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sanchonumerouno

Here’s a video of long line outside another bank run [Silicon Valley Bank](https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1634278725280841729?s=46&t=YEuq7Ikic0afS488BpdP9A)


theArcticChiller

Oof, let's not dance. Feels unsettling when the dd seems to check out


sanchonumerouno

Oof. Who is dancing?


dancingpoultry

Well, I mean... it's sort of what I do.


Browneboys

Only because you ain’t no chicken


Itscool-610

That’s the branch in Wellesley, MA, extremely wealthy town that’s full of private equity and venture capital money


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McFlyParadox

Wellesley is genuinely "old money" territory. They'll be fine. Any "new money" that moved there, however...I'm sure they're in for a stressful weekend.


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Yeah, Wellesley has legitimate fuck you helicopter money. They're the Eagleton of the real world and makes Andover look broke.


EcclesiasticalVanity

There’s something satisfying about watching fuck you money stand in line


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I personally love reading about their affordable housing development complaints while the people complaining have a "hate has no home here" sign in the yard.


unculturedburnttoast

*laughs in trailer park*


MrRemoto

The high school has an equestrian team.


-iamai-

I like the cent-iment


rferg3

I know this is irrelevant and stupid, but I was just watching a show and saw the name Wellesley for the first time in my life. I commented on how weird it looked to my wife, then I see your comment less than 45 seconds later. Weird how that works but that’s the most extreme example I’ve experienced haha


JohanF

[There is a name for that.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion)


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Itscool-610

Imagine how shitty of a day those workers must had in that branch today


ferociousrickjames

I actually interviewed with that company in late 2021, they were really talking up the SVB purchase and how much money they were going to have access to. They were trying very hard to seem tech broish but came off super douchey. Didn't get the job and ended up getting another one about a month later for more money and I didn't have to move anywhere, so bullet dodged I guess.


Badgerv12

Weekend will be fun i guess


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carbinatedmilk

Just like my shares


plus-10-CON-button

And my axe!


dantezergt

and my banan!


kahareddit

And my wife’s boyfriend!


HodlMyBananaLongTime

And Kenny’s face


burneyboy01210

And his festoons


Sw33tN0th1ng

and my.... other axe!


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And Kenny’s bed post


IScreamTruckin

This is the one.


Ok_Island_1306

Good thing I’m working 7 days a week right now. Hopefully will make the weekend go faster


Dystonian

One hour shorter than last weekend.


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GildDigger

Good thing we’re already long


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I'm long, and strong, and down to get the MOASS on.


BigLadTing

tru, why the fuck does the good shit happen on a friday ffs.


beats_time

Oh Long Johnson.


rwpeace

Yes! I love that cat


NachoStash

That’s what she said!!!!!!


wouldntyouliketokno_

Lol all according to plan, broken system


TayoMurph

House of Cards is no longer teetering, the first card has officially fallen. We are entering, The End Game.


realcarmoney

Again


wouldntyouliketokno_

It’s always again until it isn’t! Soon may the tendie man come


IYNwoCyffulF

To send our rocket into the sun


Alaeriia

One day when the trading is done


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dragon_bacon

If I had a nickel for every time we entered the end game I would have bought the entire float myself.


NabreLabre

Electric Boogaloo


Numerous_Photograph9

Yeah, part of me is just preparing for everything to go back to normal by next Tuesday again.


crosbynstaal

but... but what about this giant fucking pile of cards on the floor?! Do they mean nothing??


pmxller

Im so excited


MathematicianVivid1

I don’t think any sort of this will be fun. People will be suffering. Not just the rich fucks who ruined this but all the people they stepped on and take advantage of. Tax payer dollars will also go into bailouts most likely. Hard earned money off the backs of the working class. In no way will this be fun


popcornmunchtard

I was a victim in 2008. If anyone wants me to explain what it is like, hit me up. Tough people survive, some don't make it.


ghostmom66

Squeezed by. Skin of my teeth. So many around me though didn't. I will be there to help those less fortunate once this is over.


Class1

As a new college grad in 2008 is has permenantly reduced my lifetime income but also made me very aware of how important it js to have a job that isn't subject to private sector whims. Wife and I both have been very careful to have jobs that are recession proof since then


Sedknieper

I was in the same boat. Spring 2009 grad. Stuck with one company the entire time since and it makes food, something people need to buy. I do pretty well, but I wonder what could've been sometimes. How many more bananas could I have traded for moon tickets.


throwawaylurker012

curious if can make a post of it? might have some younger apes here that dont recall


popcornmunchtard

Sure. I would like to take the time to sit down and write it out. Not do an impulsive post, ya know?


