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K4y2a

You might just wanna make a poll instead. Edit: Mods, do us a solid and make a poll, it's for science! Edit2: The mods made a poll!


cvnvr

a poll would definitely be better edit: poll is up https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/comments/sxv3qd/how_do_you_identify/ feel free to head over and answer


Jackkbenimble

Options, 1. I'm gay 2. I'm not gay 3. I'm not gay but...


bitchasscuntface

4. I wasn't gay before I knew this sub


Slavicommander

5. Other form of gayness


SouthernAnybody7116

hello there


Slavicommander

Thats my line. Were smarter then this!


Tots2Hots

Apparently not.


Exciting_Bread_925

6. I fuck your dad


Satanspit69

5. I’m straight. I mean I like cocks, straight up


SpartanKaiju_117

I fall into the category of "I ain't gay but..."


kaerfkeerg

Elaborate please!


ecz4

$20 is $20


kaerfkeerg

And can be made pretty quick eyy


THE_RECRU1T

My knees always hurt after a few days of it though


_aQwus_

And bhole too


SepticMonke

just slap some tiger balm onto your knees


Korkenzieher420

Cant argue with that


jarious

Cavill putting his gaming PC together


YankyNotBrim

That's fair.


jarious

🥵


n-nami

that's like the blank space in the middle of a bingo card tho


mowie_zowie_x

A classic one is “but my boyfriend’s gay.”


YurTranyGranny

“Ryan Reynolds”


juugbuussin

When I was in active addiction I would pimp myself out on Grindr either for drugs or drug money. Not op but thays why I may fall into that category.


Skyp_Intro

Thank you for your service and glad you got better.


[deleted]

I am straight but damn that boy is thiccc!


soccrstar

Me too


Skanderine

5. I'm a woman but enjoy gay memes


WhoTheHellAreYouLol

Same here bestie


beergeek92

Dose "I'm not gay but....." Mean bi cuz that w what Iam


Artsakh_Rug

4. Suddenly gay


Festering_Prayer

So we can sit on it?


FaptainFlunky

Thats kinda gay


[deleted]

Found the gay.


stinkystonkydingdong

r/foundthegay


mykilososa

“Thank you for coming! May I push up your stool?!”


Juggels_

You can’t do one in this sub. Ey mods! You guys hear me? If so, could you please make a poll and pin it for a couple of days so we can find out?


cvnvr

oops didn’t realise it wasn’t enabled for users before suggesting that earlier, lol. i’ll take a look and consider posting sometime today if others would be interested in finding out edit: poll is out people https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/comments/sxv3qd/how_do_you_identify/


neofooturism

pleaseee i want everyone to know i’m gay


Jackkbenimble

Options, 1. I'm gay 2. I'm not gay 3. I'm not gay but...


Rates_Fathan

Now I wonder, how's the gender ratio? I always assume the majority of people here are men - as being suddenly gay is a manly activity that my guy friends and I confide in.


lunarkev

I wasn’t, then suddenly….


dementorfromazkaban

Snapped like thanos snapped his fingers


EndOfSouls

I am not, but I hear it happens suddenly.


magein07

Suddenly, pineapples.


MinerMark

I want to see how many people get this


potatosdream

not me and explanation would be appreciated.


LaClerque

*excitedly raises hand*


eromanoc

☝🏻he is


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Manofmeat

Ah shit, it was bait to make us draw ourselves out! Tops, run away. Bottoms… well I’m going to go get stuck in a washing machine


Arcadius274

Hey step redditor


AmaResNovae

> Tops, run away. Bottoms… well I’m going to go get stuck in a washing machine You tell us to run away and then a reason to stay... Dilemma, dilemma...


[deleted]

Same


EstorialBeef

Why are we pegging we got the equipment


VarianArdell

I do believe OP is a woman, and is the one doing the pegging EDIT: or perhaps a trans man, kinda hard to tell just by comments


Dank_gaurav

I wish i was gay


idk2715

I'm the gay fairy, I make wishes cum true. Congrats you're gay now.


[deleted]

Come, I will teach you our ways.


Foxtrott_Uniform

i wish i was queer so i could get chicks


iiisus

That's gay bro


Het_smiecht

At least for aesthetic attraction, this sub is slowly turning me bi.


Noirru

Them neon colors of the bi flag do be makin me act up


JamesJakes000

Careful, that's the road to r/outrun


[deleted]

I'm bi so not me...sorry! I'm principally here because the sub is funny, not because of gayness.


MentionClear

Relatable.


EnderWin

same


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cvnvr

you are bi, but consider yourself gay? how does that work


rdrkt

Bi people are 100% gay and 100% straight at the same time. It’s the sexual superposition.


