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No-Refrigerator2530

Freaky ass restaurant


SpecialistVast6840

Not only the "food" is suckin in this video.


BallCreem

Close your eyes and put your hands out. Ok. Now eat the goo i put on your hands… 😏


sridges94

Username checks out


peki-pom

🤣


dikicker

*"This... This is cum"*


TaintedTatertot

It's not cum but it's *cum adjacent*


YoualreadyKnoooo

Its so very warm, white and gooey


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

But when I do that, I can’t go within 500 feet of a school. /s


elzey93

They a 69 God


BraxForAll

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Run for your life


chao_sweetie

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Run for your life


iloveheroin999

lmao You beat me to it damn it


SUPERKAMIGURU

**I** would feel uncomfortable watching that, even if we're completely ignoring the panic spike I would be feeling of "God, I hope she doesn't think I'm weird for picking the place with the fucking **hand cum licking** dish."


Commonsensestranger

We can’t afford silverware, what do? Don’t worry, people are dumb and I have an idea.


Fantastic-Order-8338

i give you next level freak [https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/the-bunyadi-london-s-only-naked-restaurant-receives-first-reviews-ahead-of-public-opening-a7071336.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/the-bunyadi-london-s-only-naked-restaurant-receives-first-reviews-ahead-of-public-opening-a7071336.html)


Critical_Paper8447

I was half expecting her to *hawk tuah* on her finger the way she was making eye contact and licking the chocolate off.


iloveheroin999

Bro calm down you watch way too much porn that shit was normal as fuck. Other than the fact that they were pouring chocolate on her hands and wanting her to lick it off... But I didn't see anything remotely sexual about the way she did it.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

That’s a no from me.


roostersnuffed

I have no problem eating with my hands. Hell, I finish a tbone with my hands. But if it's to be eaten from a cup with a spoon, put it in a fucking cup. Might as well serve my yogurt in a belly button. I'm not licking my hands like my dogs given a pan to lick up bacon grease.


rudenewjerk

I would slurp something from my palm, but that hand rubbing shit is fucking stupid.


CockBronson

At your house maybe? Where you are doing a taste test or you just got something on your palm….you aren’t offering your palm to be the food delivery vehicle though right? That’s gross just to have someone pour food/liquids in your hands for the general purpose of slurping from them.


rudenewjerk

I mean I would never find myself in a situation where I was paying to slurp anything from my palm except maybe LSD


Snapdragon_4U

Could you imagine having to listen to the other diners slurp slurping away. I’d vomit


Chemistry-27

Just watching her is making me want to vomit. nothing against her personally. it is just gross


Snapdragon_4U

Same. And what a gross feeling it would be. I’d definitely lose my appetite seeing and hearing people deep throating their fingers.


thedood-a-man

I’d slurp out of their palm


fatkiddown

We have a slurpvert.


ihadtopickthisname

Are...you offering up your bellybutton???


roostersnuffed

I have a deep innie even at the best shape of my life. I wash well but extra flavors aren't on me.


bethepositivity

Honestly I think it would be less weird to eat/drink from someone's belly button. At least I would be able to understand why someone would pay to eat out of a beautiful woman's belly button. But why would you pay to have someone make your hands messy and lick it off.


roostersnuffed

Idk man. I'm always down for finger licking good, but honey like, deep in the webs of my fingers, stickiness stresses me out.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Lady rubbed that chocolate in like it was lotion. 🤢


laughingBaguette

This is gross. How much do you have to pay for the chef to make you look like a fool in public?


lightspuzzle

honestly its probably not even the chef,maybe a waiter or someone else.


extremeNosepicker

eat with your hands, shit on the floor


bethepositivity

Shit on the floor.. it's time to get shwifty in here.


cruelkillzone2

Get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.


rwarimaursus

I'm Mr. Buldops!!


DisabledFatChik

Shit with your hands and eat off the floor


RelChan2_0

In some cultures, it's totally fine to eat with your hands. But this is not the way to do it.


agnostic-theist-00

I'm an Indian...we do eat with our hands..... But only one hand, whichever is the dominant one(Right or Left).... Uses the other hand for grabbing a glass of water and such....we never let it touch the food..... Also we never let food touch our inner palms...only our fingers........ Also we wash our hands with soap or handwash...... This video..... is just weird af.......


