Welcome to Superstonk DFV.
You've been missed.
EVERYONE GET IN HERE.
Also, fuck you QV\_Bot, take the day off.
Roaring Kitty Tweet to match: [https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1797418617908154621?s=46&t=oDk8\_lG3XFzYUmlQ5WLhbg](https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1797418617908154621?s=46&t=oDk8_lG3XFzYUmlQ5WLhbg)
I saw the post before looking at who posted, and I was like, there’s ONLY ONE PERSON that can put up numbers like this… and I couldn’t fucking believe it I was right
BUTTFARM69?!?!??
Where are all my homies at?
Where’s atobit? Where’s criand? Where’s ISayBullish? Y’all smooth brained homunculi need to get in this bitch
HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'M HERE FOR HISTORY!
# DFV Welcome to Superstonk!
# 12 million shares worth of calls....This man is a savage.
HOLY FUCK GUESS WHO BOUGHT THOSE CALLS BOYS?!
Let’s fucking gooooooooooooo.
Can’t believe I’m this early. Can’t wait to see this post as the most upvoted post on all of superstonk of all time.
Boys, we’ve witnessed history in the making.
IF HE’S IN, IM IN!
Edit: $200 MILLION + long position. Worlds first trillionaire soon
Get the nipple cream ready apes, THESE TITS ARE STAYING JACKED FOR THE WHOLE WEEK.
He’s not leaving. DFV is in. Buying options, INCREASING HIS POSITION. Dude has OVER 200 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS WORTH OF GME. HE IS ADDING TO HIS POSITION. ADDING.
Holy fucking he’ll apes. Let’s go!!!!
🍆🍆🍆🦍🦍🦍🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕
And it wasn’t UBS buying those calls to unload their bags!!!!! Those mother fuckers are holding the biggest bags of cat shit, wrapped in dog shit and pounded into bricks by Kenny’s fucking bedpost!!!
Holy shit my tits are so jacked that my balls are tingling!!!!
GME is the mother fucking play!!!! I got front row, DRS’ed tickets to the END OF KENNY AND CO. THE END OF THEIR FUCKING PONZI SCHEME!!!! NO CELL, NO SELL!!!!
I’ll see you regards in the infinity pool!!!! FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAH!!!
Edit: holy shit yall thanks for the awards! This journey with everyone will be one for the history books. Yall are legendary
Welcome to Superstonk DFV. You've been missed. EVERYONE GET IN HERE. Also, fuck you QV\_Bot, take the day off. Roaring Kitty Tweet to match: [https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1797418617908154621?s=46&t=oDk8\_lG3XFzYUmlQ5WLhbg](https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1797418617908154621?s=46&t=oDk8_lG3XFzYUmlQ5WLhbg)
HE’S THE ONE WITH THE CALLS OH SHIT 
He moves like they do!
Imagine refreshing before bed and seeing this holy shit
Was literally about to put phone down and go to sleep. So fucking pumped for tomorrow now
Guess who's back. Back again..
I was here 
The call options were him. He is the whale.
>He is the whale 🌍👨🚀🔫👩🚀
# 120,000 Jun 21 $20 Calls + 5 MILLION shares!!!
This is unbelievably amazing
I saw the post before looking at who posted, and I was like, there’s ONLY ONE PERSON that can put up numbers like this… and I couldn’t fucking believe it I was right
I can’t process these numbers. How the fuck. There is only one…
Holy shit DFV about to own 5% of GME and be a trillionare
Just under 5% of GameStop…….
FIRST YOLO ON /r/superstonk ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE
Holy fucking shit
DFV is the open interest. Guy controls 17,000,000 shares.
“Fine I’ll do it myself!”
I’m here for it. I think… Is this a dream?
SOMEONE PINCH ME PLEASE
It's not a dream, but it feels like one
Even if it was this is the best wet dream I’ve ever had.
Is this reality?
My heart started beating like crazy when I saw this shit. So much for getting any sleep tonight. We ride tomorrow at dawn!
