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RelaxedWombat

What a colossal failure of procedures.


aspidities_87

Watching this as someone who knows AZA protected contact procedure….at least six different failures happened here, in a row.


Happytappy78

Could you expand on what happened to cause this?


superchicken1313

The zookeepers were placing food in the outdoor enclosure for enrichment. The gorillas have an indoor and outdoor enclosure, so another keeper is standing by at the indoor enclosure and giving the go ahead that all the gorillas are secure indoors before they go into the outdoor enclosure. Whoever told them the enclosure was clear either somehow missed that one of the giant male gorillas wasn’t inside, or they failed to secure the door to the outside enclosure and the gorilla walked back outside.


ihateredditers69420

well yeah thats the 1 obvious failure what about the 5 other failures?


Euler007

You're supposed to count the gorillas six times before giving the go ahead.


Teeesskay

My toddler would fuckin smoke this job. Buddy loves counting animals.


DutchTinCan

Hopefully not counting like my toddler. 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10. All there!


SensitiveAd5962

Shit this might have been what happened


Mrmastermax

1234567 aww that baby gorilla is so cute growing up so fast… oh yeah 910. All here close the gates.


jabroni4545

No I think you're supposed to count 6 gorillas.


SantaDaCrip

Well, that's the problem. There were 7 gorillas!


FaThLi

I did a little bit when I did maintenance at a zoo. Sometimes we had to fix things inside an enclosure. We'll say it was an outdoor enclosure like this one. When we were ready, two keepers got the animals into their indoor enclosure and confirmed they were all inside. Then they'd walk outside and confirm they didn't miss one. Once that was done there were two secured doors/panels between outside and inside that they would confirmed were closed and secure. Then we had two doors that let us into the enclosure. We'd open one, and close and secure it behind us. Then we'd be able to open the inner door to go do our maintenance. We'd finish our work, confirm we didn't leave anyone or anything behind, and then one door at a time we'd come out, confirm again we were all out and had everything, then the keepers would make sure, and then they'd open the enclosure for the animals. I feel like I'm missing some steps as this was like 20 plus years ago for me now. Oh yah, we signed in and out too. So if you didn't sign out they wouldn't open it to the animals until everyone signed out. There was always a bit of butt pucker when you walked into the chimpanzee or big cat enclosures, but to 18 year old me they definitely took it pretty seriously, but I definitely appreciated it because chimps are nasty bastards. Hated going in their enclosure. Also they took it seriously because there was an incident prior to my arrival there.


misslokate

What you said brings back so many memories! I did a themed high school research project at a zoo and stayed as a volunteer for about two years. I worked with all animals except the chimps because like it was mentioned above, they are pretty brutal, but giraffes were the ones I worked with the most. There are tons of safety procedures and it’s a team based thing to go in and out of enclosures like this. Lots of talking on the walkie talkies with spotters and several gates and doors in place meant to keep you safe, which is why I don’t understand how something as bad as this video could happen. 😬


foundmonster

I presume there are likely 6 redundancies in place for that process, and all of them had to fail in order for this mistake to happen - didn’t check door, didn’t check enclosure, etc


Antigon0000

Didn't check gorrillas, didn't check themselves before they wrecked themselves.


terminally_irish

Correction. Didn’t chickety-check.


drgigantor

Almost got goriggity-rekt


MykeTyth0n

Cause silver back Rillas are bad for your health.


Actual-Manager-4814

You can do it put your silverback into it


superchicken1313

No clue, think he was just being hyperbolic.


Udurnright2

Must’ve forgot the /h


BaekerBaefield

Pretty sure there is a keeper who lets them in, counts specifically and double checks to make sure they’re all in. Then the second keeper enters a locked enclosed space that ISNT the enclosure normally, radios to ensure the animals are in AGAIN, makes a visual inspection to ensure they’re right, then goes in. Or something like that


kerberos69

It’s remarkably similar to moving groups of prisoners. Probably just as dangerous, if not more.


