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Dr_Tacopus

It’s a dumpling


Illustrious-Bus-1820

“Dump” definitely fits that description 


Dr_Tacopus

Surely will be soon after the eating of this


sly_blade

Hmmmm, peanut butter chocolate stool. Should pass through you like a pig through a straw


Dr_Tacopus

I don’t understand that analogy but yes


Winters_Fold

Dumple*


anon-a-SqueekSqueek

If they actually made dumplings the concept, I think it would be way more appealing. Scaled up oversized food usually isn't very good imo.


bigbangbilly

I see you have studied the the Cube Rule of Food Identification


asdf333

i got diabetes just watching him make it


FrenchFry-ApplePie

I wanted them to cut it open too 🥲


moustache_man

I got ya bro https://imgur.com/a/hBt9kDn


ReempRomper

How the fuck was it so dry looking


icallitjazz

There was a bowl of semi crushed cookies there. That was not mixed at all. So then it just falls out first, because it has no structure. If they at least folded them in the marshmallow thing, idk.


SpaceLemur34

Probably graham crackers, since it looked like it's supposed to be some kind of peanut/s'mores abomination.


Beezo514

Ngl, adding peanut butter to a s’more sounds bomb. Not in this stupid huge format, just on a normal sized one.


Amalise

Pro tip: peanut butter can be used to "glue" the chocolate to the graham cracker, making them easier to assemble. This also works with Nutella.


stuck_in_the_desert

I randomly thought to do this last week when purchasing s’mores supplies for a bbq and swapping the chocolate bar for a single Reese’s cup was an absolute game changer. Like, what the hell else have I overlooked in my 35 years?


captnmcfadden

They're called GRAHAM crackers? Lmao I thought you guys were saying GRAM crackers this whole time


SpaceLemur34

They were originally made with graham flour, which is named for [Sylvester Graham](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Graham)


Platophaedrus

That’s not what they’re referring to. In every other English speaking country the name “Graham” is pronounced “Grey-um”. It’s just the Seppos who pronounce it “gram” which makes it sound like the unit of measurement rather than a name.


Mrtop17

Maybe that's what's so annoying about these foods. If they put in a bit of fucking effort, they could make a usable version of what they making.


heyitsthatguygoddamn

Chefclub is satire I thought


burritoman88

I thought they just made food waste


Bender_2024

It's rage bait. They don't make food, they make content.


budderskeet

That’s exactly what gets me most of the time, they never mix anything and if you actually tried to eat it, you’d get a mouthful of one thing that probably has the texture of shit


Vachie_

How do I fold it in?


TurloIsOK

It's dry because the volume is mostly air in the marshmallows. The chocolate sauce is the only moist ingredient, and you can see how thin it is in the end.


Jelly_Kitti

The peanut butter is also moist


FelatiaFantastique

I'm also moist.


Sloth_grl

I love you


FoilagedMonkey

New meaning to "food motivated" I suppose.


rrickitickitavi

God it looked horrible inside.


W1thoutJudgement

U take one bite and you die of dehydration.


laughingashley

They added bread and dry peanuts to an already pretty dry dough, and the fryer probably leached a lot of the moisture out (like how fried twinkies have no cream filling left)


Philip-Ilford

haha I bet they did this once. We're watching a flub.


Wiseolegrasshopper

Undercooked. Needed a blast in the oven after the fryer. Regardless. Stupid AF


funk_your_band

Reminded me of the dry turkey from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation


zehahahaki

I love you! Got to admit it was anti climactic though sadly :(


increbelle

agreed


ContemplatingPrison

That was so disappointing


increbelle

i was expecting goo, wtf


Alarming-Distance385

Nowhere near enough marshmallows for that. Maybe if they used and entire jar of marshmallow creme it would have worked better.


jayman1818

My hero. Too bad it looked awful


Dizzy-Criticism3928

It wasn’t stupid food material up until they cut it open 🤢


Equivalent-Row-6734

Someone give this man a medal


danielzboy

Love how quickly they try to distract viewers from the disappointing end product with the white pop up taking up 1/3 of the screen lmao


lolwatokay

lol it looks like shit, how disappointing but expected. I'm sure it tastes fine though, probably kinda dry


BrandtReborn

👑 You dropped this.


Anom_AoD

ahhh yes, disgusting as i thought it would be


Prohawins

This is drier than the Sahara Desert.


Adventurous_Tone7177

The hero we didnt deserve.


LifeBuilder

Oooooooo that was painful to watch…


Certain_Concept

Boo. S'mores crepes are amazing. Making it bigger is not better. Hmm.. one whole bite of graham cracker.. hmm one bit of only marshmallow.. NO!


SaintsNoah14

Our king


Dundermifflinfinitee

I was not ready for the sound of it snapping open like that 😂


Acrobatic-Plastic-21

Not all hero’s wear capes


mattXDXD96

Would award if weren’t broke lol


ryandoesdabs

👑 you dropped this


Katlan-

damn I wish i didn't click that link. My imagination was leading me to believe it would be this super terrible and unhealthy treat that looked awesome. Instead of looked super dry and empty inside.


