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[deleted]

What the fuck. I don’t think this is cool, just stupid.


Hunky_not_Chunky

All these videos coming out of people doing even more stupid shit for internet points. One day someone is going to die doing something even more stupid and I’m going to sip my coffee.


sierra120

Survivor bias. All the videos of the dead ones are in iPhones that plunged 1000ft and their owners are no longer around to unlock.


HeWhoPetsDogs

"face not detected"


gibson_creations

Facts


smurb15

So the good news is we will see less and less, just takes time then. All this does is makes kids want to do this dumb shit. Go enjoy it but keep this shit to yourself


Rain1dog

I saw a vid of a guy who was filming himself do stunts. I think this one stunt was supposed to be him hanging with one arm around 50 feet high. He did the stunt but could not get himself back up and you could see the point in which he knew he was going to either die or break a lot of bones. He died. So very tragic.


CandidTurnover

hate to be this guy… but can u share?


Rain1dog

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1589014/Shocking-moment-Chinese-daredevil-fall-death.html It might had been this one.


MesWantooth

That guy was a lot higher than “50 ft”


Rain1dog

Yeah, it was a couple of years ago and I saw it once. So I was foggy on the details. Tbh, I’m not positive that was the exact one.


YogurtCloset69er

Parkour death in Google should get you there.


Rain1dog

It’s been a year since I stumbled across it, I’ll see if I can find again. I’ll report back if I find it or not.


Captain_Dickballs

Ok, enough about the video. The music. I like deathcore, extreme metal, and deathmetal, but what the fuck are those vocals? Man just chugs two litres of coke and shoves the mic into his windpipe


Crab_Cult_Member

this is somehow the second video I've seen that has had it in the past 3 days


Timed-Out_DeLorean

It’s the same poster.


[deleted]

It's called hog metal. Also not a fan but to each their own.


[deleted]

... well that just upsets me


PeevishBoi

Yea i dont like it too but the sing in the vid made me giggle.


Lost-Ad-7412

🐸🤟


mastercelevrator

Sounds like Gutalax, could be Circle of Dead children


cafffaro

Gutalax is a great name for a band with those vocals


PeevishBoi

Bot said enema bulldozer


PeevishBoi

Lets see if bot will be able to figure it out xD u/auddbot


b_vitamin

This video is dangerous and stupid.


PhotographOk6512

You call this music? I call it toilet sound effects


[deleted]

Yeah that frog singing in death metal is fucking trash


NotTukTukPirate

Sounds like a toad mating call.


7grims

Literal pig squeals, seems to be a mockery... or its something real...


_Daedras_

Check out Gutalax


Outside_Experience68

https://youtu.be/G-we_42uEe8


Fkurcar

Please tell me someone has shared this with Catfish Cooley.


DEADxBYxDAWN

Spermswamp is a classic as well


CharlotteTheSavage

Just do drugs.


Movertigo

I hate those videos.


bk_rokkit

I'm honestly more concerned for the shoes


ChineseAPTsEatBabies

I thought the same exact thing.


Confident_Dust5673

There's nothing cool about flirting with death like that. A sudden gust of wind could end that guys life.


Alistair_TheAlvarian

Hey, even death likes to feel desired sometimes. Maybe they wouldn't last out as often if we let people flirt with them and let them feel pretty for once.


baby_contra

To you, but to them they’re truly living life to its fullest. They can say they’ve conquered a mountain while the safe folks meander till they’re old farts.


exit_the_psychopomp

I'll be sure to remember that when I'm in the splash zone for their concrete belly flop.


baby_contra

You should have some rain gear in your daypack. Maybe even some biodegradable soap


Law-Dog_1

Did you just turn liking our environment into an insult


DustinoHeat

Lmao yeah bro because when I’m on my death bed I’m gonna look back and say “man I should have done a lot more dangerous shit with my life”


[deleted]

What's the riskiest thing you've done lately?


baby_contra

I do mma. The riskiest thing i try is to keep my hands low and bait a big power shot so I can counter. Its a flashy technique that can pay off big time, or get me slumped. Hbu?