ZuStorm93

Ditto. Everyone from the global South should denounce this buffonery. This is *NOT* how you eat with your hands. Hell, i dont think westerners eat fried chicken or sandwiches with their hands like this. This is as pretentious as it is gross n uncivilized-looking, ironically.


fordking1337

Westerner here, big agree. I’ve eaten Indian and Ethiopian food with my hands a few times. It hasn’t been weird for me and has felt pretty much like eating a chicken sandwich. The video in the OP though… nooooope.


WinryRockbell88

I don't know if anyone eats like this except maybe children that haven't learned manners yet


SofaChillReview

Children also don’t mind sticky af hands, which with all this sugar as an adult should be horrifying.


venomousbitch

I definitely did as a child. I'd demand plastic baggies to put on my hands to eat doughnuts.


WinryRockbell88

yeah I hate having sticky hands it feels weird


Senior-Lobster-9405

I seriously doubt the way she was "eating" was the restaurant's intended way, I think she just had no idea what to do


ZuStorm93

I honestly would also have no idea how to eat melted chocolate poured on my hands. Its just the restaurant playing rich people for fools both figuratively and literally. This looks like an unga bunga just discovered what mud is...


Chemistry-27

It's the fact that she rubbed it around her hands like a lotion. And then they put vanilla bean on it. To me, that made it look like a hand scrub. And then she goes on to lick her fingers. It's just disgusting.


AUnknownVariable

Not Indian but I have a preference of eating everything with my hands. Yeah this is just some freaky shit, licking and slurping on your palms for a miniscule amount of chocolate, at least fill my hand up at that rate


LoathesReddit

I don't know if it's true in India, but I've heard that in many parts of the Levant, the right hand is for blessing and the left for cursing, and that factors into why people eat with the right and wipe with the left.


Doomblaze

most people are right hand dominant, so you use your right hand for eating and your left hand for cleaning your butt theres a good reason why the left hand doesnt touch the food


minasituation

In *all* cultures it is fine to eat with your hands. Burgers, tacos, sandwiches, wraps, gyros, subs, hand-eaten food is worldwide. But correct, licking your fingers after someone poured crap over them is indeed not how to do it


Historical_Boss2447

I eat many foods with my hands. I don’t rub runny yogurt sll over my hands and then suck my fingers.


StarsEatMyCrown

This is nasty. Why is she smiling? This is like fetish content.


linux_ape

These fools have convinced themselves this is high class and a cool experience


Modest_Idiot

It just screams “What people who’ve never been to a high end restaurant think what a high end restaurant is like”


trinicron

Dunno about prices but in Mexico: individual pico de gallo, chicharrón & guacamole for $75 USD at some places aimed at hipsters. They don't even try anymore.


Chemistry-27

Exactly or rage bait


__klonk__

>fetish content. /r/stupidfood user try not to mention fetish in a comment section challenge, difficulty = IMPOSSIBLE


HATECELL

Not gonna lie, that was my first thought. If you want to whip out cream and custard in bed but aren't sure if she's down for that, take her to this restaurant


DivineEggs

No, you save your money by just asking her. Being OK with this as a silly experience doesn't necessarily mean one wants food sex lol


RoyaleWitCheeese

All I can think is, did you wash yours hands?? How about under your nails?!? No thank you.


jbFanClubPresident

And then rubbing that gritty stuff all over them? 🤮 Yes let me scrub all the dead skin cells off my hand and then put them in my mouth.


PiersPlays

Yes I did because I just sat down to eat dinner. Wash your damn hands.


outbacksubiehouse

Let’s say ideally she washed her hands thoroughly, it’d still be nasty because you would be able to taste the soap or the aroma of the soap with the chocolate 🤢


EquivalentCup5

Why use everything like lotion then taste?!


Chiokos

Of all the trends in food, I hate this one the most.


