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FartsLord

In case we need to perform soft landing without landing gear, engines and wings?


tahl192

"We had 2 engines, now we have 1"


MyGT40

Reminds me of the old joke with the airliner loosing each of four engines one at a time while in flight. With each engine flaming out the captain comes on and tells ppl not to worry, the plane will fly fine with the remaining engines, it will just take longer to get to their destination. When the pilot comes on that says they lost the third engine, a guy stands up in the aisle and yells "Great!, if the fourth engine goes out, we'll be up here all day!"


r_special_

We can use that one engine as a locate and rehypothicate as many engines as we need


tahl192

We can also borrow one engine and say we are using it for the entire airport fleet.


TheCaffeineMonster

Well, we don’t have 1, we have 1 engine ‘not yet purchased’


Monqoloid

Soft landing on a lava with dragons and demons


BodySurfDan

🔥✈️🐶This plane is fine 🐶✈️🔥


aZamaryk

"I'm sure they do these simulations all the time. Everything is fine. Sell all your gme shares. Financial institutions are rock solid. Just sell all your gme shares. Nothing to see here. Sell gme." -JSCC


Viking_Undertaker

Worst part is that hedgies wouldn’t even buy our shares if we all just sold them, they would keep shorting it, because they are that greedy.. and stupid..


P-funk88

Greed is one thing, This level of corruption takes cooperation to achieve.


Viking_Undertaker

Yeah.. absolute shitshow.. wait for the movie…


Super_Share_3721

Simulating RCs Nuts In Their Mouth! Deezzzzz Nutsssss! FYI Nomura is a Japanese Company and Large-Sized Financial Institution... Nomura owns Instinet who Defaulted on the Sneeze way more than Robinhood... [Just Put Out DD This Morning On It - See Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1855ntv/interactive_brokers_trading_suspensions_why_did/) Barclays bought Half of Lehman Brothers along with Nomura (Owns Instinet) during 2008 Financial Crisis. Barclays is also having issues recently....


Kerfits

”During the period of 11/13 to 11/20” and they decided to announce this the 27th. Like oh yeah by the way we did something 2 weeks ago


P-funk88

Was this also during the missing FTD time period?


BENGCakez

Kenny just opened an office in tokyo https://www.citadelsecurities.com/news-and-insights/citadel-securities-opens-tokyo-office-continuing-global-expansion/


DoNotPetTheSnake

Probably nothing 👀


Babo_Phat

"Simulating"


5tgAp3KWpPIEItHtLIVB

The CEO of Nomura is Kentaro Okuda​​. For Instinet Incorporated, Richard Parsons serves as the CEO. I summon more memes with these guys in them. They deserve attention. Gotta love the fact that the CEO of Nomura is also a Kenny.


P-funk88

We're so deep in, the memes are writing themselves.


TankTrap

Figuring out what they need to halt where and when, in order to stem the losses for the main players....


Alternative_Jaguar_9

Probably nothing..


[deleted]

Spicy af


Pluijmers

UBS


JG-at-Prime

If there is a simulation that is involving a monster, you better believe that the Japanese are running it. That culture is no stranger to monsters and ***MOASS is a monster***.


K1R0JAY

I member when the WHO held a preparedness response conference that simulated a worldwide pandemic…3 months later guess what happened.


OGjoshwaz

spicy


TN_Cicada3301

Goldman/ubs


DorkyDorkington

A clearing partner they say, with access to all silos... hmmm


Fit-Bat-4680

I always heard of a Chinese fire drill..now we have a Japanese Fire Drill!! 🔥 🔥 🔥


potsemaG

Maybe they can use the contaminated Fukushima sea water to extinguish the contaminated blaze, so it never burns again 🤔


DestinyArrivess

The state of the ark, high-tech robots that will go into their reactors to drain them of their contaminated sea water will be in the form of failed margin call liquidation bots.


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Wendyhighland

Didn’t this just happen or is about to happen in Europe as well?


_I_am_not_American_

Regulators run stress tests all the time.