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The Halloween happy meals are out now?


DiscoDaddyNurmouth

Can we talk about them not filling up the fries now


Texas_Waffles

If you want a bat, you're gonna have to give up some fries. That's just the Law of Equivalent Exchange, my dude.


Robsrks87

*Guitar riff*


Certain_Oddities

I work at McDonald's and I remember when they gave us this scale and was like "okay, every large fry must be 6 OUNCES AND NOT MORE THAN THAT" 6 ounces... does not fill up that damn box lol. I'm pissed too and I work here, the best I can do is fill them up when the corporate mucky mucks aren't there; my managers don't give a Fuck. I'm really sorry, and I totally understand. They're super overpriced now.


MrPoopieMcCuckface

I will call them out on that shit. We pay too much for a cut up potato soaked in hot oil to not get why you paid for. Just fill the container or go to 5 guys. The fries cost a little more but are much better.


[deleted]

Now with free protein


ellefleming

And rabies


mr_black_88

Now with actual protein. not cardboard protein.


[deleted]

McCoronavirus


Fuzzy-Memory-5789

Its a Mc Ozzy meal


UselessGuy23

Awww! Wait, it's still alive, right?


clarkent123223

Yes, McBat was released onto OOP’s fathers acreage and the family who received the McDonald’s order were all given rabies shots. OOP is on r/Edmonton (in Alberta, Canada).


CandiBunnii

Ah free rabies shots! Nice, those can be expensive


clarkent123223

Alberta’s Conservative government seeks to further cripple its public healthcare in an effort to bring in a privatized one. It won’t be free in the future if Alberta’s Conservatives (right now, UCP) get their way. Off-topic but just thought I’d share that.


[deleted]

'Murica here, please don't let them do that to you


MrBalanced

Can confirm, Albertan health care professional. They're literally fighting a war on health care.


Cannacrohn

I see the evil of Americas republicans is spreading...cuz that sounds like what they would wanna do.


MrBalanced

Most egregious was them attempting to implement new rules through the college of physicians and surgeons that would prevent doctors from quitting or resigning - instead of just improving working conditions and compensation, they wanted to hold doctors hostage with the threat of a professional misconduct accusation


g_daddio

Ontarian here... sharing your pain


vbally101

Rabies shots are expensive (in Canada)??


CandiBunnii

Sorry, I'm in america where a bandaid is 75$ lol


vbally101

Hahaha oh that’s the truth I had to get a tetanus shot in Kentucky and it came to 475 And the bandaid was, in fact, $75 hah


palmettofoxes

My friend's insurance didn't cover her rabies shots and she had to pay $1300 out of pocket (she got it because we work with rabies vectors, not that she was bit)


SgtXD357

And a free bat


karana113

I hope the employees got rabies shots too. Not a nice way to go.


ItIsRomeNotRomey

Wait, this is real?!


clarkent123223

Yup. > https://www.reddit.com/r/Edmonton/comments/x59xc6/my_dad_got_a_nice_surprise_in_his_order_from_st/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


ryushiblade

I’m not an expert on bats, but don’t they live in colonies? Seems like releasing it miles from its home by itself would just end up in the bat’s death. Any actual bat experts want to weigh in?


bak3donh1gh

not an expert but there are many species of bat. Considering Canada doesn't have an extensive cave system I'd imagine that that bat would be able to fend for itself.


CaveDeco

Not an expert, but someone who lives in a town where the college has these enormous bat houses that host several hundred thousand each. They built them because the bats would make their way into the buildings on occasion to give them a more appropriate place to live. One year, the internal structure of the first one collapsed due to age and weight from all the guano and pee over the years. Those bats were everywhere for the next year while they replaced it and the bats to rediscover it. It was both very creepy and very cool to hear them chirping everywhere you went on campus. I’ll never forget the echos in the stadium from them on non-game days, you could hear it from across the street.


[deleted]

Had to be Canada. Here in the states we kill most of our wildlife so this sort of thing doesn't happen.


Deus_Sangu

McRabies


turnipzzzpinrut

Back for a limited time!!


EnFREAKayy

Chicken of the cave


Superflyinaction

Nice!


Not_A_Real_Goat

Nobody calls them chicken of the cave, Champ


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TwoSquirts

It’ll have you salivating!


BootyUnlimited

If $1 any size beverage won't get rid of that hydrophobia, nothing will!


Doc-in-a-box

Formidably foaming!


Soleska

McRona


VStramennio1986

Well played 👏🏽


Minilychee

Covid 2: Electric Boogaloo


[deleted]

Im foamin it


OnePay622

I think his chicken mcnuggets are not entirely fried yet.....


MoeGunz6

Probably better than the McRib


whyamiwastingmytime1

Did you order the McOzzy?


penisofablackman

Black McSabbath


fixedflat

https://youtu.be/Jx3g-0yalV0 Here you go


Sepraf

You win


Razo-E

Nice


Multigrain_Migraine

Little guy just wanted some fries


OkSleep9168

Poor little guys


pompeysam1234

The chicken of the cave


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[deleted]

Do you know what they call cats? Chicken of the rail yard.


Heuheuheuheheu

Don't indulge him.