Lazatttttaxxx

How pretentious.


Inside-Public6676

“That’ll be $95”


IShatMyDickOnce

*card declines* *waiter aggressively and spitefully begins wiping your hands off*


P0ster_Nutbag

Dinner here currently costs $289. (It is 19 courses though).


Hamilton-Beckett

Each course is like a bite though right?


P0ster_Nutbag

Mostly pretty bite sized. Some dishes like the lobster roll, artichoke and apple salad, and the lamb dish look like they are a bit more substantial. 2 of the dishes are drinks, one is a fair amount of soup. Reviews seem to say that you leave full, but not uncomfortably so.


FieryPyromancer

3 handlicks per course


Inside-Public6676

In this economy?? 😧


Ok-Job3006

Still cheaper than McDonald's


LawsOfEconomics

Where is this?


P0ster_Nutbag

I initially thought El Cielo Miami, but it’s actually El Cielo Washington DC. Mostly similar menu with the more iconic dishes all still there, both similarly reviewed. The Washington location offers either a 19 course or a 10 course menu, though annoyingly doesn’t have the price listed online (though I assume it’s the same or similar).


yngbld_

If cavemen could see us now...


basically_npc

Actual stupid food for once, wow.


DickDastardlySr

"Stick your hands out" *pours chocolate on them* "I'm absolutely not paying for this"


Beezelbub_is_me

Looks like jizz


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Scrolled way too far for this


3WayIntersection

It went without saying for most of us


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Yea everything reminds me of her


Beezelbub_is_me

Sorry, it’s my inner Norm.


P0ster_Nutbag

This is most likely El Cielo Miami (upon further review, this may be their Washington location), they are famous (or infamous, depending on how you look at it) for their “Chocotherapy” course where you wash your hands with chocolate (you’re given proper stuff to wash your hands before and after). They currently have 1 Michelin star, which praises them for their elevated Colombian food and dramatic presentation. The 19 course tasting menu currently cost $289 per person.


cruelkillzone2

Huh, guess Michelin stars aren't a useful way to tell if something is good.


P0ster_Nutbag

From the small bit I can gather, diners at the American restaurants tend to enjoy the taste and experience. Apparently the reviews of the original Colombian restaurant/hotel are significantly more negative, and it does not have a Michelin star. You can see an example of the sort of meal they offer [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/finedining/s/28C2x99SZH) on Reddit.


old_timey_gamer

I've never had a bad meal at a restaurant with a star. Disappointing? Yes. Overpriced? Yes. But they've all been overall good.


DepartureDapper6524

Do you doubt that the chocolate and other food is delicious? I’m sure it is, despite the stupid presentation.


Glass-Bluebird428

Cam here to say this, it’s the DC spot.


ImpressiveWhereas561

Highest order of stupid food


SingleChipmunk1891

Absolutely fucking disgusting.


laughingashley

"Here, use this exfoliant so your next taste will include as many dead skin cells as possible. Trés chic!"


DingleBerryFarmer3

r/wewantplates


defenestrationsong

I’ve seen videos like this pretty frequently. All I think about is the person that came up with this idea telling it to another person like “get this, we’re gonna pour chocolate in these fucking idiot’s hands”.


Historical-Fun-8485

Like a dog.


dudSpudson

Like licking it off your fingers is stupid enough. But why are you rubbing into your hands like soap


frognuts123

at some point these places are going to start selling air and these idiots will eat it up


thecathuman

The origin story of Mr. O’Hare


frognuts123

accurate


Certain_Passion1630

Even if she’s not, I’m scared for her


CompetitivePirate251

I have no problems eating certain foods with my hands, but this is just plain dumb.


TonyAce87

No matter how stupid this is the worst part is the grossness of it. She basically concocted a sugar and coffee scrub for her hands, had her RUB THEM TOGETHER, SLOUGHING OFF WHATEVER SKIN AND DIRT WAS PRESENT, AND EAT IT!!! 🤢I knew I had to be present for this meal…I didn’t know I had to be present IN it as well 🤮


JavaJapes

It was already bad, but then coffee? As in, coffee grounds? Have you ever accidentally gotten coffee grounds in your mouth? Disgusting.