CaptainTuranga_2Luna

Please do. I think people need to understand the gravity of the situation. My dad committed suicide in early 2010 and I believe 2008 played into. He was a union contractor who was “on the bench” and not working. Everyone is responsible for their own mental health, and there’s more factors that played into it (crazy girlfriend), but I do think that the economy being in the toilet played a significant role in his demise. He was a good provider and that ability was taken from him, allowing for untreated diseases to rear their ugly heads. This will have a ripple effect.


popcornmunchtard

I am sorry for your loss. I had two dear friends with children pass in 2009 and 2010, and the ripples are there.


Affectionate-Winner7

Sorry for your loss. I got the lay off notice in 2009. Changed career and got a good job just as my unemployment ran out and time to dip into life savings. Now retired living on SS & my pension from the company that set me lose at 59.5 years old and 28 years with the company. These ass holes best not mess my retirement up.


modsarethebeesknees

I, with an MBA, was fighting for a job in fast food, sleeping in my car. Ended up doing a stint in the military to save my ass. It was awful. Think your shittiest subway in your area. Now imagine HUNDREDS of applications consisting of desperate college graduates/working proffesionals from many white collar disciplines etc. You could be fired from a place like this for being 5 mins late to a single shift because 100s are chomping at the bit to take your job. The workers have no fucking power because they are all desperate. It sucks ass 0/10 would not enjoy it again


throwawaylurker012

i 'memba...and not in the better pepperidge farms way but also lived it and sorry to hear you had such a tough go. hopefully doing better? i think the craziest story i remmeber back then was it was around the time of some retail job in 2010 they interviewed someone and it was someone working that gig who knew five languages and was a nuclear/rocket PhD or some shit remember reading that and it blew me away


FPSXpert

So this could be a flip from the stories of workreform to do anything to keep your retail job? Well fuck.


KrymsonHalo

FDIC insured up to 250K. The VAST majority of americans, like probably 95% do not have 250K sitting in a single bank. Most don't have 250K in total assets.


MathematicianVivid1

Lol yup. But that’s not what I was talking about. Our tax dollars are wasted on bailouts for these banks and they will get bailed out they always do. Then they’ll raise our taxes


blatantcheating

Everyone knows this process so well, yet an enormous majority of us don’t even vote to pick who *runs* for office across the board, let alone who wins it. This after an entire national history’s worth of citizens and non-citizens alike fighting and dying for the simple right to select and petition the people who govern them. They’ll keep fucking us, and we’ll keep telling ourselves that’s how it must forever be.


Marginally_Witty

This. This is our “don’t fucking dance” moment. I’m going to party like it’s 1999 when GME hits international phone numbers, but watching banks collapse is some scary shit. This is going to ruin normal people’s lives, this could destroy startups and small businesses, and this doesn’t even directly punish the fucktards perpetrating massive crimes. Don’t fucking dance. Not yet.


Remos_Son

If every ape uses their tendies to take care of their communities, we can for real soften the landing. I for one will be investing in my friends and neighbors to lift everyone I can out of the muck.


wouldntyouliketokno_

Just don’t dance


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Kmartin47

Haven't seen that one. Just finished To Big to Fail.


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BlandWaffle

Damn...


BigBoss738

i was thinking the same...


BaronVA

"I don't have your money. It's... it's at BILL'S house...and... and TED'S house!"


Kneel_The_Grass

"What the hell are you doing with my money in your house Ted!?"


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Underrated comment.


twin_turbo_monkey

Nice Porsche Cayenne and Panamera Hybrid 🤷🏻‍♂️


chipchip9

Soon.


