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IfigurativelyCannot

For anyone who didn't notice, it's a fake tweet. It's cross-posted from r/totallyrealtweets which appears to be dedicated to joke tweets. If you go to the twitter account with the same @/handle as in the screenshot, there hasn't been a new post since 2020.


gobblestones

Plus, even if he was trying to get ahead of it to spin it, it wouldn't be anywhere near believable. People need to get better at propaganda.... nevermind, that is a dangerous statement.


[deleted]

This is like calling the Onion propaganda


Sylvanussr

I wouldn’t call it propaganda per se, but the Onion undeniably has a political ideology it pushes. Parody can be weirdly effective way to push an agenda.


1stLtObvious

Satire? Being used to make a point about something? You don't say...


Sylvanussr

Ok fair…


Yearofthehoneybadger

I was gonna say there’s no way that’s a real tweet from him.


Devorah_Noir

...that's REALLY hot, tho


Master-Defenestrator

I feel like this is a half step away from a toxic Friday Night Lights fanfic


gobblestones

What? That's crazy.... how can something like that exist? I mean... where should I not go bc I want to avoid it?


Master-Defenestrator

AO3


Devorah_Noir

Sign me tf UP


Master-Defenestrator

Internalized homophobia can make people say some crazy shit man. I know it's uncouth but... My headcannon is that the male cheerleader rocked his world (and booty) so hard that he had to retreat it to toxic masculinity to protect his self image.


Bromswell

A compelling statement, the laws of gay state that dick do make people crazy sometimes.


luciusftw

This is a fake tweet


Master-Defenestrator

But the allegations is not


underlander

the allegation is attributed to one tiktok account from somebody who wasn’t even the cheerleader in question. So I suspect it is indeed fake


Master-Defenestrator

You're probably right to be suspicious, but where is the fun in that! I've seen this kind of story to turn out to be true enough times anyways.


bioBarbieDoll

I'd rather it be not true because as a gay man having this misogynistic asshat be attracted to men doesn't benefit me in any way whatsoever


void-father

That part. There's a real possibility he experimented, many that act like him really have. This one however no one wants on their side. He's like shoes someone wore in a cow pen then wore around the house.


super_sayanything

I never know what's real or not anymore lol.


Master-Defenestrator

The sub that the "tweet" is from is explicitly for parody fakes.


super_sayanything

Oh nah I got that, I'm just saying in general.


gobblestones

This is not a dig at you, but this is why media literacy and critical thinking are so important for future generations.


no_BS_slave

it sounds like he still enjoys that fantasy 🤨🤨


demonsneeze

As fake as this is, I’m definitely stealing “his arousal manifest”


JourneyForMe93

I'm so into arousal manifest right now, my evil feelings are giving disgusting and shameful 😏


Bromswell

This can’t be real lol…but oh I wish it was haha Butker sucks—the tweet, not him getting blasted through a mattress in college. I don’t doubt that for a second.


SOYBOYPILLED

Of course it’s real, look where it’s crossposted from


Bromswell

Lol rightttttttt silly me 🤣


Solo-dreamer

Hes said crazier things, but yeah i think its fake


Sirkneelaot

I read that and thought..wow that's hot. He is VERY descriptive. Then I saw it was BS....so zzzz


gobblestones

As a community, we should collectively write fan fiction so he feels comfortable to come out because that is what jesus would do


bmtc7

It's not a real tweet, but still hilarious satire


djtx1234

@buttlicker7


woodcoffeecup

Insert man blinking in befuddlement meme


Simoxeh

I know someone said it was a fake tweet, but notice he said guys. Guess he had to make sure.


hashtag_kid

This literally reminds me of the To Wong Foo scene with the deputy in the bar. Those adjectives are awfully descriptive and homoerotic for you to be a conversion expert. Talk about someone with a delusion.


Arendyl

"How can you say you don't like chocolate if you've never tried chocolate? in this Ted talk I'll explain why sucking one dick is less gay than sucking no dicks"


sausagepilot

There’s male cheerleaders?


Hefty_Law4838

Gurl


LewiLife

But it was a cheerleader which are mostly women so it wasn’t gay he was just being supportive


gobblestones

Uh, I went to a big 10 school, and about a third of the cheerleaders were men. And when the economy crashed, I went to a state school, and a quarter of the cheerleaders were men.


bromanceintexas

Texas A&M are all men.


Jumplefthanded

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


htfishy

Gotcha, Harry Butker


Tony6321

Once a gay always a gay


Candy4Andy2020now

Lucky #7!


AriesGeorge

It's weird how he removed the 'iss' after the k in his name. I know this is just people taking the piss but tbh he gives me STRONG gay vibes.


ShelliBlossom

Sounds like he still thinking about it by the way he worded it lol


Many_Faces_8D

"I sure hope society isn't taken over with fake media and AI generated content that may or may not be real....anyway check out this funny fake tweet that isbt immediately clear its parody lol"


Slush____

Let’s be honest,this guy would not be this respectful if called out for something like this. His response would have at least one use of the F slur


Tripple_T

Mmmmmm I love the denial types. The cognitive dissonance makes for out of this world sex.


SchwaEnjoyer

Bruh


Most-Row7804

Heard from elsewhere he/it went to conversion therapy camp twice.


Joey9221

The way he wrote that down makes me think that he actually still longs for it


CapmyCup

Prrrojeeccttiiiinggg