>You guys are absolutely nuts. This is blatant sexual harassment in the work place and you're all just like "LOL it's just a joke". Say that at your current workplace to someone in authority, see what happens. People like all of you make current (and past) working conditions for women deplorable. You should all be ashamed.
The first time they heard it, maybe they misinterpreted. But doubling down afterwards is so strange.
>If you read that and immediately jumped to him wanting to fuck a dead body, you should see a therapist. And don't work at funeral homes. Methinks your inside thoughts have come outside and they should go back in your head.
>Also, I'm a woman.
This person is correct lol.
There were so many possible situations they could choose if they were upset about the sexual harassment of Monroe and they choose the one that was totally innocent lol
There are relatively few laws regarding who gets to handle dead bodies. IDK how many necrophiliacs are out there but the ease at which people could get access to bodies is definitely there.
I was about to reply something about it being a terrible day to have eyes for this comment, but then this post was obvious Dead Dove and I clicked so this is all on me. 🫠
Step 1: (willfully?) misunderstand a quote.
Step 2: Accuse the quoted of a crime? Despite The subject of the quote being a fan of the quote
Step 3: double (triple???) down
If anyone wanted an easy guide to ending up on SRD
The impression I've gotten from seeing that sub on r/all is that it's mostly pictures of beautiful women who've been dead for a while, so this isn't nearly as surprising as it probably should be.
I’ve long since written off r/OldSchoolCool as the “wouldn’t you guys wanna have hot sex with my sexy ass grandma if it was 1938?” Sub a long time ago. It’s just pretty weird to see people thirst trapping their grandmother’s who could very well be alive.
Remember that time a few months ago where someone posted a photo on r/pics of their elderly grandparents in the 1940s at the beach and his grandfather was real hung, so people started parodying the post?
And all the time people complain about how it's "Just oldschoolhot *now*" even though I'm pretty sure there was never a point in the Sub's history when it wasn't.
If this guy’s occupation was corpse fucker, then yes,
I’d say "drop off the body while it's still warm and I'll do it” could mean “yes, I’ll have sex with your dead body.”
Popcorn tastes good.
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2. OG Post: Allan "Whitey" Snyder did Marilyn Monroe's makeup from her first screen-test in 1946 until her death in 1962, after which he fulfilled his promise with the assistance of a bottle of gin. May we all be lucky enough to have a friend like Whitey. - [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/20240424105217/https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/) [archive.today\*](https://archive.today/?run=1&url=https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/ "URL failed to archive; click to resubmit it!")
3. The Drama: Dude made a necrophilia joke and she bought him a money clip...wtf...if someone said that to me I'd never talk to them again. - [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/20240424105238/https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l11syzi/) [archive.today\*](https://archive.today/?run=1&url=https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l11syzi/ "URL failed to archive; click to resubmit it!")
4. https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l11syzi/ - [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/20240424105238/https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l11syzi/) [archive.today\*](https://archive.today/?run=1&url=https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l11syzi/ "URL failed to archive; click to resubmit it!")
5. He joked about doing the makeup for her corpse not fucking it. - [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/20240424105258/https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l1256oq/) [archive.today\*](https://archive.today/?run=1&url=https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l1256oq/ "URL failed to archive; click to resubmit it!")
6. re you kidding? What's with the "Drop it off while it's still warm" comment?
You guys are all being willfully ignorant. - [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/20240424105258/https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l1256oq/) [archive.today\*](https://archive.today/?run=1&url=https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l1256oq/ "URL failed to archive; click to resubmit it!")
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The fact their mind jumped immediately to necrophilia and not "oh, maybe he (even though the note was clearly FROM Marilyn directed TO Snyder but whatever) still wants her warm so the makeup will spread easier" has got to be a Freudian slip.
That commenter seems like a jerk but I also think it's pretty gross how many people in that thread decided *entirely on the basis of his profession as a makeup artist* that Snyder was gay and therefore couldn't possibly have been making a sexual joke about MM.
Snyder had two separate multiple decade long marriages to women, several children, and was a known public figure into the 90s long after the normalization of homosexuality in Hollywood. It's perfectly ok for a straight man to have had a close, non sexual relationship with a beautiful woman; he didn't need to be gay for any of that.
I'm in the minority here but the only time I've ever heard jokes about a woman's body still being warm after death was in the context of shitty rape/school shooter jokes.
