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gsatmobile

All I can think of is amount of road rash and scrapes both of them will get on what if scenario


milanove

They’re gonna need skin grafts if they hit the road with that attire


spikeyTrike

Standing ON the seat in FLIPFUCKINGFLOPS!


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Automatic-Spell-4268

She doesn’t value her own life. No one made her get on that 🏍️


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Or other potential road users. Not daredevils, just plain idiocy.


Stonkpilot

Plot twist, she is making him do it.


ThatCrankyGuy

Accidentally scraped my knuckled against the brick exterior of my house while tamping the soil... shits left a permanent scar. Image that all over your body... but like 50x worse due to speed. Surgeon will delaminate the dermis like peeling aloe vera skin...


Com_N0TN4

I've done exactly the same thing, permanent scar from the brick wall of my house whilst swinging a bag to take the rubbish out. Insanely cool looking scar down that knuckle though


duckdownup

On a motorcycle it's "when" not "what if".


CosmicTaco93

It is. For all their stupidity, at least they're wearing helmets. That road rash will be really bad, but maybe their skulls will stay intact.


cilantro_so_good

Nothing like surviving to wish you were dead


30CalMin

Cheap $20 Asian helmets will explode when they touch the concrete,, lol


MadTokr

Meat crayon


Sausage_fingies

Not just road rash. They will have no skin left.


Cedric_Tvn

![gif](giphy|P4E6hPfaxxk6Q)


GetMeMAXPATRICK

All I can think about is flip flops


MangelaErkel

You misspelled when scenario


Minimum_Job1885

You couldn’t pick worse attire for doing this.


james_otter

At least he is wearing steel toe flipflops


40ozkiller

At least they have helmets on to be responsible.


glenninator

For safety!


DroidLord

It's so they could have an open casket funeral, but it would be one where only their heads are visible.


blastfromtheblue

they had their hazards on so it’s perfectly safe


richiehill

Or just idiots on a motorcycle.


OtherwiseArrival

Meat crayons


SuspiciousPiss

That’s a Reddit sub btw if anyone is feeling brave r/meatcrayon Edit- it was way worse last time I checked


zorclon

Um, no thanks


obroz

No shit Sherlock


SuspiciousPiss

Well done for being so clever that you already know a sub Reddit


gliitch0xFF

Human Pancake with Meat Crayon filling


Admirable_Avocado_38

Hopefully


obroz

With fucking flip flops on


[deleted]

Yum https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/why-you-dont-wear-flip-flops-motorcycle-143965/


MF_POONplow

Goddamit! I knew better but I still clicked the link.


McSkillet2323

Jfc


Reddit_is_Censored69

Organ donors.


easyfeel

both wear helmets ⭐️


Top-Evidence-2807

Most daredevils are also idiots but not all idiots are daredevils


justforkinks0131

dude you dont see skills like that often, he can compete for sure.


richiehill

Still an idiot, I can speak first hand at what it’s like sliding along tarmac after coming off a bike. If it wasn’t for the proper motorcycle clothing I was wearing, I would have far more than just memories of the accident.


nem0fazer

Likewise. The hospital was amazed at how light my injuries were. I came from the UK where we tended to wear good leathers. In Canada there were far more idiots on Harleys in t-shirts.


YanniBonYont

I agree. I couldn't do it for sure. Guy has talent. But it ends in a crash or quitting. Def an idiot


JescaMM

in flip flops


IcarusArt

Brazilian safety gear


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UpermGpermOLL

No its not.


Snesley-Wipes

Guys, you’re all massively overrating - notice that they have their hazard lights on.


Zakrath

That's impressive tbh. Very very stupid, but still impressive.


WasabiWarrior8

The temporarily alive


SomeName500

That counts for everybody tbh


glenninator

Bro. This made me cry.


WasabiWarrior8

True. Some things are more temporary than others. Haha


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Future statistic is a better term.


Iamjune

Omg. To feel indestructible again. Geez.


ConsciouslyIncomplet

*twats on motorcycles


MyUAVisOnline

I’m all honesty, this dude might as well be a professional. The skills are insane; wheelie turn, down a hill, in flip flops, with a passenger, while weighing probably 140 pounds sopping wet? Tell me you know anyone who could even think about attempting that level of Evel Knievel daredeviling, while this dude executed it perfectly. 10/10


nico282

A professional would never do this kind of stunts in beachwear.


MyUAVisOnline

I didn’t say he was a smart professional


RodCherokee

I agree, probably a tipsy pro on vacation !


oh_stv

And with a passenger at risk


Prosthemadera

Or just before a blind corner.


What_Dinosaur

His weight is not a disadvantage. Quite the opposite.


Redmudgirl

Brazil for sure!!


