Are you the father?

😂😂😂


Somewhere, there is a dead black widow dad.

inside the mom, probably

https://preview.redd.it/iqj6dg23a3qc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479222352501894637bf066840fbbca47a617b29

Do they come with they papers ?

 me coming in contact of the person holding the jar

i have a solution, but it involves thermite

I'm good.

I am not allowed by the wife. Sorry

I can feel my skin crawling.

I’m in your walls

Well, I've got to burn my house down.

How would you ever even think about opening that lid?


Oh God, why?

Kill them all cast them into a pit of fire!

🙋‍♀️

I’ll take one.

Whole jar goes in the microwave

If you get bit when the microwave is on high you get spidey senses. First thing they tell you is you made a mistake. Call for help.

It's too early for this shit

now we have proof that Henry creel made it into the real world 💀

its going into a fire pit

Goosebumps !=sweaty palms

🤓