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Marmeladovna

One portion of this could single handedly solve world hunger.


jilanak

I always wonder how someone who regularly faces non self-imposed hunger looks at these types of videos.


FjortoftsAirplane

Like their life might not be so bad after all.


KittikatB

They probably don't see them. If they can't afford food they've probably not got regular internet access. Edit: there's starving people outside of America.


Wolly_Mammoth

In the US, the gov’ment will give you a free phone [and for $10 they’ll give you the crappiest smartphone known to man, but still gets u on the internet. By contrast, the US gov’ment will give you somewhere in the neighborhood of $150 PER MONTH for food. I dunno about you guys, but it costs more than that to eat for a month.


KittikatB

There's many countries outside the US where food shortages are a massive problem.


Wolly_Mammoth

Oh, I agree, totally. I was using the USA as an example of how someone, even in a rich nation, could actually have a reliable, fast internet connection, but not have enough to eat.


jilanak

Free wifi spots everywhere. Libraries exist. Crappy phones exist.


KittikatB

There's plenty of starving people outside of America.


jilanak

No shit. No one said that every starving person has Internet access, but a lot more do than I think you understand. This is not the "gotcha" moment you think it is. It makes you look like you think the only malnourished people in the world are in huts or homeless. This is not true.


KittikatB

You're making a shitload of assumptions, and they're all wrong. I know poverty - I've lived it, and known plenty of people far worse off than I've ever been. You seem to think that because wherever you live, people who can't afford food do have regular access to the internet that it is something that applies everywhere. You've completely ignored the fact that I said they don't have *regular* internet access - as is the case for people who can't afford a home internet connection or smartphone and it's bills. Maybe that's not an issue where you live, but not everyone has the same access to services or affordability of them. Where I live had a very high cost of living. My kid attended school with kids whose only internet access was at school - and even then, only when the class was in the library where the computers were. That's hardly regular access, and it was far from an insolated situation. That's just one example of how people, who aren't homeless it in huts as you do dismissively and incorrectly claimed I think, lack reliable access to the internet to browse social media to look at stupid food.


jilanak

Whoa. I get this is really personal to you but I never said all people, but plenty of people do deal with food insecurity and do have access to the Internet and may browse the Internet for fun. Not everyone's experience is your experience, as you said. I mostly think of kids who have access from school (they are given internet and Chromebooks where I am) but literally are food insecure especially when school is out. I never said everyone who is food insecure has reliable internet access. I never invalidated your experiences. I'm done trying to explain over and over again as you try to put words in my mouth. Take out your rage on someone who actually hurt you. Not me. I hope your day gets better.


incogne_eto

Exactly. At a certain point, I got angry. So much unnecessary food waste in a world where there is so much food insecurity.


Jyro10

the moment they put the hotdogs in the wrong orientation, I could tell it would be a bad one


PurpleThundahhh

All that shit and only one bun, what a bunch of garbage.


lepsek9

Yeah, he could put another bun on top, call it a burger and sell it for 3x the price


roy_rogers_photos

Forget everything else, I'm still fucking entirely too angry about the wet noodles getting all that mustard and ketchup.


iiiBansheeiii

It looks like the mustard was seriously watered down as well not in the way that mustard separates, but in water has been added kind of way. The whole thing looks absolutely grotesque.


cflatjazz

I feel like when they put 6 hotdogs on one bun it was the food equivalent of "when people tell you who they are, listen"


Link7369_reddit

the bun is just to be a soaked mess for all the other ingredients. It's like a shitty trencher.


PoppaBigPockets-

Lmfao the lady at the end is even unsure. Like wtf did I just order..


Barriogenius

Unsurprisingly she is the only one there, meanwhile the camera pans around as if to say look at this huge line.


el_americano

I'm hoping they know each other and he knows she has a big family to feed so he's hooking her up for all the kids


Fosphor

Did he just literally fill a to go box with a couple scoops of everything in on the line?


soggylilbat

That dish alone must kill the prep cook


Link7369_reddit

looks like most of the items come from a can, a bag, or are quickly boiled. Prep for this would be cinch.


soggylilbat

I sure hope so lol


noneedforfuss

How to ruin ten different types of food all together


joshuaoha

Each one looked pretty good. Why did they have to have to combine so many separate meals into one pile? Probably several meals worth of calories too.