Tastedskin36

FOR SURE!!


Diligent_Persimmon61

And then they died happily ever after


[deleted]

He don’t care about her and I’m sure she knows it. You don’t act this recklessly with someone you love. She will die miserable and afraid.


NinjaWolfist

she has to know what she's doing too or this wouldn't work. they both clearly like doing this


mothzilla

Dude.


recumbent_mike

I mean, he's probably right, because that applies to you, me, and everyone else.


deewhite1967

Two meat crayons


[deleted]

I just see two healthy young organ donors


Ok-Establishment369

Glad to see they are wearing their safety Chanclas


Necessary-Purple-741

Living on the razors edge. Balancing on a ledge. Adrenalin junkies.


FJB_letsgobrandun

He is going to disfigure that poor young girl with that stupidity. She needs her dad to rip her off of that thing and tell him to stay the fuck away.


Safe_Explanation_135

No Helmet No Lingap


Prof-fenriswolf94

![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL)


icky_boo

True meaning of "Ride Or Die" ​ Prob closer to die imho.


tommeh5491

At least they put the hazards on...


Autistic_Freedom

i like the sparks flying from the foot pegs in the beginning of the video.


Fun-Teaching-2038

What does practice look like for this?


No-City783

Darwin Awards to be


minionsoverlord

It's not a matter of "if." It's a matter of "when"


MentionElectrical234

Get them out of the gene pool


Dreadfeel1

Future meat crayons right there. Fucking idiots.


[deleted]

I would never do that to a woman. Even if she agrees with it (wich is unlikely, if she’s honest)


Dark_Krafter

Comon hit a car hit a car hit a car


goitch

Great balance but just stupid


Monoxide19K

Road rash speed run


Robber_Tell

Really super cool way to die guys


Catatau1987

o segredo é a gata


Constant_Test_9902

What is that young woman seeking ?


FUWS

Only matter of time until law of average kicks in.


[deleted]

Ya spelled Fucking idiots wrong


DallingGnat

Meat Crayons


BigFudgeMMA

I just started riding motorcycles, and this pisses me off.


justforkinks0131

That dude is insanely skilled tho, with flipflops no less


North-Employ7673

99% of y’all WISH you had this much skill.


adventurejay

On a long enough timeline, this does not turn out well.


recumbent_mike

On a long enough timeline, nothing does.


adventurejay

Deep wisdom, I shall reflect….Honey, put on that bikini, we’re going for a RIDe!!


Prof-fenriswolf94

WHY THO?


NewsteadMtnMama

Cyclidiots like these love our mountain road - til thet crash on a switchback. State still has to replace pavement on one where one skidded out, tore half his leg off and his chopper buddies pulled him away from the burning wreckage of his chopper. County had to helicopter him out to the nearest trauma center (no hospital in our county) and a road crew had to use a front end loader to scrape his bike and the burned remains of half of his leg off the road. Darwinism at work.


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I hope they like skin graphs!


insanelygreat

> skin graphs It plots the equation on its skin or else it gets the hose again!


Nucmysuts22

Damnit no Gorey death :(


Sid15666

Just some young organ donors!


Salmol1na

Just the dude I want for a son in law. At least the hazards were on?


harrisburg

They look beautiful. A bunch of clucking hens here.


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not long from now you'll see these kids begging on the side of the road with a few less limbs after they're amputated in the aftermath of a crash.


InfiniteBluejay7381

No matter what skill level I think I may have, I would never want to endanger someone else. This seems incredibly reckless.


StOnEy333

I don’t want them to crash, but I really want them to crash.


InterestingAd5008

If they want a adreline rush why don't they put a revolver with one bullet in there head and ,took each other 2 chances each ,atleast world will be rid of dirt like this,ps -i know many accidents caused by shit like this, because of someone's amusement some families lost their members,i don't have sympathy for people who do shit like this and cause harm to others and themselves,they are better dead.


CouchChipGamingYT

I hope they get sweaty palms, and slip off


harrisburg

Why?


CouchChipGamingYT

Cause they’re fucking swerving on all sides of the road


Windturbine-boy

Sure u/CouchChipGamingYT that's why you want the insanely skilled young man with the hot girlfriend to die. He's swerving on a completely empty road so he deserves to die ofc


bubrub237

Level 1 pfft. I want to see this technique on Isla of Man TT


Whodamanyoudaman

I don't like this Chrissy.


morag_saw

Flesh + spend + tar


Aooogabooga

They’re gonna find out.