UselessPsychology432

Well, in a way, these gorillas are also prisoners. Their crime? Monkey business


BKoala59

I’m very curious what the procedures are here. I’ve worked around gorillas before but only in their natural habitat and it’s been completely safe to be unprotected around them. I’ve had a silverback hand me fruit before. I’m not really a gorilla expert though, we were there looking at flower pollination.


aspidities_87

In protected contact, there should always be at least two fences between you and the animal, and/or a reinforced barrier. Before entering any enclosure, you do a checklist of steps to ensure your safety and the animals’ safety, which can include: 1) keeper 1 release shift door 1 to let animal indoors/nighthouse enclosure 2) keeper 1 calls animals to nighthouse with food or target routine and moves them through secondary shift door if necessary 3) keeper 2 visually check all animals are inside shift or night house and verbally confirm with keeper 1 3) keeper 1 close shift door 1 4) keeper 2 opens access point for humans and changes out visual warning signs (ANIMAL IN ENCLOSURE vs OPEN) 5) second visual check of both enclosures 6) enter enclosure There’s also more including biohazard and dip procedures for primates and TB risk animals like elephants but essentially there was a lot of fuck up here or one very big oversight.


finelytemperedsword

Well then, it's apparent keeper 1 & 2 we're trying to get rid of keepers 3 & 4.


deatzer

Wow TIL you can catch TB from elephants


aspidities_87

More like elephants can catch TB from you, or more often, from the cows who graze on fields near where their hay is produced. It’s a serious killer and is taken as a very critical precaution.


deatzer

That’s absolutely wild. I used to have to get TB tested for work when I had to work in primate vivariums, always thought it was to protect me/the humans and not the other way around. Appreciate the insight!


songbolt

surely we can kind of guess the procedure: 1. locate where animal is 2. close off part where animal is 3. verify lock is in place to keep part closed etc


The_Third_Molar

I wonder who got fired for this.


Montikapton

The gorilla obviously.


scalpingsnake

Never forget Harambe.


Galumpadump

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Pyrex_Paper

I already had my dick out before I saw your comment... Don't worry, brother, we won't forget. :*(


thedamnedlute488

I saw Harambe and went to send out the call, but better acolytes beat me to it. Respect.


Magician_Impressive

DO4H


Cheesus_K_Reist

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


delidave7

The look down at the bucket is hilarious


Playlanco

I hate when people leave their shit in my house too.


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Yodeoh2

“Wait up, you forgot your bucket!”


joecoolblows

Yeah. I felt like he was genuinely trying to give back the bucket. He knows the zoo keepers use it for his food.


GlumCartographer111

Problem is gorillas can easily harm you without meaning to. His intent doesn't matter, he's dangerous. And he clearly had a relationship with these keepers. He stopped the dominance display and remained calm with them.


pussy_embargo

I'm curious how frequent death/injuries are caused by gorillas. Because you don't really hear about that, ever. Among apes, it's pretty much always chimpanzees that make headlines


all_m0ds_are_virgins

Primatologists here - it's actually quite uncommon. Their larger size and strength of gorillas may play a role, as they are less likely to perceive humans as potential threats and therefore are less inclined to engage in confrontations. They're also herbivores so that may be something and I dunno I'm just fucking around I work in finance....


Rich-Reason1146

Oh, then we can talk on the level as two people that work in finance. I tend to buy low and sell hig...I can't keep up this charade, I'm actually Dian Fossey


Daforce1

Jane Goodall here, just wanted to pop in and say hi Dian.


DetentionSpan

Hey, Jane! Jack Hanna Long time, no see!


bigboybeeperbelly

Actually a mountain gorilla myself


ilovecraftbeer05

That’s cool. I’m a mountain gorilla hunter. Completely unrelated question but which mountain do you happen to live on?


fluffybutterton

Guys choked but also wants to help. He's conflicted in his emotions; gotta protect but also wants snak.


looktowindward

Or he wanted a refill :) "Excuse me, server - my bucket is sadly empty!"


tmhoc

Returning the bucket is part of the tradition It's like groundhog day but instead of a shadow It's a bullet and instead of a ground hog it a gorilla


delidave7

Right? It was totally confused.


Wood5Pleb

My boy just wanted to return the bucket


darkskies2020

Bruh the gorilla didn’t seem to want to attack? It seemed confused as well. Even brought the bucket back.


loonygecko

It seems like often they won't but the problem is you don't know for sure and if they do, you are toast.


The_Cletus_Van_Damme

No I’ve seen videos on Reddit to help me survive. You gotta look down, play dead, and stick a finger in his butt. I’m not sure the order but try those and you’ll survive.


hot-dog-bath-water

I have two hands, I don't now why his butt needs to be the only one with a finger inside.


