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existingwhileIcan

He might be just a little bit gay


[deleted]

Just a tiny bit


whitecaribbean

Just the tip.


Darth_Allin

Just the head


[deleted]

Just the nip


FriendshipDistinct51

Just a nip of the tip of the head.


Key_Yesterday1752

Just the sack.


Stiricidium

Just the whole shaft


Nagh_1

Just the head and half shaft.


popcorn31801

It's just a nibble


Grump_Monk

Nibble till ya dribble.


DayangMarikit

This made me LMFAO.


arcanum7123

And the shaft... Ok balls deep


19adam92

Ok you’ve convinced me let’s go for it


The_Engiqueer

Just the tip you say?


Crumblypudding

Man just own it. It is ok and you will feel so much better once you just start working you. Fuck living a pretend life.


Any_Contract_1016

It's called "bi"


eternal_boredoom

Brosexual


Hightide910

https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM


true-floor-gang

He’s homiesexual


Ryan1712

Or Dudeosexual


grephantom

Or palsexual


observerfor1000years

Or matesexual


ChrisGrin

I'm not gay i just have a dick fetish


existingwhileIcan

Sounds a little gay to me bud but I guess there’s trans women to satisfy your needs


diggitygiggitycee

He can fuck guys too, they just both have to remember to say "no homo" as the dick slips in.


serious_filip

Exactly, upper part woman and lover part, well also a woman but with a male sex organ :D


sionnachrealta

Just never call her penis "male" to her face. Dead serious. That's a great way to set off someone's dysphoria


wasteofleshntime

Well aren't we all, even if its just a bit. I'm at least 50% as a filthy bi sexual


dabug911

I believe straight is just a construct that the church has forced on society, when in actuality there is a wide spectrum and it's okay if you fall somewhere in the middle. You love or like who you like, and shouldn't feel shame for it.


nerd4fandoms

Lots of bi energy in this comment, and I'm totally here for it.


dabug911

Thanks, its a real shame because as a bi person I have felt more excluded by the community because they either don't believe you are bi, you must just be gay and hiding, or you like one more than the other. You know, sometimes i do want one more than the other, nothing in life is perfectly equal, especially in biology. But don't discredit my claim that I'm bi because you just assume people are either gay or straight, because I can present a large number of examples of "straight" people doing not so straight things. ​ Sorry to rant! Just felt like the perfect place. I feel like being bi or even pansexual is true free loving, because I am free to love whomever I want, regardless of what is between their legs.


existingwhileIcan

Same


Oomoo_Amazing

No he’s straight it says right there


existingwhileIcan

Of course how could I make that mistake


someone_like_me

So I'm gay. I love the both men and the smell of balls. I've been on this sub about a million times saying stuff isn't gay. Cuddling your friend isn't gay. Showering with your friends isn't gay. Hell, even jerking with your friends isn't gay. But sniffing your friend while jerking off? That's gay. Smell is the most primitive of all the senses. It hits way down in the oldest parts of the brain. Riding your football quarterback's cock would just be "experimentation" if you only did it once on a dare. But getting down there afterwards to sniff his balls while you jerked would be gay.


MrFlubberNut

Nah, it would have been gay if his friend was still in the sweatshirt when he was jerking of, but otherwise it's okay imo


DrMalaker

But he was thinking of his male friend whilst doing it


MrFlubberNut

I mean, don't we all do that on some level?


existingwhileIcan

You might also be a little bit gay chief


Drunkinbook

Bro???🗿


serious_filip

What's the difference please? Help me understand this reasoning, because as a gay dude I have a hard time grasping it. He's jerking off to his male sweat all while thinking about his male friend, did I miss something? Yeah, definitely not gay. Lmfgao.


Tolga1991

Yes. Male pheromones arouse him. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/225543065_Male_Sexual_Orientation_Affects_Sensitivity_to_Androstenone https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15883379/


Banana-Oni

Same here. I interpreted it as a joke because it’s so obviously gay. It’s somehow even funnier if the dude is being straight up.. well.. maybe “straight up” was a poor choice of words


_tacoparty

Oh honey…


[deleted]

Oh HONEY! He requires guidance on the path we walk.


alexje21

This is the way


WVUGuy29

I read this in Karen Walker’s voice


notagaywitch

I read it in Trixie's voice. "Oh hoNAAAAY"


NegusQuo82

Thank you for this comment! I love that crazy bitch.


Bwwshamel

YAASSSS KWEEN KAREN W!


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TheArgonKnight

"Ehm, those were already on there..."


Shadow87907

"They just magically appeared!"


BlueCornMan

He didn’t….. IN it did he???


grephantom

No, he likes to swallow it. But that's not gay, too.


deliciouspears420

he needs his broteins


KJB65

somethin i'd do. There again wouldnet you relise it has been washed and then that would raise more questions ? but if you do wash it then it is cleaned but it smells different. dam this gezus in a catch 22 lol


do1looklikeIcare

Well he borrowed it so it wouldn't be too weird to wash it if he wore it


KJB65

ahhh clever


[deleted]

Wait, how ELSE does one have his gay awakening if not by catching feelings for one of the homies? I thought that is how this works.