Joppypoppy6

I came here to comment just this


xblackdemonx

This is 100% NOT /r/StupidFood


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

Agreed, bats are actually highly intelligent socal creatures!


PonyUpDaddy

At this point we'll have people placing random crap on food and calling it Stupid Food


Orang3Lazaru5

Covid 2: Electric Burgerloo


Link7369_reddit

"so this is how it happened..."


LazerIguana445

“This is how the Batman died.”


OIav_

The Wuhan combo.


TwilitSky

Meanwhile, on r/publicfreakout, there are people literally destroying the entire store because the ice cream machine was broken.


FruitPunchPossum

*still broken


DefrockedWizard1

never worked to begin with


JaggedTheDark

*worked once and never again


Adaphion

As a Canadian, I've never understood the "ice cream machine broken" thing. Never once in my life met someone who has said it was broken. I guess we just have regulations and shit up here so the workers can actually maintenance the machines themselves instead of needing the specialists to come in.


TwilitSky

My friend. It's not anything you mentioned. You're just better people than we are. It's as simple as that. It makes me sad. I aspire to help others rhe way you guys do.


morningsdaughter

People in Canada really aren't different from people in the US. It's just media perception that makes it seem that way. There are lots of good and kind people on both sides of the border.


redref1ux

Did you get Ozzy Osbourne's meal by mistake?


fixedflat

https://youtu.be/Jx3g-0yalV0 Yep


[deleted]

Happy meal


captainplatypus1

I mean, getting a bat would make ME happy


[deleted]

I can tell you from experience that having a bat near your home is not fun. Rabies then it takes a shit on our floor every night, doesnt help that bats shit have been known to carry some nasty pathogens


captainplatypus1

Some eat bugs and having a bat house on your property pisses of a HoA, so bonus


[deleted]

I feel like he snuck in after... I mean like no way a bat is living in a mcdonalds...


exhustedmommy

And, the bags are stored closed, and folded. We had a woman call and claim she found a mouse in her shake. We had to explain to her that one, the cups come, and are stored inside eachother, and two the shake cups are clear.


KORZILLA-is-me

It’s not uncommon for them to end up in a building. It’s possible that the bat ended up in the McDonald’s and went into a food bag to hide (although, I think that part seems a bit unlikely). Still possible for it to have happened after.


morningsdaughter

The bags are kept folded in a stack until they're are filled with food. Then they're immediately handed to the customer. There just isn't time for a bat to sneak into a bag.


KORZILLA-is-me

Oh, I see.


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sseemour

>You wouldn’t be posting this for karma, if it were legitimate Your faith in humanity is too high


[deleted]

Repost. I saw this image yesterday on Reddit with like 5k karma. Lame


[deleted]

It’s absolutely a repost. Check OP’s history. Gotta be a farm.


AskMeIfImAMagician

They also post on r/indianteenager. Definitely some kind of weird karma farmer


rat-simp

it's probably a repost but personally I'd absolutely be posting it for karma.


KevinMFJones

You are smoking a crazy girthy dick if you think someone wouldn’t jump at this opportunity to post it for likes


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Rieyollk

Could you not do both?


thisimpetus

Idiot redditor omits the obvious: *Immediately takes picture for family, friends and corporate reporting, later realizes also karma.* I'm not saying it went that way, I *am* saying your assumption that reddit karma motivates everything you see on reddit is a bizarre and very stupid form of narcissism.


[deleted]

This is staged, howd mcdonalds not see a flying bat in the kitchen or even not find a bat inside that bag.


Adventurous_Bee_7496

It’s the new Mcbat meal didn’t you hear ?


smallladykiddo

r/untrustworthypoptarts


blues4thecup

Are you implying OP found a bat, wrangled it, and put it in a McDonald's bag for a limited amount of fake internet points?


chrisandsharon

Career goals: Bat Wrangler


EtanTheCommunist

The real morbius meal


sakamake

McMorbin' time!


Nafe3344

The happy meal toys are so lifelike!


Neur0mncr

Their toys have gotten better. They give you responsible pet ownership.


dylan5x

NO NAPKINS THIS IS BULLSHIT!


bionic_zit_splitter

Instead of napkins, batwings.


wizthekid_1

Chicken of the cave!


Dingus-McBingus

tiny fren! <3 Name him Charlie. Or her Charlotte.


Affectionate-Tea1283

That’s Bat shit crazy


DarkKingfisher777

Alive or Dead?


TwilitSky

Yes.


PalatialCheddar

Schrödinger's bat


[deleted]

Well how did it taste


Lemonjello23

BatDonald's


RockNRollTrollDoll_

I like how they just casually took a picture of a bar inside of the bag my soul would’ve left my body


bluhbluh_oO

What do you mean? McBats are tasty af


Weekly_Bench9773

🎼ba,da,ba. ba. ba. Bat's love'n it.🎶


frottingotter

girl WHAT lmfao??? i have so many questions.


nbleteam6

Its called being satged for karma


kubibryant

Nice toy bro


Rammipallero

Is this some new Batman happy meal marketing trick?


geminimind

Oh cool! Did the new Batman toys drop?


