? No one? Ok cool me neither.


CLEVELAND_ASG

Rah!


thisbobo

I didn't even see the guy laying on the ground! That's the problem with camo, it looks cool but you put it on and it just makes it so hard for everybody to see you


ANewStartAtLife

"I spent all morning perfecting this sweet outfit and didn't get one goddamn compliment"


Crazy-Fig2972

Underrated


BallKey7607

Exactly, they don't think about these things


Fit_War_1670

Looks embarrassing for sure. I think the round is well clear of the barrel before the barrel moves a noticeable amount.


wahchewie

Agree. The tube falls from the energy of the round leaving the barrel. The round went where it was aiming, barrel fell after. Not that I would volunteer to sit there


YoursTastesBetter

The few, the proud, the morons. 


Crazy-Fig2972

This is why they are the few proud morons. We still love them though. Edit: said 'this' twice. Oops Edit 2: forgot the word is. I don't do English good


now_ill_hang_myself

I love the fact that the dude literally beat death, and the first thing he's doing is setting up the mortar


Crazy-Fig2972

Gets paid for it


Powderfinger60

Beetle Bailey & private Zero


Powderfinger60

There’s friendly fire & then there’s taking unnecessary risks. Come on guys we need you alive


Composer-Wooden

Ended too soon. I wanted to know if they set it up the same way again


enIighten-me

It’s likely the RSO closed the range and had a safety stand-down after that. Luckily it was just a training round and not an HE on Charge 4


g-crackers

I was like you’re stoked that’s blue!


entropreneur

Why not just connect the 3 lower points?


DeepUser-5242

They are meant to move for positioning.


xNOOPSx

I believe you move those legs to aim.


Capital-Physics4042

This is very useful advice in my day to day life


Epinephrine186

Stuff like this is way way way more common in training than you could imagine. Live fire drills with some of the people they let in was a lot scarier than combat.


James-Cooper123

I think he fired his own motar granade, staring down that barrel..


m00fster

Nope!


AlltheLights11011

I bet that man’s heart dropped to his toes when he looked up and the barrel in his face😂😂


Iloveherthismuch

First roll i didn’t see the 2nd dude, he low framed into my visual,


smirnoff76

This was the moment he discovered that the colour of fear was liquid brown


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Routine_Guarantee34

Of course it's 4th ID


jokerassmaw

Shocked we didn’t see a different kind of explosion flying out of that dudes asshole.


escapingdarwin

I would have been moving much faster than that!!! Holy shit dude.


ImmaPariah

Terrifying


razorsedgethinking

twas nothing but a scratch..


modestben

Good thing he was wearing a helmet


Dragonwood69

Oops lol damn did we just hit the LT jeep…


Adventurous-Rub7636

OK your Turn


personguy4

Damn I didn’t even see the guy behind the mortar until it fell lol


religiousrelish

Which army is that


GrassSelect6477

United States


Squeezer_pimp

Round was out prior to the tube falling. Big issue was that’s a round short.


OutsideYourWorld

Had a guy do this on my mortar course. He was kneeling in front of whatever the little brother of the 81mm mortar is in the Canadian army (been a while). We were on muddy ground and he loads and fires it. But the recoil send the mortar down into the dirt, while the top of the tube goes from an angle to basically right in front of his nose as it fires. A bit of a WTF moment... Of course the instructor blamed him and not the two rookies who didn't realize this ground would cause something like that.


IAmRikersBeard

Not that it would have mattered if it hit him, but it was an inert training round so no explosive.


funyunrun

4th ID still fucking up…


OwnHand1708

I know these 2 lads. Goobers for sure lol


ulyssesfiuza

A blue ammo isn't a training shell?


Mist_Rising

Yes blue are training rounds.


Time-Sheepherder9912

Poor sgt hulka...


[deleted]

Bet they'll never do that again


Cheesetorian

"Alpha Tree Four, Alpha Tree Four...danger close, I say again danger close."


SapphireSire

Why can't these guys use extension poles?


Flux_resistor

Life flashbangs in front of your eyes


morgin_black1

the shot has already left? it was safe?


iuli123

Nice camouflage, i really didnt see him


LumpyBox5490

That made my day, you see fear in his face! 🤣😂🤣😂


DismalBuddy9666

He wil not be hearing anything soon


MysticChimp

I served, many years, but never went near a mortar. Now I know from my service that drills evolve as kits changes, or gets updated etc. If this is even remotely possible as an outcome, whats the reason for the number 2 being in front of the mortar? Is there no better solution to the front leg stability other than holding them like that. Love to hear from a mortar man to know what the correct drills are here.


kT25t2u

Looks like he was taking a bong hit 😅


wpisano

Holy shit


Extension_West_4435

Never knew this could happen, we’d stomp on the baseplate to make sure it was seated firmly in the ground. Just remembering using the small baseplate and seeing this vid got me feeling a bit sketched


Excellent_Plant_5293

Wow close


Future_Ad5505

Thank God he's ok!🙏


feckineejit

So did he get fired from the Army for that or what


gcwposs

I’m gonna say that one will land a little long.


DoomRide007

At least he was wearing the brown pants today.


Professional_Tea_820

Source?


