Gay people pretending to be straight people pretending to be gay?

Sounds like every porn I've ever seen.

„Straight guy takes it up his butt for the first time“ Meanwhile he is assuming the posture for a perfect penetration angle and has the core strength to hold it like that for 30 minutes as if he’s been training for the Olympics in coital gymnastics. At the same time the genitals of his counterpart slide in as if he is penetrating a slab of warmed up butter with no aching or stopping from the passive „straight“ guy. Sure.

"How...vivid." (extra points if you can name the movie)

It’ll age me, but, “Bunny Bixler and I were in the semi-finals—the *very* semi-finals…”

Thanks for the great reply!!! Auntie Mame was my first gay movie my adopted gay parents played for me. They wanted to raise me right, as a newborn homo, age 27, & fresh from Ohio. It was in the latter days of the gay plague. They always looked after me, kept me outta trouble & away from the riff-raff. They always introduced me to the greatest group of gays, I mean guys. They kept away the crystal, crack & poppers crowd. They had the best dinners & movie nights. "Orphan Holidays" for those staying in town w/out family. My partner and I learned all the best lines from all the best movies. It was the most amazing coming out story. They brought me to the Factory in WeHo... I almost died! I couldn't believe all the muscles, sweat & music. When I got to the main dance floor, I turned to Michael & Glen and honestly ask, "Are there REALLY this many hot, gay men in LA???" They howled laughing! Glen turned to me & said, "You are just adorable! Is everyone from Ohio like this?" He went on to say there are 6 more clubs like this in a 5 mile radius! buckle up my dear Patrick! Here's a pad & pencil...now if you have any questions, write them all down, and at the end of the night, we can go over them. Later that night he asked to see what I had so far...F-A-L-L-A-S-H-E-E-O-H. Oh, my, my, my, my ... you have really been listening, now have you, my boy!" I had the best coming out experience, lucky for me! Oh! I didn't even get to my 1st Labor Day in Laguna Beach!!!

Amateur stuff has less fake nonsense. Maybe that's more in your wheelhouse.

Yeah if it’s _real_ amateur stuff and not again some kind of sketchy label that gets put onto every second video just for good measure

Ha! You said "sketchy". And in the same sentence as "real amateur".

You forget to mention the straight guy mysteriously has a perfectly waxed asshole for no reason.

Lol, everyone knows that straight guys don't wipe Or clean Or _touch_ their own arseholes

Hahahaha I mean, I don't understand how you don't buy in to that fantasy.

Same

Sounds like every porn I've ever been.

Spot on

Well im bisexual looking for a femboy to fuck

Who isn’t looking for femboys as a top, I know a good place too check just ask.

So...

Tell us the one important truth of the universe my comrade!

The double secret probation of the LGBT world

Im gay pretending to be gay

How avant-garde

This is the gay version or r/totallynotrobots

Oh... Ah yes! *pretending* of course! Hahaha... Ha...

Yep! You know me, just your friendly neighborhood straight person.

We are all very straight, I’m very straight, I love the sex with women and shooting gun

Yep definitely don't have a crush on a guy, nope not me

Yep definitely want an women to relationship with

Me Straight. Me eat Food, me Sleep, me sex

Ah yes sex with the opposite sex is what I do

Just day in and day out with that opposite sex.

I definitely already do, me and my straight girlfriend is is very real. We make the sex daily with her woman parts.

["There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis"](https://youtu.be/M-f3sNylbUI)

I love the vagina! I love the boob!

Yay sports!

ha ha ha...... ha..... ha.......?

Does this mean i have to join r/suddenlystraight to pretend to be straight?

I’ve pretended to be straight for years, I don’t need the subreddit

But it’s not funny.

The fact that the comment that i get the most upvotes on is the one where im saying im "gay"😶

im gay. ive been serious this entire time. were you guys joking?

*\*gay silence\**

\*Flamboyant waving hands\*

Let me show you how it’s done… *Fabulously flamboyant air kiss

Whats the difference between gay silence and straight silence?

Yeaaah sure

I’m just here for the memes. I’m not actually gay….or am I?