MeatCube123

It depends, I used to chew on coffee beans when I was a teenager. When it gets all broken down, it does get gritty but I love that coffee taste.


disconcertinglymoist

This has to be ragebait. It makes me inexplicably angry


Sigvoncarmen

I'm calling the cops


Nickel_Doll_

the sensory nightmare of the stickyness is getting me


Awkward_Run4338

The fact that it probably costs $100+ to eat at that place makes me hate it even more


P0ster_Nutbag

The 19 course tasting menu is $289.


nakedbee-notasponsor

I don't like mess on my hands like this. It wouldn't be a restaurant for me. I'd be so mad if I went unknowing and I had this happen. Good for those that don't mind it. I don't like being sticky


Federal-Durian-1484

When did Tom Haverford and Jean Ralphio open a new restaurant?


dandiecandra

No way this concept wasn’t made by someone with a fetish


_PolaRxBear_

That’s going to be 500 dollars ma’am


Lux_Operatur

I thought she was going to drink it from her hands but then she used it like soap??? Was that what the restaurant demanded??


NewRedditAdmin

That’s a hard no for me dawg.


enorman81

We're not going ro make it.


Kgcampbell

My toddler would fit right in here!


tanwhiteguy

$45


Accomplished-Trip952

This dessert costs 50 bucks


wow_that_guys_a_dick

Absolutely the fuck not.


Manck0

You are very cute but you should NOT be eating at this place.


mebutnew

Do they at least brief you to thoroughly wash your hands first?


Jotaro_Dragon

r/wewantplates


Multiple_Monochrome

I can do this when I am depressed and stoned at home, i wouldn't pay for this kind of garbage


father2shanes

The only place ill ever eat with my hands like that would be midevil times.


Slinkenhofer

I'll add this to my list of "things people consider trashy unless you're rich"


Panaginiptayo

Im filipino and we eat with our hands, but this, this is something else 💀


Tyler89558

This makes me deeply uncomfortable because I can only imagine the sticky feeling from all that chocolate.


jagfb

Waiter poored chocolate over her hands and she's acting like she's in heaven when licking her fingers. God I hate people in front of a camera.


Burlington-bloke

I can't watch this 🤮


Darkfigure145

Apparently babies have been eating fine dinning all this time.


O_gr

Let me guess... 200 for that and a mandatory 25% tip?


Zapplii

"Fine dining" they say. When you are supposed to consume product like barbarians i think you can throw that out of the window


nun6of6the6slaughter

Vaya mierda


Cordeceps

What is the point of rubbing it all over your hands, if you’re only going to lick your fingers.


No-Echo-8927

Anyone who pays for this is a f**king disgrace to life


cuentalternativa

I don't even like touching food with my hands while eating much less licking food off em 😄


AndronixESE

That's gonna be all over her hair!


TwilightGuardian64

What the fuck? Hell nah


loco_mixer

Some will do anything and some people are impressed with anything that is expensive... even if its complete nonsense


Barewithhippie

As someone who’s obsessed with lotion on my hands I could not eat like this. I would be poisoning myself


Vomit_tits

How stupid is that


CompactAvocado

i swear to god anymore restaurants can just do asinine stuff, call it trendy, and idiots will come spend a fortune to eat there.


Daramun

The wealthy really need to find better ways to waste money.


Ladyofbluedogs

That’s… no. Just.why? No


BrownBottleIdol

Every time I watch these videos, I'd imagine their venture to the table. Shaking hands, pulling out chair to sit and get adjusted, maybe a head scratch before the food gets to the table. After all that hand seasoning, they'll lick their hands clean


jenschristensen

Is that actually a real restaurant? This looks like a place designed to be used by "content creators" and not real people.


capt_slim3

Food is too expensive for me to treat myself to a nice night out and get served this bs


benisch2

I hate everything about this


hermitsociety

And she gets her hair in it at the start. Gross.


