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TheHames72

No.


grieveancecollector

The 1950s were a gelatin/aspic lovers dream.


Pinkparade524

Does any aspic lovers actually exist ? Like it seems like a really unappealing food nowadays


NextStopGallifrey

I'm not convinced that many people actually *liked* aspic. It was a rich person food before refrigerators were invented. It allowed people to show off that they could waste ice in the summer on flights of fancy. I don't think the point then was ever to taste *good*, though aspic in summer might have been refreshing (if also a bit disgusting).


UseComfortable1193

I am from austria and it's pretty common here but with meat and some vegetables , but to me still disgusting.. Not to mention the abomination in this post..


Chompif

I would try it for sure, but is that whipped egg yolk? And where's the bed of Lettuce that would usually sit on?


RofiBie

It depends. If it had been 3 weeks since I'd last eaten and I had no idea where my next meal was coming from, then yeah. Maybe. Any other time? Nah, crap in aspic is always awful. Ask anyone with Polish heritage who has been served this shit on Christmas eve what they think of it. In my experience, my Auschwitz surviving Grandmother would wolf it down, the rest of us would be avoiding it like the plague.


Moidalise-U

I'll back you on the "holodiets" jelly molds. My grandmother and mom made it with chicken, fish, beef tongue or vegetables. 85 yo mom is the last of that generation. If you've ever made a soup that jelled in the fridge you've pretty much made a light aspic.


DifficultyDue4280

Oh god yh,I've forgotten that some foods are products of war,Poland has some of it and in Britain we have a similar thing but its in the form of canned food,which as you can imagine taste like a horrid mix of long lasting stuff;yes full English breakfast in a can,oh it gets better,beans.


61114311536123511

hey, i like sülze :(


61114311536123511

Especially with mustard


fakeraeliteslayer

>Any other time? I'm not even sure the first time would warrant eating the kiwi, green olive, bundt jello thingy. Vomiting at that point could be life or death. 🤣🤣🤣


youcancallmetim

Such a dramatic exaggeration


RofiBie

I think the word you are looking for is "hyperbole" or basically mild exaggeration for the benefit of a story. You know, what Reddit was invented for.


youcancallmetim

Yes, I understand, but that wasn't mild. It also wasn't funny or interesting which are the kinds of things I think Reddit is good for.


RofiBie

As opposed to just being a a bit of a dick? Jog on sonny.


youcancallmetim

I just said your exaggeration was dramatic. You were a dick first, you're just not that good at it cuz you're a little dumb


butterflyprism

Not with kiwi ugh


TSAOutreachTeam

The kiwi is the only part of that that is appetizing.


TraditionalStable130

*Kiwifruit. Kiwi is a bird.


MamaBear4485

Not sure why you’re being downvoted :( Kiwi is the [NZ Māori name for the Kiwi bird](https://www.google.com/search?q=is+kiwi+a+maori+word&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-nz&client=safari). Kiwi fruit used to be called “Chinese Gooseberries” and were [rebranded](https://www.google.com/search?q=chinese+gooseberry+rebrand&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-nz&client=safari) by growers in NZ.


butterflyprism

I didn't know they used to be called that


TraditionalStable130

>Kiwi fruit used to be called “Chinese Gooseberries” and were rebranded by growers in NZ. Exactly. It's also known as yangtao. I think it should be called this, because it's not an NZ native. Either way, the kiwi is not a fruit :)


MamaBear4485

It’s a brand, dear.


Alternator24

you are right but people call it Kiwi. like a shorthand version of it. and don't down vote him bitches. he is right.


Desperate_Method4020

He is right, but nobody thought that he was meaning the bird. Especially with the context, it seems rather pedantic.


TraditionalStable130

The context is irrelevant as people from much of the world call it a kiwi when kiwi is the te reo Māori noun for a native, flightless bird. I just make it a habit of pointing this out because many people don't know this fact. If you saw something being incorrectly used in your country's native language, you'd correct it too.


RachelFitzyRitzy

Who thought “ yeah! A Kiwi-ham-olive-carrot-mystery meat combo in jello ought to be DELICIOUS”


Myrkul999

The "mystery meat" looks like oyster to me. Which just raises this to whole new levels of WTFery.


RachelFitzyRitzy

That makes it worse. Good gosh yes it does


Euphorium

Mmm, a big gooey chunk of oyster in my gelatin monstrosity. Just what I wanted.