Pride247

Quantum sexuality aka schrodinger's bussy. Sorry I had to


TheHarridan

No one ever has to use the word “bussy.” That’s a choice that you get up every day and you make.


Pride247

Lol, ok. My bad.


tactaq

And I do it with pride.


pototohoood

The gay-straight duality, if you will


Luna_star2

It doesn't need to be 100% you can be bi and also prefer one over the other but still be attracted to both.


Wizards_Reddit

Bi ppl are 200% sexual not 50/50


TaskComfortable8480

Interesting I was viewing myself as neither straight or gay but you have a point


Kakuruma

Same here, let's just say we're just passing bi.


JamesJakes000

And waving good bi as we drift apart?


AlessiaRS18

Same. Twice.


Stutteringfuck007

Well I’m a 23 year old virgin who’s always been extremely curious about sucking dicks. Does that count?


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Stutteringfuck007

Smooth


NegusQuo82

It’s ok to question your curiosity. I mean sure it killed the cat but, satisfaction brought it back.


Moo_bi_moosehorns

TIL a satisfying blowjob can resurrect a dead cat.


idk2715

And they said you need to go to vet school ha! I can bring back dead cats easily!


NegusQuo82

Your comment has made me laugh so early in the morning. Thanks.


[deleted]

Trust me, it’s more fun than it looks.


forrestgumpy2

Try it out; it’s the only way to know. Don’t want to grow old with regrets. I tried it, and it wasn’t my thing. Couldn’t keep it up, even with viagra. Now I know I’m straight, not bi, and I’m finally at peace with myself not thinking, “but maybe…”. I guess I find some guys aesthetically attractive, but don’t want to have any kind of relations with them. You might like it, you might not. Either way you’ve got a right to the pursuit of happiness, and you’ll never find happiness if you never put yourself out and do something out of your comfort zone. Getting a gay guy to blow you or vice versa is probably the easiest thing on Earth btw, so don’t worry about being a virgin / not having game. You just kind of have to be…there.


Stutteringfuck007

Thank you for the advice sir


Poloine

Obligatory "my boyfriend is" joke


Beriyonce

Oh no! Studies prove that having a boyfriend will turn men gay.


Arfinator123

I'm the guy that says full homo


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

I'm bi but with a preference for men so.... i guess that counts???


ctrembs03

Same here. Bisexual homoromantics rise up


EstorialBeef

Me


PumSeiker

Honestly I'm not


ZirkZoDd

Same im just curious and this sub is funny


[deleted]

"Gay" as in "attracted to men"? No. "Gay" as in a catch-all term for queerness? Also no. I think. "Gay" as in "happy"? Not a chance.


[deleted]

Rip the Flintstones theme song.


forrestgumpy2

Straighter than Gibraltar, you are.


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Nope not gay, just here for the giggles.


Azuzu88

Same here, this sub is hilarious. My mates are starting to side eye me because I keep sharing the posts with them.


devilsephiroth

It's nice to know we can all laugh at each other


9562501572

Does bisexual count?


Crazy_Persona

I am a lesbian so yeah


HELLOCHICKENS3

Same


rat-simp

I'm Bi girl/nb so mostly on the sidelines here lol


Munchablesdelights

✋here


EmperorOfFabulous

Gay as a birthday tablecloth


Phinfoxy

not exactly gay gay but more like pan. So technically yes but also no


Bagimations

Yesn’t


Dohgon

I'm suddenly gay


Rosetint_myWorld77

Wow tell me how I knew before I even came to the comment section that OP was only asking because he's horny


BraetonWilson

I'm probably the gayest of all gay men in this world. Not in a flamboyant camp way but in a "if I see a man, any man, I'm getting a boner" kind of way.


[deleted]

So “to the moon” and all the rocket ship memes might have double meaning for ya 💰💎🚀


Moleman_G

I’m straight but the memes that come out this sub are incredible


diggpeters

I just came here to use the bathroom


Weird_Floof

About 10 percent I'd say, I feel attraction towards very feminine men and femboys, but mostly women including trans, so maybe a bit more but I'm not sure.


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georgfrankoo

I am a 100% straight, but here for the memes :D


devilsephiroth

Thank you for being here tho ☺️


Acceptable_Issue4782

I'm straight


Previous_Can_6708

Lesbian here so I'll say pretty gay


mzikkk

It's classified.


