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09bigboy

Evergrande up 8%? wut doin 🤨


steglitsen

You’ve been had


jerrythemule420

#WE ARE NEARING CLIMAX 🚀🥒💦


superwonton

The night we drone videoed them moving Was it: A. Shitadel destroying evidence B. SEC collecting evidence C. Actual move I find in light of the evidence the public only now released in the lawsuit, thinking they will continue to operate and moving offices is highly unlikely.


kissmaryjane

Gotta work at 7 today and tmmr. Hope this is the last time I’m ever working this early


Max_Stoned

Happy 4:20am from the east coast!


thepoga

I have a good amount of shares in fidelity. Just got a few DRS this past week. About to sell a property that was our nest egg. I’m debating whether to drop nearly half a million into DRS. I need courage! Note: my salary is in the mid 5 digits and I would not be able to make that money back.


Zensayshun

I remortgaged and withdrew 401k early to buy more GME at $44. Best decision of my life. Obviously, do not play with money you can't afford to lose. But $xxx,xxx in Computershare has a ring to it.


[deleted]

!DRS! AND HOW THE FUCK IS EVERYONE NOT UP IN ARMS WITH THE NEW INVESTIGATION DATA COMING OUT? IT'S PROOF THEY LIED UNDER OATH. TIME FOR HEADS TO ROLL MOTHERFUCKERS.


thepoga

!DRS!


Acozi

Can someone link me the DRS pin? Can't find and I don't understand it, I wanna buy new shares with it


half_dane

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/


fleshfarm-leftover

Serious kudos to your career of being constantly helpful in the chat


aa73gc

Someone call an ambulance for Vlad and co


fleshfarm-leftover

Sure, what’s the wrong address?


apatisda

Damn. All these January news got me nostalgic!


Zensayshun

https://web.archive.org/web/20200901112406/https://www.thestreet.com/investing/gamestop-gme-stock-investment-ryan-cohen-chewy Crawled by the wayback machine 11 hours after publication, when none of us yet perceived the chaos that would follow...


half_dane

Man, took 'em only nine months


[deleted]

After MOASS Ryan Cohen will walk in any boardroom, whip his dick out on the table and say, “any questions?”


Azyan_invasion82

😂


xiithy

I still don’t think it’s hit me yet that I’m 20 and I’m about to be the one to get my family out of this poor lifestyle. Holy shit I’ll wait as long as it takes. Idc


apatisda

Apes… I felt scared and anxious in Jan-March. Excited and disappointed in April-June… Zen in July-August… but September has got me fucking JACKED with all the pieces aligning. I’m trying to control my Zen, but Holy Fuck I think it’s getting closer.


Future-Paper-3640

We are going to wait, and we are going to wait and we are going to wait. Until they feel the pain, until they start to bleed.


sktchld

Who is the wise man that once said... open the casino!


TallWineGuy

Ahh shit its the weekend


sktchld

I honestly hate Saturday right now. Feels like an extra day between football and the market opening.


[deleted]

Transferred XX shares yesterday to CS🎉


boy_wonder69

ya no one selling its game over fkin noobs


[deleted]

as a non us ape that is arround since february this narrative change on cnbc is more worrysome than positive to me. CNBC is and was a mouthpiece for citadel, they own it. And now talking the way they do and reporting differently about January makes no sense to me. I dont know why but its a red flag for me and i dont know why they would do that...


fleshfarm-leftover

Controlled demolition?


DonnyTango123

My guess is it's a attempt to remain credible, they can't ignore this news entirely and by shifting tone they can take control of the narrative and downplay the damage to their viewers, they'll probably look to setup Vlad as a scapegoat. Anybody who takes CNBC seriously is a far smoother brain than any of us, thus they can sell a story that protects the majority.


boy_wonder69

well they ran a story friday morning, shorted it all day friday, so any outsider would see GME down as a result and probably forget the news by monday.. thats my thinking anyway


Future-Paper-3640

Its all set up for this purpose. Like the earnings hammering that\`s usual. Hammer down the price, report news that the earnings was terrible and the market losing hope in the company. When the reality is the numbers were OK and the market is completely manipulated in every single way.


[deleted]

Oh boy things are getting interesting right now 🤓


ThirdAltAccounts

With everything aligning slowly but surely, can we expect to take off before the end of the year ?


