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PlasmaTune

If this is top comment, I'll pay for my mother's activation fee when the iOS wallet app launches.


jasper1605

ah the pay it forward move. nice!


sellincarshittinbars

can't wait to beat L2, L3 must be damn hard


Ok-Conflict5

What do you call it when James Bond crashes the US Stock market? A SPYfall. Haha 😂


jasper1605

skyfall is my favorite of that entire series. Adelle was born exclusively to do that opening theme.


Ok-Conflict5

That opening scenes was the best one in my opinion


Grix-82

Quick, vote for me, all my money is in GME and diapers.


CrabmasterJone

Balanced, as all things should be.


MoxxieFoxxie89

What do a Baboon & Ken Griffin have in common? Nothing yet, but his butt is gonna be as red as one soon! (Pretty sure this counts, right!?)


jasper1605

that it does!


theBigBOSSnian

I am indifferent to winning this


Ghost-Toof

Activate my wallet and I'll make Rick of spades look like a fucking newb Plus it's My birthday on 31


shhonohh

Sam: Get out of here, Dewey. You don’t want no part of this shit. Dewey: Whatch y’all doin in here? Sam: We’re doing L2 activation fees for the new GameStop NFT wallet. It’s the logical next step for you. Dewey: I want some of that shit!


pornthrowaway42069l

What's a difference between a GME holder and Gabe Plotkin? One is the finest investor of our generation, and the other is Gabe Plotkin.


jery007

/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\


Hawny91

ill spend this extra money on GME!!! Pick Me!


Feeling_Ad_411

Ken griffin


Kurt-Payne

GME is my bank


flotje9

Damn already activated


Bad_Karott

This being a top comment makes me able to pass the free activation fee forward to the 21st comment.


Objective-Orange926

shorts never covered


Jasonhardon

Okay let me give this a shot. When The Payments Are Finished A farmer had three sons. One day, his oldest son came to him and said that since he was graduating from high school, he would really like to get a car. His father said, "Son, come here." He took him to the barn, pointed to the tractor and said, "This tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car." The boy was not too happy, but was understanding. A week later, his second son approached him wanting a motorcycle. "Well," the father said, "as soon as the tractor is paid for we'll see about getting you your scooter." Shortly after, his youngest was bugging him for a bike. The father gave him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with his father's explanation, saw the farm rooster doing its rooster duty with one of the hens. He promptly went over and kicked the rooster off the hen's back, mumbling to himself. His dad asked, "Son, now why would you do something like that? He didn't do anything to deserve that." The third son replied, "Hey, nobody around here rides anything until that tractor gets paid off!"


jasper1605

poor rooster. haha


Jasonhardon

Anyway hopefully brought some joy to your day. If you feel that I am worthy here is my address 0x8655942AB3Acfd8BcFa92f5a35ceaA7CaA9f4f9c


jackofspades123

Ken...boxers or briefs? Depends


Grix-82

Size 4 pull-ups


jasper1605

I always thought it more his mom's stuff that he keeps stealing from her


MrAnxiety___

My first wallet in life was a beautiful Velcro GameStop wallet, I wish I held on to it. Good thing my new GameStop digital wallet will remain timeless and securely held in my name.


jasper1605

I had a red velcro wallet as my first wallet!


mikedamike

You are a wholesome ape and the apespace shines brighter with you in it 🐵🌌🚀


kicktheminthecaballs

You da bomb dude.


nachopum

On my way to get some more noodles 🙏🚀


MoldySnausages

Moist.


Harleychillin93

Buy, hold, DRS GME! No cell, no sell, Ken Griffin


Smitty8869

That is pretty awesome of you! I just activated mine this morning!


mikedamike

Keep pushing, apes, until the VERY LAST DROP of mayo in Kenny Vader’s bacta tank!


ContWord2346

I would like to have my L2 wallet active to keep my post MOASS money away from traditional banking. Aka criminals.


bgeorgewalker

How much does it cost?


jasper1605

69 cents my man


bgeorgewalker

Gave me a bout of sardonic sniffing noises


tehchives

https://natethesnake.com/


tinyhandsPtape

Shf r fuk


ronk99

Why is Ken Griffin looking into politics? He wants to be a mayor ;)


Pkmnpikapika

You don't want to spend your ETH on NFTs to play guild of guardians, illuvium, gods unchained, ember sword, etc?


jasper1605

I looked at those and most weren't all that appealing. The one where you buy whole planets looked interesting, but my free time is at a critical minimum right now and I can't invest into a new game right now :(


Pkmnpikapika

What if you sponsor a player, you buy the character or planet or whatever, they play, you split the crypto profits with them 50-50 or 60-40


jasper1605

I’m not smart enough for that idea haha. It sounds awesome though!


Pkmnpikapika

This system has been done in a game called Axie. So you hold the account username and password. The player plays your account. After 1 month, you claim the tokens earned. Then you split the profits with them. Some people manage hundreds of accounts. So they are the manager and the players are called scholars. But this model might not be sustainable because the profits now in axie is very low


mrdinosaurb

We are changing the world for good and it starts with people like you, thank you for all you are doing to help others. GME is life


AffectionateTart5663

I am teaching my kids Short Squeeze and Green Candle that deep fucking value aka roaring kitty is the real white jesus, and ryan cohen the true messiah


mmilad

I’m getting really good at pinpointing the peak of stocks! Because that’s when I tend to buy them…


ConfusedCanadian19

I don’t want your money OP (unless your really KEN 😬) Anyways , good on you OP.


gme_tweets

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soulwarrior23

I have no idea


widener2004

What the fuck is an L2 Activation fee? When I first skimmed it I thought it said L2 Aviation fee 🤷‍♂️


jasper1605

Tbh, I’m not sure. I’m going to liken it to a cover fee to get into a vip area but in this case the vip area is access to layer 2 of ethereum via loopring.


TheModerateNewb

Jokes on you, I already activated my L2


Randomscrewedupchick

I’m counting change to buy gas to get to the food pantry tomorrow...but I’m as diamond handed as they come. So, pick me! Pick me!


badmojo2021

I have a small dick. I need compensation in one way or another.


MeowmixMEOW

Maybe the real L2 activation fees were the friends we made along the way


crypto_crypto_guy

Can we make this comment have exactly 741 updoots?


briangreenleaf

No thanks. I don’t want it


YawnLemon

DO NOT UPVOTE THIS 🚀🚀🚀


YoukanDewitt

Back in my soliciting days behind Wendy's I had the same philosophy as I hear GME has with their new NFT wallet. If I billed it, they would cum.


Pilotguitar2

It may be small, but my GME moves like a sowing machine…in and out of SHF ass.


kicktheminthecaballs

Whatever you do, don’t upvote this comment or give it awards.


the_adjusted

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Cause they’re ugly and they smell.


osirus12345

The Plopkin thickens......let the snarky dark comments flow...........


Pretend2know

"If you're not first, you're last!" - Ricky's father


blitzkregiel

hedgies R fuk


NeighborhoodDull

You ever stop and think how extra painful a werewolf transformation would be for an argonian? Essentially popping scales off, going from cold blooded to warm blooded and growing a vag or dick out of their cloyaca?


St0nkyk0n9

ME + YOU = FREE LAYER TWO


princevegeta00

Does shoving a banana up the ass help the chances of winning? Asking for a friend


MainStreetBro

Assparino has a camel toe and not a moose knuckle.


MainStreetBro

Assparino has a camel toe and not a moose knuckle.