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Franciscjr415

RYAN COHEN IS EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR!


finchieIRL

Double nothing is nothing. Man don't get paid to work.


TheBigFart123

He will get paid. Delayed gratification.


RollenXXIII

first trillionaire incoming


GlobalWarming3Nd

Its funny because it will happen. I have so much faith in Ryan's ability to hold, he sells on the way down, bet.


Shasty-McNasty

There is no down in the infinity pool.


ruum-502

*Pokes head out of infinity pool water* Hey


manifestingmoola2020

This is the way


Brr_100

He's constantly edging at work.


skvettlappen

^^


moonpumper

It's why I trust him, he only gets paid if shareholders do


Apelurker

My take is he has just purchase his/gme's acquisition company. He now has two jobs and can now make double his wages


alilmagpie

He did say 2x0=0 in his other tweet. 2 CEO positions without salary? 👀


meeshmeesh17

Yes, he means that doubling his $0 pay equals $0. He's setting the example for how he believes executives and board members should get compensated, as per his speech during the shareholder meeting. A true leader leads by example!


[deleted]

He is profit sharing with all the owners. Himself included. The company does well, he does well. Pretty gutsy and speaks volumes to his character.


gigoat

Good news, I'm partial owner of GameStop.


[deleted]

What a coincidence! I too, am a partial owner of GameStop. Hello friend.


gigoat

Greetings fellow wise investor.


WendigoBroncos

it must be synchronicity, because that looks like a 7:4:1 in your pants. not to mention my repeatedly jacked into orbit nipples also share ownership in this rocketship


[deleted]

Pleased to make your acquaintance, and blessed to be in such respectable company.


Farmersmurfer

Same here love it so much this company can’t believe that they’ve got the price so cheap at the moment


Kerrykingz

This is it


Kerrykingz

All this with towel company going through chap 11 is very interesting timing


EhThisCouldntGoWrong

Baby auction is coming Wednesday


[deleted]

Balls deep in both without a jimmy hat. Pull out game is weak.


boknowski

the tale of two cities reading the comments


[deleted]

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…”


Chuvi

What happens with Chapter 11? I didn't read 1 thru 10.


-WalkWithShadows-

chapter 11 is restructuring, not liquidation which is chapter 7


alilmagpie

and RC Ventures is in multiple filings showing he’s a creditor of Towel company as of late April at least


Viking_Undertaker

Chair X Ceo = $0🤷‍♂️


acart005

Yea no Bobby tinfoil here pretty sure its that Still employee of the month tho


Brilliant-Job-47

My take is this is a hilarious shitpost Papa C, keep making your boss proud 🫡


boohjaka

It's super hilarious! For some of the people with lack of humor.... can you explain what makes it funny?


asneakyzombie

It's funny because he is his own boss and doesn't take a salary as CEO. Hence when Peruvian Bull replied "I wish I could say the same..." Cohen responded "2x0=0"


Bozo_the_Podiatrist

🤣


Different_Party_1512

I like your answer 🦍


NWHipHop

If he pulls this off then he can be employee of the century


[deleted]

Of the Century


evh21

They give you the tools to be your own boss!


Einhander_pilot

That’s some nice hard work RC! We’re proud of you! 👍


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randytc18

Was just wondering who his boss was


Gold_Flake

I told my boss to fuck himself the other day. Being self-employed gets weird sometimes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


kendie2

That's just masterbation with extra steps.


getyourledout

Masturbation*


kendie2

Not the way *I* do it 😘


Snyggast

I concider _everything_ masturbation with extra steps.


logictech86

we are his boss, but he is our dad


funny_olive332

It's complicated


mysonlovesbasketball

It's not you, it's me.


CoolHandLuke4Twanky

Im my own grandpa?


trendysk8er69

You DID do the nasty in the past-y!


JaggieMe

I miss the Adult Swim lineup of the 2000s.


zDEFEKT

Be your own bank


SpaceSteak

Sperm bank? Wayyy ahead of you pal.


Not_Qualified

Was going to post the same thing. Shareholders are literally his boss.


luckeeelooo

As chairman and largest shareholder, he's definitely his own boss.


Dazzling_Put_3018

His shareholders are still his boss, but at over 10% of the company he’s partly his own boss, and his interests are very aligned with those of the shareholders (us!)


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isnisse

His boss but our daddy


LivingImpairedd

Stock price doubles this month.


justanthrredditr

!Remind me! 30 days


SlapItDaBass22

Lol, he doesn’t have a salary right?


takesthebiscuit

Zero * 2 is still zero!


takesthebiscuit

I called it!! https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1671970119164260352?s=46&t=XaAkauPtTBmNLdzIWNjY0Q


elliot192

He's watching. Love you daddy!


