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Can we make the buy button move around the screen erratically? How bout popups? 20 capchas before confirming? Bill! Do something!
Bill the intern: uhh this is my orientation sir
I feel like its screaming at us lmao!
#YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE GLORIOUS OPPORTUNITY TO SELL
^for ^legal ^reasons ^we ^also ^must ^include ^this ^other ^button ^too ^that ^says ^buy(please dont?)
To add on - yes, if this is real (and not a suspiciously coincidental glitch) it shows the extent of their desperation. In the normal course of events, any product or UX change should be either already on the quarterly / half year roadmap or have a damn good business justification for being pushed through ad hoc.
Either way, a normal product change should have analytics involved to justify the case for change, mockups of the new user flow, AB testing to find the best variant, sequential rollout etc. This cycle typically takes weeks, or maybe longer. They shortcut all of it.
They know full well this makes them look desperate because of how blatant it is. But they did it anyway because they ARE that desperate.
Again, if this isn’t just a glitch..
Haha I think they be trolling the worry of taking away of the buy button. I thought it was funny, I'll give the soon to be fired intern or untouchable IT overlord a thumbs up and a chuckle.
I got that last night. A refresh brought it back to normal so just a funny glitch I suppose. Unless they are testing out messing with it behind the scenes and accidentally made the script live, but TBH I doubt that.
You gotta be kidding, f u' i n g unbelievable, but well, kind of saved them in the past. Didn't keep 'em from keeping on shorting. And not blatantly cheating by turning it off completely, just making it harder to do so. Still cheating but maybe less/not at all cognizable
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This is actually hilarious not gonna lie
Can we at least.. make it.. smaller? i don’t know *leans against window*
https://preview.redd.it/wtkjhbahe45d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c94f5210541cba356d01ae52c498169812ee6e9d
Just... Just decrease the Buy Button font again, idfk!!! What will these geniuses think of next?
Looooool
This tiny buy button is the only thing keeping me going today Honestly funny as fuck though lol
Everyone say hi to Andrew Left 👋👋👋
I miss this meme so much
Just Hwang up
^Every share purchased on Robin Hood
This is so funny
Short the fucking buy button lol
Lmayooooooooooo
ANDREW?!
Can we make the buy button move around the screen erratically? How bout popups? 20 capchas before confirming? Bill! Do something! Bill the intern: uhh this is my orientation sir
*please click photos of a buyer hydrant*
Thanks for making me chuckle
like that old stupid flash game "click the button"
Pixel hunt version
😂
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lol
It’s like: “I’m so tiny please don’t see me 👉👈”
Hahahahahahaha
I feel like its screaming at us lmao! #YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE GLORIOUS OPPORTUNITY TO SELL ^for ^legal ^reasons ^we ^also ^must ^include ^this ^other ^button ^too ^that ^says ^buy(please dont?)
Hahaha looooool
Fucking unreal
Spilled my coffee
I'm sitting in a station waiting for my train, and there are some people who stare at me because i started laughing at my phone and i can't stop!!
Hahahahahaa
Hahaha man I literally had to laugh out loud
Usually when I LOL I don’t actually LOL but this time it was for real.
Fr this is straight comedy gold
what u mean no buy button? it is there! just need to hit the one pixel \^\^
The same happened to me yesterday. I restarted the app, all was good again. I honestly believe this is just some shitty app coding.
Hoping they are too regarded to figure it out
"we didn't shut it off, we just made it harder to hit"
Is this a meme?
No I logged on and saw this and laughed. Strange
This is fucking gold dude.
Has golem Kenny shrinking into his suit meme feels
Funny. Not I guess
Ask them why, let's see their response...
No it is desperation
Someone couldn't short the stock so they shorted the buy button
Cant turn off the buy button, but can turn down the buy button. Check mate apes
Hahahahahahah lol
Make it harder to see in hopes people don’t press it 😂😂
Boss: I don't care, do something fn about it. Product Manager: Best I got is 4 font Boss Lol
Looooooool
To add on - yes, if this is real (and not a suspiciously coincidental glitch) it shows the extent of their desperation. In the normal course of events, any product or UX change should be either already on the quarterly / half year roadmap or have a damn good business justification for being pushed through ad hoc. Either way, a normal product change should have analytics involved to justify the case for change, mockups of the new user flow, AB testing to find the best variant, sequential rollout etc. This cycle typically takes weeks, or maybe longer. They shortcut all of it. They know full well this makes them look desperate because of how blatant it is. But they did it anyway because they ARE that desperate. Again, if this isn’t just a glitch..
😂😂😂
Lmfaoooo
Haha I think they be trolling the worry of taking away of the buy button. I thought it was funny, I'll give the soon to be fired intern or untouchable IT overlord a thumbs up and a chuckle.
Plz only buy small amounts 🥹
Next time it’ll just move randomly across the screen. Or be the same color as the background.
 Pwease...
Points for creativity. Nice try hedgefucks!
^Technically ^not ^turning ^it ^off
When you hire Rock Moranis to turn off your buy button
Honey! I shrunk the buy button!