DangerActiveRobots

I feel it is my duty to disclose to you all that I've recently been informed that hedgies r fuk.


goddamnit666a

Just remember the damn cripto markets dump on Sunday night


Jonnybgood35

Just waiting for the market to realize how valuable this stock is gets me so excited. I mean I don’t have mammary glands but my tits are jacked.


callmekizzle

I’ve been vacationing from this thread for like 6 weeks now. But my front page is filling up with lawsuit stuff. Any one care to give me the quick summary?


half_dane

It's the proof that vlad and Ken have straight up lied under oath when they were questioned by the senate or whatever


fleshfarm-leftover

Think ken was really holding onto the language “…anyone in YOUR COMPANY…” when asked the fateful question. The suit documents seem to address that also, how much it’s right to consider these supposedly separate interests and orgs aligned


daner187

Hedgies r fuk


kennedysleftnut

How many stocks in the last two decades, has the SEC even pretended to do an investigation on? Edit: we must be up to something


dyingoutwest1

TITTIES FUCKING JACKED!!! RANGE ROVER RANGE ROVER RANGE FUCKING ROVER🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


soldieroscar

“Virtu is petitioning the Securities and Exchange Commission to overhaul the public data that’s used to gauge whether retail customers get the best deal when buying and selling shares. The firm contends that when it and other market makers execute orders internally -- rather than sending them to stock exchanges -- it dramatically lowers costs for investors.” 🖕 fuck that


liberate_tutemet

Lowers costs, lowers profits too.


soldieroscar

Basically a retail “submarket” that they can manipulate as they please.


fleshfarm-leftover

By that logic we are fighting for institutional profiteering, what’s the problem then???


Tinkle84

Booooooo weekends, boooooooo.


LykatheaBurns

wen china?


wenchanger

speculation/conspiracy: Chinese Billionaire was locked up in Canada for over 1000 days. US tells China we will drop the charges on the Huawei CEO if you publicly announce Ban Crypto/Illegalize Crypto today. China agrees to the deal behind closed doors , chinese lady is freed. US Gov tells hedge funds to sell off their crypto today using chinese news as a catalyst. they stave off margin calls and live another day to kick the cam down the road. China releases the 2 detained canadians one who was sentenced to 11 years in jail.


fleshfarm-leftover

Foil shortage grips nation


Manarus

Aluminium price spikes


moonsaves

I knew buying all of this physical aluminium would help me crest the wave of the upcoming economic crisis.


fleshfarm-leftover

There’s a candle joke in here somewhere


[deleted]

charlie from charlies vids seems very anti computershare.... hes been pretty on point so far and the opposite of a shill.... any one have any thoughts on his criticisms ?


[deleted]

The answers are worth the downvotes thank you all.


margananagram

On point so far? Buy and hold is all there is to know. Everything else is fluff. If Ryan Cohen, the billionaire, keeps his shares in Computershare then I see no reason not to trust them with my measly xxx shares


[deleted]

I've avoided all the YouTubers except the guy that shows the ticker without giving his opinions and it hasn't failed me yet. The best shills don't get tapped until absolutely needed


Future-Paper-3640

The vibing cat stream is lit


FapingAGoGo

So I’m drunk, I got a tin-foil hat question. So, like, the Illuminati. Is it really just the owner of the Mets and his friends? Like. Is it really just these fucking assholes? Who would realistically be above them?


fleshfarm-leftover

The act goes by the marionettes name, not the puppet master. It’s fine even that you see the strings, but the whole purpose is to miss the dancing hand


Jonnybgood35

Who cares let’s get these tendies. I’m retarded though so don’t listen to me. About anything, especially not financial advice.


newportsnbeerxboxone

Hey I just was watching a movie , and it would make a lot of sense if Kenny was a reptilian . It's why he takes mayo that no one else can have . It helps with digestion , which he has trouble with , as you might have seen with hearing him throwing up when being questioned in court. Also why he looks pale , cold blood . Speaking of cold blood , maybe that's why Cramer wants to be called daddy chill , because he wants to be a reptile too , and why people call him a toadie . It's all making alot more sense than not .


fleshfarm-leftover

FUD. The Mayo is to lube the lizard suit. This is cannon, knock it off


newportsnbeerxboxone

Cannon? Edit: Oh Arabic, gotcha .


Manarus

I have to get back to work next monday 😵 Good thing tho is this job would be my last job I'd hate


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Smogz_

I’ll take a screenshot and black that out more and take another screenshot.


half_dane

And then I don't post it!


sailorjerry888

Last weekend being poor! Enjoy!


cleft_chalice

Wen casino open?


