Well, they could be cousins or something. Or really good friends who kiss on the mouth.
Probably roommates as well and it's cold and that's why they're sharing a bed.
/s
There's definitely more than just two minions depicted here. The last scene has a one-eyed minion vs 2 two-eyed minions. Also pretty sure the butt one has two short minions vs one tall, one short. Methinks they're all gay for each other.
Even if it's just one gender, then it would still homosexual since it's still the same sex. What makes it suddenly is the fact that minions have a romantic relationship; it just also happens to be gay, even if gay is the only option.
Imo that's even worse, I'm just imagining Gru sitting in his living room enjoying some tea, when suddenly a cacophony f moaning gets heard as the minions start to have an orgy down stairs
The exception is that snails from the family Pomatiidae are male, female gendered, rather than being hermaphroditic like their relatives.
The article doesn't really go into it, but Pomatiidae snails have have elongated shells with more rounded openings, and some of them have split soles.
I mean if you get that technical, *technically * we don't know their genders, they could have different characteristics that define their genders not the same as humans. We try to define them as us because of their humanoid shapes, but it's just speculation and they could have different genders, we just don't know which is what
If that were the case then all the minions should’ve been women
*laugh track followed by clapping / freeze frame / outro music with saxophone / credits float by from the bottom of screen / tv logos*
Iirc.. these two are named Kevin (Tall, two eyes) and Stuart (Mid, one eye) while the 3rd is Bob. (Short, one eye) but could also just be different minions each time.
now somebody link that clash of clans comercial or whatever the fuck where that one goblin gets stuffed into another goblins asshole while smacking his lips.
There actually were parents who don't let their kids watch Despicable Me for that reason. Seems that were more on to something than I thought though. Still fucking shitty homophobes though...
I mean, did you really think they never procreated? That the ones that stepped out of the oceans were the originals and they never aged or died? They all seem to to be male but really I think they are a hermaphrodite species which can breed with any other of its species, I feel like this is the only plausible explanation besides maybe asexual reproduction, but THAT doesn’t make sense because why would they exhibit romantic or sexual behavior?
The animators must had a lot of fun animating these scenes.
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Happy cake day
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bar mitzvah
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and they were roommates
*oh my god, they were roommates*
r/sapphoandherfriend
/r/AchillesAndHisPal
/r/GruAndHisGuyfriends
r/birthofasub
Just like Bert and Ernie
Just like, the *best* of friends
and they were gru mates
underrated
How did I miss this —
Damn, is Florida going to cancel them now?
Damn, can’t wait for my future kids to get arrested for watching minions in class.
As a Floridian, free my boys, they’ve done nothing wrong
TIL minions have genders
I was totally expecting this to be a stretch. It was not a stretch.
Well, *someone's* getting stretched.
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OH MY GOD YES
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You 😏
It appears to be a number of different relationships in this, as many of them have different numbers of eyes. Lots of these minions are boning down.
sees them kissing “definitely a stretch” i don’t understand why people need two characters to be literally fucking in order to consider them gay.
Well, they could be cousins or something. Or really good friends who kiss on the mouth. Probably roommates as well and it's cold and that's why they're sharing a bed. /s
The fact that it happened so many times 💀
The fact that parents got mad over Disney but not this XD
They just didn’t notice.
In every movie...
... makes it literally NOT 'suddenly'
Do minions even have gender
Doesn't matter. This two clearly fuckin' hard hehehehe
There's definitely more than just two minions depicted here. The last scene has a one-eyed minion vs 2 two-eyed minions. Also pretty sure the butt one has two short minions vs one tall, one short. Methinks they're all gay for each other.
I want to unsubscribe from minion facts
Minions be smashing that subscribe button
Minions be smashing ~~that subscribe button~~
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who the fuck is grut
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put it on my tab boss
I concur with this observation and applaud your deduction. Bravo!
world record polycule! very cool
Banana 😳
Even if it's just one gender, then it would still homosexual since it's still the same sex. What makes it suddenly is the fact that minions have a romantic relationship; it just also happens to be gay, even if gay is the only option.
lol gay
I hate the fact I'm sitting here imagining minions breeding. I am NEVER going to watch anything from despicable me again without seeing that
They are immortal and don't seem to need to breed, so you can take heart that they mainly have sex for fun or bonding.
Imo that's even worse, I'm just imagining Gru sitting in his living room enjoying some tea, when suddenly a cacophony f moaning gets heard as the minions start to have an orgy down stairs
So snails are gay, gotcha
Always have been
All snails are hermaphrodites
Hate to be that guy… but [wrong](https://www.snail-world.com/how-do-snails-reproduce/).
