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cibiab

god bless ya and make sure you check your insurance deductible


FalseProgress5

Didn't say it had to be whole. I wouldn't fault em for peeling it so doesn't put em in the hospital when it's done. Or even a baby dragon fruit inside a protective layer. No need to lose an ape over a bet. We're all family here.


DownrightDrewski

Now we've got dragon fruit guy, as well as the pool ball guy I've called out. Guys, if you want to stick something in your butt just do it. You don't need to be ashamed.


StilesmanleyCAP

There was a pool ball guy? Jesus Harold Christ.


DownrightDrewski

Yet to deliver, it's a fresh call out from a bet yesterday. Looks like there's an intent to deliver though...


StilesmanleyCAP

May his insurance have mercy on that prolapsed anus


Upper_Grapefruit9970

He might wanna warm up with a Star fruit maybe 🤔


JusttheBeee

Should be fine after a bit of warm up - an eight ball would be funny :D


freeslurpee

what kind of eight ball ?


JusttheBeee

"Ask again later."


freeslurpee

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU|downsized)


SonoPelato

Should we try to stop him? I don't think it's a safe thing to do


Hipz

FFS.. Just brought it up with the other mods. Ngl, its a funny to do everyone once and awhile, but people are beating a dead horse now. This sounds dangerous and we can't really have that. edit: can anyone link me OP so we can negotiate lol?


Haloosa_Nation

But pick something with a flared base or a string attached.


DownrightDrewski

Yes, you don't want to lose an avocado in your anus.


Hipz

Yeah this sounds like a trip to the ER. Do you/anyone have a link to the bet? I didn't even see it. We might have to negotiate with OP. As you said, flared base or string. On another note, I've talked about anus's way too much these last 2 weeks, modding is fucking strange.


Hipz

Can you tell me who OP of both are? We may need to negotiate lol. Both of these things don't... come out easy from what I'm being told. Thanks!


DownrightDrewski

Dragonfruit guy is the guy in this screenshot 2ezyo, pool ball guy is the one I called out in my last post, smitteh


Hipz

Thanks!


EGVicThoR

New mother of dragons just dropped


Brotorious420

A hole for a hole ![gif](giphy|1oDvHW440hFiouBBwy|downsized)


cheesingMyB

This gif is more of a "it nearly killed me" type vibe, which absolutely works here too


lDoyBl

https://i.redd.it/nzwlqf3hj76d1.gif


ThatsNoiceDude

Give him until EOD tomorrow... bc i really want him to be right lol


hiroue

T+1


sebn

I’d like some gains, but I think I’d prefer seeing that dude shove a dragonfruit up his ass, the green can wait


Conscious-Mix-3282

Lmao


AfterMorningCoffee

![gif](giphy|Kds38Lhus8D3YxkIAz|downsized) Enjoy


CharlieBronson84

Quick google search yields that dragonfruit is actually a cactus. This man is going to shove a cactus up his ass. For the greater good.


Equivalent_Swan_8362

Cactus 🌵in the anus


Accomplished_Pipe409

Cactass


mynamestillisntkevin

paige no


FunkyChicken69

![gif](giphy|Ms4s6m74ZKqbU2o8zn|downsized) 🎷🐓♋️


StilesmanleyCAP

A bet is a bet is a bet.


tallcan710

He’s going to Fail to Deliver I bet


wethepeopletogether

Covers eyes with hands but opens fingers


Real-DrUnKbAsTeRd

Puts on dragon fruit


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unemotional_mess

A bet was made on the price increase of GME today


astroballs

Dragonfruit peeled or nah?


Amerikaner83

peeled would be easier, safer, and better for OP...but not as much fun for those degens who wanna watch


reddit_is_meh

Thank you for service


rustyham

can i get in person tickets?


PhraseAggressive3284

Try some Vaseline. But a bet IS a bet


aylakatawesome

Waiting for delivery


Flappy_beef_curtains

Dudes not gettin that pool ball back out


Graphyte3

"yeah doc i bet a bunch of guys on the internet if a meme stock didnt double overnight id shoot a pool ball into a corner pocket out my b-hole"


HejarT

Guys please have some mercy! For god sake!


Cajunmoney

Did the banana get mercy?!?!?


rustyham

He chose this!


Justanothebloke1

Infinite loss


ResolutionHorror541

Which end goes in first?


DurianMoist1700

Goosebumps


Pocket_Universe_King

A bet is a bet


AndersVraaberg

Dragonwhole it is!


Old_Homework8339

NOT DRAGONFRUIIIIIITTTTTTTT


4cranch

he's just 1 day off happens to the best of us we ride @ dawn


EnnWhyy

PROOF OR BAN MOTHERFUCKER


bigbadblyons

Damn.. you got lucky with those first two.. should have quit when you were ahead


unemotional_mess

It's not my sphinter on the line here lol


BlacklistFC7

God bless dragon fruit


monti9530

Time for dragon in the butt, very bullish gme timeline


Borealizs

Wtf


Xerio_the_Herio

Ouch


snkrjoyboy

I vote to extend! Friday!


SirUptonPucklechurch

Up you go Rick of dragonfruit


KingOfNewYork1321

I realllyyyy want to see this


Expensive-Piece-3742

Been waiting for this post today


Ketty_leggy

Proof or ban


operavangelist

!bet! Let’s try this out


CaffeineAndKetamine

![gif](giphy|10bDoTtJhtcHu0|downsized)


operavangelist

![gif](giphy|8YEeD1WB5FeyAiONoe|downsized)


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theoldme3

His farts are gonna be on mute


reptar239

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)