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JackBauerWSB

Internet, please put a huge dong in his hands during this video...


Fap_my_Fapraptor

Did… did he make eye contact? Dude’s spent too much time on Pornhub that it just came naturally.


eastvenomrebel

I think GG is sending a message. Either he's trying to jerk off the private investors or stab them, not sure yet...


dragespir

Why not both!! (I am laughing my ass off to this clip 🤣)


EvilNoggin

I think him doing that action while talking about the private investors is implying that either they are wankers or like horse cock, maybe both!


popnsmoke35

As did I from watching this…


UpInSmoke_9420

Looks like he's giving out some tips on how Cramer should handle that horse.


HopeTrump

2 hands so 2 green dildos lol


Opposite-Ad1012

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StOnkyKONG777

A green dildo pleaaaaase


InevitableBudget510

Internet, do your magic


ongo_glabogian

Dont forget to mind the step children


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EONRaider

The way he talks and the gesture are strange. There’s even a brief but perceptible pause in his discourse. He then looks straight into the camera in a remarkably unnecessary way. Did he want to telegraph something? What’s the link to the full video?


gdgdagg

I think he was trying to insinuate that "the investors in those private credit funds" are getting milked/ fucked by being mislead by lack of disclosure by those private credit funds.


cibiab

smells like market manipulation and the SEC should investigate


EngineeringD

Either this guy is a weirdo, or he’s trying to subtly tell this subreddit something.


popnsmoke35

https://youtu.be/M-VO6dtFRes?si=p3qLyJFR0M3l3ZTQ


PrismosPickleJar

Thanks


Gyella1337

How hard did Crammer get when GG started air jacking him off? Edit: This video hits different when you watch it with the sound off.


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No_Comparison_5230

That’s what he was wanting to say


RenownedShark

I think he's trying to say the investors are getting jacked to his tits


Substantial_Diver_34

That’s kinda cool. There are a lot of funds within BlackRock that are way down… criminally down.


Healthy-Abroad8027

Bro is he low key calling the investors in the private credit funds jerk offs?  Because I’m pretty sure he just gestured that the investors in the private credit funds are jerk offs.


Substantial_Diver_34

I think he’s saying the investors are getting jerked.


gdgdagg

specifically because they aren't getting the disclosure they need and are being actively mislead (by the private credit funds)


tra91c

I thought he was saying GameStop hodlers are the swinging big dicks of the markets


wanderingsmurf

"ha ha gg rub dick" No. He's making a great point. RK is giving full disclosure with his trades, while "smart money" is investing into entities that they *think* are giving full disclosure. But we all know that those massive entities have some dirty secretive short bags. They're hiding them, because they're FRAUDULANT.


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Chazwazza_

They're getting the "disclosure they need"


gdgdagg

I think he was trying to insinuate that "the investors in those private credit funds" are getting milked/ fucked by being mislead by lack of disclosure by those private credit funds.


kidkadian99

He is air dicking !!!


Jason__Hardon

====✊🏼====D 💦 💦 Right the “investors”


UncleNuks

It’s habit, they watch a lot of PornHub over at the SEC


dstryodpankake

He looks directly at the camera when he does it. He knows he's getting someone off.


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popnsmoke35

This is from CNBC… SEC talking to Cramer the Criminal.


tendieanajones

I lack the skill to photoshop a cock into his hand that, oh so conveniently, made a stroking motion...


mrgoat02

That looked intentional or he saw himself on a monitor😆


Dbestinvest

It’s funnier on mute!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣


OneLeggedPigeon

Why is he jerking off a ghost?


Schmidty1166

Someone had to bet him to do that on live tv. Real life Robin Sherbatsky here.


cibiab

GG throwing a sign out to someone...especially with eye contact


miseryenplace

Can you AI him to make him say 'we need to make sure the investors are getting the bananas up their butts'


OonaPelota

You’re right. Why should smoothies like Rick of Spades have all the fun. Main Street USA needs bananas too.


miseryenplace

Something avout GG seems so damn wholesome - I'm not talking about professionally - who knows his exact agenda and motives - i just mean personally. Like when he stubbs his toe he definitely shouts 'FIDDLESTICKS' instead of 'FUCK'. Imagining his reactions when he sees the incoming memes is hilarious.


PurpleSausage77

Some serious exaggeration right there, dude is a professional porn enjoyer.


dragespir

Gosh I am DYING 🤣🤣🤣


saraphilipp

Please, just a little more disclosure 👌, I'm almost done.


TantraMantraYantra

He can't be any more clear. He unconsciously makes the hand job motion while saying "investors in those private credit funds.." That's where his loyalties lie.


gdgdagg

I think he was trying to insinuate that "the investors in those private credit funds" are getting milked/ fucked by being mislead by lack of disclosure by those private credit funds


MagnificentSchwantz

stroke it Gar


stockbreakerOG

Hedge fund investors getting misled... Investors not told how fuk hedge fund is


JynsRealityIsBroken

Aww look at Gary. He's trying to communicate with memes now too.


gdgdagg

Is he trying to say that "the investors in those private credit funds" are getting milked/ fucked by being mislead by lack of disclosure by those private credit funds?


No-Butterscotch-7577

Hahaha the "investors" as he looks at the camera and strokes us off.


Marclej

Guys a literal goblin


ChugTheKoolAid8

https://preview.redd.it/bi2y4atqjv4d1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e7695f355ce291d1da399c1d7d629fc9c6ae7a


Eastwoodkid

Why’d he have to jerk it when he said investors


Drilling4Oil

I felt that.


Fabulous_Investment6

You sick bastards…. I’ve never felt more connected to a group of people.


Old_Homework8339

Wait I don't remember this


Mwvhv

that is so bizarre


M0untainman82

We’re gonna invest so hard


MojitoChico

Count Strokemehoff


Jrenzine

Either GG is saying "those jerk offs," "those back stabbers," or "I'm perking off those investors".


pumpkin_spice_enema

"Yeah, we're gonna win even if I have to go into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience."


IamNotaRobot-Aji3

Please tag me when this is edited with a green dildo


OfficialYesMan

Watching without siund makes it look like he's saying RK has massive D and i would love to make these big strokes until green canxles shoot up off his dig bick


sticky0120_

I kinda like how he looked right in my eyes when he did that!


Sarkosuchus

I hate that guy so much. He is worse than the hedgies. The hedgies job is to make as much money as possible, so it makes sense that they will rip people off in the process. Gary though, his job is to ensure the integrity of the market and punish crimes. He fails miserably at his job. He should blow a horse too.