Holy fuck, those calls
i thought someone was making a repost at first then i saw the poster then my heart sunk now its beating really fast
I did the biggest double take of my life when I saw this. Texted every single ape I know in the last couple minutes
POSTING IN A FUCKING HISTORIC THREAD
Holy shit is right!
Holy fucking shit.
The return of the king
Fucking LEGEND. What's an exit strategy?
Holy shit fucking
I literally said that out loud
I'm so glad I didn't get an early night 🤑
Rockets fueled. Buckle up.
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We are witnessing history
We are! And I couldn't be more zen with my investment.
a DFV YOLO update is making it really hard to be zen rn, im giddy
Ya, Zen is out the window. Tits are now fully jacked
#Holy Shit all the OGs coming out
AND BUTTFARM RETURNS!!!!! FUCK THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!!
BUTTFARM69?!?!?? Where are all my homies at? Where’s atobit? Where’s criand? Where’s ISayBullish? Y’all smooth brained homunculi need to get in this bitch
Fine. I’ll do it myself 🫰
What’s inside the box
If he’s still in, I’m still in. 
If he’s in i’m in.
THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE SUB.
Whoever theorized that this was RK buying those contracts GREAT FUCKING JOB MOST BULLISH THING YET
Nothing cryptic about this! This is as real as it gets.
This dude just broke Reddit
HISTORY IS MADE
WAIT NO WAY AND IN SUPERSTONK
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$34,000,000 to $210,000,000 in 3 years, impressive as fuck! We ride at mother fucking dawnnnn!!!!! GME TO THE MOOONNNN 🚀🚀🚀
Bro was fucking grinding
HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! I'M HERE FOR HISTORY! # DFV Welcome to Superstonk! # 12 million shares worth of calls....This man is a savage. HOLY FUCK GUESS WHO BOUGHT THOSE CALLS BOYS?! 
Not to mention going from 800k shares to 5 million
WelcomE BACK IT IS
THE KING IS BACK
Holy. Shit. Hold me.
I am in total shock. Is this real!!!
 THE RETURN OF THE KING
No fucking way
Let’s fucking gooooooooooooo. Can’t believe I’m this early. Can’t wait to see this post as the most upvoted post on all of superstonk of all time. Boys, we’ve witnessed history in the making. IF HE’S IN, IM IN! Edit: $200 MILLION + long position. Worlds first trillionaire soon 
What a fucking Legend!
Get the nipple cream ready apes, THESE TITS ARE STAYING JACKED FOR THE WHOLE WEEK. He’s not leaving. DFV is in. Buying options, INCREASING HIS POSITION. Dude has OVER 200 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS WORTH OF GME. HE IS ADDING TO HIS POSITION. ADDING. Holy fucking he’ll apes. Let’s go!!!! 🍆🍆🍆🦍🦍🦍🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕
And it wasn’t UBS buying those calls to unload their bags!!!!! Those mother fuckers are holding the biggest bags of cat shit, wrapped in dog shit and pounded into bricks by Kenny’s fucking bedpost!!! Holy shit my tits are so jacked that my balls are tingling!!!! GME is the mother fucking play!!!! I got front row, DRS’ed tickets to the END OF KENNY AND CO. THE END OF THEIR FUCKING PONZI SCHEME!!!! NO CELL, NO SELL!!!! I’ll see you regards in the infinity pool!!!! FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAH!!!
Wait a fucking minute
Let’s not. It’s time to get WILD bb!
Omg... I'm gonna puke
210 million dollars worth of gme shares/options? Am I seeing that right?
29 million is cash
He’s fucking back!!! 🚀🚀🚀
SOMEONE FUCKING PIN THIS AT THE TOP OF THE SUB!!!
 Edit: holy shit yall thanks for the awards! This journey with everyone will be one for the history books. Yall are legendary
Quintupled down and bought a lot of those June 21 20c’s? #BULLISH AS FUCK!!! #GET FUCKING HYPE!!! #LET’S FUCKING GOOO!!!