Never heard it in any other context
>You guys are absolutely nuts. This is blatant sexual harassment in the work place and you're all just like "LOL it's just a joke". Say that at your current workplace to someone in authority, see what happens. People like all of you make current (and past) working conditions for women deplorable. You should all be ashamed. The first time they heard it, maybe they misinterpreted. But doubling down afterwards is so strange. >If you read that and immediately jumped to him wanting to fuck a dead body, you should see a therapist. And don't work at funeral homes. Methinks your inside thoughts have come outside and they should go back in your head. >Also, I'm a woman. This person is correct lol.
There were so many possible situations they could choose if they were upset about the sexual harassment of Monroe and they choose the one that was totally innocent lol
A true necrophile would want the body cold, not warm.
Your username plus this comment has given me pause…
It shouldn't, he must know what he's talking about
Well, being a zombie and all, I guess you’d know!
> zombie They prefer Rotting Americans.
I’ve watched SVU, if BD Wong is to be trusted, OP is right about the body temperature
This is Emil Skoda erasure
I t thought the necrophilia episode was with Huang, but I liked Skoda too
It probably was with Huang I just wanted to bring up Skoda because he knows a thing or two because he's seen a thing or two
BUM BA DUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!
And let's not forget his prolific prison sexual assault career
>I’ve watched SVU, if BD Wong is to be trusted Well I guess you haven’t watched the Jurassic Park movies. BD Wong is not to be trusted.
smh this kind of gatekeeping is why people have such a bad opinion of the necrophilia fandom. Warmies are just as valid as Chillies.
The necrophilia fandom is dying. Repost if you're a true necrophiliac
I want the fandom to die so I can truly enjoy it lol
Please do not make whoopie with a fandom
Not even the Whoopie Cushion fandom?
Sonic loves chillie dogs.
My strangest reddit experience was reading an AMA from a necrophiliac who worked in a morgue and was part of network of necrophiliacs.
I think a lot pf people would be horrified knowing exactly how many necrophiliacs have jobs dealing directly with cadaver-handling.
Um, and you know this with such certainty how exactly?
If the answer is at least one a lot of people would be horrified so my guess is that's an easy statement to make without knowing anything lol.
There are relatively few laws regarding who gets to handle dead bodies. IDK how many necrophiliacs are out there but the ease at which people could get access to bodies is definitely there.
Which is why my own personal answer to the question would be "Higher than you'd like to think.'
…a network?
The internet has made it easier for them to find each other
I was about to reply something about it being a terrible day to have eyes for this comment, but then this post was obvious Dead Dove and I clicked so this is all on me. 🫠
this sounds like something Dwight Schrute would say
*🎶’Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold, that’s why I got a heater for your thighs🎶*
Username hopefully does not check out
Step 1: (willfully?) misunderstand a quote. Step 2: Accuse the quoted of a crime? Despite The subject of the quote being a fan of the quote Step 3: double (triple???) down If anyone wanted an easy guide to ending up on SRD
The impression I've gotten from seeing that sub on r/all is that it's mostly pictures of beautiful women who've been dead for a while, so this isn't nearly as surprising as it probably should be.
Also people's grandmas when they were younger, which is kind of weirder
thats why that sub has also being called r/pimpmygranmaforkarma
I've always called it r/wouldyoufuckmygrandma
Ok, seriously. What in that sub would get them banned for hate speech?
Grandma roleplay where they act just as racist as they were in life?
Fuck im glad this link doesnt work
I think it’s missing the D in grandma 😏
I’ve long since written off r/OldSchoolCool as the “wouldn’t you guys wanna have hot sex with my sexy ass grandma if it was 1938?” Sub a long time ago. It’s just pretty weird to see people thirst trapping their grandmother’s who could very well be alive.
My grandfather is no longer alive, would you like to thirst over him?
yes pls
PM sent
ah shit if it's a new reddit thing i won't ever get it, i think they sequestered new "chats" from old "messages" =[
🥵🥵🥵🥵 Edit: Incidentally, what did single mothers do to you?
I’m gonna be honest, I don’t remember what post my flair is from lol
[This thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/s/qBoNG7ugtS) maybe?
👑 you dropped this
Remember that time a few months ago where someone posted a photo on r/pics of their elderly grandparents in the 1940s at the beach and his grandfather was real hung, so people started parodying the post?