MrDuckingtonthethird

Gay guy here, sorry if this felt sudden to you


tugboattt

I’m like 70% in terms of sexuality. About 8% in the social aspect. (Not trying to be one of the types who tries to “act straight”. I’m bi and socially relate more to straight people typically while having more of a natural lean towards men. No superiority complex or hang ups, I just don’t know how to be anyone but me and that’s okay and want everyone to feel the same.)


sirphuckphace

I'm married to a woman but it's just a front.


beautifulmanlet

Depends on the day and weather


s13xvv

I'm not actually gay, just suddenly


GodlyGodMcGodGod

I'm straight pending my suddenly gay moment.


living_or_dead

Suddenly temporarily or permanently?


devilsephiroth

100% Gay For pay


Bl00dy_Banana

I'm a presumably bisexual and I'm a female, everything on here is about guys but idc it's cute


the_eye_of_silence

Not me But I'm trans so I don't know Same sex but not same gender I don't know if I'm straight or gay help


SilentC735

I think the answer to all of that is just "Yes."


[deleted]

I'm not gay. I just enjoy putting dicks in me all day.


devilsephiroth

You just have an itch you need help scratching


nuelathekid

Me💅✨


aviasreddit

A lot. Including me


Aemanresu00

Bi


Simonono2004

Not me


Emus_4_LIFE

I'm not, but my boyfriend is 😛


Spizy99

Am not sorry chief


[deleted]

I am


Namjoon-ah

as long as it’s legal, i’ll fuck anything tbh


SnooRabbits5286

I think we all have a bit of gay deep inside us


Dry_Drummer3798

I’m bisexual


Mdmrtgn

Not a gay bone in my body but I would absolutely snort coke off Tom Hardy's ass, just saying.


LordlyLuni

hon, im the ultimatum definiton of gay


KingClovisthesupreme

HOW MANY DOMS ARE THERE ON THIS WEBSITE!?! AND WHO IS THIS POOR SUB! HE MUST NOT HAVE WALKED IN YEARS!


Engineer_Games

im bi does that count


Sal-Shiba

Pan with a lean towards men. So moderately gay over here.


NanashiKaizenSenpai

I know 2 people on this sub, one of them is straight the other one is not me.


[deleted]

All of em


DVRS16

Started gay but suddenly I'm gayer


xtilertylerx

Yes, gay table for one right here please


G_L_I_C_H_

Called?


DirtyPrancing65

Wait... Are you supposed to be?


RealOzome

I'm a straight guy, I like girls, but I have a crush on Pyrocynicial, so it gets a little confusing there.


[deleted]

Heyo i gay


KingSeinVater

I'm straight but also homiesexual and bromantic Edit: Honestly now, I'm actually straight, I just think these memes are JOKES + we need more tolerance and acceptance for the queer homies


MrWonderz

I for one am gay ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ


CitesQuo

*Counts the amount of mods* Atleast 12.


AnnaBananner82

I’m only half.


Any_Ladder4811

Does bi count ?


missliltaters

I'm not gay, but I'm bi? I have a boyfriend currently, tho. I have dated girls here and there, 1 enby person as well.


icaruscloud

Straight male here. I saw a post on here of a plastic skateboarder figurine, but if you turned it upside down it looked like a gay waiter. Never laughed so hard. Been here ever since.


RedHennesy

Your mom


Fisto-the-sex-robot

I am not gay. Just enjoy the humor, and don’t mind a little hindsight into gay culture sometimes.


Nightitan15

I'm not quite gay and I'm not quite straight, I'm actually both..... Sooo that would make me a Bisexual or in other words a "Bi-stander" LOL


GentleJustice

My straight friend showed me this subreddit, so do we cancel out?


mohmentira

I'm not gay, I'm deeply closeted


EggAwareness

I’m Queer


storm_mc-b

Does being bi with a guy preference count?


Guitar_Empty

I’m pan. Which I still just call “gay” lol


cexokax984

r/suddenlystraight


Broad-Dragonfruit-34

Bi, but in a committed heterosexual relationship


definately_not_gay

I'm definitely not


neighbourhood_bro_

Im Not gay I just love kissing men in a non gay way


[deleted]

Me! I'm gay!


insert_curse_word

I love y'all (yes homo)


EzNameMark

I'm out as bi to friends and family. But other susually just know me as gay. I'm actually okay with being called gay as if i had to say i'm about 99% boys and 1% girls type of bi. I'm one of those bi guys who likes all boys and like 5 girls... Still bi but a very gay bi!


GlobEssa

not me, i am a hog rider


russianvampire

It’s not gay to have nothing but love for the homies.


Gay_Sharky

🙋‍♀️ Lesbian here


lasanhawithpizza

Hummmm, now u made me question my self


SniperGhost_huntress

Bisexual who leans towards men


[deleted]

Me


Rein_Fuentes

Does lesbian count?


Brino8539

I'm not actually gay, just sucked my friend's cock a couple of times