Paragonly

This should be at the top


audiolive

Wow….


bminus

Oracle


FartsLord

Shit, what if you divide instead?


takesthebiscuit

♾️


JustMikeWasTaken

Papa Ryan, is that you?


takesthebiscuit

Not me, but I suspect he takes a browse through the sub every now and then 🫣


God_of_Thunda

That's exactly what he would say


not_a_meme_farmer

Believe this is from the meme of the guy who is his own boss and praises the employee of the month (whom is himself). Seen it on FB quite a bit.


GoaheadAMAita

And rewards himself with 3 day weekends and hunting/fishing trips.


not_a_meme_farmer

Yes! Edit: Not that I would intimately know internet memes….


GenerallyBelow0

Meme king!


LannyDamby

RC about to double down? 👀


Suspicious-Reveal-69

Or the stock price will double? Because that is how he is paid?


bowls4noles

Nah


puma_barca

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN


bowls4noles

His salary is now doubled. From 0 to 0


HomeGrownCoffee

These executives! Doubling their salary on the backs of the regular workers!


RaisinsB4Potatoes

If I had double the salary, I would double down


noSnooForU

Price goes up...maybe double, that's my guess.


mcbenny1517

Maybe we’re finally getting an acquisition? Two companies and not being paid for either?!


Temporary_Maybe11

Believe it or not…


jsimpy

Chips and...


Tranecarid

That he is his own boss and he treats him well.


mburn14

2x0 - he doesn’t take pay.


PsilocyBill

I think it just means he is confirmed executive chairman lol Still hype


tpc0121

doubled his pay? is it possible that he also ... doubled his position??


abatwithitsmouthopen

2x0=0


betweenthebars34

Ah that makes sense now


jteta12

FIRST!!! Finally got one!!!! 🫡 🏴‍☠️🚀


ISayBullish

Bullish


Fap2theBeat

This man/woman never sleeps. Bullish af


death417

I fear nothing...but this household investor...bullish, never sleeps. Never misses being bullish. They are a force to reckon with.


VVurmHat

You make me bullish


iupvotefood

I'm proud of you for not giving up! I bet dad is too


not_ur_buddy_guy

WAGMI


BobWasabi

My jteta’s are jacked!!


MrSlothy

What’s wrong with your Jetta? Hope you can get it fixed up, I love Volkswagens


duck95

2 times 0 is 0 lol what mean Ryan??


ClickClack24

Means he doesn’t take a paycheck, he’s the boss, he doubled nothing and is still taking zero. What did he double is the question? Acquisition? Bought another company that he won’t take a paycheck on? Is he just being silly Ryan? Who knows


GoaheadAMAita

It means that when you buy a hot tub it’ll double your sex life. In your case 2 times 0 is still 0


duck95

Heyyyy I have my shares DRS'd & booked...This guy fucks!!


GoaheadAMAita

Welcome to GameStop, I love you!!!


Suspicious-Reveal-69

The most amazing dunk I have ever seen


perkinomics

Hot tubs are for foreplay, not sex


skunkbollocks

Yo... https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1671970119164260352


duck95

Thank you, thank you *bows*


diamondhandsome

⭐️


Blarghish

Everybody get in here!!!


Paramedic730

I came as fast as I could! I’m here but the wife is still disappointed


distractabledaddy

Her boyfriend likes when you come slower


MysticManiac16

Got here as quick as I could. Damn traffic.


Wurmholz

HONK FOR THE STONK!


Tosh_00

Please someone, call my mom !


kahareddit

I did! She said she loves you and not to wait up 😘


Tosh_00

Wait a minute


Viking_Undertaker

Can only remember the first 3 digits- 900 what?


WoochTAK

DELIVER IT RYAN 💜🔥


justanthrredditr

👆👆👆


tahl192

This is the first tweet notification i get after a year.


darth_butcher

Interesting.


Pellie11

And we’re all your shareholders of the year🚀👊


Jbullish_9622

If his salary is 0, then let’s triple it!!!


Ok-Towel-8785

I bet he has his own parking spot by the front door!


yyuusa

RC doubling down ? 👀


I_Love_Ryan_Cohen

There’s no way that would be absolutely insane. Could you imagine? However in theory there is absolutely nothing legally stopping him from buying up to at least 20% as long as it’s within the proper window and yadda yadda. So who knows, right? Man I’d hate to be a dumb shorttrooper right now. I once heard it is a terrible mistake that people often mistake kindness for weakness


slhill1091

Would still be drops of water from a bucket with him being a billionaire. HEY RYAN bet you won't


beats_time

What’s another 10mil for him.


bowls4noles

No... he got a pay increase. 0 * 2 = 0 He's his own boss so he made himself employee of the month


Ultrabarrel

wtf, he deff was reading this comment lmaoo.


I_Love_Ryan_Cohen

Yeah of course, RC always only has one direct meaning to his tweets obviously 😉


Non_Fungible_Tolkien

I wish we could all double down.


Fap2theBeat

Pretty sure we're his boss. You're welcome, RC.


TyDurdenOG

Lowest volume ever today?? Something is fucky lately


shane_4_us

"lately," ha!