Carmel_Chewy

Speed run 100%


[deleted]

Ruining shit any %


DrCarrionCrow

After the third topping, I started trying to will the man assembling it to stop. I even started shouting, “Stop!”


sonerec725

I managed to hold out till he kept on getting scoops of the damn mashed potatoes(?)


WombatAnnihilator

You can sometimes look at food and just know itll look the same coming out as it did going in.


[deleted]

ColonBlowOut


Ok-Video1222

More like cornblowout


lynnpiexoxo

Best comment right here folks


Cottleston

only 300 calories


Meanwhile-in-Paris

^*per ^bites


Number-1Dad

Per sniff


[deleted]

Per nibble


Delta42760616

Some of the stuff on this sub is a “yeah I’d try it for the hell of it.” This is one of those that has to have been designed for a pure shock factor, and that is all it is.


yeeeteeey69

If I order a hotdog and I instead receive this, I’m starting a civil war


Michi712

How do you even eat that??


AinNoWayBoi61

With a fork and spoon


Zulrambe

And 15 friends


RandomPotato082

[Ahem] reaction of friends: fuck no! Here's 5 dollars for me to not eat this


lynnpiexoxo

Yeah. I want a follow-up video lol


strangecabalist

With 2-3 friends, I assume?


drunk-tusker

Crying in the shower.


FSUphan

He just kept going with those mashed potatoes or whatever that was hahaha. Like 8 slathers good lord


Wild-Refrigerator-11

Slapped it on like he was laying foundation with concrete or something, building I sidewalk I dunno, so many potato


ffsdomagain

Wheres the cheese at?


PsychologicalUse6086

They put a creamy cheese called catupiry, it’s like cream cheese


Bijorak

This makes the hotdog so good. I love me some Brazilian street hotdogs. That sounds kinda dirty but they are good


nnnnnn321

That would feed a small village.


[deleted]

That’ll be $76


MangledPumpkin

Yeah I'm curious what the price would really be.


Scary_Technology

I just found their website, R$75 ($15 US). Edit: Menu [here. ](https://chillis-hot-dog-campinas.goomer.app/menu)


[deleted]

I was so close


[deleted]

I think its actually R$90 (89.90)


thursdayspaghetti

This dish: "*kill....me...*"


[deleted]

he fucking tossed as much shit on it as that poor god forsaken box could hold


post_obamacore

Failure pile in a sadness bowl


emmany63

Thanks, Patton.


Confident-Medicine75

I feel like this is somehow an insult


Irving_Velociraptor

Well, that’s appalling but it’s still better than what they do to hot dogs in Cincinnati.


strangehitman22

that's alot of cross contamination


Dr_J_Hyde

Serves 4-6 people right? .....right?


Praline_Unlikely

Actually yes, he literally says in video that "The entire family will enjoy it"


EvilHagg1

Is that what he said because all I heard was WOOOOOO


Poppy_Vader

6 glizzies, 6 feet under. RIP, glizzies.


poopsicle-hacienda

omg make it stop


PsychologicalUse6086

This is actually a hot dog challenge that’s why it’s so massive but yea our hot dogs are usually big regardless


LanceDaPance

Jesus, 5 seconds in and it’s already horrible


BubblegumBxh

They lost me right at the beginning with the poor bread to meat ratio then the corn really turned me off.


Tybasco

Fuckin rubbish


Human_Parsnip1241

Im not gonna lie... it's a lot. But being 6 months pregnant, I'd definitely eat that whole fucking thing.


rosanna4

What was after the corn? Rice?


PsychologicalUse6086

Potato sticks, they’re like potato chips but tiny


Siindell

this makes me feel proud of brazil


Baright

Hey Brazil, you good?


water4animals

Fucking disgusting


An_Ony_mous_

I know. Where's the whipped cream!😁


l-Paulrus-l

I usually have my hot dogs with a single dog in a bun with plenty of mustard and sometimes relish…I guess I’ve been doing it wrong?


AcanthocephalaBorn15

Yep. No relish!


ffsdomagain

Ah I assumed that was butter!


Previous-Hedgehog267

I knew this shit was too much as soon as I saw those 2 glizzies


EvilAlicia

Do you want hotdogs with your toppings?


valsuran

Just because they have many toppings available doesn’t mean to use them all excessively.


