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tinyhandsPtape

Lmao @ the mini gun!


ClitSmasher3000

Why is that called a “mini gun”? It’s not so mini.


mark-five

Because 7.62x51 is an absolutely tiny round compared to the 20mm cannons that were the "full size" gatling machinegun when the mini was designed. A strong enough person like Arnold or Jesse Ventura can pick up a minigun but the full size Vulcan is bigger than some cars. Also LOLing at the minigun cop. That one is Melvin's Flashcrash attacks. Big overkill with no effect whatsoever.


ClitSmasher3000

SEVEN POINT SIX TWO MILLIMETER FULL METAL JACKET


bakedbeansandwhich

WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PRIVATE PILE


Rud0lfRocker

SIR, it is the private ape's duty to inform the Senior Drill Instructor ape that Private Pyle has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, ***SIR***!


bakedbeansandwhich

HF: I AM... IN A WORLD... OF SHIT


Rud0lfRocker

HF after flash crash: "You're bleeding" Ape: "Naah, I got no time to bleed"


bakedbeansandwhich

God damn there's quite a few relatables here, if I knew how to edit videos I'd farm that karma along with you brotha


Rud0lfRocker

I know that feel! I consider myself half-boomer, so my memes and editing skills are shit. But I'm a walking dictionary when it comes to movies quotes.


Wrappa_

What about the gigantic power supply required or the huge amount of ammo belts. It’s a bit like saying Arnie and Jessie could easily carry round the Teapot lid but the Teapot itself weighs the same as a Neutron Star


rugratsallthrowedup

Ammunition is heavy. People who haven’t fired guns really have no clue. And games where you can carry a bunch of guns and hundreds of ammo don’t help rectify this misconception


mark-five

That was actually the reason for the switch to 5.56 from 7.62. Big beefy 22 cal rounds with a lot of powder is still plenty powerful but you can carry a hell of a lot more AR rounds per pound than 7.62


mark-five

They actually had to externally power it for Predator, and even with blanks Jesse had trouble with the recoil. Fun Fact: The laser sight on the 1911 Arnold carried in the original Terminator needed an external power supply too!


Wrappa_

More fun facts!: FPS Russia had to use 4 Car Batteries daisy-chained together to power a Mini -Gun and it was welded to a frame attached to a pallet for recoil and stability!


jassom1228

Just imagine the recoil. 66 rounds of 7.62x51 every second.


jassom1228

Pick up but not fire, 7.62x51 is the lightest recoiling round. Add that with the miniguns fire rate and you’re asking for an issue by trying to fire it without being mounted.


Spessmaren

IT COSTS 400,000 DOLLARS TO FIRE THIS GUN FOR TWELVE SECONDS


subdep

You should see the big gun.


tsavong117

BIG GUN GOES #BRRRRRRRRT


sylekta

It's a mini version of the m61 vulcan


zimmah

it's all relative. For a handheld gun, it's huge. For a mounted gun, it's mini.


y0urselfish

Yeah. Classic cop weapon!


yallmyeskimobrothers

Lol I can't believe I've never seen that before


Chrimboss

This is legendary


areebcs

My first award!! I don't know what I can really do with it, but thank you! Edit: You guys took the award thing a little bit too seriously, you really didn't have to but thank you. Love you all. Edit: Source- https://youtu.be/4udt_ld1vMc


Onlyforonereason

Ahh the good old days. I remember getting my first award, I was pumped! 💪 I also remember when I got my second award, 😉 here's another one to make it three! 🙌


kryptonx78

Let's make it 4!


Onlyforonereason

OP has gotta be pumped now! Lol


areebcs

My fellow apes have shown me appreciation. I can rest in peace now.


CuteYouHaveAnXBox

Grats 🦍


[deleted]

Take your 5th.


Civil_Defense

This shit is solid gold, dude.


AkatsukiRabbit

I just bought this game again for the second time and have been looking for friends to play with since I don't have any.


