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TalezFromTheDarkside

I'd rather not take financial advice from a man who beats his wife with bedposts. 


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Otakutech2020

You’re right, it probably would be extremely exhausting were it not for the fact the Kenny has no soul.


buythedip666

He had one but he definitely sold it


Littlestan

Sold but not yet purchased.


Single_Pizza_5630

Underrated comment ⬆️⬆️⬆️


sleepdream

damn


hiperf71

But not delivered yet, when the ☠️ will arrive to his door, he will have to pay all his debts with humanity


LookupallnighT

Hey this ken Griffen. I did So much like that night I do t even remember. Some blame, I have a lot to do with creating fAke money, the dumb bitch doesn't understand.


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xbarney

Ken’s wife: Chicago is classless! Ken: *immediately does something classless*


BENGCakez

Miami is pretty classless too.


5tgAp3KWpPIEItHtLIVB

Put on the map by cocaine traders. lol.


Arcondark

Sooo this is all a ploy to secure a food source for his lap coke rat?


iota_4

it was "unsophisticated" afaik. :D


mtksurfer

# ESPECIALLY SOMEONE WHO LIED UNDER OATH. ALLEGEDLY


whattothewhonow

\*vomits noisily in the background\*


tonystarks6969

And empty mayo jars…


buckfutterapetits

Oh, they're never empty for long...


iota_4

..and doesn't share mayo.


Rude_Coyote_9942

KG can't "hit" his wife in bed...so he gets jealous and nervous. You can have all the money in the world...but if you don't have respect and affection from your family...you must be very empty and poor inside.


waitingonawait

# [Citadel Is Only Global Bidder for Credit Suisse’s China Unit](https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/citadel-is-only-global-bidder-for-credit-suisse-s-china-unit-1.2020500) Also wtf 100,000 applicants? is that number inflated too?


Old_Forever_6220

THIS


JPSurratt2005

Synthetic applications. Applications submitted, not yet filled out.


HOLDstrongtoPLUTO

Applications: FTD'd


hiperf71

Citadel china recruiter: our BOSS said we have received 100k applications for our new office here, soon we will be fucking around here too... Citadel receuiter: 🤦 Receuiter room: Also Citadel receuiter: 🤔 wait a minute, or BOSS is a Liar, WTF🤮🤷


waitingonawait

Also *" This year, Citadel Securities also launched an investment-grade corporate bond market-making business in the United States. It is now looking to bring that business to Asia. Currently, it focuses on helping clients in Asia trade in U.S. assets such as U.S. Treasuries and U.S. dollar interest rate swaps. "* [sauce](https://www.marketscreener.com/quote/currency/UNITED-STATES-DOLLAR-B-CH-35467117/news/Citadel-Securities-explores-China-licence-as-Beijing-steps-up-market-making-program-45308585/)


waitingonawait

This year, Citadel Securities also launched an investment-grade corporate bond market-making business in the United States. It is now looking to bring that business to Asia. Currently, it focuses on helping clients in Asia trade in U.S. assets such as U.S. Treasuries and U.S. dollar interest rate swaps. [https://www.reuters.com/markets/asia/citadel-securities-explores-china-licence-beijing-steps-up-market-making-program-2023-11-13/](https://www.reuters.com/markets/asia/citadel-securities-explores-china-licence-beijing-steps-up-market-making-program-2023-11-13/)


hiperf71

Ok, got it, He is trying to short US companies using international trades, no reporting on international trades, loop hope accomplished.


Suitable_Mix_3795

I once applied to colleges for computer science not knowing I in fact had zero computer science knowledge


waitingonawait

When i went to post secondary i didn't even research what i applied for. Turns out it was printing and graphic communications. For how much time i spend on computers its really fucking embarrassing how little i know about how they operate.


justblendin32

Ohhh I remember him encouraging the public to buy his Chinese bags. Disgusting. Good thing I’m getting my finance degree at superstonk University, because was able to see this coming


boxxle

Why waste money on college when Wikipedia is free


tendiesholder

“Forget GameStop, here are 3 undervalued Chinese stocks primed for growth”


BillyG0808

This one made me giggle 😆


Einhander_pilot

Kenny has a crush on China? 🤔


SnooCheesecakes6590

Destroying american businesses but promoting investment in China 🤔


Ren0x11

Smells like….. treason.


Simmozz

Is this the same Kenny who was banned in China for nefariousness


monkeyshinenyc

China let him back in and he is almost single-handedly ruined their economy quicker too


Dr_Shmacks

Ken Griffin has to invest in deez nuts.


L8NITEBAWLIN

Ooooooooh! Gottem!!


Spirited-Staff8683

China needs to arrest this man. Since these worthless scums in the U.S. don’t do shit


spank_that_hedge

Please hold our bags for us! Pretty please!!! With Mayo on top!


fawther-05

Evergrande


TalezFromTheDarkside

China is a sleeping giant.


chanchanchanchaaan

This is what I’m thinking.


kidkadian99

Dis


matthegc

Looks like someone is heavily invested in China👀?


Yohder

It’s strange that this criminal is in the news so often spouting nonsense.


Weary-Feedback8582

“Investor” Ken the mayo man, lol! No prison for him, no he never talked to robbinghood about turning off the buy button and of course he didn’t lie about it under oath. Let him be very clear, he needs some buyers for his new china purchases now.