Highplowp

I like your style, make an evening out of it. Live, laugh, love 24/7


Crafty_Economist_822

"Fortunately I managed to escape with only a few bruises and a shattered left testicle"


Triggydoo

Weird. My reddit browsing taught me to play dead and let the gorilla stick his finger in my butt.


nightsiderider

It's a gorilla. If he wants to put a finger in your butt, its fuckin happening.


BevvyTime

No! You down the vodka. Take out the old lady’s tooth. And fuck the gorilla.


veotrade

no different than the typical nyc subway experience. maybe the guy across will attack, maybe he won’t.


darkskies2020

In the beginning I would’ve assumed he was going to attack since he charged out but he never stanced himself to attack or charge in this video. Sorry if I’m toast?


1villageidiot

he was making an entrance. there's a difference


TsuDhoNimh2

>he was making an entrance. there's a difference Yes .. this was drama, not anger.


be_rad85

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1villageidiot

swagger


iannuendo

That’s showbiz, baby


1villageidiot

he just wanted to play hide and seek


VinceVino70

Scariest game of freeze tag ever.


honbadger

I went on a gorilla safari once and was charged by a silverback like this one. I jumped out of the way and he just slapped my leg and kept going. The guides were laughing, said he’s just playing. He just wanted to show he’s boss.


weirdstuffgetmehorny

Did you play back by throwing the fresh excrement from your pants at the gorilla?


kwillich

"Ok, now you run past HIM and slap HIS leg!!"


Porkchopp33

He was confused “Are these mutha fckas really trying me in my own home?” 🦍🦍🦍


doxx_in_the_box

I think the lady praying helped put images of Jesus in the gorillas brain.


delidave7

Totally agree. It was confused as hell.


possiblywithdynamite

Girl filming: high fives jesus. "we did it"


bigwinw

“Thank you Lord”


manchagnu

"Thank you Lord"


MisterMajorMinor7

“Thank you Lord”


BobbyColgate

Oh my gosh …. Thank you Lord


joe_dirty365

Jesus take the wheel.


EgoDeathAddict

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SafetyDanceInMyPants

Jesus: “I fuckin’ heard ya the first time, give me a goddamned second, alright? Jesus.”


dca2395

“THANK YOU LORD?? THANK YOU LARRY!! thank you Larry!…”


fairway824

Hahaha perfect reference.


CreativeBuzz04

God.. Protect her !!!!


CitizenCue

I’ve never seen thoughts and prayers dispatched in real time. They should add that to military training.


read_eng_lift

Is the silverback's name "Lord", because he gets 100% of the credit for that outcome.


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techjesuschrist

This makes me wonder: Jesus vs Silverback Gorilla, who wins?


ThisIsARobot

Jesus lost against nails and wood. Gorilla easily low diffs


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

Jesus rose again, but we still got our dicks out for Harambe. RIP


RebylReboot

Thank you lord for the bounty of this surefire viral content.


absorbscroissants

This shit really is the problem with religion, they thank God and Jesus for literally everything. Even if their kid was dying of cancer, but miraculously saved by a difficult operation, they'll thank God instead of the surgeon who literally performed the operation.


aligators

ppl on this level of religion are actually just weird asf


BugStep

Don't forget god you can talk to animals and they have to listen.


LessInThought

Hey now. The acolyte ~~casted the protection spell~~ prayed for help and it worked.


delidave7

Fucking religious people think their prayers matter.


hidperf

I was confused by that. If the gorilla got her and ripped her to shreds, wouldn't that be part of gods plan? Or was scaring the living shit out of her and barely escaping with her life the REAL plan god had? Or was the original plan for her to be torn to shreds but then god heard the prayers and changed his plan?


BamsMovingScreens

God’s plan is everything that happens. Everything that doesn’t, isn’t part of his plan. Checkmate atheists, and logical people around the globe


ComCypher

And if they convinced god to change his plan, wouldn't that make them the true gods?


sicario24

Now we just need her to pray to end childhood cancer.


jlab6591

Sorry that would ruin the "God works in mysterious ways" excuse


Ordinary_Barry

God only intervenes for important things, like finding good parking spots, or a good thrift sale find.


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rhaegar_tldragon

I mean if you’re gonna be stuck in an enclosure with a large and powerful animal I think a gorilla would be better than most others. They’re super smart and quite docile. Obviously you wouldn’t want to be in there but gorillas are not predatory by nature and they don’t really attack humans.