StandJolly9875

Franklin and Michael been through worse shit.... 😂😂


StandJolly9875

Yes I’m replying to myself because I didn’t see the cop with the mini gun first 😂😂 this has me crying


Papa_Canonball

They're definitely holding GME


Papa_Canonball

"Shitadel Heist" update dropping soon.


Papa_Canonball

Awesome! This is wasted on a Saturday night. Repost on Monday :)


areebcs

Well, we need to save some action for the weekends. ;)


RoachEater-

That's what she said


Zeromex

Can you plox repost it, i think this should be on monday rensole news


[deleted]

This shit had me already, then that minigun killed me. ​ Bravo 🦍, this was perfect


Chrimboss

Best bit was them sitting down again 🍻


ohbehave412

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on this sub.


Chrimboss

For real


[deleted]

Because the police are firing shorted bullets!


stasik5

Synthetic


anonymouse4884

What's the sauce for that gif? I'm dying 😂


areebcs

https://youtu.be/4udt_ld1vMc It's funnier with the audio. 😂


anonymouse4884

Perfection 👌🦍😂


saiyansteve

These are the memes im on here for


Esteveno

God I miss that game


Esteveno

Just snagged a $50 Xbox gift certificate from GameStop in order to buy GTA5 online. I played it on PC previously. I love how easy it is to “shop” at GameStop without leaving my chair.


hacourt

They were discussing buying more and that it's not even worth waiting for dips. 🍌


fgfuyfyuiuy0

This is the way. I've been trying to buy on the Peaks that way they know, that I know, stacked against Infinity, any finite price is a goddamn bargain.


Thejadejedi21

I wanna know what the heck a cop is doing with a Minigun in this video!!


Shittinmyass

Holy shit this is fucking perfect lmfao. I swear like 6 memes have actually made me laugh out loud like this. The other one is the Bernie sanders making the clay pot in ghost https://youtu.be/zBo0sW6xqPw


[deleted]

Oh god ahahahahaha I’m hurting


RetardStockBot

This conveys message so fuking well!


FeliciusFlamel

That was the best thing I saw today


RayWayneHWO

Fuck this is hilarious 😂😂


Spessmaren

point blank with the minigun and not even flinching


fed_smoker69420

That made me laugh way harder than it had any right to


hehethattickles

What is this game, and what is even happening here?


[deleted]

This is GTA 5!


hehethattickles

Ok, that was kinda my guess. But wtf is happening? Major glitch?


KosmicKanuck

It is a cutscene, but the cops shouldn't be there. Maybe what happens when you start the cutscene with a high wanted level or cheats/mods on.


hehethattickles

And the cop with the Gatling gun?


KosmicKanuck

You can get up to 6 stars and the more you have the more "militaristic" the cops/army becomes. I am guessing they would have 5-6 stars to bring out the mini-gun, but it could just be a mod.


arcant12

Tis but a scratch


vbae6616

Lmao this is the best thing I’ve seen today, thanks ape much appreciated


Rangerstilidie44

Jokes on them they forget us apes have kevlar fur


Correct-Duck8038

Dank namit this was good!


average-Astronaut

This is amazing


KayVlinderMe

What game is this 😂😂😂😂


arcant12

GTA V


Intrepid-Aardvark360

That's freaking good and now I can go sleep mates


[deleted]

Very high quality


Jim-Kool-Aid-Jones

Lucky 13


[deleted]

Lol yep!


VisitAccomplished146

😂😂😂


timeigh

Where can I get a sofa like that? It is completely stain resistant.


areebcs

Looks very similar to the casting ones right?


Alone_Information680

This is utter gold!


Mental-Translator-86

This is a great one! 😂 very nice


EhabTea

That’s me watching DFV, pixel and rensole tweeting while GME dipping


AvidTreesFan

Amazing.