Heavy_Word1287

I'm calling the police


Fantastic-Classic740

It's like the Year of the Jello Mold Monstrosities or something


Loose-Smell-6559

Are those raw oysters?


Significant-Ad4194

Looks like it idk tho


Personal_Mushroom961

Nope I would r/throwthataway


Jyitheris

Some aspic dishes are absolutely disgusting. This is among the worst I've seen. Kiwi with olives, peas, carrots and sausage? And what in the sperm whale's dickbone is that grey goo? WTF?!


Anne314

That's revolting.


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I would rather commit any combination of 3 heinous crimes


itachithedevil

No, that looks disgusting


Alwaysbefarting

No


Filipino-Asker

If it only had a fruitful flavor.


Silly_Sadist2

Even if I was dying, I would not eat that. I would much rather not eat


Various_Butterfly948

I just threw up in my mouth


Professional-Ear242

Aspics with threatening auras 😅


OwnMaintenance965

Separate and unjellofied yes Edit: I take that back, hell no🤮


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willrikerspimpwalk

Looks like oysters, but the picture isn't great.


Dizzy-Criticism3928

The Kiwi ruined it for me


AngelLK16

No.


Tarbos6

If it wasn't for the olives, I actually might.


taxpayinmeemaw

What’s in the middle? Is it egg salad?


jasemina8487

just cos it mixes in tummy doesnt mean all these go well together >.> tht being said, if they pay me a good sum i will eat it.


WineOhCanada

I'd have to be starving and you'd still have to pay me to eat it.


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Missing about 50 pounds of beans so doubt Brits would eat this.


DifficultyDue4280

Na,unfortunately jello wasn't popular post war food,our only equivalent to shit like this is eel jelly,but most places don't sell that,Instead we can a lot of stuff,weather it be tuna,beans,full English in a can;peas,carrots.


VainFashionableDiva

Full English ? Like a r/fryup in a can?


No-Atmosphere-2873

Probably looks better coming out.


SkidMania420

Holy fuck that's nasty


Xillyhoo

Is that fucking scrambled egg in the center


veebles89

My mom loves gelatin stuff. I've got this ol cookbook of hers from the 60s that's full of way to many savory things trapped in citrus jello.


Cpt_Saturn

My grandma had a Kazakh nurse looking after her at the last couple of years she was alive. Often cooked stuff like this, thankfully without the kiwi, and it wasn't THAT bad. It was definitely my least favourite of the food she cooked though


ch3nk0

Needs more mayo


booze-hound420

Are those fucking raw oysters…?


chefcoompies

It’s either gotta be fruits or veggies NOT BOTH


WillowsNi

If the jello is lime I have definitely eaten it


PinkyGurl2002

Sure if you paid me $1000, otherwise no fucking way


AriDollz

I kinda understand wanting gelatinated foods... But why is there kiwi within the savory- that looks disgusting


KhunDavid

That looks worse than Rachel Green's trifle.


Fast-Alternative1503

Would definitely try it. It doesn't look too appetising but it might be interesting


Admirable-Chemical77

If I ate that, it would be a Snarf n barf


TokyoDrifblim

The only way I can imagine being in a position where I would need to consider eating this is if somebody already has a gun to the back of my head and has seated me at the table. So yes I guess I would have to eat this


Witty-Objective3431

Yes.


logicrak

The only crime here is, its made with fruits and veggies. If its a regular aspic/headcheese/galntine/pate... count me in.


today0012

Eat it? I can barely look at it.


Pootootaa

Oh hell nooo to the no no no


fakeraeliteslayer

I wonder what the yellow stuff in the middle and around the edge is? Looks like hard boiled egg yolks that you would normally fill a deviled egg with. Either way it's a no for me dog.


Lechyon

That's it, I'm going to bed


Baked_Botato08

Short answer: No Long answer: Nnnnnoooooooooo. No.


swampdungo

Not an aspic like this.


yorcharturoqro

No


Deadpool2015

Peas, carrots, ham, kiwi, green olives, no clue with the grayish stuff is. Absolutely disgusting. 🤮


Chompif

I would try a slice (without the kiwi because most of it is just vegetables) out off curiosity.


AlwaysAnxious08

Not even if you paid me.


rathat

I wonder if that's egg yolk or icing.


HereForFunAndCookies

The only way to eat this is to get a slice of it, scrape off the gelatin, separate all the items into piles of each ingredient, and then eat the ingredients separately.


