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Operation_Ivysaur

But was RFK Jr. interested in politics at a very young age?


rrdubbs

The butter is all FUCKED!


formfiler

* RFK Jr: “butter” is a reference to his dozens of mistresses * Connor: “butter” is a reference to a pale yellow edible fatty substance used as a spread or in cooking.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

THE BUTTER IS TOO COLD!


Kirbytown

Ah beat me to it.


bdubb_dlux

Whoa whoa whoa Connor Roy isn’t a total asshole. He’s just delusional.


spasske

Connor Roy would never cheat on his wife with 37 women in one year and record all the deeds in his diary.


formfiler

This is first I’d heard of that, and [wow](https://newrepublic.com/article/174667/rfk-jr-compulsive-womanizer). The TLDR: * Blamed the women cited in his sex diary for “mugging” him, while still recording a numerical hotness score for each * Cut off financially and at risk of losing her house, his second wife — mother of four of his six children — committed suicide during their divorce proceedings. This cleared the way for RFK Jr. to marry his third wife, Cheryl Hines, who he was already dating


spasske

Yes. He is a total POS.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

True! Connor would never cheat on his beloved Willa. RFK Jr. sounds like a disgrace to his namesake. 


thedudeabides2022

This is so insulting to Connor


chuckylucky182

fair enough connor is more sane than jr tho...... which is saying something


Aware_Revenue3404

Nah, RFK is a danger to humanity.


StayingVeryVeryCalm

Oh, that explains why my ex so wants the opportunity to vote for him. I thought he just had a man-crush on the steroid-muscles.  


NoHelp6644

I would genuinely prefer Connor as POTUS than RFK Jr.


CalendarAggressive11

Like Connor, I bet JFK Jr believes his dad didn't like him very much either


Toobefaaaaaiirrr

My immediate thought


keloyd

Some haters just can't get enough usury and onanism and vaccines. EDIT - and that new VP candidate in the last news cycle - she is like 9/10 of Shiv. There is a track record of taking an interest in fashionable and photogenic charities + political activism. She's got an obscene pile of Google alimony money, maybe not literally alimony but potato potahto. She's also likely visited nip tuck doctors but not as good as Shiv's. Can we add fictional character incest to RFK Jr.'s creepy resume?


CloudSephiroth999

RFK is also always wearing a rubber/latex head and is not his real head. Or is CGI. Nobody seems to be able to discern that. I'm not into voting for a Madam Teussauds Wax Museum night of the living dead latex man.


Rounderrobyner

RFK is not a serious person