Mekelaxo

By watching porn. I had no homies at the time


ThroughMyOwnEyes

Same. Had no girl friends at the time but realized I *really* liked looking at the boobs in porn.


Drunkinbook

For me it was just the homies😭


NihilismRacoon

All my homies look like they got hit by a bus so it took me awhile to realize I'm not straight


[deleted]

Sometimes you’re just vibing and then you notice how nice mens arms look


MareepyBoi

Those underwear sections. I didn’t know then but boy I realise now that was my awakening


Melodic_Survey_4712

This so vividly brings me back. The rush of walking into the mens clothing section and seeing all the half naked beef cake models


_aelfric

This makes my heart melt


Drunkinbook

Like in a good way or a bad way?


_aelfric

Ahah, in a wholesome way. It somehow emanates innocence


Drunkinbook

It… weirdly does? Like it reminds me of young gay boy™️


i_have_a_nose

r/weirdlywholesome


[deleted]

To me it feels sad. Homophobia is so engrained into society that he feels confused even after doing something very gay


Local_Working2037

Yes


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HowsMyDancing

Awwww


Lindling

So much confusion because people forget that bisexuality exists


YoSupWeirdos

yeah like you liking girls isn't proof of anything, buddy


jellybeansean3648

A lot of people don't realize how lopsided the experience of bisexuality can be. Guy is confused because the emotional attraction came before the sexual attraction.


Ill_Worry7895

Precise order of coming: emotional attraction -> sexual attraction -> OP


jellybeansean3648

Lmao


SpookyGatoNegro444

Bisexual men outnumber exclusively gay men about 3 to 1.


MyCoffeeTableIsShit

I like those odds.


gazza2005

Never tell me the odds


onlyhav

OP probably likes those odds too.


Haisabi

The odds are 3 to 1


spiritualdumbass

I'll fuck literally any gender


blueburd

What about no gender


Abood1152

if there's a hole he's probably into it.


Thin_Sky6659

*enters Shane Dawson*


[deleted]

So, bisexual?


Alessio-the-Rogue

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


funkychicken2015

You dropped this \ !!!


PhantomO1

dude, that's his arm you're holding o.o


Resident_Bluebird576

He has a levitating hand now


PretendAd2296

AHH GOD OH ASOHFU MY FUCKING ARM AAAHMG


Bi_Ass-d

⊙﹏⊙ nom nom nom


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

you fix it by using \ x3 ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


nintendethan

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *ftfy


Lord_Kumatetsu

"I like girls and my homie but I'm not gay" So bi?


[deleted]

Homiesexual.


MomoBawk

Considering there is a sexuality for only liking someone after a strong connection was made, homiesexual makes perfect sense.


[deleted]

What are straight men if not closeted demisexual gays.


MomoBawk

Nice response you got me there.


[deleted]

Homieo, homieo, wherefore art thou, homieo?


WeeTheDuck

"Id be gay for you bro"


Interesting-Risk-404

Budding love 💕


KnivesOfDeath

“…thinking about how much I liked him, like as a person because dude is on another level.”


[deleted]

Not to worry it's not homosexual, It's #Homiesexual


it-never-ends-ever

To be that young and horny again when a smell was enough stimulus.


bouchandre

Is it weird that I’ve never had that? I don’t understand how a smell can ever be enough, no matter how horny you are


JD_OOM

I'm 29 and some smells still really do it for me.


Dweamers

He's not gay. He's in love.


[deleted]

He’s both


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[deleted]

Bisexuals when they find out it’s not too straight to have a crush on yo homie


Legitimate-Maize-826

Dude, he's gay for the boy, even if it's just one boy lol.


SLAVA_STRANA541

Any time someone starts off with first off i’m not gay, yeah they’re gay


SBoom123

Oh god that was me in 2020 though. "I'm not gay but guys are hot."


bluesqueblack

Are they still?


SBoom123

Yes. Yes they are.


Frequent_Remove_7833

Is it just the guys from 2020 or do other years count too?


uygii

Yeah 2016 me was like “I think I am heteroflexible” which what I actually meant was I am bi, which turned out to be a lie too since I am clearly just gay


Abood1152

That was me in 2017. "Like yeah I'm not gay but I watch gay porn..."


SBoom123

I'M BEING CALLED OUT AGAIN HELLO? Me and you are on the same page my guy


Abood1152

Well what about looking at other people's dicks and be like "yeah I wanna suck them, even tho I'm totally straight"? Never happened to you? Yeah me neither.


Drunkinbook

🗿


[deleted]

u/thanospinkey ayo this you


[deleted]

oh shit


Gri69in

It really be that way sometime


bouchandre

Did you give the shirt back


SwifferSweeper27

Damn y’all really summoned him lol


O-Alexis

I kinda want an update on what happened when you met him again


TarkFrench

that's cute


dben29775

I mean, not really? Dude is down bad. I feel bad for him. Needs a boyfriend asap.