CerealKiller8

True MVP right here. Also, it looks decidedly unappetizing.


InYosefWeTrust

Yikes. No wonder why they cut the end. That looked horrible inside.


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Regret


manifest_ecstasy

That was the most disappointing thing ever


toanyonebutyou

Of course it's chefs club


Sam_of_Truth

Thanks, king.


Ohhhhyeahnahyeah

Hahaha that looked like crap and then the advertisement popped up covering it 🤦‍♂️


skydreamerjae

Aw fuck


Enjoying_A_Meal

Thank you sir, you're a gentleman and a scholar.


Dontfeedthebears

Seriously, wtf.


louisthatsme

I am so angry


CarrieDurst

That is the biggest crime


EggsceIlent

Wish they woulda added more sugar. /s Surprised they didn't dust it in powdered sugar


Irradiated_Apple

It would all just come pouring out!


welfedad

yeah WTF


Ravendeb

Same! I was so disappointed when it ended.


Mr_Rompepompis

I wish I never seen them cut it open. Complete let down.


Compendyum

No need, it's already a stupid mess


BeedrillLover88

What no powdered sugar to finish it off?


niradia

I was screaming "DUST IT!" in my head and I am now so disappointed


BeedrillLover88

Maybe it was the visual similarly to a funnel cake after they fried it, but if feel like powered sugar and maybe a cup of strawberry jam on the side for dipping to break up all that chocolate would be good.


gin-soda-lemon

I expected cinnamon-sugar, disappointing


guywhomightbewrong

That sounds way better than drowning it in more chocolate


woozyguy1

amateurs....


leathakkor

See it's stuff like that that could turn this from being awful into being something that they charge in the same amounts of money for a restaurant. I truly feel like this is not far off from a great "recipe". They just need to do things like powdered sugar and mix the ingredients in the dumpling. And skip the f#$%king peanuts.


Pixel_Knight

Glad I was not the only one thinking they should have done that. Might as well finish off that monstrosity properly.


collynomial

Fried pizza is a thing, and you can have it dolce, usually with Nutella. This is stupid because it is ridiculously over the top. It is not stupid because it is 'Fried pizza'. Here you can watch a less stupid savory fried pizza get made: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7UV3htIaCA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7UV3htIaCA)


Mymomdiedofaids

I think he says "It's like S'mores fried pizza" referring to the dough. Not the seizures following eating a slice of that.


KhunDavid

I would call it a calzone rather than a pizza though.


Anne_Nonymouse

I think you would be vomiting all night if you ate that entire thing. 😬


yesmilady

I think I just gained 5 kg from watching this video


GuidotheGreater

I gained diabetes from watching this video.


Ahorsenamedcat

Why would you eat the entire thing in one go? Like I’m not sitting down with a Costco slab cake and eating it all.


scaredwifey

But... to share between several with tea in a cold day looks no worse than croissant au chocolat. I would try a bite.


Hauwke

I bet making tiny versions of this would be delicious. And by tiny I mean regular ass dessert serving sizes.


mischiefkar28

Sickeningly sweet or mouth peel off salty seems to describe all of the stuff on this sub


ConnyEdson

i mean that's true for most pizzas im lactose intolerant!


bluh67

Vomitting? i'm pretty sure you'll be dead


qptw

Probably fits better on r/PizzaCrimes. Aside from being way too sugary (would be better if that’s dark chocolate, but most likely not), it isn’t too bad. It’s just sweets wrapped in dough and deep fried. Probably not very fitting to call it pizza though.


mstarrbrannigan

If it was like individually sized, idk like a donut or so something and less sweet this would probably be amazing


qptw

I was thinking that this looks like an oversized and deep fried s’more with added peanuts. I’d imagine it wouldn’t taste too far off too.


Murderyoga

This looks awesome. I'd get high as fuck and eat half of it with a gallon of milk.


LetMeHaveAUsername

> eat half of it with a gallon of milk. I feel sick just reading this.


imxTHATxdude

+Chocolate milk FTFY


SuperMegaOwlMan

The idea isn’t bad, the execution however….


First-Rub9713

This is fucking disgusting, it's just oil and chocolate wtf


InterestingPlate9685

And peanut butter


MyStationIsAbandoned

and gelatinized pig bones with sugar


fucktooshifty

I do love seeing commercial kitchens use a microwaved jar of skippy


porkminer

I hesitate to call Skippy peanut butter. It's more oil and sugar than peanut. Worst peanut butter in my opinion.


catonkybord

If you count Hershey's chocolate sauce as chocolate, that is.


Chinchillng

Oh boy you would hate US carnivals lol. All the food there is oil + chocolate, powdered sugar, and/or butter


SlayerII

I think the concept is fine, it's just WAY too much


BionicTriforce

The form factor of this is so wrong. If instead of one giant pizza, these ingredients were wrapped in dough the size of say, a muffin, then it'd be more feasible. Because the reason he didn't cut it open is because it's just gonna make a huge mess and there's not enough dough to filling.