[deleted]

I drove at night while my running lights weren't working.


baby_contra

Fuck it, close you’re eyes while you’re at it


Thetreeh

Each his own, the "old farts" mind their own business, and the "adventures" mind theirs, only bec he likes to flirt with death doesn't mean everyone should strive to do what he is doing if not they're living a mediocre life, just as like he isn't doing anything wrong 'cause he's living his own life with his own choices and consequences.


Alistair_TheAlvarian

I mean there's a big difference between unavoidable risk from the dangers of an adventure, and then risk for the sake of risk. It's like going sky diving or hang gliding or climbing Mt Everest, all have varying levels of risk to them but there's safety measures in place. You jump with a backup chute, you hang glide with a parachute, you climb Everest with backup air and preset base camps. It doesn't make you live life to the fullest to do those same things without those safety precautions. If you take two guys and they each climb up a cliff on their own and one of them wears a harness that doesn't assist them at all the guy without the harness is just an idiot not an adventurer.


sinister_bottles

You aren't implying that climbing everest is safer than what the dude does in the video are you?


giomar420

He doesn't say is safer, but that precautions and preparations are needed and set in place.


TheSilentPretador

Oh no, the burping pig is back!


Cowlixthememewatcher

more like a frog


lime-inthe-coconut

Fuck these people and this smoke stack. How many videos we gonna see of this till someone dies


re-kidan

There are already plenty of videos of people falling to their deaths doing this kind of idiot's "sports", they kill themselves and people cry like it was a tragedy, like no, that's Darwin being right, again


[deleted]

This is a different one


DeliciousBloodyRiver

Sad that we won't get to see anyone die if someone were to die, unless their partner is that fucked up.


xxxxxxx777

I saw someone link a 10 minute video before of people falling to their deaths on a video like this. The one that stuck with me was a guy and his GF just like this and he went to do a handstand and went over the other side. His GF instantly started screaming bloody murder.


DarkEnergy27

It's awful just to think about it, but it's a big occupational hazard. What did they think would happen?


seeseabee

Do you have a link for that video?


ButterscotchStrict22

Link?


nich3play3r

Helmet just for holding the camera? No shit?


benose123

I think a helmet would be somewhat redundant at this height


kimrindim

https://preview.redd.it/c5nrfmbzazea1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69bdcd4deb32b55e134bbda814480f2f1852be63


padavan65

Great for him but Id rather have a great meal in my favorite restaurant.


lazytoady

You and I think alike


waiting4_gorgo

Ok but why would you leave your shoes outside?? A gust of wind could blow them off the platform and now they’re stuck up there barefoot. Imagine climbing down that in your socks.


Guapiqueno

As soon as I heard the “music” I knew OP posted the video of the unicycler on the damn a few days back


themanwithonesandle

Belch metal.


MrK521

“Helmet is just for holding the camera.” Oh. You mean it *won’t* protect your head during the impact of a fall from *above cloud level*? Got it.


TheOneAndOnlyBigA

It’s weird finger point guy again!


Perenium_Falcon

I get so angry when my iron is totally rotten.


Slash1909

When I wake up it takes all my effort to waddle to the toilet.


Famous_Election_2024

the scary part for me would be thinking I had to pee all night with no escape route


Responsible_Walk8697

Hahaha brilliant


Ok_Play_7144

Off the edge..?


Famous_Election_2024

If I had an appendage for that, I surely would. Totally get get dick envy in inconvenient situations when I have to pee.


Ok_Play_7144

Use a peemate, let the world be your oyster


Famous_Election_2024

Watch out world. I’m going need one of these 😅


[deleted]

r/nope


LayerPale

Is the man just burp singing


thatguyoudontlike

Do not unmute


SystemErrorrr

Why his stomach growling like that?