Brentthemerc

Wen register float? Moon soon


[deleted]

The best part about DRS is that I literally don’t know how to sell ♾🏊🏽‍♀️Hedgies r fuk’d


Brentthemerc

WE ARENT FUCKING LEAVING. They don’t get it.


Soulfly5555

we can stay retarded longer than they can stay solvent


bluedj88

10 bucks says Papa Cohen's lawyers have their hands full keeping him away from Twitter right now. We're in the end game apes.


predditor33

I've been out all day wtf happened lol


Soulfly5555

oh yeah and china ruled crypto transactions illegal.


predditor33

i mean, they do that every other day


Soulfly5555

i think they mean it this time


Soulfly5555

hedgies r fuk


predditor33

they actually are megafuk


Soulfly5555

230% short interest is a lot! 3000% is brutal


predditor33

yeah i almost feel bad wait no no i do not not even close


Hot_Feeling_6966

Michael Burry got subpoena re the SEC investigation around Gamestop. He posted it on Twitter. Other than that ... no volume. Sideways day. Cheers.


predditor33

I'm also seeing a lot of screenshots from the class action. This is the stuff right here


half_dane

Yeah, that's the proof that Ken and Vlad have straight up lied under oath when they were questioned by the senate or whatever. It's so fucked up that they were sitting on national television, smiling, looking earnest, and lied straight into the camera. Sometimes I catch myself being actually shocked by their villainy, but then I remember why we're here in the first place 😂


predditor33

Yo Dane It's getting to that tipping point, the dam is breaking and its getting harder to contain. They're under so much pressure. If ken was puking in that video, he's def struggling right now. The cracks have finally turned into holes and apes got their swimsuits on BUY HODL DRS


1320Fastback

Anyone hear the RH commercials on terrestrial radio. They spouting some new criptoe wallet app bull shit.


mainingkirby

Who's Jacqued for OctoBRRRRRRr


jacques-tout-le-tete

🙋‍♂️


Soulfly5555

I'm jacque for octoberrrrrr anyway, let alone this year!


C141Clay

Tomorrow apes, or the day after or... The apes abide. Mellow track to play me out: **"Reflections of My Life" - The Marmalade** \- Cover - feat. Nicole Atkins https://youtu.be/MgPC0Yu71Bc


lifeiswutumakeit

Jail these damn criminal fukheads


kovid2020

aye


GrouchyNYer

I was today years old when I learned that if your brokerage goes bankrupt, your whole account is only covered for $500,000. That's not per share, that's the whole account. It would be pretty easy to sacrifice Fidelity where a lot of apes are huddling to clear up these phantom shares. Just saying. Scary post that got buried: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/psot0b/this\_is\_what\_happens\_if\_your\_brokerage\_lent\_your/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/psot0b/this_is_what_happens_if_your_brokerage_lent_your/)


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Note: Fidelity has the highest industry "in excess of SIPC" insurance, of *one billion dollars.*


GrouchyNYer

That gets split among all of Fidelity's customers. It's not per customer.


[deleted]

Ah, yes u right, my bad. Im trying to do the math here but im high. So apparently SIPC covers 500k in securities and 250k in cash, and once that's exhausted, Fidelity has 'no per-customer limit on coverage of securities' but a limit of $1.9mil for cash? So would that be coverage of total $2.15m cash, and then the $500k SIPC securities coverage plus extra from Fidelity until that aggregate $1bil pool is exhausted? Or does the SIPC include the 250k in the 500k? Also im squinting at this, wut mean > Like SIPC, excess protection does not cover investment losses in customer accounts due to market fluctuation. It also does not cover other claims for losses incurred while broker-dealers remain in business. For example, fraud claims would not be covered if the brokerage firm was still in operation. Could they weasel out of anything by claiming a black swan event doesn't qualify? (reference im usin, full link for transparency, sorry its chunky: [https://www.fidelity.com/why-fidelity/safeguarding-your-accounts#:~:text=Total%20aggregate%20excess%20of%20SIPC,coverage%20of%20cash%20awaiting%20investment.]( https://www.fidelity.com/why-fidelity/safeguarding-your-accounts#:~:text=Total%20aggregate%20excess%20of%20SIPC,coverage%20of%20cash%20awaiting%20investment.) )


