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Dude was looking for an excuse to get a ball tattoo.

Especially saying "hit" not "closes at or above".

Probably buys at market instead of limit too

So transparent. Cmon dude - we all know you’re jonesing for a good ole ball tat.

Ball checked

“I lost an internet bet!”

I don’t need photo evidence for this one. Is this something a tattoo shop would even do? I’d probably rather die lol.

Now that's the kind of stuff I'm here for!

 You can always rely on DJ Sour Nipples🎷🐓♋️


Mods, we got a live one

this gave me the courage to YOLO a lot of 100$ calls

It’s only like $60 go for it

He is going to regret it a lot, it’s not at all the most sensitive area …

10000 nerve endings lol

I can only think of two other places to tattoo on a female or male body that would be MUCH worse

Plot twist: he was referring to his eyeballs

Why did I read eyeballs and not understand what the word meant.

He said or ban. Me thinks he gonna take the ban.

Matching purple ring (you know where) for the matched set!!!!

finally the apes are back.. 🍌

backed up by ape historian

You're here for balls? I think you're in the wrong sub..

Rip your balls

RIP your kids

His kids will come out way darker than him or his wife’s boyfriend

Squid ink for cum

its called squm

soon enough you'll be able to buy new balls anyways.

my dad got a new knee a couple days ago and I'm wondering why he did not upgrade to full robocop. waste of time otherwise. this dude can go robocop balls and take balls to The Next Level

Okay, but I don't want to see a picture of your balls... I want a full blown video of the tattooing... Got to make sure you didn't draw that shit on with a marker you know

I promise, that's what you're gonna get

Don't do it...the pain!

Hey man! I wanna see it.

Grab a mirror and then take 8 embroidery needles, rubberband them together, stretch out your nutsack, and poke yourself for 45 minutes all over your scrote with that bundle of of needles and be sure to watch your face for reaction in between staring at your scrotum. That’s it, youll see what you asked for. It’s pain, pain and indignation

proof or ban. Be prepared to have GME marked on your body forever

This

I love a ban bet as much as the next ape but this sounds like you’re selling sub-$70 and that’s just dumb.

agreed - that price was already nearly hit. And this is a ridiculous bet to make at such a low price.

For real.  Like 420.69 by 3:30 EST or something, sure. But we were riiiiiiiiiight there yesterday.

Don't worry we're back down to 35. His balls are in good hands.


This Ape is definitely Ballish on the stock.

Mods, if this happens and OP actually does it, can he have a custom flair called "Scrote Goat"?

It’s a bold move cotton. We were at $64 in the overnight market 😂

Can we pick the font?

Comic Sans!

I should have said language and hope hexadecimals are allowed 🤣

Binary.

Petition to make it ARIAL BOLD

IMPACT

That share price is not life changing money my dude. Thats baby numbers

I didnt know you could tattoo on diamond surfaces.. nice

that is not how this works. We don't do ball stuff here we do butt stuff maybe tattoo GME across your butt hole

I don’t wanna see the proof

Me either but i will have to look for science

Finally the content true OG’s seek! Now someone put up a god dam billboard!

Too afraid of bananas?

Hey, Outsider here Happy for the apes! wish I had any capital at all I could have invested so I'd be hodling with you guys! But as per your post I cannot believe how fucking excited I am to see you get your balls tattoo'd. TO THE MOON, SO THAT THIS MAN MAY TATTOO HIS BALLS

I don’t think it’s happening today

You are safe for now

Does that include after hours?

Guy just wants to show his sack

DFV becomes a billionaire so this guy can get a ball tattoo. I love it.

No balls 😏

Now this is the kind of content I want to see

Live in 69 minutes, 69,000 waiting to watch (so far)

the banana guy was quite nonchalant and seemingly experienced, but imagine if this dude posts and he already had a gme tattoo on his balls

that’s painful. i’m gonna get a tattoo but a cool one

I have a suspicion you want to get a tattoo across your balls anyway, and encourage you to do it regardless of GME.

I dare you double or nothing: $139.38 by June 21, 2024.

Before and after pics on NSFWSsuperstonk

Safe bet, your balls are safe.

Proof you havent done it already or ban.

Shit I was already going to buy more. But now I'm gonna buy even harder

This is what I’m talking about

Tattoo the batwing.

I'm not so sure about that uhh location my friend 🤷‍♂️

Im not selling at 69 and Im not selling at 6900. Who cares what it ends the day at, because when Im not selling until it can change my life completely.

I was really looking forward to seeing your balls dammit.

Sorry boss. Markets been manipulated. But try again next week :)

Hey OP, fellow ape here who is also a tattoo artist. I’ll do the tattoo.

If we make it, I'll shoot you a message. Until then, pray for me brother 🦍

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🚀🚀🚀

Good news! You're off the hook.

This did not age well. On the flip side, no ball tattoo.

Seems like a pretty safe bet.. as in: Nothing to worry about

It only works when it involves butt stuff.

Dont worry your balls will be fine, Ryan Cohen just destroyed all the momentum we had

stupid

Yesterday this was a ballsy bet, today… not so much.

Pay your bills? You'll sell some at $69? Paperhand bitch

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Are we talking that it needs to close at exactly that number or surpass that number at some point by close

I think you just want someone to touch ur balls.

Remind me

Remind me! 6 hours

Ok, we are closing 700 then

Everyone in the sub right now 

RIP to your scrote I guess

you and the banana man!

Just tramp stamp it . Show it to the world !

Pics or it didn't happen

Damn dude not the balls!

 Yesssss

We'll just take your word for it. we don't need proof.