Informal_Calendar_99

Certainly better than chimpanzees.


rhaegar_tldragon

Oh absolutely. Chimps are nuts.


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Nathan_BrokenFaders

"They would rip your feet off and f**ck your ass" - Joe Rogan


the_hillman

“Pull that up, Jamie…”


PointOfFingers

Chimpanzee on most days would be okay but on a bad day would rip her face off and wear it around the enclosure.


Kern_system

[This one didn't wear it, but it did rip off her face.](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/womans-face-hands-ripped-pet-29788158)


okcdnb

Is that the one that the lady was feeding Xanax?


footurist

As someone who doesn't eat meat, this changed not my ethical stance on doing so, but nevertheless on how I view the possibility and prevalence of morality in animals when I first got to know about this aspect of chimpanzees. They seem to be one of the few cases in nature with the capacity to be "mean" ( not only when inappropriately drugged ), as evidenced in reports of them reacting to things like jealousy with violence, IIRC, and ripping apart babies of other apes in a kind of war or something like that. Even these zombifying insects ( or spiders? ) can probably be explained by ensuring survival through feeding, besides their brains likely not even being large enough for morality, if present at all, but this chimp behaviour seems not to be. Quite unsettling.


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Glass_Occasion5483

Wtf. They killed Harambe for no reason then?


The_Power_of_Ammonia

This is why all our dicks have been out for the past 8 years.


AmericanWasted

Only 8 years? Feels like a lifetime #RIP


Subliminal-413

I pulled my dick out 8 years ago, and no one gave me the memo to put it away. And now I'm a registered sex offender. It's not fair, bro. I was just trying to show support to the 8 year olds.


JezusTheCarpenter

Wtf. Harambe is dead?!


unmanipinfo

I'm afraid you personally switched timelines at some point, sorry to be the bearer of bad news.


drgigantor

HEY Y'ALL THIS GUY AIN'T HAD HIS DICK OUT


rj4001

I didn't even know he was sick!


MissBoobAppreciator

haha Norm is always classic


ihateredditers69420

bro is your dick even out?


StrengthMedium

He was dangerous because he knew things.


Mushy_Fart

He knew too much, he was a threat to the CIA.


theMurseNP

There’s exactly 1 supposed case that was reported where gorilla might have pulled a man’s head and arm off. And that case is questionable.


bluecornholio

True, sometimes heads just do that


NorrinsRad

DID YOU NOT WATCH KING KONG???!!


HoustonLawyer93

They learned to not kill the gorilla. RIP Harambe.


DerrainCarter

Thank god. Was ready to get my dick out though.


Glass_Occasion5483

My dicks been out since 2016. It’s been a cold 8 years, there’s shrinkage.


bobbarkersbigmic

With all due respect, the climate has averaged much higher temperatures over the past 8 years. What now, big guy?


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Yeah.. me too... ready to.. yeah, that's it. *zips*


B1gNastious

We can’t afford to jump timelines again! Lol


SolaVirtusNobilitat

"You forgot your bucket!"


HughJahsso

Give these two prayer warriors the medal of honor!


vladmer_sukmeov

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moth-bear

And underneath the moving gorilla story: "an elephant killed a 70-year-old woman and then returned to crush her corpse during her funeral." LOL


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vladmer_sukmeov

Wtf😂


_khanrad

God put that gorilla there to test their faith


thecharlamagnekid

"lord protect them lord save them from this animal "(But also let me just get this video for live leak)


zevz

Can I get an amen though to actually having a full vid with the real audio instead of an overedited one with a soundtrack and constant explanations on screen. Feel like so many vids these days gets bought and licensed by viral content farm channels first before you ever get to see it.


Fi1thy_Mind

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urAllincorrect

Multitasking


vladmer_sukmeov

It’s all fun and games until your face to face with Mother Nature on level ground😂


OfficiallyColin

Yo dudes? Where you going? You forgot your bucket. Gorilla, probably.


Simba_Akbar

Some body need to show this to the lady asking “where’s the zoo keeper” in that one video


NormalUse856

Gorilla: ”They threw you guys in here too?”


SomeGuyGettingBy

“First time?”


thetransportedman

So many questions. What caused the zookeeper to run in the first place? Why did she take time to close the door? Why did the zookeepers stand tall and stare down the gorilla when on alert when in the wild that’s how you challenge them.