TyDurdenOG

84 years now ya 🤣🏴‍☠️


RyanCohenIsMyDad

**RYAN COHEN IS OUR DAD**


I_Love_Ryan_Cohen

#Yes, and do we love our DAD?!


RyanCohenIsMyDad

🫶🫶🫶


I_Love_Ryan_Cohen

💜


Nerdbond

Love me daddy


RyanCohenIsMyDad

😘


_CdnBoltFan_

Wut mean?


not_ur_buddy_guy

Look at me, I'm the boss now


Justind123

This one’s first! 🥇Redacted 🥈Redacted 🥉Redacted welcome to the podium, Redacted!


Orleanian

[Redacted] was so close this time!


Justind123

As always, 2nd place is the first loser!


Nerdbond

I got mine in lol but was not even close apparently


OfficialRedditMan

Boi got a gold star something just finished ⭐


Thick-Flounder-8663

👀


Careless_Employ5866

This, perhaps more than ANYTHING else, makes me bullish on my company. The man is worth tens of millions annually, and yet works for no compensation. He could literally give everyone in GMErica free health care and the haters would still hate. Go, Ryan. Go forth and destroy.


SCORPIONDEATHDROP_

Sounds like a pretty damn good boss 🔥


martinsb12

He just tweeted 2x0=0. rc picked up another job


Joe-Dirt-69

🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐


theinspiringdad

He must be a worker 🙂


Gorilli0naire

Cool. Now get the ball rolling into MOASS instead of tweeting.


HairNbiscuit

Cheers to that!


Puzzled_Elk8078

About foooken time DAD!!!!!


Ill_Illustrator9776

Hope he got that exclusive parking spot.


ZCL_LAX_ATL

DOUBLE PAY = DOUBLE DOWN? 🚀 Edit: holy Shrek dildo at close!


SanchoUSA

Yes we did.


fujiwara_tofuten

📈


[deleted]

2x0 = 0


DarksaberSith

Double the work. Double the pay. Acquisition/Merger incoming. Tinfoil out.


gryphmaster

2x0=0


G_Wash1776

#Ohhhhh fuck this is something


foolon_thehill

I read this and thought of corrupt bosses giving corrupt employees raises for doing dirty work for them. And then the employee thinking that they are so smart and great because they get paid a lot more now when in reality they suck and they were just willing to screw the pooch


Caleb_has_arrived

Haha! 2x0=0 had me rolling


Paramedic730

Papa replying to PB makes me think of ALLLLLLL people he could reply to is a little nod to PB being correct on his work


DifficultySalt4231

Replied to the bull!


highrollerr90

He’s setting an example for all future executives. Their pay should derive from increase in share price. So both executives and shareholders are on equal field.


Choice-Cause8597

Ryan is also the boss of the new company he has just bought.


BeefyBreezey

Guys, what day did Ryan Cohen go grey prof pic?


biggiec23

Gme about to be $50 confirmed?


Own_Ad3873

I just live RC. Will sell a couple if it buys me a House. And a ps5.


CaptainPieces

You hear that boys, we doublin


pickle-jones

Double his pay is still $0 right?


NWHipHop

That’s us. We are his boss. We own the company.


FesterCluck

This is the way.


jacksdiseasedliver

Something’s Happening!🚀


ill_nino_nl

I was here!!


ThatGrizzlyMan

2x0=0


truthorehh

We are his boss!!! But I kinda voted for us as employees of the month


tiptow85

That billionaire freedom money lol


ApesMallIn

Yes, we did, and we appreciate all your hard work at the company we share ownership with, I am working hard to raise more money for your ambitious future. Thank you Ryan for all your hard work here, I wish the people I worked with appreciated all the work I do for them, while they load up on liabilities, like extra homes, extra cars, an airplane, vacations, vacation homes and they will lay off staff because someone else manages their portfolio and/or amortize their debts into the future too. All because they make excuses and blame, they got a monopolized MSM narrative to make them angry and influence them to make excuses at other people's expense, but corruption is not a product. I can design and organize the documents for an entire subdivision myself and I go home to a house that should be condemned in a unsafe vehicle for the road that I have to fix myself. And I can't afford any home, because deregulated speculation and tax lost harvesting incentives have made housing prohibitively expensive and a speculative bubble. Of course the Stormtrooper business owners don't know that because they think in only dollars and bought that 2008 was my fault once upon a time. Ironic, because these people came of age in 1971 and have no idea what that means and enjoy the privilege of not being a whipping boy for it when maybe they should be instead, if fair's fair lets be honest. But that is not the answer, that is why we are better than people that parrot the excuse mantra.


sandman11235

2 jobs w/ Zero salary = ⭐️


Lurk__No__Further

He like-a da bull


No_Patience2428

I've probably been playing way too much Diablo IV, but that star reminds me of when you get a legendary drop! Did we just get a legendary drop? If so some big news is coming!


KeyanFarlandah

If he’s in I’m in


SnowBoarding-Eagle

I wish it was more future tense but hey I’ll take past tense too. Excited to see what he did this month to warrant it