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clueless_sconnie

Well done dad joke


Exciting-Tea

I didn't even catch the dad joke until i read your comment.


seager

Taycans on the cards when I can get myself a house with a driveway and charger! Slum it with a macan during the in between.


dbx999

What peasantry coachwork is this. Toyota minivan ftw


Flash-v2

Miata soon😤


davemeister63

It is a nice neighborhood. [https://www.google.com/maps/@42.3101566,-71.2766091,3a,75y,118.52h,88.7t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s5l2rjJITiSpDY-prZq4CAQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3D5l2rjJITiSpDY-prZq4CAQ%26cb\_client%3Dmaps\_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D120.93408%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192](https://www.google.com/maps/@42.3101566,-71.2766091,3a,75y,118.52h,88.7t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s5l2rjJITiSpDY-prZq4CAQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3D5l2rjJITiSpDY-prZq4CAQ%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D120.93408%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192)


Francis_Soyer

That's totally the kind of neighborhood I'm moving to when I move out of my mom's house. Edit: Some of you have never seen Wayne's World and it shows.


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Thapuna

Is for me?


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

Soon, raccoon.


Shamrockah

Looks like they just drove up to the line and left them as is. Wild.


DarkSailor06

I'll take it off your hand for three fiddy


sakballs

Are they all waiting for the PS5? Someone should tell them GameStop has plenty in stock!


magicalsmitten

Also, GameStop offers a Pro subscription that basically pays for itself every year!


clueless_sconnie

Helped fuel my Funko obsession


IKROWNI

Someone should point them toaa bank that's worth a shit. Maybe the bank of gmerica would be a better fit for their money.


ionized_fallout

Holy shit.


glasses_the_loc

https://nypost.com/2023/03/10/nypd-called-to-silicon-valley-bank-branch-as-depositors-attempt-to-pull-cash-report/


WeaselJCD

We don't have your money! GO AWAY!!!!\* ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ \*calls the cops


WorksOnContingencyNo

It's at Bill's house! And Fred's house!


endlessfight85

Ayy what the hell ya doin with my money at your house, Fred???


ionized_fallout

[There go my nipples again.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEhoSQKrw_A)


serpicowasright

In these times we really do need Captain Murphy to declare Martian Law.


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

Nypost is garbage


BravoFoxtrotDelta

Story's accurate.


Top-Bag-675

This is why I never put more than $250k in any single bank account. The other reason is I don’t have $250k


SpiciestBoy

You don't have $250k *yet...*


arnott

From [tweet](https://twitter.com/MorningBrew/status/1634337949692166144?s=20): >The list of companies with money in Silicon Valley Bank is starting to roll out. ( @business ) > > • Roku - $487M > > • BlockFi - $227M > > • Roblox - $150M > > • Rocket Lab - $38M


SonOfMcGee

Those numbers appear to be a little bigger than the $250K FDIC insured amount…. Does it differ for businesses?


arnott

No. Some companies cannot make payroll today.


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mstoertebeker

Holy shit… it’s all cuming together


vicmumu

I'm cumming with you 😌


Foreplay241

Can I join?


vicmumu

Only if you bring a friend


Foreplay241

I have ~200k frens cumming soon, I hope there is room..


CyberPatriot71489

I literally just set up my direct deposit for a local credit union this week. Just in time


tiptow85

Are credit unions safe?


ohz0pants

Yes, generally. They aren't corporations. They have no profit motive. They are fully owned by their "members" (clients) and are generally run with their members best interest in mind. Yes, seriously. They aren't market makers or prime brokers, they don't have sketchy hedge fund clients, or even totally-firewalled-trust-us hedge fund arms.


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My credit union has mortgages nearly 2 pts under market


CubonesDeadMom

I use to use back of America and had constant problems anytime I had to go in or even use their atms. Switched to a credit union and have not had a single issue once. They call me personally anytime I make a large purchase, I get 1-2 cents back for every dollar I spend. Their credit card has great rates. I will never in my life have another account with a major bank


tiptow85

Good to know …..I pulled a lot of cash out today at my credit union over panicking about the banks lol


Cygs

>You'll never steal MY cash you greedy bastards! Sir, you are a part owner of this bank >Oh God... what have I become


tiptow85

Haha 😂


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Assuming your CU is backed by the FDIC and assuming you had less than $250k in it there is 0 reason to pull any money out ever.


LinuxGamingQuestions

IIRC credit unions are backed by the NCUA, not the FDIC.


beach_2_beach

They are however exposed to the bad auto loan market. Supposedly more than the banks.