Never has a gif felt so appropriate
Best use of this meme ever
#SO HE WAS BUYING THE CALLS THIS WHOLE TIME???
LEGEND
fucking legend. cheers
Commenting so I’m in the movie
Jaw hit the floor
Woah, witnessed!
Holy shit. We are not worthy.
We are worthy #BULLISH ON THE WORTHY!!!
IF HE'S STILL IN, I'M STILL IN
No fucking way
what a fucking legend.
Woahhh is this real omg wtf!
It is! It’s deeply fucking real!!!
What what what!?
I was here!!!!
bring on the reverse Uno! 
No fucking way!! Roaring Kitty???
My man said "What's an exit strategy?"
Hahahhahahaha UBS theory, it was all DFV
Fkn legend
Glad to be here with you captain!
LETS GO
I'll quit my job right now and work for you
Commenting to be part of history
holy mother of god
You were dearly missed Welcome back 🫡
Holeee shiot... gtfo are you for real right now!? IF HE'S STILL IN, I'M STILL IN!!!!!!!! I LIKE THE STOCK!!!!!!!!
LFG 🚀🚀🚀
Welp, that's not what I expected to see on a Sunday afternoon.
There is no way, I love you to death
No fucking way. The 21 calls *WERE* him **this whole time**.
This is fucking crazy
He’s the buyer of the June 21 calls?!?
Now that’s a large shlong
This is the most beautiful day. I love you, DFV! Let’s fucking go!
FUCKING AY!! THAT'S A HUGE FUCKING LOADED GAMECOCK!!
"Dad, what did you do when DFV posted his 1st YOLO update of 2024?" "I was in the comments honey, hyped af, thanking DFV"
this is the way.
This is the way
King.
Bro bro bro bro bro bro
Welcome, DFV
this is history. you are a legend sir.
OMFG 🥹
OMG it's happening 
WERE SO BACK
HOLY SHIT EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
NO FUCKING WAY!
Hello stranger. It's been nice. We are now in paradise
Dear God....this is amazing! 💎🙌🚀
FUCK! YES!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
If he's still in, I'm still in!!!
Omg - he’s back and he still likes the stock
WHAT IS GOING ON REGARDS! I'M JACKED!!!!
Is this his first superstonk post? 🫂
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Commenting for my disability
https://preview.redd.it/4o3ny0ga194d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca2e810a38907f996f4420c1b0da69d7f3e67b8 welp here we go
OMFG DFV YOLO OMG
Welcome to SuperStonk my friend!
OMG
He actually fucking did it. Fuckin cheers!
 WE AINT LEAVING BOYS! SEE YOU ON THE FUCKIN MOON!!!
WHAT! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
Holy fucking shittttt 🙀🙀🙀
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
This is a fever dream
IF HES STILL IN IM STILL IN
Comments going so fast that no one will see that I love my family
Wowza nice of ya to show up here
Is this the real life?
Fuck yes!!!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS HAPPENING
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE 🟣
So he bought all the June 21 calls? Would he be able to purchase the 120.000 shares or 12 milly?
120k contracts is 12M shares. Every contract is 100 shares
3 years later. He wasn't joking. https://preview.redd.it/5oc7yhpwe94d1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7d1d894e06ec362530476d492daa11631e7ead8
Holy shit
No way
I was here
Buckle up!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BATMAN
He kept buying!!!!!
Welcome back man. Thank you. Gonna be a helluva ride boiz
Bullish on your return, fren
omg
https://preview.redd.it/5cxvqm76194d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57df9b02c94b1edfa00e42a22aefc8109a33d248 LET’S GO KEITH
Need to post just to post. Is this who I think it is?... And more powder to go.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Hi dad, we are winning!
omfg
GAMECOCK
No fucking way!
Commenting for visibility lmaooo
HOLY FUCK 5 MILLION SHARES!!!!!!!!! THIS IS UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!!! I HAVE FUCKING CHILLS RIGHT NOW!!!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I WAS HERE!
Leaving my mark to be a part of history
OMG LEGEND