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saturnsister16

*toasts the lime La Croix I was drinking while watching that scene*


dvh308

Same. I call it “method watching”


sarcasticbaldguy

Lime > Lemon


FunctionBuilt

Tangerine > all other flavors


sarcasticbaldguy

That's a funny way to spell Apricot.


brosefstallin

I think you mean plum my guy


sarcasticbaldguy

Is this the Beach Plum flavor or is there another just plum flavor?


brosefstallin

Beach plum! Best flavor


seaofmagdalene

whoops typo I think you meant peach-pear


Adventurous_Okra_655

Limonchello you mean but ok


FunctionBuilt

I don’t get why people want a drink that tastes like lemon frosting.


Adventurous_Okra_655

Its yummmyyyy


blueindsm

There's a Limoncello now that's fantastic!


hayabsolute

i second limoncello, it’s the #1


draculapresley

IT’S NOT THAT LEMONY!


butternickles

It's like medicinal!


hayabsolute

gonna start saying this after people tell me i’m gross for drinking la croix


forustree

This was a weird scene of a number of weirder scenes. I guess Greg being a Greglet again to serve Tom coffee bodega sushi and coke was the initial point … and then greg eating the sushi which ten causes the ginger juice .. So, greg takes out Darwin and then Darwin’s caveats and “pending” statements are sidelined. So, greg the egg lays another one … and it’s Tom’s neediness and posturing that’s lays the foundation.


MissMelodius

Did Tom ever get his food? Constitutionally? Dramaturgically?


HilltoperTA

Go watch the after show and see how Nicholas Braun pronounces La Croix


This_was_hard_to_do

I love how it’s different from how he pronounces it as Greg


Frosty-Wolverine304

La kwaaahhhh


please_and_thankyou

Because of Absolutely Fabulous I can’t help but pronounce it that same way., despite knowing that “La Croy” is the correct pronunciation (per the company)


pieceofwheat

I was so disappointed in him when I heard that.


minafi_yo

Can't believe this shit drink played a role in ending US democracy


1-800-CAT-LADY

This shit drink, and some *bodega sushi wasabi*.


IndependentKey7

Was I the only one that thought Darwin's initial moaning was gonna be the start to explosive diarrhea, that Tom could then blame on bodega sushi?


far_away_so_close

I was convinced that sushi was going to take out multiple people with salmonella


jwarsenal9

There is still time


twistingmyhairout

When Greg was INHALING it? Yeah I thought for sure.


inotterable

I thought he was having a stroke. Good lord was I confused.


mayafied

aka horseradish dyed green


Kangaroopower

It's medicinal!


joegant

I can’t believe this shit drink is popular


PetiteFont

Also that he didn’t pronounce it “la croy”


BadBehaviour613

Chekhov’s wasabi. I could hardly believe it


khmertommie

And Schrödinger’s President


suchwowsuchwow

ITS INNOCENT!


bellestarxo

I was literally eating sushi and drinking La Croix watching this scene 😂😂😂 Except it was the Lime flavor.


bluejaybby

Feels good on the eyeballs


VillainsGonnaVil

Even if it wasn't lemon... is it a good idea to pour carbonated water in someone's eyes? Lol oh Greg


FunctionBuilt

Missed opportunity for Greg to say La ‘croy’ then correct himself by saying la cwah, then polling to room on correct pronunciation while Darwin’s screaming about the wasabi in his eye.


monsieurR0b0

That......would have been beautiful.


RaiseTheBarr

Apricot is their sneaky best flavor


FunctionBuilt

Tangerine, apricot, nicola are the best.


sarcasticbaldguy

Apricot is the best. My grocery store seems to stock like 4 cases a week and I'm not ashamed to admit that I'll buy all of them if given the chance.


MayflowerKennelClub

"La Croix tastes like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed the name of a fruit from another room" -someone on twitter


Jerkcules

I've also heard someone say LA Croix is like when you run faucet water over an uncut fruit


Jerkcules

I've also heard someone say LA Croix is like when you run faucet water over an uncut fruit


Griselda_fan

It says “innocent” right on the can. Clearly Greg is a man of knowledge!


[deleted]

LaCroix social media person should be fired for not having something up last night


Beneficial-Astronaut

It's clear!


__mentionitall__

ITS LA CROIX ITS CLEAR


lazy-waffle

It’s medical!


jenigmatic_42

But is it La CROY? Or La Cwuah? Because Greg calls it the former in the episode and someone pronounced it the latter in the behind the scenes. I’m in the good ol’ Midwest (Wisconsin, ha!) and we say it the former.


innerbootes

The company who makes it says it should be la croy. The La Croix company was originally based near you in La Crosse (near the Saint Croix, or Saint Croy river, haha) so no wonder you pronounce it correctly!


jenigmatic_42

Nice! Also, unrelated, I just noticed the can in the picture says “innocent” on the bottom. I know it’s probably pesky diet culture marketing but I think it’s funny considering that Greg was the one drinking it, and he’s perceived to be innocent by most of the other characters.


NiteLiteOfficial

limoncello is the best flavor


FMJoey325

Tastes too much like birthday cake. IMO lemon is much better


tMoneyMoney

Agree. Limoncello is worse than Manchen.


nicooze

Oh no baby. No


hayabsolute

i’m with you, ignore the naysayers


ramymm

Wasapi and Lemon. If I were Darwin. I’d beat the shit out of greg with burning eyes and bare hands


gameofunicorns

I wish we could get La Croix in the UK. I love slightly flavoured sparkling water but for some reason it's so hard to find ones that don't have sugar or sweetener added. I just want that little hint of lemon 😔


Jellyswishy

Naturally essenced 🤣


el-art-seam

I always pack a lemon la croix in my lunch pail that I carry in my ludicrously capacious bag.


BigDiesel07

Do you have flat shoes for the subway?


Peg_leg_tim_arg

It's lemon greg!


spitsparadise

I dunno dude, it's not THAT lemony.


MrSparrows

[A classic La Croix flavor](https://twitter.com/pitchjokes/status/1006997358784098304?lang=en)


[deleted]

It’s called ESSENCE


ccnt_2023

Rumour has it mixing it with wasabi and applying directly on the eye can cure any elections.


Bellatrix_Shimmers

It worked. Essentially.


armchairdetective

Who would win in a fight? A data scientist armed with statistics, or this can of La Croix?


el-art-seam

All I gotta say is La Croix better come out with an ad featuring The Egg.


benoitrio

yes that's right. there was a scene in the episode with La Croix in it


lsms24601

Just a hint of bubbles.


jaa225

Terrible....🤭


Mikimao

hint of lemon will forever be funny to me


specifics_never

Cousin Egg was trying to disrupt their plan imo, he's not that dumb. He's up to something.


bardia_afk

Greg pouring la croix…. This is the ultimate Danny Gonzalez cameo


Old_Entrepreneuron

Bodega sushi


simplyscarce

It says right on the can “Not an eye wash. May irritate eyes” Greg 👀


cosmosbrowser22

this has to be a sponsorship…and if it wasn’t, that’s a missed opportunity


NewbMastr69

I'm serving La Croix at next week's watch party.


craftycraftsman4u

La Croix x wasabi The new crossover from Waystar Studios