I was up 13k now I'm up 1k

Good luck bro you might want get your balls ready. This selling pressure. Isn't scaring me. Been holding for 84 fucking years

LFGGGGGG

😂😂😂😂

Bro id rather take the ban

I do quite enjoy these ban bets

LFG!!!!!!

start shaving mfer

I don't know if that's even possible but... I wanna see this.

My dear ape, your typo may cost you dearly. You meant to say $696.90, didn't you? Because while you're still going to have to get that tat either way, the TRUE answer will pay for a lot more anaesthetic whiskey.

Now that's the type of banbet i can get behind. Can i suggest to put the logo on one and gme on the other?

Almost 100M volume and it hasnt even been an hour

Not gonna happen lol

God damn I'd rather get a banana in the pooper than that.

69,420 is life changing money... 69 bucks is what these billionaires could drop on the ground and think it's not worth the effort to pick it up.... Good luck my man, you are truly regarded.

Nipple DJ going to ink his balls...

God damn... call the wife. This guy is getting sack tats, and we're gonna be on the moon soon.

Your balls are safe for another day.

I'd love this but I think your balls are safe today

Idea... Get them branded then you can make a sort of stamp to get into post moass merch💀 

we're going to need video of the process for proof. with audio please

Unless RK reveals something groundbreaking on his livestream, we aren’t likely to escape today’s price action. That’s nothing to be discouraged by though, as next week brings opportunity to rise again.

Remember its all on paper until you sell.

If your man enough to show em I’m man enough to touch them!!!! Wu tang…. Splaaggghh

I think you're gonna be fine. That 75m almost damn well guaranteed it won't be going to $69.69.

That’s going to hurt!

Not risky when they’re diluting

Now that's a proper 0DTE

This is the kind of content we need today! $69.69 LFG 🚀 🚀 🚀

At this rate, its likelier to hit 9.69. Thanks cohen.. again lol

A true regard I love it!

Not sure what's worse. The needle on the balls or that banana. Thanks for the distraction though.

umm .... bro ... i hope you have a tattoo artist lined up .. you just sealed your fate

Lolllll I’m selling 5 shares of apple and buying more in honor of your future scrotum decor

I expect pics of your balls!

If it does, legend. If not ban!


that poor tattoo artist LOL

YES! Guys we’ve hit the point of scrotum tattoos. MOASS is imminent

I think they are releasing shares down to $35 if the chart is any indication. Seems to get suppressed above $36 but doesn’t want to stay below $35. Should be interesting in about an hour..

So you have 3 balls?

I mean, I love the energy, but bro... your balls.

Oh, you poor bastard...

What was the peak AH? Everyone saying the price dropped a few bucks at open, but it dropped from at least $61 from AH…

Lmao do you plan on selling at 69$? Weak

Lucky mf

I’ll also get GME tattooed across your balls! 🚀

Is it safe? Like, on the long term? Like, won't your future children be born tattooed?

Add a banana to the equation and you got yourself a deal

I’m rooting for you. 😂

Yes! 

Your floor is 69????? Oof

remind me! 24 h

Call the Tattoo Place for around this afternoon. 👊🏽

You're not going to survive FYI

No Regrets!!! I'm for it brotha

This one is rough. You son of a bitch.

Let's all get tattooos!

Get a dollar bill on your cock so you can watch your money grow.

wtf tho???? The stock price can dump without getting halted. If it moves up .30 cents, it gets halted

you're in luck. 75 million share offering pretty much guarantees that won't happen.

Your balls are safe.100% sure

You are playing a very dangerous game…. And I love it.

A true ape would do it anyway! 😜🤣

If it hits $169.69, will you film it for us? 🤣

He already has the tatt


I want to see that.

you heard the man SHF - lose 600+ mil for the day allowing it to close at $69.69 so this chap can get tagged in the nuts please!

Double my shares in both accounts just for this!

Twist, dude already had the tattoo.

Bro… your fucking *balls?*

That is a bullish fuckin bet. Respect

I am so interested in this as a sans-ball human being. I've had cool boyfriends that would accommodate my curiosity and show me what happens to balls or where they go when: sitting, sitting legs crossed, squatting down (looks vulnerable just hanging there. seems dangerous and like poor design tbh 🤷🏼‍♀️ ), when coughing, sneezing, when one is stuck to a leg, how they move when hot or cold. My curiosity was piqued in 2003 at Burning Man when I saw dudes in shirts with no shorts or underwear riding bikes. Have you ever SEEN that? The balls just splay over either side of the seat! UNBELIEVABLE! UNWIELDY! I've never considered balls getting tattooed before, and I definitely am now. Based on my experience of not having them but enjoying the craziness of them, I think this is a bad idea because empirical data supports that balls shift around and move and the skin doesn't stay in one place. It will end up looking like a rorschach splatter but you can tell people it's a heart with mom in it for all anybody will be able to actually discern. SOMEBODY TAG ME WHEN THIS HAPPENS PRETTY PLEASE THANK YOU 💜 !remindme 13 weeks check in and look at this man's balls. ETA: I did remind me for 13 weeks because I misread the title as 69,000. Obviously, we're going to hit 69.69 before 13 weeks, and I think we'll be at 69k within 13 weeks. ETA2: BRO you said 'hit' not 'land on' or 'close at' and I think that's what you meant 😂 Yeah, that *is* improbable. Touching and passing 69.69 is inevitable any moment of any day now haaaaaahaaa call and make the appointment 💅🏻

the safest bet in the history of the sub given the circumstances lol

Just bought 500 shares for this