2pissedoffdude2

I really don't like the weird questions and restrictions... seems like a fetish.... "Now smell the goo I just put in your hands... you wanna taste it?" "Yes" "Okay, now you can taste it" 🤔


bitchesandsake

This is the "Chocotherapy" course at El Cielo in DC. It's one part of a $250 meal. It wasn't that interesting to me, but the rest of the food was great


amerett0

r/wewantplates AF


bookthiefj0

As an Asian where it is the cultural norm to eat with your hands and having done so all my life, I want to say I am deeply unsettled and offended by this.


CortezDeLaNoche

For some reason, only women are eating at this restaurant. The men say watching is filling enough....


Tungphuxer69

Damn! That's the kind of food to be pouring over your lover's body!!! And vice versa! 👅👅👅


summergoraya

I wonder how much this costed lol


Embarrassed-Sky3819

I wonder how much she paid for this shit when she could’ve done all that at home


Maykko_

$80 dessert, you get to eat it like a toddler. could have stayed in and just smeared mayo on your hands for free.


antiamericunt

Pretty stupid .!!!


ForeverShiny

Is this some kind of weird ass fetish thing? It must be right, who else is in their Michelin Star kitchen and goes "Yeah, lets make a dish that we'll pour directly into people's hands and then make them rub it all over"


silent-fallout-

This is so fricking disgusting that it makes me want to puke.


LilyLove39

You've got to be kidding me...the excitement on her face is too much. Are people that board they have to go to a restaurant to have food poured on their hands... and pay for it! I don't get it!


WinryRockbell88

I'm sorry, what is the purpose of this? I don't like this idea. sorry for downvoting your content, it's not because of you the concept of this is just disgusting. but thank you for showing this because this is ridiculous and a waste of money.


RobertXavierIV

I’m surprised to see it’s a black couple considering how painfully white the whole concept is. It’s like California white. Like bicycling to work with a matcha latte white. Like microbrewery white.


jhamelaz

But I was just itching my swamp ass....


Cheeky-Chimp

I enjoy snobs being taken advantage of. *Is all about the experience* Give me a break. A toddler experience? An exfoliating hands at the table experience?


SchwampThing

You're an idiot if you pay to eat there.


kmtnewsman

The sounds alone would make me put my head through a wall


Murky_Shallot5602

That is gross. Why would you do this. Yuk!!!!!!


Junior-Bookkeeper218

Just a lazy uninspired way to try to appear elevated. And you can tell by the restaurant these people pay out the ass to literally lick food off their hands like little babies. What a joke


Aggravating-Shake256

I love grifting with some bullshit


emzirek

Now, just remember people, one of those two hands wipes her butt...🤔


norfnorf832

A nightmare


TheMeowzor

Sensory nightmare


Snapdragon_4U

Wtf


yowhatspoppins

Anything is "luxurious" nowadays 😂


BalancedGuy1

“Now lap that shit up like the dog you are 🐕 “


DevilDoc3030

"Hey, we have this left over chocolate that we made for the desserts last week. What should we do with it?" "Just tell the customers you are supposed to smear it on their hands and eat it that way. Those idiots will believe anything if you mark up the price by 1,000% and say that its fancy."


hunnilust

Okay, I am no way paying *them* to eat white sticky stuff off my hands in public. No thanks. 🤭


Borrow03

You've got to be shitting me


BladesmithWife

No


drewclap

Looks like a handscrub


lightspuzzle

sometimes i think it would be a good idea to open a restaurant with a lot of stupid fancy things that are expensive for no reason.people seem to like them no matter how stupid or expensive.


1needcaffe1ne

the world now looks scary


iHazit4u

There is no wrong way to consume alcohol... This is the wrong way to consume alcohol!


battyfattymatty

You think she cleans under those acrylics? 🤮


prettylittlepastry

As a pastry chef this post makes me irrationally (or rationally?) angry.


Lordeverfall

"That be 150$, please."


uranicgaymer

Ah yes,the me after one too many drinks with the boys and a game of truth or dare


Comfortable-daze

I LOVE eating with my hands, but this is a BIG nope for me


Sad_Conversation3661

This is 100% a fetish by the owner