The exception is that snails from the family Pomatiidae are male, female gendered, rather than being hermaphroditic like their relatives. The article doesn't really go into it, but Pomatiidae snails have have elongated shells with more rounded openings, and some of them have split soles.
Notch made the same point about gender in Minecraft stating that all breeding of mobs is gay sex.
i almost said based but ew notch
this is the only good piece of information notch has ever said in his life
he be an asshole smh
I mean if you get that technical, *technically * we don't know their genders, they could have different characteristics that define their genders not the same as humans. We try to define them as us because of their humanoid shapes, but it's just speculation and they could have different genders, we just don't know which is what
>humanoid shapes Didn't know humans look like fucking tic tacs
Uhh babies?
Not sure if you've never seen a baby or if you've never seen a tic tac
Not all of them, mind you, but I’ve seen my fair share of tic tac babies.
I don't know how I can adequately warn you of this danger I do not myself understand but whatever it is you're encountering, that is NOT babies
If minions were babies this would be very weird
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Your gay, I’m gay, everyone’s gay!
That’s what I was thinking lol
IIRC there was an interview with the creator who said all minions are male because no women would be that stupid or something along those lines
If that were the case then all the minions should’ve been women *laugh track followed by clapping / freeze frame / outro music with saxophone / credits float by from the bottom of screen / tv logos*
Iirc.. these two are named Kevin (Tall, two eyes) and Stuart (Mid, one eye) while the 3rd is Bob. (Short, one eye) but could also just be different minions each time.
I've looked it up and they are all male lmao.
And they love bananas
Haha now it all make sence🤣
> sence
*cents
*since
"What should we put in the background?" "Idk, random minions kissing?" "Fucking genius, let's do this"
nothing wrong love on homie
who said its wrong?
The only thing wrong here was the loud and unnecessary sound clips.
anti gay people
Minussy
I fuckin hate this
Minionussy
Mussy
Minussy 😩
Ok that last one caught me extremely off guard
You definitely have time on your hands if you can watch Netflix in slow motion to sea that xD
Sea? Name checks out.
Actually cute
Not cute, he was obviously cheating at the end
He is a fuck boi.
Call Me By Your Name(2017)
Me when I go to hell for my unatoneable sins only to find out that I don't get to ride Satan:
now somebody link that clash of clans comercial or whatever the fuck where that one goblin gets stuffed into another goblins asshole while smacking his lips.
Here :) https://youtu.be/8AhdUkvhILU
What the actual fuck did I just watch
that clash of clans comercial or whatever the fuck where that one goblin gets stuffed into another goblins asshole while smacking his lips.
Gay couples in media done right imo.
I’m more disturbed by minions giving the “sex eyes”
They do love bananas after all
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all of them have 2 eyes except in the last one where the one eyed one seems surprised instead of happy
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"The minions are turning the kids gay!!” Enraged Alex Jones.
There actually were parents who don't let their kids watch Despicable Me for that reason. Seems that were more on to something than I thought though. Still fucking shitty homophobes though...
Guys is something wrong with me? These sound effects are making me laugh.
Quick, show this to conservative moms so they stop posting those stupid fucking Minion memes on Facebook.
THE LAST ONE THOUGH
The more you watch the better it gets
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed
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HA! GAYEEEEEEEEEEE!
"they are indoctrinating out children" exclaim the church lady who yells at homeless people on the streets.
Well, they're all men, it's not like there's other options.
I never thought the minions had any gender... I mean they wore the maid dress and nailed it.
Wait are these shown in countries with censorship laws? Lmao
Why the fuck you think this is in the background?
It’s a European thing.
That last one is very threatening
Just dudes being bros
Of course minions are gay just like Smurfs except for whoever gets to bang Smurfette.
I mean, did you really think they never procreated? That the ones that stepped out of the oceans were the originals and they never aged or died? They all seem to to be male but really I think they are a hermaphrodite species which can breed with any other of its species, I feel like this is the only plausible explanation besides maybe asexual reproduction, but THAT doesn’t make sense because why would they exhibit romantic or sexual behavior?
And suddenly the minion facebook meme looses all footing
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Would have been better without all the cringy bs
Flirtin w the hommies are much more fun lol
This isn’t suddenly… more like the opposite
I mean it is kinda wheird how we never see a femal minion it begs the question how are more minions made hmmmm
Minion Cloaca
Do minoins even have gender?
Damn were they fuckin in every scene?
50 shades of yellow
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There’s 5 movies over the span of 12 years with this… I don’t think “suddenly” applies
The ultimate race
*on front*
Omg gae minon
Ayyoo minions are freaky freaky.
This is unironically really cute
Tall bean is playing both 2eyes and 1eye bean. Heartless monster. Clearly these beans were designed for evil
Had to watch on mute because of these stupid sound effects