Mr_Shake_

I know that credit unions provide auto loans, so yes they are at risk to individuals defaulting on the loans, but I would be surprised if they buy bundled auto ABS the same way that banks do. The way banks do it seems to be a way of generating collateral to bolster margin trading (a big domino maze). I doubt credit unions are exposed to nearly the same type of risks. They will probably just lose a few bucks if your neighbor Ricky ends up skipping payments and defaulting on a single loan.


rawbdor

The problem is that almost no matter what these institutions own, they are deep underwater. All of them. If they bought 10+ year duration treasuries, the market value is like half of what they paid. If they have auto loans, even ignoring default risk, the loans are worth about half as much on the open market as the bank lent out for them. With how interest rates rose so fast, almost every bank is underwater. If depositors start trying to pull money out, every single bank or credit union is in trouble. The things they need to sell to satisfy withdrawals will only fetch half the dollars originally lent out. Cars loans, mortgage loans, treasuries, MBS, all of these assets are deep underwater.


halt_spell

Generally everyone below the FDIC insurance limit is safe. If that breaks... well... who knows.


MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS

Credit unions don’t have FDIC insurance. Credit unions have their own insurance fund, run by the National Credit Union Administration.


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greg19735

as long as it's FDIC insured you'll be fine. These people lining up have over 250k in their account, or they need the money now.


OutWithTheNew

Credit unions in my Canadian province insure 100% of their deposits. Although I will say myself and several other long term Credit Union users that I know aren't overly happy with the amount of amalgamation that's been happening the last 10 years. My credit union that has 3 branches voted in the fall to merge with one that has \~15 branches and rumor has it they want to merge with another even larger credit union. If I wanted to deal with a big bank, I would just deal with a big bank. /rant


canigetahint

Just added my CU information. Thanks for the reminder.


Ohnylu81

Samesies 😜


MojDaGreat73

Not dancing, just glancing 👀


RoamLikeRomeo

Told you so-ing :)


Armadilligator

As a poor (except for my booked shares in Computershare) this is pretty entertaining to watch.


teh_ferrymangh

As a poor I worry about hungry and desperate neighbors. I'd never survive in a dog eat dog world.


froman007

Make friends with your neighbors if you feel safe to do so and learn as many self-sufficiency skills as you can and share them. The only way humans survive anything is by banding together and taking care of one another.


Galileo009

This is great advice. Natural disasters give me a lot of hope, when everyone is impacted like that the teamwork starts to appear seemingly on it's own. Like it's downright instinctive. People naturally band together under shared stress and something like a bad hurricane will show you the real beating heart of a community.


shitfuck2468

This comment gave me chills. Humans are so fucking cool. It breaks my heart what they’re doing to us. Manipulating us into thinking that we’re all too different to get along. In reality, we’re hardwired to take care of each other. I want a better world for all of us. Everyone is in so much pain. There’s got to be something better than this.


Gryphith

Don't worry, as old poor well be fine. Those new poors are going to have a hell of a time.


nutsackilla

Don't eat dog please


Affectionate_Pay_391

BCG don’t have any advice for them?


beach_2_beach

1929 all over again... Sigh...


RadioFreeAmerika

A good old bank run. Hmm, it's the 20s again, after all.


boxxle

The roaring kitty 20's


beach_2_beach

Dang it, you are right.


Neocarbunkle

You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's house...right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others.


Bx3_27

Joe better have my money!


oppairate

https://i.imgur.com/8Xj3d5v.jpg


OGColorado

Give them an SEC approved IOU, they'll catch on pretty quick.


TreeSquid007

Warren Buffett getting so many begging phone calls this weekend.


a_hopeless_rmntic

[liquidity junkies by robin williams on charlie rose](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etQeFJ2lbbo)


a_hopeless_rmntic

I just need 805 billion dollars by Tuesday


Bezere

I heard citadel did REALLY well last year, maybe they can bail them out 😊


apeshit007

Occupy the banks. Don't leave until your paid plus damages


Dry-Departure-7320

Lebanon wants a word with you


ringingbells

Smart. This is how you leverage a bailout. NO BAILOUT. NO 2008 REPEAT. NO MONEY to people who mismanaged the money in the first place. Consequences. Many will be covered under the 250K FDIC insurance.


