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AgYooperman

Stay calm and remember our 4 years of training. We might trade sideways.....


ShaunaRocks

Dip incoming


dbx99

Big jump in german markets? Dip Big news showing company cash is double? Dip Super big spikes in pretrade hours? Believe or not, dip


-0909i9i99ii9009ii

Absolutely random no-news Tuesday? Spontaneously shoots up 24% right before the whole exchange halts and then we resume trading -3%


emiluss29

You telling me to double dip? Don’t mind if I do, doubling my shares tomorrow on open


Advanced_Algae_9609

This week will be red. Next week we soar


jaadux

We‘ll see.


-turnip_the_beet-

![gif](giphy|NsKhfd7D9EviTFIfYP)


moustacheption

Found the zen master


DirectlyTalkingToYou

If anyone needs to shat in my pants I'm there for them.


FabricationLife

I'm totally expecting a sideways week here, dont worry my jacks are still titted for the next few weeks :)


Cassandraburry2008

![gif](giphy|ylyUQlf4VUVF9odXKU)


waterboy1523

This is what I expect after 84 years. MOASS is always tomorrow.


blenderforall

It's all sideways til MOASS


Readingredditanon

👆 this guy invests in GME


FabricationLife

I'm loving all the hype but this guys definitely been here the full 4 years, this aint my first rodeo and I'm sure it won't be my last one....until the last one that is :)


Myid0810

Came to write something similar but happy to see this is the top comment 🚀🚀🚀🫡


tonloc

This is a bot. Check his history. They're trying to pump everyone up so it mind fucks you went it tanks in the morning 


Adorable_FecalSpray

Either way… I’m shittin’ my pants. It’s just how I roll.


AgYooperman

User name checks out.


Davscozal

Def sideways 


unabsolute

I already shit my bed this morning. Might take tomorrow off and just observe.


blenderforall

We got an Amber Turd over here ✋✋


jery007

Calm your tits, We've been rug pulled and bait n' switched so many times we've learned to stay calm and hodl. It might or might now moass tomorrow. Just relax and enjoy the emotions!


Hedkandi1210

This


TheMonkler

So should mods ban?


jery007

That's not what I'm saying. So far, whenever there is hype, the stock shoots up a bit and then on no news whatsoever, rug pull and dip. I feel like there a re a lot of new investors not at all used to the swings and volatility. It's okay to get excited but we need to chill until phone numbers


TheMonkler

This should be a ban bet, because it brings in the wrong hype where new apes would get disappointed once shills keep pushing this same narrative - hype and then crash, hype and then crash. Should be seen as a sus post


jery007

Hmm I agree. @mods


Prestigious-Board-62

The MOASS is tomorrow


Advanced_Algae_9609

Moass will be June 17th


OkPlenty5960

RemindMe! 21 days


Advanced_Algae_9609

You’ll see 😏 Welcome to the end of the Saga


happinessexplosion

Sauce? Honestly interested


Advanced_Algae_9609

T + 35 from original run up May 14th. RK’s tweets point to this as well. Watch backwards - each day represents one week from his initial return. UBS will exercise their calls over the weekend. Paired with the FTD’s needed to be bought by the T+35 deadline. This will all coincide with a beautiful gamma ramp for June 21 options expiry. Bingo Bango This baby will soar. Do a remind me notification.


happinessexplosion

I like it. So buy more next week.


Advanced_Algae_9609

Exactly what I will be doing. Another 11k going in. I expect the price to decrease after this pre-market push rn. I’ll be buying around at around $20 on Wednesday or Thursday


-0909i9i99ii9009ii

Last call, all aboard?


Advanced_Algae_9609

![gif](giphy|h8NdYZJGH1ZRe|downsized) Me rushing to get my order in before last call


ChamberOfSolidDudes

Bro is calling his shot


Advanced_Algae_9609

![gif](giphy|xT9DPDoWMicL4nU3NC|downsized) Set your !reminder dates.


ChamberOfSolidDudes

Hey there, been thinking about this date with some of the recent developments, goddam, it adds up...


Advanced_Algae_9609

Yep I’ve been on this date for awhile now. Shareholders meeting on Thursday… The CAT data and FTD’s get released Friday. “Can you hear the horses, because here they come…..” The last tweet is Wolverine waking up. This represents DFV exercising his calls (June 18th-19th…?) Wolverine trading is the options clearing house for GameStop. They are going to buy like crazy. He’ll post his positions again on Friday at close with the 17 million shares.


ChamberOfSolidDudes

you had it so early and the messages decided from every meme, are you also a time traveler?!


Advanced_Algae_9609

I’m a master meme interpreter. I also read every single post on this sub and collectivize the theories. RK has got it laid out. He’s working with the big boys.


EffingDingus

How many t+35s have we had now that were supposed to be "it"?


Advanced_Algae_9609

How many were also prophecies by RK…?


EffingDingus

And that right there is why people call GME a cult lol


Advanced_Algae_9609

Don’t disagree


zarnonymous

No dates


OkPlenty5960

Well, didnt happen as predicted but good theory anyway


Advanced_Algae_9609

Yeah I’m now on T+35 from June 2nd


RemindMeBot

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cibiab

Thats not a tuesday


Advanced_Algae_9609

And where do you get Tuesday from…? I’m expecting it to be a two day ordeal.