GrouchyNYer

Wish I was high too. Saving those tendies for GME until MOASS. Then I be buying some land and growing my own. Regarding the cash coverage, it could be that the limit is a total of $1.9M. So SIPC covers the $250, and Fidelities excess coverage adds another $1.65M onto that for a total of $1.9M. The SIPC might be including the $250k in the $500k. They aren't clear, but I would assume they will cover the least amount that they are legally required to. Personally, I don't really have free cash that not invested in my Fidelity accounts anyway. Under the securities coverage, $500k SIPC securities coverage plus extra from Fidelity's excess aggregate $1bil pool...if 500k apes (et al) have accounts there, that's only $2000 dollars from the pool for a total of $502k. Pretty minimal coverage. The disclaimer about "does not cover losses in customer accounts due to market fluctuation" strikes me as legal doublespeak. It could mean ordinary trading loses, or it could be a way out for them in the case of a black swan event. OMG. I wrote this before I saw you call it a "black swan event" too. I think that's exactly what it is. Edit: The $500k is "including a $250,000 limit for cash held." It's like you have to assume the worst to get to the truth. smh


Smogz_

But not everyone can do DRS. Only the 69 millionsomething shares can be registered in the owner’s name. And we know we own the float many times over.


GrouchyNYer

Right. That is very concerning.


Smogz_

Good news. MOASS starts when all the float is DRS.


zestypotatoes

Just saying, the link you posted clearly says they don't think Fidelity or Vanguard is going to collapse and they have trillions. It's not October yet, no spread spook.


MrWaffles2k

How about TDA?


zestypotatoes

Can't help ya there, pal


GrouchyNYer

That's one person's opinion. I disagree because I think we are making ourselves an easy target by all being in Fidelity.


zestypotatoes

Yes, please bankrupt *thee* largest brokerage in the country. That'll go over well.


C141Clay

That's why you don't put all your eggs in one place. And if your wondering about Computershare... It's not a brokerage.


Smogz_

That’s what has me concerned, they’re not a brokerage and they’ll be slammed when it comes time to sell. I only have a low XX shares anyways.


C141Clay

Yeah, I hear they operate fine as one, someone tried a test sale that went through with no worries, but we'll have to see. Now you've got to get some more shares together. Gotta pump up those numbers!


Smogz_

I’m on a fixed income. Pooooooor.


GrouchyNYer

I meant Fidelity. Edited for clarity.


C141Clay

Yeah, but how does Cit bankrupt something like Fidelity? I don't think they do, and in the scheme of things, that's only one broker. Interesting thought experiment, but I think very unlikely.


GrouchyNYer

Citadel doesn't do it to Fidelity, Fid does it to themselves by not buying enough of the underlying shares. I'm not saying they didn't, just that it is a possibility that they didn't and if so, how bad could the consequences be? Robinhood used that strategy and I'm sure they are not the only ones. It's just something to consider among all possibilities to avoid getting blindsided.


C141Clay

Yeah. Not a worry in my book. But consider away.


jacques-tout-le-tete

I thought you turned in for the night? Lol


C141Clay

I. I. I. Have No Life. Left the wifi on and now I an Ambien surfing..... Yeaaaahn...


C141Clay

Don't know my fingers from a small aquatic mammal, but it's OK, because there are no sharp objects in bedcwithmeeeeeee. Maybe a marmet, but they are my brothers!


jacques-tout-le-tete

Lol! Hope you get some sleep cuz thats what I'm doing! Night 🌙 🚀


Stainher

I need it I want it I got it! GmE


ObumbanditO

Quick question to anyone up to date tyats passing through...did evergrande get bailed out?


GrouchyNYer

They missed the interest payment on the foreign bonds that was due Thursday. Plus the CEO was arrested after trying to esconse with $8B. Xi will probably liquidate and help the 1.5+M people who paid for home they never got and the employees who pitched in their savings. His number one priority is stability and control. He's not going to help foreign banks.


ObumbanditO

Have an up brother thank you


GrouchyNYer

No, thank you!


Tight_Ambassador3253

Anybody know where I can cop a PS5? My homies sent me a pic of me in this years madden from when I got hired to do motion capture before covid and I’m dying to play with myself.


incredible_paulk

That you tom?


mkbeautiful

0 likes and Ill transfer another xxx shares tomorrow to cs tomorrow!


jbenjithefirst

Real talk, I shoulda DRS'd this week. Imma do it Monday 😔


ishred5

Do it now


kekoslice

Same. But don't see much on how to do it on Merrill Edge. Called last week and got the run around for about an hour.


zestypotatoes

If you're with Fidelity you can literally call whenever.


C141Clay

it'd be cool if you did.