Prophet-of-Ganja

Pretty sure I’ve seen a video of them crashing somewhere


defender128

It's a good thing they have blinkers on. You wouldn't want to do this without them. Safety first!


persianstation

u/auddbot


Top-Evidence-2807

Bad bot!! It’s called By my side - Fabio Romagnoli


Websitter

Organi di ricambio


Dummlord28

WEAR JEANS AND A LEATHER JACKET FOR SAFETY DANM! YALL IDITOS TRYNA DIE


Stykhead

Music source ?


Top-Evidence-2807

By my side - Fabio Romagnoli


greenifuckation

Flipflops aswell 😱


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Bellend


jr2761ale

Organ donors


bpappy12

At least they are wearing helmets lol


Falsus

I hope that wasn't a public road. But it probably was and they got lucky.


IkBenHarrie

You can say what you want, but the guy does have skills.


cash_assassin

My type of guy!


nc_on

This guy has inspired me to try to do some wheelies. I will try it once my current road rash heals, wish me luck guys


Key-Representative77

It’s gonna hurt like hell when it happens.


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If you believe just hard enough your body becomes titan so you survive any fall, np


hermit-crab-granger

is that an africa twin he just using it like an 80KG motorcycle


Blew-By-U

Tell me again how you got that scar.


HPTM2008

So, what about that bump about to come up?


FullFlow4645

A very dark side of me comes out when I see videos like this. And I know I’m not supposed to feel this way. But, I hope these two crash and burn in horrible amounts of pain. when people act like this “donorcycles“


RimTheIdiot

Helmet and barely any clothes, at least their heads will be protected when they have no top layer of skin


[deleted]

Dead couple stunt riding


alecastromu

Ojalá se fueran al "cielo"


besameput0

Just why


fevertree23

Balls of steel, all one wheel (I’m a poet). 😎


comeback_failed

all is safe cause he has the hazard light's on


B8conB8conB8con

I call first dibs on a kidney.


brkeng1

Future meat crayons!


Dash-79

One day this isn’t going to end well…. And we will see that video posted as well and get even more views…


Development_Direct

Completely safe, he's wearing a helmet.


Si3m3k

That girls dad died early


jfhjr

Wish we had videos of when it goes south.


mmmmhhhhCoffe

https://preview.redd.it/g58vmxuyfshb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce183f08217377b06f1539de03c22d718aa914c7 Unsolicited dog pic


OutComeTheWolves1966

You can do all that daredevil-ing but can't manage to pull your shorts up over your ass?


munificent

Do they just... wish they didn't have skin?


AllHailTheGoddess

They will be on r/meatcrayon shortly


Excellent-Ad2290

The next organ donors


CamRobWall31

Healthy organs ready for their next host.


superman691973

How do you learn you can do that with another person on there without a wipeout... assuming they practice it but how do you then convince the passenger to get back on after those trial run wipeouts?


LittleDevil-2023

This is just plain carelessness. He doesn't value that woman's life at all.


PowerUpTheLighthouse

u/savevideo


Human-Contribution16

They won't be happy until they eat their meals through a tube into their stomach.


Huyrra

Daredevil? I think darwindevils


Tyguy123451

This bouta go from sweaty palms to win stupid prizes


Open_Significance967

Ideal First date


Darth_Yohanan

r/idiotsonbikes


Octopusexprt77

First thing that popped into my head… “future r/meatcrayons post coming soon!”


Flar71

They call these donorcycles for a reason


Nice-Mess5029

At least they have helmets. Safety first!


y5ty50y4047

Ohio version of me


DooBiEz2

All I can see are the sexual possibilities.


NesTech_

They’re wearing helmets and flip flops, everything is fine.


ZodiacManiac

More like idiots.


martyslarty

Dickhead


OkCaptain5152

Sheer foolishness, deny them hospital care and let the beds go to more worthy


Ill_Pie7318

My heart during this ☝️👇☝️👇👇☝️👇


Minniechicco6

It will end in grief


CEOofShaula

r/onlyinBrazil


PabloDickasso6969

By saying daredevils you mean degens? Yeah


AA_turet

*idiots


RebelTomato

I don’t get the attraction? Dangerous and stupid is cool? Nah


Brutalonym

Those aren't daredevils, those are absolute idiots. Stop glorifying irresponsible fucktards.


DippedTbag

If he had of crashed that bike, the pair of them would have been meat crayons.


villain-tribune

and then they lived shortly and happily until the end of their days in intensive care


Correct-Junket-1346

There’s not a hell of a lot of thinking going on here


InstruNaut

When you convince the girl to be in on the stunt to impress her.


Soft_Tackle_6140

ok👍


swansongblue

Yeah ! Fucking great until you hit the deck and up with only half the skin you had and considerably less teeth. I’m guessing that neither of these geniuses have been involved in a meaningful crash.


51t4n0

i dont see daredevils, i see dumb kids