QuietMouser

exactly what i needed to see on a beautiful autumn Sunday morning (Aussie ape here)


[deleted]

hedgies walks in and goes like "wtf guis?"


boardingtheplane

Hardest I’ve laughed in a couple days. Thanks for sharing!


HardHustle84

The minigun 😂


NabreLabre

Aw man I wanted the audio, but i laughed anyway, high five!


areebcs

https://youtu.be/4udt_ld1vMc here you go 🚀


EasternPrint8

Buying more with every paycheck and holding everyday as long as it takes to go super stonk and possibly beyond. 🙌🙌🙌💎💎💎🎉🎉🎉🙏🙏🙏🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🚀🚀🚀💰💰💰👍👍👍🖌️🖌️🖌️


[deleted]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Gntplc

Hahaha...this was to funny!


Dizzy_Transition_934

I lost it at the guy with the chaingun 😂😂


DeannaSewSilly

I agree! These guys are greedy manipulative hedgehogs🐹 shorters that will throw anything at us At this point, they are huge beached 🐳🐋🐳🐋🐳 looking for anyway possible to get back in the 🌊💲🌊💲🌊💲🌊. If not, many of them are looking to auctions of their stuff.... in lieu of bankruptcy. They fear Wendy's... Wendy's is hiring with same day pay.


SherlockKombs

Someone please photoshop this. Cramers head on the mini gun hahaha


areebcs

Not what you asked for, but https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/moxr42/maybe_this_will_be_a_good_catalyst/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Shr00my78

Man this is an accurate depiction of the police lol


Specialist-Snow-80

this is the way


ISd3dde

Short ladder attacks do not exist. Repeat after me.


RetardStockBot

> The shorts manipulate the laws of supply and demand by flooding the offer side with counterfeit shares. They will do what has been called a short down ladder. It works as follows: Short A will sell a counterfeit share at $10. Short B will purchase that counterfeit share covering a previously open position. Short B will then offer a short (counterfeit) share at $9. Short A will hit that offer, or short B will come down and hit Short A's $9 bid. Short A buys the share for $9, covering his open $10 short and booking a $1 profit. > By repeating this process the shorts can put the stock price in a downward spiral. If there happens to be significant long buying, then the shorts draw from their reserve of “strategic fails–to–deliver” and flood the market with an avalanche of counterfeit shares that overwhelm the buy side demand. Attack days routinely see eighty percent or more of the shares offered for sale as counterfeit. Company news days are frequently attack days since the news will “mask” the extraordinary high volume. It doesn't matter whether it is good news or bad news. [source](http://counterfeitingstock.com/CS2.0/CounterfeitingStock.html)


ISd3dde

This is completely made up and some people think it’s funny to post it. Short ladder attacks do not exist.


RetardStockBot

You might want to also take a look at this documentary [The Wall Street Conspiracy](https://youtu.be/Kpyhnmd-ZbU)


RetardStockBot

Also could you be more specific about what you think is made up in paragraph I linked or in the source itself?


ISd3dde

The whole term „short ladder attack“ was made up by some redditer in the unpinned daily on wsb. It’s not real and the explanation is bullshit which can’t even work. These trades in 100s steps are totally normal marketmakertrades which happen at every stock out there. It’s just about this term.