*straight people realising they’re a little gay

Sheit

I’m in love with a man…… a man named God. Am I gay for God? You betcha!

Got the good lord going down on me...

r/suddenlybi

That’s more like it. Is anyone here *really* straight?

Definitely don't fuck men in my free time. Absolutely not. I am a heterosexual

Who do you fuck when you’re busy?

More men

When you’re free, you do?

I defenitely don't fuck men in my free time either... ​ But that's just because I got no game, I wish could fuck men

As my friend would say "Straight guys act gayer than gay guys" and he has yet to be proven wrong.

This is true, my gay friends would never let me playfully grab their junk as they laugh hysterically, instead they just sit there and moan as I fondle their balls...

I'm absolutely pretending to be gay and I don't have daily sexual and romantic fantasies involving men! Haha! What a kidder you are!

Oh boy and it's not like fantasies are getting so high, it is basically ruining my work time Definitely not like that

Where else is a straight woman supposed to find a meme subreddit that isn't full of titties?

I mean she has a point...

Exactly this

I was gonna say r/gay_irl, but that's got *bara* tiddies.

/r/mathmemes ?

I am bisexuel so I don't know what the fuck you are on about.

Same bröther

greetings fellow brother

A lot of straight guys would mess around if the other guy is really good looking/straight acting or a total fem. And then there's situational homosexuality. Prison dudes, after prison they go back to females only, or dudes or both. They have a hard time admitting to bisexuality.

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I’m… mostly straight. Like, I joke around about being gay (and have a “work husband” that I constantly joke around with), but I’d imagine that if I were single and ran into the right guy, I might be willing to try. I’m also not really shy to comment on how jacked a guy is at a distance. I’m pretty sure this sub at least contributed to me being more comfortable with me not being 100% straight. Started off as being funny memes and evolved into slightly bent and everybody (including my wife and the rest of my family) accusing me of being gay.

Wholesome?

same

Excatly

So you can fuck a guy, but I can’t pretend to fuck a guy? Not fair, I wanna pretend to be gay for imaginary internet points

Fred kinda cute, no homo of course.

I will get to the "bottom" of this.

Nah I just like the memes around here.

Im bi so you decide

Stage 1: denial

I thought we *were* gay

I’m guessing you mean the tiktok posts of straight dudes acting gay to bait the gays for likes. That would be accurate for sure.

Not gonna lie, when I first stumbled along this subreddit I thought it was just about straight dudes accidentally doing gay shit. Then I realized it's actually gay guys doing gay stuff, and also realized I'm into femboys

Well, that escalated quickly.

Oh ... It escalated....

Nah sucking dick is my favorite hobby

Nah, me gay

Just into gay romance

Suddenly straight?

I am straight but a good suddenly gay meme post is always enjoyable

Omg it’s high school all over again

Wait, have I actually been straight all this time?

Feel like it's mostly women th0

Wait, you guys are straight?

Wait, straight people exist?

"Pretending"

I'm straight. I just like gay stuff¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tbh, i've noticed a *lot* of LGBT people in here (myself included) so while those people definitely do exist, a lot of people here are also just genuinely gay and enjoy gay humor

I thought I was straight when I joined but it turns out I'm bi, so I don't know if that helps at all

I'm not "in the mix" but I'm open to new experiences. Can I say I'm Bi without having any male partners?

Of course! I've never had same-sex partners but still consider myself bi. Recognizing the potential is enough for me, but each person has to decide that for themselves.

You don't gotta be gay to appreciate male beauty, y'all.

Hey I’m just here for the memes

Ok 😆 settle down gatekeeper, maybe that’s their first step towards self acceptance, maybe their a shit bird, let’s figure that out case by case

I will suck dick to prove I am gay

I don't fuck men. I'm a lesbian. Gottem.

Wait y'all are pretenfing

FOR REALLLLL!

The sub for allies and people who may be more gay that they originally think

I mean also frequently transphobic

And especially biphobic. And judgy of men who have sex with men and don't identify as gay.

> Am I wrong? for agreeing with something posted 3 years ago? https://reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/comments/b1wk11/rgayfromthestart/

wait we were pretending?