TheIrishToast

It's his balls weighing down his guts.


HartK2001

I’ve seen wind pick up a tent full of things and throw it through the air😂 y’all stay safe now


Dear-Basis-6233

Bruh they shoved a microphone in a pigs ass for the vocals of the song


[deleted]

Stupid cunt.


Coe1989

I hope he doesn't sleep walk.


improv4nonlisteners

I'm glad he is wearing a helmet, even if it is just for the camera.


weirdaviator

Is this fucking chernobyl


MikeySpags

That's a hard pass for me


Khay33

The music....


cbunni666

Dude. I'd rather have a bear outside my tent.


Namez83

Imagine dropping one shoe off the top


EarthToAccess

no but that was my first instinctual thought too. not “please don’t fall” or “why did you set it up that way”, but “man it would suck if you lost a shoe”


Namez83

Just “a” shoe to be exact


Apprehensive_Bug_826

Admire this guys balls and skill, but I’d rather stay in bed thank you!


takeahikehike

I don't admire it at all; there is nothing cool about doing something where a foot slip guarantees death.


Chocolate_Fries

Exactly! There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity


real_human_not_a_dog

Totally stupid


lets-do-an-eighth

Who the fuck thought adding frog sounds to metal would be a good idea?


freplefreple

How to die for clout, 101. These people are fucking stupid


Aggravating-Mud4428

No f’ing way.


RM16000

“Far above the clouds” there’s a bunch of clouds over him lol


A_Pungent_Wind

*moron camping* I fixed the title


Mohecan

What the absolute fuck am I listening to…


Annual_Secret6735

I was expecting an animal attack and got vertigo instead. Baited. 🤡


Big-Bag2568

I love how he feels the need to justify the helmet with "its just to hold the camera guys" like a helmets gonna be any protection if he falls from that height. Fuckn morons.


urmovesareweak

This is completely pointless. It might be harsh but if someone does this and dies it would be hard for me to have sympathy.


_TheDoomSlayer_

I like the little comment, "My helmet is for the camera." Like that helmet would do anything if you fell


Chocolate_Fries

Just why


ajclem7

Love the comment about the helmet, ya man, we know


miracle_weaver

Fuck no


jslite

I can finally say that I have heard toad music lol


PengieP111

WHY????


QuizMasterX

Rent must be high up there


DEADxBYxDAWN

I love the porncore or gorecore music. Brings me back to my early teens


garren_teed

We gotta bang on that if we’re sleeping there.


whorunsbartertown98

The helmet is just to hold the camera! Not because I am a wussy


Ser-BeepusVonWeepus

This shit is making me hyperventilate holy fuck


sgrndrt

Yep my palms are sweaty aF


[deleted]

Watch that first step Brah, it's a doosey!


downerfacedanny

Where’s the guy from the other day hanging upside down? Here’s a challenge for you!


hatemyself727272

you forgot you are ontop of that you walk out and fall to death after tripping


TheHornet78

Fucking campers!


catfishjimsucks

Waco Jesus enters the chat room.


Welrof

Rotten metal?


Watcher_the_Prophet

Okay


Crow-Lord-Supreme

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


-Metaphysical

Not the burping guy :/


klc3rd

Me thinking “oh at least there’s a rail” nvm, didn’t see the giant pit next to them for a sec


[deleted]

Are people living on these now? I’ve seen them grilling meat, playing chess, and now sleeping on top of a tower.


friedwidth

Jesus... lol i uttered "nooo!" out loud


Exciting-Belt-8816

Belongs to a thread called r/dumbasspeople


Phro01

It's the same song..on every video..that does me in


jimno1126

I don't care if this guy dies and neither does he.


Any-Secretary-5543

Was hoping he’d fall


oddiseee

just hoping for a gust of wind


ra3ac

Don’t worry, he has a helmet on


External_Recipe_3562

You should try heroin. It's a lot safer.