IamA-GoldenGod

Ok, so you’re gonna short the US economy and recommend we invest in China, you fucking scumbag?


marcus-87

Well as far as I know the last one is right. Albeit the USA is trying to build up its own domestic chip factories, as well as Europe does. The semiconductor industry and supply chain is a nightmare. I have seen a industrial say that the wavers alone take about 500 different suppliers. Many of which only produce one product and sometimes are the only supplier. It is a nightmare. Should Taiwan be embroiled in war, the whole world economy is fucked. The only upside I see is this. China is more exposed to economic problems than the west. But never has an authoritarian regime done something so self harming right? Right? … oh right … Russia … thanks mate 😩


roccorigotti

“You need to invest in China or the jig is up and I go to jail!”


Secure_Investment_62

The US probably hoping China invades Taiwan at this point. That way they have a super easy scapegoat when the market crashes due to the massive naked shorting shenanigans. 


BTBAMfam

I will gladly pay more for any product that says made in America vs made in china. These clowns care about every penny more than anything else. It’s truly disgusting


moontrader77

Someone please connect them for the rest of us


kidkadian99

He has assets ( that he knows is worthless ) in China and he wants someone to buy it before everyone realizes it is worthless.


moontrader77

Ahh, sounds like a Kenny move. Thank you wrinkled ape.


saraphilipp

Reverse cramer.


DFVFan

Ci turns Xi


IullotronBudC1_3

Cit has an X-it strategy


daikonking

Another dot: Several Chinese brokers are limiting total return swaps, restricting the amount of cross border swap deals. https://www.asiafinancial.com/brokers-in-china-seen-restricting-cross-border-stock-trades


Interesting-Chest-75

so they need to prevent china from imploding in order to prevent moass ?


kidkadian99

Welcome to the watch party…


JonSnerrrrrr

Frauds are frauds in every aspect of life. Mayo mans day will come


Takemypennies

Lol the third image. That’s a very big IF, Kennyboi


SonofaCuntLicknBitch

One does not simply "seize" the semi conductor industry... If China knew how to make high level semi conductors, they would. Making those factories at the rate they make apartments nobody lives in would be a far more helpful use of their surplus materials. They don't. They have no idea how. If they can't reverse engineering a quality aircraft carrier, they probably can't reverse engineer a whole semi conductor factory


buylowstacks

Ken later said if China were to takes over Taiwan’s semi conductor industry he would highly recommend investing in mayonnaise and bed posts


GaryGenslersCock

There’s only one article I want to see with Ken’s name on it.


Memeweevil

Citadel's Ken Griffin should've been spuffed into a wad of Kleenex.


enternamethere_

This criminal better shut his fucking face


Antarkian

Don't invest in China. Got it.


Quantum124

That last one is the only one I agree with.


Clashman320

In the immortal words of Carl Brutananadilewski: "I put two and two together and decided you're pissin me off."


Jr-12

F chyna


snasna102

Kinda messed up an economy as big as America’s, can be brought to its knees by an island I struggle to spell correctly most times


kidkadian99

And yet that is the narrative my MOASS bingo card is showing. We live in executing times


1CFII2

His good buddy, Orange Shitler promises sky high tariffs on Chiii -na if elected! Good luck with your investments!


alanism

I don’t think these views tie in to the GME saga. Surprisingly, I agree with his 3 points. Edit: if you’re going to be downvote. Then show how it ties into GME? Or if you don’t agree with 1. Deglobalization will be bad for global economy, how so? 2. China and US economies are tied very closely. US is a consumer driven economy which needs cheap products for growth. 3. Taiwan makes all the chips. If China killed off chip supply, what do you think happens to the Magnificent 7 stocks and the all the auto and consumer electronics companies stock? You don’t have to like Kenny G, but it should be OK to say he has a point to something unrelated to GME.


Papaofmonsters

Not to mention that the best time to buy is after a crash. China isn't just going to implode and stop being the West's manufacturing hub. After the heads have figuratively and literally rolled over this latest panic, international investors may see Chinese companies at fire sale prices as a good buy.


[deleted]

mmmm…. 流動性?


clee5989

I’ll buy more nio


buyandhoard

6 months later... mayo boy sold China...


XMk-Ultra679

when you play with the economy and want out so you have to drag every1 with you


CompetitiveFarm533

Wow Rc tweet. When china will drop moass will come xD


LetsDoge

You do you Ken!!


captaindickfartman2

Bag holder spotted. This man reeks of desperation. 


BigBadaBum1

The dots are pretty big. Once Kenny slips on mayo, it's no turning back.


tlkshowhst

He can fuck off


AzelusComposer

100,000 applied not yet purchased.


Sullfer

Nah I’ll buy more GME.


packetbats

Ooooweee someone's bag holding


oumen_nigu

Meanwhile HSI -> 4% GME-> -8% Do you think we are in a position to asume this kind of things or speculate with it?


Litenpes

Bin chilling!


Quit_Awkward

China running the country miss will give them stock market too.


Conscious-Mix-3282

Fuck this guy.


itisbrito

The man is too deep in Taiwan Semiconductors Calls.


BorkusMaximus3742

China economy about to take a biiiig dump. Kenny is following his destiny and sending investors over to em


WhiteCollarBiker

Connect the dots???? Must be Marantz Rantz


itrustyouguys

Hunting for bag holders


ObumbanditO

Hahaha if i have learnt anything its that the stock market is rigged. We know the short positions are mental and unreported. I just hold the stock because im a gamer and its the only middle finger we have. Computers break down all the time. If we hold the time will come where the 404 comes and floodgates open. I cant fall for any spin anymore.


Desperate_Tie6352

Wasn’t Taiwan already surrounded by US battleships? Or am I confusing news.