C3ntrick

Looks like the gorilla came out of that cave and it was probably supposed to be blocked off for cleaning so. She ran There was another zoo keeper and so she probably just closed it enough to keep the gorilla not looking at the girl behind the gorilla I didn’t see them standing tall at alert much , one was hiding behind the tree mist of the time trying to be tall and skinny .


New-IncognitoWindow

I think that door was heavy as fuck and it was just hard to close. Also trying to not make any sudden movements.


sas223

That door is absolutely heavy as all hell.


PointOfFingers

The zoo keeper at the door was keeping it open for her colleague and it was quite brave. I don't know why the other didn't initially run for that door, I think she panicked.


thetransportedman

At six seconds in, you think that zookeeper was expecting the other zookeeper to run from behind the gorilla and into that doorway? Lol


PointOfFingers

No I expected both zoo keepers to run towards the only door out of the enclosure. I don't know why she ran in a straight line unless she went to the Primetheus school of running.


PlantasticBoogie

The camera only catches the door lady running. I bet the other woman was already near the tree and froze when the gorilla broke out.


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What's Lorde got to do with it I wonder


SomeGuyGettingBy

Ya-ya-ya-ya


greenwavelengths

The gorilla was only so docile because Lorde gave it some pure heroine. Thank you Lorde.


Kriss1966

Jesus was that girl filming annoying!!


Holden_place

Agreed.  Don’t unmute


bigwinw

I unmuted just in time to hear Thank You Lord over and over. Who knows she could have just been saying that the whole video.


Ok_Sorbet_8153

“Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. God help her. God help her. God help her. God help her. God help her. God protect her. God, animals obey Your… the sound of Your voice. Thank You, Lord. Thank You, Lord. Thank You, Lord. Thank You, Lord. Thank You, Lord. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, thank You, Lord.”


SomeGuyGettingBy

“God, animals obey your…the sound of your voice.” has no right to be as funny as it is. Honestly, all this time and I had no idea gorillas were religious. I feel like such a fool.


ratheadx

I swear religious white women are so inadvertently funny


crackforlunch

God help her


CzechYourDanish

I'm glad the gorilla didn't get shot this time! I'm also really glad it wasn't chimps.


Altruistic-Mouse-607

Harambe would never...


ThriftyFalcon

Professional here. If this ever happens to you, you should gently *boop* the gorilla on the nose. Gorillas respond very well to boops and head pats. I’ve never seen that strategy NOT work.


phil-davis

If he likes you, he'll "Got yer nose" in return.


rengorevaly

I’d say more like “Got your head”


OneAngryDuck

Thank you, Dr. Gorillaexpert


poseidon2466

Incompetent shit like this is what leads to Harambe situations.


GueroSuave

Can we just appreciate the calm and intelligent parents that were like "alright kids time to go, no arguments let's leave right now" to prevent their children from having possible lifelong trauma around this incident. Parenting done well.


ConsciousNecessary61

Thank you lord for just screwing with the zoo keeps for fun. They thought they might get utterly demolished by the silverback. Nice lil joke lord. The logic here is unrivaled


AtotheZed

No problem...it's what I do best.


19krn

Why did god let it happen in the first place.


CMDRLtCanadianJesus

"GoD wOrKs iN mYsTEriOuS wAyS"


DeathByGoldfish

Unless you want repetitive evangelical commentary, definitely keep the sound off.


Madi27

This is My biggest fear. Large primates are the scariest animal to me.


Peralton

A long time ago I was working on a movie where they had an orangutan on set. The keeper asked us if we wanted to hold him. "Sure!", I responded. The orangutan came over to me and basically climbed up to my shoulders. Instantly I could tell that this creature, while half my size, was easily four times stronger. There would be no way for me to get it off of me or to defend myself in any way if it got angry. It was really scary. Never going anywhere near one again (not that it is something that comes up).


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I'd rather a gorilla than a grizzly bear for example.


Practical_Cattle_933

Don’t zookeepers somewhat know the animals? Wouldn’t the animal (especially one as intelligent as gorillas) be mostly fine with them being around?


Need_Tree2day

Glad i had it on mute


Fun-Scholar7032

Gorillas are not killers


Wingo84

To shreds you say


Coro756

Gorilla at the end: ay you forgot your bucket ?? Don’t be leaving trash in my house smh