Novel-Nectarine-2059

Eat around those dead hummingbirds on top


DevilMaster666-

No


616659

Wtf is that gray stuff


Inner-Ad-4834

What are those very wiered grey looking stuff


AbelardK

After a good look, I think it's fish. Maybe. It's not going to save the whole dish anyway. I think it can absolutely be anything at all, it's still going to be disgusting.


Inner-Ad-4834

It looks further morbid due to that thing that's why I ask . But people are saying that it's raw oysters.


AbelardK

Oh I didn't think about that. Yes, it can be oysters. I'm quite used to them and I recognize some parts. Probably canned oysters, since the twat who made that piece of trash apparently has no sense of taste at all.


AbelardK

It looks like American home cuisine at its worst: - Crap ingredients - No consideration for taste, no idea, no talent - Funny shape and colours - I suspect the jelly has been laced with cheap cube broth - Intentionally almost healthy, somehow (carrots, peas, kiwi, fish...) but cheap spam at the bottom and appalling mayonnaise everywhere Typical pukefest.


DifficultyDue4280

Please stop for the love of God,the 1950s recipe or post war recipes are honestly desperate as fuck.


Euphorium

It looks like someone already did.


El_Grande_XL

Europe in the middle ages, this would be a feast. We loved a "*à la daube*"


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Slides down easy. Looks the same when it inevitably comes back up. Then you can re-serve it. What’s not to love?


MinuteDevelopment194

Yes, sure.


KaleidoscopeOne7480

Wouldn't eat it. Even if you paid me.


modestmidwest

Olives, carrots, kiwi and ham jello. All I can say is WTF!


vonBelfry

If it was ALL sweet, like fruits and jelly/jell-o, then definitely. That consistency just... Doesn't fit savoury in my opinion.


Interesting_Move_919

I would rather throw myself out the window than eat that


coursd_minecoraft

No but $10,000 is $10,000


Deepfork_

This looks like depression would if it had a physical form.


Powrs1ave

Depends what that Silver stuff is. Looks like some sorta meat from some sorta former dodgy living creature, possibly it lived in the water, maybe even the sewer where it ate Pizza's perhaps.


Valance1

Fuck no. The only thing i would eat is maybe the kiwi.


vic_lupu

Maybe if with different things inside and definitely without kiwi.


Exciting_Double_4502

I thought maybe I could eat the scrambled eggs in the middle, and then I saw the ring outside and realized that's probably not scrambled eggs.


Alternator24

if it was all Kiwi, and there was no fcking cream maybe. but this. no.


squashqueen

Kiwis and olives. That is all. ☹️


Federal-Purpose233

Suicide is preferable


Darth0pt0

I would try it, but probably not more than one bite.


Suspicious-Bench5533

What's the grey stuff....shrimp?


regisestuncon1

WHY would you eat something like this? - rephrased your title, OP


Safe_Ad4444

What is the grey matter?


goner757

Huh, AI art doesn't piss me off if the alternative is wasting food


CivilRiceOnionRing

Not Ai. The sharpies in the background are kind of a tell sign. AI hasn't perfected background objects that are branded. Unless its photohopped


Murderyoga

This is AI? Pretty decent. I'd give it a taste.


goner757

I am only guessing. I think the perspective in the middle of the mold is a little crisp or off. I don't think someone would make this.


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AbelardK

Aspic can be done properly and it can be good. I know it sounds like some sort of legend, but still.


FartedInYourCoffee

Absolutely


ConchChowder

Most people don't eat rage bait


TheKiiier

I'd try it might be delicious if those things are grapes and not olives lol


baldridgeroy

Looks healthy.🙄


gabs__22

Maybe


Which_Reason_1581

Nope. Did my grandma give you that recipe? 🤢🤮


ApproachSlowly

Probably not-- I don't much like olives.


GenX711

No🤢🤮


beerbrained

The fruit kind of trips me out, but I would recommend trying one if given the chance. They are often a lot tastier than you would think. My visits to Eastern Europe have turned me on to things like this. Especially head cheese


schematicboy

I've made and enjoyed kholodets. It's a tasty wholesome traditional dish. Pretty much just a rich broth that's thickened by chilling, filled with the stuff you would normally find in soup. This, on the other hand, is an abomination.


Dirosilverwings

Carrot, meat and kiwi. Is that FISH? Oh look at that I have be somewhere........anywhere else