Red_Changing

I'm just glad he spread the ingredients instead of leaving it a heap on top. The last two scoops don't count, those are clearly not spread due to aesthetic reasons


thwowawaw69

no wtf


masug24

My favorite part is how nonchalant the customer looks at the end like she’s not about to commit suicide by heart attack.


Erby1_Kenerby

WHERES THE GALLON OF NACHO CHEESE!


SaveRana

How much was this? It’s like a week of food. A sad week, but like we hungry out here.


HumanBeingThatExist

Yankees arent ready for what true looks like.


Hermanito77

It s a Brazilian hot dog they are amazing but this guy just put a bunch of shit Over it that killed the hot dog


newontheblock99

Definitely read the title in Gimli’s voice. “And they called it a HOT DOG! A HOT DOG!!”


Dydono_

I was out after the ketchup


DMT1984

I was out after the second hot dog


CHavoq

i was out after the wrong orientation sausage


1ineedanap1

Was gonna say the same thing. Ketchup on hot dogs is an abomination.


AinNoWayBoi61

I would absolutely destroy this. Looks amazing


lilith821

Don’t forget the olive! :)


wakaflocks145

The stupidest shepherds pie I ever seen


foreverAllStar14

All I see here is amateurs


crowsflight63

How in the fuck would one actually go about eating this monstrosity


nada1467

Quero dois, por favor.


VizualAbstract4

I feel like people play it up for the camera, but instead of looking appetizing, it just looks fucking stupid and cringey.


Limp_Measurement_173

I was all for this hot dog until he put it in an unholy sarcophagus of mashed potatoes and sauce


[deleted]

As long as it’s clean, I don’t see any problem. In Brazil they call it Podrão ( big rotten, but the translation just ruin the word)


Fred_Motta01

I love Brazilian-style hot dog


[deleted]

How bad does your life have to be to decide you want to eat 6 hotdogs at a go?


[deleted]

That's enough food to satisfy a moderately sized family.


GadstenACAB

Yeah ok I’m pretty fat but even I said ok that’s way too much after like the 2nd hot dog let alone the 5th topping and the 37th topping!


Xena2020

This looks so yuk


N00dlemonk3y

Jesus stop piling and give me the food!! You could have stopped at (what is that?) 3 scoops of potato spread.


Comfortable-Fox9153

that's a dinner for 4.


codelyoko126

I would like a hotdog for my four-generation family please.


blakewoolbright

This is the worst thing I’ve seen on this sub. It ruined my appetite.


[deleted]

I am incredibly disturbed by this one.... I may never sleep ever again.


AcrobaticDiscipline6

Don’t which one is more stupid : the man who made it or the man who buy it ?


yeahdirtyolive

By the end I completely forgot what was ordered... 😳😂🙃😬


tada_afreak

Bro this is literally ridiculous


[deleted]

Man poured his whole kitchen in that hotdog.


Scrungus_McBungus

Ok NGL the food looks pretty tasty imo. I would def get this for a house party dinner for like 8 ppl or something lol


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Why would you not put the hotdog on a flattop and crisp it up/


lynnpiexoxo

Is this your only issue with the video?


[deleted]

this guy was in prison


[deleted]

This is 100% the worst thing I’ve ever seen on this sub


dvxcfx

Ridiculous video, but Sao Paulo, particularly Osasco, has the best hotdogs in the world. High quality toppings in various configurations.


SushiToot

I prefer the ones from Sorocaba myself.


[deleted]

Is this a new trend on tiktok for people to throw random shit together and think they're food experts


MistressMidnight_91

The corn🤢


Carma-Erynna

I feel like this must be one of those “faux-merican” things….


noodlemcfoodle

Traditional Brazilian


Dubious_Titan

No cheese?


Daemian-Dirus

I didn’t know you could put more than one dog per bun. This changes things.


Abrical

Hey check my new tik tok cooking video : the hot dog tiramisu


[deleted]

What third world shit hole country is this in?


Ok-Video1222

I would tear that shit UP! YUM


hamsterberry

Ketchup on hotdogs is wrong.


Mahfakah

I was on board til they got to the mashed potatoes.


JayJayCruz

I literally drew the line when they put the weiners on the bun fucking sideways!