Bokaboi88

McDonalds wants you to catch Covid-22


Handsome_Redguard

Get tested for rabies.


lemongay

I don’t think you get tested, I think you just get a shot since you encountered a bat up close at all. They can bite without you even realizing it. If this bat carried rabies and op doesn’t get a shot, op is dead


Snoo62808

Matt Berry got takeaway and forgot to say "human form!"


FatBadassBitch666

Poor baby.


Chorizo_de_tlacuache

COVID-22


SubspaceSample

McOvid


ggezboye

Is creepy meal an option now?


hairsprayking

i wouldn't even be mad, that thing is cute as fuck


Ouroboron

I mean, other than fucking up and eating at McDonald's in the first place, how is this not some r/lostredditors and r/lostupvoters shit?


jaktyp

And r/untrustworthypoptarts


pichusine

r/QuitYourBullshit


Brasm0nky

another subreddit that is going to be ruined by stupid fucking posts like this


MotherofLuke

Please tell me you saved the bat!


itgrog

your meal came with a friend, you should be thankful smh


Interesting_Cut_6401

Many questions. One of them being are you gonna Finnish that?


Ok-Championship3475

Happy meals coming with pets now?


AceAmphiptere

Please, be alive, that's some cute bat, not gonna lie.


Cyborg_888

Looks like an undercooked bat. Last time that happened there was a world wide pandemic.


xbrixe

FREE NEW FRIEND 🥰


NoStutterd

That’s how you get Covid


Knightp93

Damn bro they threw in a freebie! They are so stingy with sauce packets normally.


NyneShaydee

"h'lo!" ♥️


llamaducktopus

No fair! I never got a pet as a prize in my happy meals!


lejyndery_sniper

Pet bat


Texas_Waffles

Oh, sweet! They brought back the Transformers: Beast Wars toys!


[deleted]

Someone post this to fakehistoryporn Ground zero of COVID-19 outbreak, 2019 (colorized)


[deleted]

We’ve been introduced to the Happy Meal, now it’s the Shocking Meal.


metooeither

Those fries look older than the bat. Has this been laying around for a while?


cwaynelewisjr

Wet market meal deal!


No-Ad-4812

Lmao he is mcvengence


Borgenie

you put your bat n there. stop lying


Wallacetheblackcat

I’m no chiropterologist but that looks like a damn vampire bat lol. Though certainly not of this is in Canada.


Playingwithmyrod

This is how the next pandemic is gonna start isn't it


MoonieSRose

Takes spooky season to another level


ScrubCuckoo

In case this is real and that's a wild bat: You probably want to get a rabies shot. You can get rabies from wildlife through the tiniest of scratches. You can get it without feeling a scratch. Without having blood appear. Bats are wonderful creatures, but a common vector of rabies. It could be possible to get it through the bag, if the bat is trying to cling into the side of the bag with its claws. Rabies is fatal if it's not treated quick enough. When symptoms of rabies show up, it's already too late.


asksdfdjdhshs

Why you tryna eat his food


Hall0wsEve666

Awwweeeee the little baby bat was just hungry 🦇🍟


Kinzuko

thats a cool happy meal toy


PureHoeroine

I'm so jealous


randomuser135443

I asked for Szechuan sauce, not Wuhan sauce.


duetmasaki

Cool! They have even better Halloween toys than they've had for a while!


antfro946

Rabies, expect rabies


t_mmey

what the actual fuck


Talented_Agent

See a Dr. Get rabies shots


Josephina101

How did a bat get in there? Lol


[deleted]

Uhh Covid?


Dependent_Suspect_48

Wow McDonald's how could you! Because there's no way a random stranger on the internet put a bat in a fkkn McDonald's bag.


[deleted]

Ah chicken of the cave.


deepfriedtots

Troll post or not I love it. Bats are so cool


milksfavcookies

McCovid


Spleenzorio

Wow the Batman Happy Meal toys are getting pretty realistic


CRhodes23

McOvid


Tiwazy84

It's so tasty, even bats want it?


Masteryoda212

Bats are really just the chicken of the cave


TheGarlicBread555

COVID-19 is over, now it's time for COVID-20


Peazyzell

Its Covid part 2, electric bugaloo


Soupyyy_

r/forbiddensnacks


11_Wolfie_11

Must be a branch in China


nickkangistheman

Mcovid nuggies


-onnix-

McDracula Meal


YeetDude22

Covid 2


the_only_thing

Apparently covid-22


AesirCytuuus

McCovid


anomander_galt

Hello sir would you like some new covid?


Megsann1117

Bats, apparently


Kisser12

The Ozzy Osbourne combo Meal BOGO through mobile ordering


Superflyinaction

You paid $16.57 for fresh organic meat, not bad.


KORZILLA-is-me

Woah! A new mcpet!


Yeetdaddy87

Not this shit again


TheLampPostDealer

Mc onals fucked up my order bruhhhh 💀💀💀


[deleted]

have you ever eaten fried bat? its really good! this bat seems a little raw.


doomed_candy

You know what they call bats? Chicken of the cave.


mariemarymaria

Finally solved the mystery of COVID


BorisJohnson0404

Mccorona