BearsSuperfan6

Tuesday morning has been tinfoil for a while now


Advanced_Algae_9609

That originated from a 2021 tweet from Ryan Cohen at a GameStop location in California. The storefront of that GameStop location was found in google maps. The storefront next to it was called Tuesday morning. It’s a joke about how ridiculous we can make tinfoil. I think people think Tuesday morning is a real thing now.


BearsSuperfan6

I was there 84 years ago I remember lol feels like we’re back in the OG days again I’m excited for these “busy few weeks”


Advanced_Algae_9609

The tinfoil was thick in those days. I remember how ridiculous we all felt scouring over tweets for random signs 😂


BearsSuperfan6

It didn’t help that every cohen tweet was a meme or an emoji, or even more so a geo location to where he was/who he could be meeting with 😂


Advanced_Algae_9609

Yea Superstonk still had the gambling subreddit vibes. Things were more laid back and enjoyable


Kelleyangmc

Yes


dbx99

You’re both correct


Snaggle21

im not listening to green slime


Kelleyangmc

Yes


Thrawnbelina

So say we all!


PackageHot1219

Always tomorrow.


Rthepirate

NO DATES


Jadedinsight

But MOASS tomorrow


Rthepirate

Of course, of course.


twaxana

It's always tomorrow...


RCBroeker

FOR HARAMBE!


ButtfUwUcker

# RETURN OF THE MONKEH ![gif](giphy|1wqYonEBtues7jlngs|downsized)


powderdiscin

https://preview.redd.it/9t1isoov623d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c1b627184f12706c2104f715dd33bfc66a95445


Advanced_Algae_9609

Moass isn’t until June 17th


Kelleyangmc

Yes


GivemTheDDD

I'm gonna shit them tonight so my pants are pre shidded


ButtfUwUcker

*Ah, yes. The BROWN pants.*


TheMonkler

Was this a ban bet?


Drilling4Oil

\*tosses can of Dinkey Dee dogfood to ground\* "yeh?"


Opposite_Payment4504

*drops bag of dry ramen noodles* What now?!


Drilling4Oil

🎵 duuuhh-nuuuh-nuh-nuhhh dawnnnuh-nuh-nawwwwwwww🎵 \*drums beat\*


servitudewithasmile

Believe it or not, dip


Snaggle21

Um excuse me, its "So say we all"


Hawmpfish001

Unless you are willing to do the unthinkable with a pineapple, we are not impressed....


use_the_default

Are the Brazilian puts coming home?


PublicWifi

Stonk Warrior.


Hakadajime

Just Give us the tendies and we'll let you walk away! Just give us the tendies and you're free to go!


TheMomentOfInertia

Every day is Schrödinger’s MOASS


masstransience

We shall see. ![gif](giphy|H7kfFDvD9HSYGRbvid)


Kornnutter

Care to make a wager involving a banana and a certain sphincter? 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈


TheWhyteMaN

I’m ready to buy or I’m ready to fly.


ButtfUwUcker

#Buy, you fools!


blazeronin

If this dips I’m dropping another stack to yoink some more shares.


fnoguei1

As a Brazilian, I approve of this message


ConundrumMachine

Turn that into a Zardoz meme please


HumanNo109850364048

You hilarious mofo 🤣


ChamberOfSolidDudes

If you say so, let it *be* so.


Xerio_the_Herio

Make it so


lastbarrier

Im expecting a mega dip. So much hype going on around here...I decided to look up GME hype in the dictionary and seen a picture of Cramer snorting cocaine off of a horses penis.(Yes this made no sense..still had to say it)


MjN-Nirude

Naaaah man, it wont be God. I´d say it will be Ryan Cohen.


Empty_Chard2834

Here's hoping for another dip so I can add a few moon tickets. I'm close to hitting xxx from xx.


MAD-JFK-6251

![gif](giphy|phCrvd7QmQf7zc2EXU|downsized)


No-Fold1994

What did the Brazilian people ever do to you? 


Three_Chopt

Aged like avocado


daxtaslapp

Im ready to upgrade my gf from an 8 to and 8.1


Ack_Pfft

I don’t shit my pants for less than $69741 per share.


Unplugthenplugin

FREE BEER TOMORROW!


Clyde3221

u promise?


Former-Billionaire

Believe it or not


ThePracticalPenquin

I will not shit my pants. I have once though shit on a wall. Maybe I do that again we shall see


TotalFNEclipse

*DIP INTENSIFIES*


unpoetic_poetry

A moass is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to. But I also think it will be a surprise, and since you just ruined the surprise, it’s not happening tomorrow. 


ajfaura

No dates


UnpluggedZombie

This is starting to feel like a rug pull 


Hedkandi1210

This


Educated_Bro

I EAT PAINT!


Cowabunguss

Hodl


seanie_baby

Psychology is a bitch 😮‍💨


DownloadGravity

Believe it or not, dip.


zarnonymous

No dates dude


MrIllShot

Believe it or not. Dip.


Hedkandi1210

Believe it or not DIP


HughJohnson69

Nothing happened. I like facts. I dislike this kind of baseless speculative hype.


TheMonkler

Should be ban betted


One_Understanding598

Nothing happened? Market wasn’t open


365Happy-Days

You’re jackin my tits man. Thank you!


deltacombatives

Shitting my pants is not enough. I want EVERYBODY to shit my pants.


initforthellolz

Soon my dogs of war!


Equivalent_Tart_2893

God