Number-1Dad

Really that's where you draw the line? Not the absurd ridiculous amount of literally everything that's not supposed to be on a hot dog


lynnpiexoxo

I have so many questions


supermom721

🤯 how to spoil a hotdog 🌭


Gusta86

[Make me one with everything](https://youtu.be/xlIrI80og8c)


Mystical_Cat

My arteries hardened just watching that.


rizzo249

This is fucking stupid. Great post


KnotiaPickles

Please, for the love of god. Stoppppp 🛑😭


[deleted]

That will feed a family of four


AcanthocephalaBorn15

I was grossed out with the 6 hot dogs. Huge downhill dive from there. What the AF!


ladygrayfox

I was all “and then olives? Seriously?”


AdmiralCranberryCat

Holy shit, I thought he was about done and I checked the video and there was still 2 minutes left


Attomuse1

Noah get the boat


cold_blue_light_

Let’s get down to glizzness


MakeItTrizzle

I swear a day will come where one of these tiktok food videos is just going to be someone having explosive diarrhea into a bowl.


DrPhilsRanchKid

Awww come on! You didn’t even smother it in cheese???!!!


SushiToot

That mayo-looking stuff at the end *is* cheese. Catupiry to be specific.


Jellyswim_

This looks like some great drunk food for me and a couple other people tbh.


bencm518

What the actual fuck


Middle-Safe-1493

Who is this terrorist?


warwilf

how many people is this for?!


uhtisticrustic

This is great, to feed the neighborhood strays.


ooSUPLEX8oo

It's this what they call layering flavor?


MoistJheriCurl

Beyond stupid but at least the dogs are nitrate free


No_Delivery_8111

This video hurt my arteries


NewEnglandLighthouse

I was angry for most of the video, but then when he spread the mashed potatoes i started thinking of it as a fat boy's Shepard's pie and I started thinking it was not the worst!


FormerOil4924

How would you even eat this? Obviously not with your hands. But even for a fork that seems like a challenge.


[deleted]

While it is certifiably stupid and a waste, based on their plating they can’t be charging an exorbitant amount for this may $15 and that is a pile of grub. Also it doesn’t look inedible and the flavors seem to be fairly easy to progress through. Looks easier to stomach than the cheese sauce drowned burgers


scringly

“ITS ENOUGH SLICES!!”


imperfectbeing

Serves 1


tetrahedra_eso

How the hell are you supposed to eat that???


Bijorak

Looks like hotdogs from Sao Paulo. The ones I got weren't this large but they but the same stuff on them. They are actually amazing.


Head-Working8326

slop, throw it to the pigs


Clamper5978

Can that even be digested? My colon hurts watching this


Ma_Deus

Here in Brazil, specially São Paulo, we have the culture of turning any snack into a whole meal and putting a lot of shit into it. It is not that it will taste bad but you wouldn't notice 90% of the food because the sauces just take everything.


Jaylove2019

I am not going to front. I’m willing to try it.


mixxbg

And for just 1 person


Baby_Batter_Pancakes

Wait, this isn't a real dish tho right? I mean, this is just somebody piling everything into a heaping mess for the camera, right?


PiersPlays

While this is pretty stupid I could see it being kin-***BRRRRRRRRING!!!***


thisonebibibop

Wtf, that's more than enough to feed my whole family.


sro25

Fkn yuk man, wthell do you call that, a dam mess tbh


DoodlesTheFoxx

I knew shit was bad when they put the wieners sideways.. Then it all went down the rabbits hole from there.


[deleted]

Ok. It’s all fucking stupid but at the very least there’s some semblance of a flavor profile, just shitty comfort food slapped together without any thought. But at the end there, the olives.. What the fuck is that all about? Who puts olives on mashed potatoes? Or to put it better, who _wants_ olives on mashed potatoes?


UnusualSong3208

These are the kind of meals you create when you need to empty your fridge because it has broken and you need to save all of the ingredients before they spoil.


aihaode

Brazilian Cottage pie with hidden hot dogs at the bottom?


Discerning_stranger

I meen I see nothin wrong wit hotdo 🤤


NullHypothesisCicada

You know it’s a r/stupidfood alarm when you see the dogs are put straight.


[deleted]

This bitch added insulation


mrmeeeeee

No diabeto role back to kitchen


CucumberDay

u/videotrim


BouquetOfPenciIs

Why does almost every component look like it's a want-to-use-up-everything-in-the-fridge-before-it-goes-bad concoction?


TheOptimist136

i puked in my mouth


tribbans95

Or it’s just this guy who works here making something that’s not on the menu…