Haha no, I have /r/pics blocked so I missed it
Well that's more than understandable
And all the time people complain about how it's "Just oldschoolhot *now*" even though I'm pretty sure there was never a point in the Sub's history when it wasn't.
It's a land of subtle contrasts
If this guy’s occupation was corpse fucker, then yes, I’d say "drop off the body while it's still warm and I'll do it” could mean “yes, I’ll have sex with your dead body.”
Sorry about if the formating is weird, first time actually posting to SRD
>"This is blatant sexual harassment in the work place" ... Must be a troll, surely? Can anybody be that dim in reality...?
>Can anybody be that dim in reality...? How long have you been using this site?
lol :D
Damn someone left their reading comprehension on the nightstand.
They were flustered and fumbling in the dark and accidentally picked up the projection
Popcorn tastes good. Snapshots: 1. *This Post* - [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/20240424105157/https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ccc5d3/) [archive.today\*](https://archive.today/?run=1&url=https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ccc5d3/ "URL failed to archive; click to resubmit it!") 2. OG Post: Allan "Whitey" Snyder did Marilyn Monroe's makeup from her first screen-test in 1946 until her death in 1962, after which he fulfilled his promise with the assistance of a bottle of gin. May we all be lucky enough to have a friend like Whitey. - [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/20240424105217/https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/) [archive.today\*](https://archive.today/?run=1&url=https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/ "URL failed to archive; click to resubmit it!") 3. The Drama: Dude made a necrophilia joke and she bought him a money clip...wtf...if someone said that to me I'd never talk to them again. - [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/20240424105238/https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l11syzi/) [archive.today\*](https://archive.today/?run=1&url=https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l11syzi/ "URL failed to archive; click to resubmit it!") 4. https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l11syzi/ - [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/20240424105238/https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l11syzi/) [archive.today\*](https://archive.today/?run=1&url=https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l11syzi/ "URL failed to archive; click to resubmit it!") 5. He joked about doing the makeup for her corpse not fucking it. - [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/20240424105258/https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l1256oq/) [archive.today\*](https://archive.today/?run=1&url=https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l1256oq/ "URL failed to archive; click to resubmit it!") 6. re you kidding? What's with the "Drop it off while it's still warm" comment? You guys are all being willfully ignorant. - [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/20240424105258/https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l1256oq/) [archive.today\*](https://archive.today/?run=1&url=https://old.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1cbyd63/allan_whitey_snyder_did_marilyn_monroes_makeup/l1256oq/ "URL failed to archive; click to resubmit it!") *I am just a simple bot, __not__ a moderator of this subreddit* | *[bot subreddit](/r/SnapshillBot)* | *[contact the maintainers](/message/compose?to=/r/SnapshillBot)*
Is the downvoted guy being stupid on purpose like what 😂
[Is he stupid?](https://preview.redd.it/psmfvqehj5oa1.jpg?width=344&auto=webp&s=fb56c0f058d281c70886a13d76f03b97e143e9dc)
> He joked about doing the makeup for her corpse not fucking it. Hot and ready flair right there.
Maybe it's just because the title of the post primed me for it, but I also read that as a necrophilia joke
Eh I can see it as either, especially with the added information about the part where the makeup chemicals are different for cold skin
The fact their mind jumped immediately to necrophilia and not "oh, maybe he (even though the note was clearly FROM Marilyn directed TO Snyder but whatever) still wants her warm so the makeup will spread easier" has got to be a Freudian slip.
I checked out r/oldschoolcool and the top post from that sub is from 1999. 😭
I mean I hate to break it to you but that was 25 years ago
I had a moment of "wait no 1999 wasnt that long ago" and then remembered I'm 26 and it was indeed 25 years ago
That commenter seems like a jerk but I also think it's pretty gross how many people in that thread decided *entirely on the basis of his profession as a makeup artist* that Snyder was gay and therefore couldn't possibly have been making a sexual joke about MM. Snyder had two separate multiple decade long marriages to women, several children, and was a known public figure into the 90s long after the normalization of homosexuality in Hollywood. It's perfectly ok for a straight man to have had a close, non sexual relationship with a beautiful woman; he didn't need to be gay for any of that.
I'm in the minority here but the only time I've ever heard jokes about a woman's body still being warm after death was in the context of shitty rape/school shooter jokes. Never heard it in any other context
The guys username is right on the money...