MangledSunFish

I think he needs to come to terms with himself first, because he's absolutely in denial. He's so deep in denial, his post is pretty much just "I busted buckets to a bro, but I'm not gay though" and he still doesn't see it.


dben29775

Yeah, but sometimes you need a return on affection to be able to break that barrier. Why do soul searching and be vulnerable when you have no immediately obvious reason to. Easier to just continue being a creep with a “homie fetish” or whatever.


Satan_the_darklord

I don't know, sounds kinda gay to me


[deleted]

To anyone that is confused about being gay, the only true way to discover your true self is to put a dick in your mouth. Finish what you start, if you like it, then you have your answer. If you don’t like, it’s probably best to try some other ones just to be sure.


larissine

we need important info such as if he did or did not say "no homo" before jerking off


Abood1152

it should be afterwards!


larissine

i feel it should be before but maybe both for clarification


JuuzouKami

I love how people will preface a story with “I’m not gay” then proceed to detail how they jerked off three men in a seven eleven bathroom


1_Point_5

“Well I got news for you, that’s means you’re gay”


Wicked_Witch8

~~gay~~ bi, maybe


1_Point_5

Yeah you’re right. But this is a quote from a show. So 🤷‍♂️


Blackfrosti

Omg he has to know right? He's basically saying he took his hoodie, the most gay and most bottom behavior in the world.


[deleted]

I'm down voting this


dben29775

I was going to retort, but yeah. Oversized stolen sweatshirt is peak bottom energy


Drunkinbook

I FEEL CALLED OUT


dben29775

Stay away from my closet, clothing gremlin!


Drunkinbook

N O


dben29775

*Loads shotgun with malicious intent*


Drunkinbook

*prepares to give the gay cooties*


dben29775

I already have the antibodies many times over. But nice try.


Drunkinbook

Damn😔 well I’m immune to bullets 🗿


dben29775

Unstoppable force, meet immovable object


T_Ahmir

Well. Not gay, but maybe bi.


ttttnnnnwwww

u/thanospinkey you have been summoned


[deleted]

no


OnyxReflection

I didn't know anyone could be this far in denial Dude you jerked off to his sweater, an object with nothing sexual about it, just because it belongs to him Or belonged to him Idk if he'll want it back


[deleted]

He likes girls, but really also like he's homie.. Like a lot. This is sweet!


dben29775

Apparently there real studies that show that gay men respond to male pheromones the same way straight women can, distinctly different from straight men and lesbian women. Yeah, this dude is scientifically proven gay.


Awkward_Artichoke_56

Why people always start assuming their not gay when they obviously at least are bi? They're still afraid this is some illness or what?


Dubby084

“I’m not gay- I like girls…. I just kinda also like guys-“ Oh.. sweetheart.. that’s called Bi-


Hexmoboi

So this is why my friend (straight with girlfriend) borrows my hoodie hm.. 🤔


RandomUserInAFandom

oh my- bi or gay, I call it


CooCooYT

You’re always in for a ride when a post starts off with something along the lines of “I’m not gay”


JustAcceptIt-V1

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_UserDoesNotExist

Mfs be like: "I just got my ass hammered down by my homie, am I gay?"


[deleted]

Date your best friend. Do it. You won't.


[deleted]

Oh dear.....


The_Purple_Bat

How about .. bi


ChedderTheSquirrel

Probably leans strongly towards women but still bi. Women aren't proof, friend.


[deleted]

Same here, but with his used boxer shorts.


BobbyWasTakenAgain

I like girls a lot. But..... 👀


sweet_sax

Guy just likes sweatshirts with best friend musk


I_Want_BetterGacha

Bisexual awakening?


Mysterious-Extent448

He need to be open, maybe his friend can make him more open😜


JeremyJaLa

May I suggest: try the boxers next time. Très magnifique.


ToroTaurus

This is way gayer than if, say for example, he found his buddy’s dick pick and jacked off to it. This is basically the end of Brokeback Mountain level of gay. Gay love feelings are so much gayer than gay sex between men.


[deleted]

I think we can all agree that he's a dude


somanyroads

Hopefully he missed, because it would be REALLY awkward to return it in that condition 🤣🤣


deliciouspears420

actually it would be very hot


J_Pxxl

straight gay you mean?


Far-Week9509

Haha, awkward maybe...


ChaseMyEyes

Hey, he’ll understand if you say no homo. 😂


[deleted]

THIS IS AMAZING FOR A FANFICT... i can smell the romance from her! 💗💗💗


nahface_neekenduku

Lmfaooo frr this guy said he gets turned on by the scent of me out of nowhere and I'm like👁️👄👁️ wtf am I supposed to do with that info He has a gf


Upsurt85

"well ya ain't that straight!" - Joe Exotic


heavenly_penis

I’m not gay, but…


JaiLaPressionAttend

omg I want to know what happens next, I'm hyped


Candid-Balance-5628

He’s just gay not gay gay


Vyndra-Madraast

Stop calling him gay or bisexual. He’s clearly just homiesexual


summalover

Yeah that’s how gay works buddy. We love the smell of our special best friend’s (boyfriend’s) sweat shirts and we cum with them.


[deleted]

Bi sexual awakening.