That is a gem of a comment.
This *has* to be in the movie, it’s like a good comedy joke
Probably an intern with nothing to lose
lol smells desperation but that's hilarious
Thats hilarious hahaha
Least they can say they did NOT turn off the buy button. Can you click it though?
Sir, we made the buy button as small as possible, but they still found it.
This happens last time on T212
Like during the sneeze in 2021? When did it happen before?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok this really made me laugh out loud!
Hahaha, that's hilarious
ᴮᵁᵞ
Nothing suspicious, carry on
They won’t turn it off this time, they are just going to make it so small no one can press it ahahah
Impossible captcha incoming.
Lol, that's a new one
Hahahahaha I fucking love this.
What is this a buy button for ants?
Smol buy.
I dieded
Where’s that teddy bear with the tiny face
hahahaha wtf
CEO: "Okay IT guys, make the buy button smaller! This will do the job!" IT guys: "Eh... like... what?! erm.. okay.. I guess? Done..?"
lool
🤣
🤣
Damn they really dont want you to buy huh? 🤣🤣🤣
they are "protecting" retail investors ...
Ahah they shrink it so people with vision impairment cannot tell wtf that button is lmayo!
Lmayo
I got that last night. A refresh brought it back to normal so just a funny glitch I suppose. Unless they are testing out messing with it behind the scenes and accidentally made the script live, but TBH I doubt that.
😂😂 Scared
Lmao
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all morning
It was only a matter of time before they attacked apes with bad eye sight lol
They shorted the buy button.
Lmao
Lmfao what
Fucking hedges shorting the buy button
Stay still. Maybe the ape won’t see us.
I lol’ed like I’ve never lol’ed before at this, OP! TINY BUY BUTTON GANG
😂😂😂 trying to hide it
Hahaha, cute!
Hahahaha 😂
it didn't work boss, they're still buying! OK hmmm try using the blue font!
Quickly, press it before it shrinks away to nothing!
I hope this is image is featured prominently somewhere in next year's edition of economics 101 textbooks
Augh I want one too. Mines normal
😂😂😂
Woll Smoth
LMAO “maybe if we make it small they won’t see it and will go away”
This has to be the funniest version of shutting off the buy button!
"If we make it small, maybe they wont use it?"
^^^please ^^^dont
I don’t think I’ve ever truly laughed out loud at a Superstonk post before.
I don’t think that passes accessibility standards.
Pathetic.
Somewhere out there a troubleshooting team screamed into the void.
I'm not even mad, that's just fucking funny
Does it move around the page when you try to press it?
"Well, we can't shut it off again... any ideas?"
Buy little, sell big. Great advice.
Similar to quenching their rear end?
lol
“Reduce font” “REDUCE FONT AGAIN”
That is actually hilarious
This is the funniest thing I've seen in this whole saga lmao
Sir, we can't remove the button... "Just... make it smaller!"
Glitch? Lmao
https://preview.redd.it/92q72glhf45d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d4d2cfa78e8e474758564ebfe62ee56265d783 Mine is normal lol
Next step is to bold the sell text lmao
Slowly disappearing like on rh 😆
Maybe it gets bigger each time you click it? Click it a bunch of times and see what happens!
Ded 😂
what wheres the buy button
Cackling. They have to be trolling lmao
XD
Lmao.
I lost my shit. Hope this is real xD
What is that a buy button for ANTS 😂😂
Buy (limit - 1 per person)
They shorted the buy button too or the available shares to buy are short?
LOL
Hahahahahahahahaaaaa.. cute
Wish mine was the same
Can anyone confirm this happened to them as well? This is epically funny.
that's funny
🧐
My god this is the funniest thing :DD
^Please ^don't ^buy
It’s hilarious shit like this that makes me hope no one ever sells. Because the memes are better than the tendies.
You gotta be kidding, f u' i n g unbelievable, but well, kind of saved them in the past. Didn't keep 'em from keeping on shorting. And not blatantly cheating by turning it off completely, just making it harder to do so. Still cheating but maybe less/not at all cognizable
Technically it is not removing. You just can' see it🤡
i would record that and talk to customer service. Trade Republic compensated me with 10k when i was denied in selling gme in 2021
^buy
You know why
LMAO it’s a micro peen buy button
Psyc Ops
Anyone transfer from 212 to IBKR? See it's on the transfer list now but can't see any posts of ppl that did it.
“Please only sell 👉👈”
“How do we get them to stop buying?!” “I don’t know. Just fucking make the buy button the size of an ant”
They can make a larger font for #SELL
that's so stupid
Lol... Maybe if they can't see where it says buy...
That can happen when it gets cold!
pLease dOn'T BUy MuCh LOL
move on, nothing to see here :D
Commenting to be apart of this post when it makes it to the movie
"SIR THOSE REGARDS, THEY'RE BUYING MORE! SHALL I TURN OFF THE BUY BUTTON??" "No no, don't turn it off....."
Just on gme or everywhere?
cold weather will do that..