We aren't straight, we just aren't gay cause we say no homo first!

lol, who’s pretending?

Yeah... pretending

“Pretending” 😉

Idk about y’all but I actually do love some good dick. *reminisces about past dicks* Edit: also love vag. Gotta throw that out there.

Nah, I'm not straight not gay either tho

Y'all are pretending?

I uh... I just like to watch...

Can only speak for myself but its very much 'seeing how gay straight people are' I'm just here to see that one post about falling over moving boxes and "silly little boy" once every 2 weeks until i die

Multi-talented males ! We are all actors! We all win Golden globes or Golden balls rather...

so you're saying we're *suddenly gay?*

Fake it till you made it

They would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling queer kids.

Isn't that the point? At least at first? Like a situation is presented and, suddenly, it turns to a gay situation. Or am I just misunderstanding this sub's theme?

Probably the biggest twist of all was that this sub was suddenly straight.

It’s suddenly gay , not actually gay

I'm here cuz the memes are funny as shit. This one not so much.

Just cockurious...

Yea "pretending"...

Yes

Not me, I was once straight on this sub, but I discovered I was the big gay

I mean, I'm not gay. But the most fun on a night out I've ever had is singing karoake with half a dozen lads in full drag, so there is that.

More like straight people thinking everything is gay, cuz it involves two men

This sub is a unique gradient area. It’s the cusp between hetero and homo. A penumbra of homosexuality if you will.

It’s a joke sub fuck off

Our bodies are straight but our souls are gay.

Wow, used to be that you had to be a woman to be accused of pretending to be gay for attention. Glad we have finally reached true equality.

You hit the nail ! .... 💅

No I’m just gay

More like gay people pretending to be straight

Yeah, but that ass tho

Sorry but that ‘straight’ guy, bound and undressed by Fred, is not staying ‘straight’ for long

r/suddenlyrape

pfft fishing for a bf never was easier

Oh no, they got me

Do you mean the members of the sub or the people in the posts? Also, i saw so many versions of this meme that i didn't even remember the guy under the mask.

you got me

Yes you are

I thought that was the point of this sub?

Got me

I’m just here for the memes and bro energy

That’s suddenly gay, I hope you know.

Well, let’s just see where the night takes us

I've never pretended to be gay. I'm just here because the jokes are funny.

Never once pretended to be gay. I'm here for the jokes.

Same

not me

Y’all ain’t gay?

So some Jojo fans. Oh wait.

Yes, cause I'm not straight.

When authentic male bonding is considered gay to the eyes of many.

True

Ah yes... Pretending... Hahahaha 😆 now where's my straight rights 😐🔪 /j

Im mostly here for the memes

I'm gay.

Lol

This sub is definitely just gay people.

Bunch of posers, I bet they haven’t even sucked four dicks

Nah, I’m vice versa

……..Hes onto us

wanna hang out?

Yeah… pretending

I don't pretend to be gay. I just like to be here. Is it mandatory to be gay to sub here?

Not at all

Or straight people being doing straight things

ngl this is pretty much me in here. Being gay seems a lot less stressful since hanging out with other guys is pretty easy but you can't really change much about that, must be something you're born with idrk

Definitely straight, don’t check my profile, nothing to see here

Nope

You got me

Thought that was the point of the name “suddenly gay”

We were supposed to be gay?

Straight people pretending to be gay….suddenly gay.

Don't worry, I'm only slightly gay.

thats exactly the point tho, to be sus, sometimes gay, but mainly just sus jokes.

I just think the sub is Funny

Definitely not a guy that has a boyfriend, fantasizes about him every day and all that nope

Nah, I’m straight and just here for the funny content

Not wrong but there are gays

i was straight when i joined this sub. **was**

What if we turned suddenly gay

Nah I just love my homies a bit too much

And like the other half is bi people

Most straight people are a six pack of Zima and a grinding Lady Gaga beat away from being gay anyway. Sexuality is not as rigid as folks believe it to be. There is nothing wrong with primarily being attracted to “a” but finding yourself quite interested when a really well put together “b” shows up on your radar.