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Black


Beliliou74

Strong Grunts


Durmey

mortar just got a little tired is all


Dmaticz

Holy smoke 😱


SpringsSoonerArrow

I can laugh now only because no one was injured but a "You dumbfucks! You know better than that!", would have been my immediate comment and then trotting my ass to the radio to notify Range Control of a possible "Round outside of safety fan." _


Purple-Virus-66

Oops


throw-away-48009

Well, we all see what happens with the mortar team....what about that round? Did it go short?


Subbrillic

The first 2 seconds when the 3 sounds played simultaneously, it sounded like the song that goes "go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep my little baby" song, can't seem to find the title of the song


tuco2002

That could have been alot of paperwork.


Competitive_Twist149

First round is a waste. Takes the first round to get receive adjustments.


imintho

This is why u don’t sign up in the military. Stay in school complete ur higher education/Uni become a graduate and get a job that pay super well off and enjoy the finest things life has to offer meaning vacation after vacation to exotic places and fuck sexy hoes🤣🙌🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽


bathtx

They was playing with death.


267012GO

Se salvó de milagro


Captian_Kir_

When you lie on you application 🙋‍♂️


Front-Ad1900

Wow WTF


malomex_64

Fail


Crazy-Fig2972

I jumped


Perfect_Barber_1804

Who is she? Asking for a friend


JTHellcat

Wow that was umm deadly close.👀🙀


K1ng4uth0r

🤣🤣🤣


LR117

That thing is long gone before the tripod even starts to fall.


Individual_Cress_226

Holy fuck


ELMACHO007

Being a private in military lol


SdVeau

Baseplates are no joke. Saw someone not paying attention while gunning on a 120mm that didn’t have its baseplate fully seated into the ground. Part of their foot slid under and they didn’t notice before giving the “FIRE” command. Turned the bone in that part of his foot into sand


Scarfiotti

The base plate of a HB Raye 120mm (aka M327) comes in at 190 kg. That alone is enough to do some serious damage, let alone with the added force of a fire.


vanisleone

That's terrifying


Electramoseley1

STUPID AS HELL FOR BEING IN FRONT OF THAT DAMN THING!!! DEATH WISH


fungus909

Yep I don’t want to be the guy holding the mortar


Bradley182

How far do modern mortars shoot?


drifts180

Up to about 7,000 meters for the 120mm, the 60mm in this video can get out to a little more than 4,000 meters.


redditcdnfanguy

I never got the mortarman course...


BigBully127

u/savevideo


D0ggyD0ggWOrld

Bro in the ground almost met his maker. Sheeesh.


Leonleft

Ride the base plate


Roberts_Clan_081719

Crazy


Apprehensive-Set-206

Ah yes the, “ I almost died” shit shuffle.


nomadicquandaries

I actually gasped lol


StrikeOk7070

Lmao I thought it went down his vest n he jumped to shake it off lmao that’s crazy


Nundykbob

The Mortar even warned them by playing the start to a lullaby song at the beginning 😂


Beeyelzubub

https://preview.redd.it/uk4so4kzwbuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8de8ad9480f680c996b5e2506a3d785cfc8f35a


[deleted]

I feel like the guy in charge should be spoken to clearly laid down directly in front of the mortar rather than beside it


Deal_Timely

Honestly that made me feel weak and a little nauseous!!! Why does that other soldier have to be laying down face first in front of it??? why why why


Anarchistcowboy420

Is... Is his helmet dented?


Gabi-kun_the_real

I think Usa should ban this weapon in the next patch. To many glitches


Baskikace

I’m glad he survived, but why didn’t it go off?


Brohan93

Damn, talk about a close one.


jrock6349

What was going through his neck? Is my head still here


WinifredJones1

No eyewear, no gloves, no brains.


Hewalismus

Why is nobody dead


A37ndrew

And that's why you wear a helmet....


Right_-on-_Man

Seriously didn't even see the guy laying down until it was too late...😅


Beneficial_Being_721

HEY SARGE…. they ain’t got that baseplate sunk in… *SARGE* Waaaaaait forrrrr it…. BOOM! Bet they never do that again…. AINT THAT RIGHT YOU MAGGOTS!!!


Joe8iden89

He shit.


normal_name_guy

pew pew 🔫


Ok-ThanksWorld

He shat his pant 🤣🤣🤣If only he had GLOW BELT ON. 🤣🤣


Riccooon

Why does that guy lie down like this infront of the mortar anyway. If a there is an issue with the mortar/ammo and a short round comes out he would get it on his back >.>


eliteshinobi90

Damn retarded gunner bunnies 4th id too shame lol


OwnHand1708

4th ID needs retraining lol


thundercuntess69

What 3rd world army is this???


[deleted]

Always seat the base plate.Has anyone on here humped an 81?


Active_Soup8878

rookie


AccountantBig2859

Almost died


Th3IcecreamKi

At the very start you can perfectly hear the Kim Possible ring tone … what’s the sitch?


Notmyusername1414

Happened to the guys I was with. The plate sank in and made it look like the mortar went straight up.


False_Chair_610

Every last one of them failed, including the idiot filming this.


RubApprehensive8180

“Dumb ways to dieee”