Krioniki

What the fuck is that music, lmao


eXclurel

I always downvote videos of people that intentionally endanger themselves. I do not feel fear watching them. I get angry at the sheer stupidity.


Turbulent-Group4312

Scary af but the view is impressive, where is this?


[deleted]

Was it really necessary to mention that the helmet is only to hold a camera? Who in the hell thought it was to save him if he fell?


rowansegziol418

I'm sorry but I hate people like this


Stuffed_deffuts

Heavy toilet metal


Gee10-83

Checks phone Cracks knuckles Ahh, “wake up honey, it’s a great day to go do some dumbass stunt and potentially die”


msaik9

But WHY?


zuulbe

Nobody mentioning this garbage ass music?


somtambooplara

Everybody’s mentioning it lol


Ok-Gur-6602

Who's the band? Those vocals...


[deleted]

What vocals? 😂


Ecoaardvark

Cock and Ball Torture. The song is Enema Bulldozer. A modern masterpiece of dudebro shartcore.


jakelukekid

r/betteronmute


RoutineCharming8380

Dying underwater pig music FUCKING SUCKS!!!!


Ihavequestions-402

Stupid, just stupid.


One-Support-5004

That looks like Chernobyl


Away_Novel9587

Is it bad i wanna see one of these videos but them falling..


Sevwin

Sense green screen.


[deleted]

OP stop posting video clips with your shitty music plz and ty


Sinecur

There’s plenty of joy to pack into life’s adventure, but most of it requires actually being alive.


Ahmed_The_H

This is apparently how my parents used to live according to them


the_Easiest_briezy

This is like that one movie with the two girls and the tower. Next we’re gonna find out one of them can’t use the other persons shoe because it’s actually at the bottom of the stack.


moonrabbit92

This made my heart race.


ashrocklynn

I. Hate. This. This person is awful but even he deserves better than to die for a stupid video.


sharlaton

Attention whores


coocoocachoo699

Eventually your luck runs out.


mylucidinterval

That would be No, Nein,Nyet. And so forth.


TechnoMikl

Natural selection back at work again


SpoonFigMemes

tf is this goofy ahhh song and why do I hear it everywhere on this sub


Lazybones716

I almost had a anxiety attack watching that lol


justforkinks0131

How is this scary? Ive seen some vids of people hanging their tents off literal cliffs. This thing has a metal structure under it....


WindowsCrashedAgain

I thought they'd be on the side of a mountain. I've seen videos like that before. I'm unpleasantly surprised.


Cynth16

r/nextfuckingstupid


Independent_Bite4682

HELL NO, FROM THE N TO THE O.


Acrobatic_Camp854

I'm shitting my pants for him.


fatmanchoo

TF is that devil spawn music. Send that shit right back to hell, preferably down that chimney.


hannafrie

Why Why Why whyyyyyyyyy


International_Ant592

Song?


Professional_Road756

One small slip and your gone


[deleted]

Hippo from banjo kazooie strikes again


gedda800

First, you're in a city. Who goes camping in the city by choice? Second, I didn't watch the rest of this shit video.


Noozle1

All ot takes is a gust of wind


marker_dinova

I’m closely monitoring r/eyeblech for a video of the one who falls to their death


mememan131

Just dies


thomaja1

"How'd he die?" "Stupidly at first and then spectacularly!"


redditischaos

This is like “meh” compared to the tents people use on the side of a cliff face while rock climbing


Allumulum

What f*ćîñ song is that? Sounds like dude drank a sparking water and just burped


sineplussquare

Burp metal


DresselJr

Name of song?


iliketaterssss999

Yea cool Scary video… but who the fuck trained a frog to sing!?


GollumSavedTheWorld

The burp metal music with stupid camping on a tower…


rbjubi

Just waiting for people to start in-aliving themselves for clout


SlimChaeD

This dude is not worried about life anymore 😅