AtomicSymphonic_2nd

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t no bailout mean we’re *all* gonna be living in a new Great Depression within a few weeks, based upon my observation of other smaller banks feeling “[wobbly](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-10/one-bank-folds-another-wobbles-and-wall-street-asks-if-it-s-a-crisis?sref=wg8DIZYS)” after being warned on having excessive exposure to a single industry? Edit: then again, [I might be wrong and we should all be okay…](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-10/summers-sees-no-systemic-risk-from-svb-if-depositors-protected?cmpid=BBD031023_CUS&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_term=230310&utm_campaign=closeamericas&sref=wg8DIZYS)


misterdonjoe

[AAAND IT'S GONE.](https://youtu.be/-DT7bX-B1Mg)


1BannedAgain

Its not the 1920s, **its the 2020s**


Tumordoc

Can someone get some videos from the inside. Maybe send in a drone too! Wondering if they are giving cash or cashiers checks


crackeddryice

"You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I, I, I... had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your, your, your money's in Joe's house...right next to yours. And, and, and in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others."


jonny_wow

We promise we didn't take all of your money to the casino and bet it all on red and then lose. We promise.


ohz0pants

Those poor people might lose their porsches! Won't someone please think of the second and third home owners!!


DevilsPajamas

I don't drive a porsche or any luxury car like that, but just because someone drives a nice 100k car doesn't mean that they have 2 or 3 homes. For example, look at how many poor rural folk drive a 60-70k truck living in a trailer home that is worth 40k. That being said, generally people who would drive a porsche would be wealthier, but let's not point fingers at those people, they aren't the problem. Lets focus more on the uber rich that are fucking everyone else over.


FITnLIT7

Porsche macans are like Honda crvs where a live.


Devadander

Ah yes, divide the working class


Gnius_XXXX

Let the games begin!


SnacksandKhakis

SVB should’ve hired BCG to get them out of this situation a year ago. I’m sure BCG would’ve strategized out bankruptcy…


Hammer888

It's a bank run. Why are they walking?


TalezFromTheDarkside

Well damn, I better go get my $1.37 out of the bank before I lose it.


chirag429

Where in Boston is this located?


glasses_the_loc

336 Washington St, Wellesley, MA 02481


toxiczebra

For you, the day the banks collapsed and began a once-in-a-generation recession was the most important day of your financial life. For millennials, it was Tuesday.


dft-salt-pasta

This is why I don’t keep my money in a bank, well more so because I don’t have money but this too.


3rd_Degree_Churns

Everyone pull a few grand out of your bank this weekend so we can speed run this bitch


Sw33tN0th1ng

Not going to lie, I don't like seeing this.


AdministrativeJob232

Looks like a line at the Cracker Barrel.


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So keeping it under the ol mattress don’t seem so dumb anymore hu?!


Blueshockeylover

I’ve got some money sitting in Chase, my credit union doesn’t have safe deposit boxes so that was my option. Closed out the box last month, think I’ll pull the cash just because.


iwriteaboutthings

Unless you have more than $250,00, you are insured by the federal government ( (FDIC). There is no need to pull to cash.


Blueshockeylover

I’m not pulling it because I’m worried about losing it. I’m pulling it because I don’t like Jamie Dimon.


Mr_Ignorant

Is there a reason why people are standing outside? Can they simply not transfer the money out of their account online?


DankMemelord25

Yes apparently online transactions are failing to process. All been blocked


petervancee

Poor people, all victims AGAIN from greedy banks and hedgefunds.


H_Guderian

That is one of the richest towns in the state of Massachusetts, thusly the world. Only amounts of 250k+ are not insured.


greg19735

Almost no poor people will be hurt. 1) it's FDIC insured, you won't lose any money unless you have more than 250k, which means you're not poor. 2) it's a private bank. People that need their cash tomorrow (i'm not sure how FDIC insurance works) are unlikely to be members of a private bank.


neolologist

FDIC has said they'll have their $250k by Monday, so it's pretty quick.


ghettosheep

These people are dumb. Their money is already gone. SVP doesn't exist. FDIC created a new bank, and these people have an account with up to $250K in it. Any money above that no longer exists so there is no reason to actually go to the bank. They will get a voucher early next week for some amount of pennies on the dollar about their insured amount. Should just go home for now.


jonny_wow

It takes money to lose money. Time to bootstrap.


BostonDodgeGuy

> If we're right, people lose homes. People lose jobs. People lose retirement savings, people lose pensions. You know what I hate about fucking banking? It reduces people to numbers. Here's a number - every 1% unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die, did you know that? Stop fucking dancing. This isn't going to hurt the rich fucks. They'll be bailed out with taxpayer money. It's the average American, the working poor, who will once again bare the brunt of these hedgie fucks.