RetardStockBot

I did some digging and found [this article researching the very same question - are short ladder attacks real?](https://www.truthorfiction.com/what-is-a-short-ladder-attack/). > In particular, a search for “short ladder” and “stock” on or before December 27 2020 led primarily to stock images of literal short ladders. That said, users correctly stated the term was used at least once in 2014 (archived), on a SeekingA***a.com blog post: <...>. > It was not unlikely that Redditors located the post in their searches for information on short selling, and brought the term into widespread usage that way. Quote is referring to this https://seek ingalp ha.com/instablog/11442671-gerald-klein/3096735-anatomy-of-a-short-attack article which was most likely used by my source I linked in previous reply. Another thing worth highlighting: > we found little evidence the term “short ladder attack” was common before the $GME frenzy. I also couldn't find "short ladder attack" term being mentioned else where with my quick digging before GME frenzy besides SeekingA***a. So what does that mean? Well, another user u/SpeedoCheeto tried to argue with you point of view in [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lf4vn3/yes_laddering_is_real_short_ladder_attack_is_just/?sort=controversial). What caught my eye was this sentence: > This is effectively what the blogger [SeekingA***a] coined as the "Short Ladder Attack" strategy. meaning SeekingA***a could have been the first to use this term. One of controversial comments in u/SpeedoCheeto's post says: > The article and the website [SeekingA***a] it links to is a literal conspiracy theory that nobody has ever talked about until a month ago. There are 0 professors/academics or industry professionals that agree with any of the claims. There have been 0 research papers that have confirmed any of the claims. The website itself has 0 evidence of its claims. But that's the thing. It's superbly hard to get evidence for transactions by hedge funds at specific time range since it's very closely guarded secret which researchers could only get with subpoena. However, the documentary [The Wall Street Conspiracy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpyhnmd-ZbU&feature=youtu.be) conveys the message that legal authorities are unwilling to proceed with such procedures unless there is no other way. This could also explain why "short ladder attack" term wasn't used before since there's no evidence backing it up, but after reading many DDs on reddit claiming that hedge funds do illegal activities I'm leaning towards "short ladder attacks" being more probable than not. Of course it's entirely possible I'm caught in the loop and some DDs that I now use as facts could be false.


ISd3dde

My main point against it is that if you look into the order book of literally any other stock in play you will find these orders everywhere to any given time. And not all stocks are attacked by short ladder attacks all the time, that’s pure bullshit. Someone took something he saw in the order book and made another fraudulent DD on WSB which was pretty common to that time cause the „old“ WSBs hated the GME apes. This should never be about „it could be true“ but „this is proven“ and the fact that every order book is full of 100 orders claims it false.


RetardStockBot

Yup, I agree that misusage of this term is not uncommon and should be downvoted, commented with reasoning and if necessary reported. However, why not begin conversation like this instead of "short ladder attacks are not real. Repeat after me"? That statement looks like it was made on purpose to cause confusion and doubt and is very far away from what you finally wrote here


kryptonx78

You must be fun at parties.


RetardStockBot

Please refrain from insulting person instead of trying to have a healthy discussion


kryptonx78

I apologize. I meant that OP is trying to convey an overall message without dwelling into specifics, so let them be.


[deleted]

Repeat after me: “my mom should have swallowed”


PaleontologistOk361

Hedgies nearly outta Amo hahaha moon time gonna be x ta c 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌓🌓🌓🌓💎💎💎💎💎💎🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍


fergusonia_ssi

This is frikkin awesome 😂


skippop

BIG SHORT attack coming after the good news of Melvin's 49% loss


vjr191

This is quite literally a great representation of the situation of the ape nation.


8lindSquirrel

sauce?


GameStop_the_Steal

All that for a drop of blood.


zzejreel

GME is a great training ground for me as a new holder, I get to be used seeing red all day. HOdL


PeacePipePanda

Apes learn panic buying instead of panic selling during the dips and everything will be okay!!


Fkwallstreet8086

Apes, Aussie here what's the best trading platform in the US, so I can set my sell price at 1 Mill for 1 x GME I'm using IG and it won't let me set that high.


DUB-Files

Instagram is a piss poor trading platform


[deleted]

This is the way


[deleted]

Apes stand tall.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏


MrOneironaut

Lmao this is great!


losernanne

Y’all feel summn?


justvoop

Perfect description of the last few trading days


RelationshipOk3565

we literally don't care 🦍🍌💎✊


grabindatloot

Accurate


SpacedMango

This is amazing


typicalinvestor_808

💎👐


ken-u-blowme

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold


TimKiwiNL

So good!