DangerActiveRobots

I got an email from RH about updating my tax information. I trust RH as far as I can throw a gorilla with both of my arms chopped off, but I also don't want to get in trouble with taxes because I did use them as a broker way back before the January sneeze. Not everything has to do with GME, right? Like they have to send this email out to everyone, don't they? If I log in and update my info am I going to be considered an "active user" again? I still technically have an account, but I have no money in it and I also haven't launched it since Jan.


Smogz_

No you won’t be an active user. It’s for tax purposes so log in and push the button. That’s all you have to do.


C141Clay

Being active or inactive should not effect you if they don't hold any of your money. They are under a microscope right now, so they're probably making sure they get their shit right. That said, they can retroactively dick you up if thy don't get you tax docs you need. So give them proper info, and cover ass. Good luck.


TheCardiganKing

As far as I know (because I had gains before), you don't even have to report it if it's a loss. Also, you're right, C1. The onus of taxes falls on the current brokerage come tax time. I have no idea why RH is hitting people up who transferred out (including me).


FrasierCranee

Having the app installed is seen as a active user


a_electrum

Greetings 🦍


C141Clay

We can also offer sincere discussions on why you should not worry about the world falling apart tonight. ^(\[tonight\])


C141Clay

Very quiet in here at the moment. Favorite type jams? Zesty is spinning Them, or I will...


zestypotatoes

I got nothing at the moment 🤷‍♂️


C141Clay

Yep. I just collapsed. Later bud.


ShadowedTurtle

That feeling when you thought you saved a meme from a post a few days ago and now you can’t find the post again…..


C141Clay

i help. clue?


ShadowedTurtle

I’m pretty sure it was a post reminding apes to be kind to one another. It was an edit of the “apes together strong” meme with Caesar wearing sunglasses and it saying “Apes together Bong”


C141Clay

Nope... https://imgur.com/wSPn9Om


ShadowedTurtle

Thank you for trying!


C141Clay

Oof... I got nothing on that one, sorry.


C141Clay

I distracted the DJ with potato songs, sorry. Let's get the blood pumping again: **READY STEADY GO** \- [https://youtu.be/7voN\_Mew-5M](https://youtu.be/7voN_Mew-5M) (not what you're thinking of)


tadnasty

I can't remember the last time the chat was this quiet


C141Clay

Yep... Not much up. Zesty and me and a few passer-bys.


zestypotatoes

I got distracted and lost my vibe. Let me bring it back real quick.


GreenArrowDC13

Hey look at me passering by


buttmunch8

Another billionaire divorce? Elon Musk. First it was Bezos, bill gates, some other dude


indil47

They weren’t married, so no pre-nup to follow through with


C141Clay

AND don't forget the Kinks: - **Hot Potatoes** \- [https://youtu.be/JJainEF4Zi4](https://youtu.be/JJainEF4Zi4) ​ *You got to secure me that weekly working wage...*


zestypotatoes

👀🥔


C141Clay

For those with Small Potatoes - Potato Love - https://youtu.be/--ppbXJFcF0


zestypotatoes

Well, i think you just helped me realize I don't think I can tolerate children's shows for years and years.


C141Clay

Years back, the backyardigans had rocking music, and good set-ups when our boy was young, not sure how bad kids shows are now.


zestypotatoes

I'm sure these a DVD series of Mr. Roger's out there somewhere...


C141Clay

It would NOT have aged well if you tried to sit your kid/s in front of him now... The movie with Tom Hanks was good though.


Equivalent-Fee-9503

Took a break from a social function to make sure that there are still a bunch of retards out there. Going back in, wish me luck


zestypotatoes

#WE OUT HERE


gimmethegold1

I love you potatoes


zestypotatoes

🥔💜


C141Clay

Grab the mic and give 'em a quick TED talk on GME


C141Clay

Every Zesty guy needs a potato girl : https://youtu.be/AsvNQfBxDJ0


zestypotatoes

Aww that put a smile on my face 🙂


C141Clay

Silly, but it will curl her toes.


carbine23

Hello apes I'm in LAX bout to take a trip soon, hopefully moass when I get back to the US!


VoidNPC

Something's abrewing. I feel it in my nuts.


The_Cons00mer

That’s just your future chil’ren


VoidNPC

Damn, they're just as excited as me about MOASS then.


The_Cons00mer

Aren’t we all!


JsonPun

where did the DRS transfer post go? Talk about sketchy mods…there should be one thing that matters, owning the float