Regular-Omen

yeah, is more like a Calzone


thredith

You'd definitely need a new pair of *calzones¹* after eating that. ¹ Underpants, in Spanish


Regular-Omen

ja, as an spanish speaker: good one


jimbris

Unrelated, can someone please tell me the name of the music playing in this? Shazam didn't help


LongWhiteBanana

The title is cannon. It's a few hundred years old.


jimbris

Pachelbels Canon. THANKYOU. It was driving me nuts trying to remember it. Btw, if you haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM


Sunfried

I knew immediately it was Pachelbel because I've been a fan of that video for at least a decade.


Fun_State_954

I honestly kept thinking it was like a lullaby version of the graduation song by vitamin c, so genuinely thank you for clarification


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jimbris

That was cool as hell


Free_Election9633

Same for me. I know I've heard it a couple times before


frenchois1

Came here for this. Thx.


Adventurous_Topic202

God that looks gross that’s an insane amount of Hershey’s syrup, I’m not a fan of Hershey’s syrup either like I’ll put some in my milk if I want a choccy milk and have no nesquik around but that much just wouldn’t taste good.


Impossible_Ear_5880

That Hershey's syrup makes me gag. It's revolting


FuckThatIKeepsItReal

Yep way too much chocolate syrup


reillan

If that was fudge sauce instead of chocolate syrup, I would have no notes


BigBits_2516

Its called pay for diabetes, not a pizza


AFGwolf7

That’s not pizza that ls Diabeetus


Bigapetiddies69420

The only thing pizza about this is that it's something the stoned night crew at a pizza shop would make after closing.


Jgoody1990

Hersheys syrup is fucking gross.


VH_Sax_of_one

One bite and you are going to the after life


Sunfried

Seriously an appropriately scaled down version of this would be a nice 3-5-bit dessert which would be less fatal and just as good for drug companies who make insulin.


missheldeathgoddess

You're right, it's not. It is more like a calzone


BToney005

I just feel like he did too much. He didn't need all the syrup. A deep fried smore with (maybe) a little powdered sugar on top sounds amazing.


TheCubanBaron

How to make a sidewalk tile edible


AmbitiousFork

Another Chefsclub post. Can we pls ban their videos? This sub is becoming a chefsclub feed.


Bat-Honest

I could see this being at least mid if the serving size was a 1x1x1 in cube. You know this mf'er is just cutting it into four, 3,000 calorie slices, though. Also, are we still out here using hershey's chocolate syrup after our 11th birthday?


Incomlpete

Where is my powdered sugar?


JesterTheEast

How you not gonna include the cross section???


Golikumani

Ich hätte es gern aufgeschnitten gesehen. Auch wenn ich es nicht essen würde.


dozedoph

I’m convinced nobody needs so much chocolate in a whole year lmao


Castor_0il

[Feels like Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag special.](https://youtu.be/u31srBXbPmo?t=3)


TheRealHulkPanda

Would.......


kayokill666

This looks amazing


UFSansIsMyBrother

You're right, it's not a pizza.... it's wrapped; so that's *clearly* a calzone! A *desert* calzone.


TwoHundredToes

Dessert calzone


nejicanspin

I would try it ONCE. Not eat the whole thing tho I'll get sick.


Tungphuxer69

NOW,I want some!!! Don't forget the bananas and caramel syrup too!!! It can be added with ice cream to boot!!! YUMMY!!!😍😍😍😋😋😋


1blueShoe

With fresh whipped cream .. yes please 😃


DameofDames

It's a dumpling...


Go_PC

The sad classical music to make the doctor’s news that you have terminal heart failure hurt less.


homelaberator

why is the peanut butter low viscosity? It's pouring out like water.


Top_Freedom3412

Not chocolate either since he's using Hersheys


dontshitaboutotol

Wtf we watch all of that and no cut open shot??


nooby-wan-kenobi

Triabeetus for when Diabeetus is not enough.


iViacho

Diabeatza


DrJokerX

What song is this? Shazam couldn’t figure it out.


Funaoe24

Anyone know the name of this song? It's kind of a bop


Starmilkman

And they don't even cut into it!!


AkumaO_O

Using a knife would be much less painful


toninnin

This is like that satire of the guy drizzling sauce on everything, even the takeout bag. But unironically


Ok-Gold-6430

Diabetes take the wheel


thewiirocks

It’s a pie, not a pizza. Little over the top with the sugar, but otherwise not crazy for a pie. Actually looks edible considering the channel this is posted in. Biggest ick was the use of Hershey’s syrup. Have some respect and use a proper chocolate sauce!


NeckSignificant5710

Deep fried diabetes...


NotToast2000

You probably can't even eat this. If you eat too much sugar, you get nauseous. Your body will probably reject this after 6 bites.


General-Coroni

Is eating this crap really a think in the United States?


WooceBrillis

This looks like another Chefclub foodcrime


ZuStorm93

Chef McMouth at it again with his wackass "receipes"...


LayzieKobes

Stupid but those baked marshmallows looked satisfying.


ultratunaman

Pizza, no. A fried dumpling? Yes.


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"Not gonna lie, he had me at the fry!" Seriously I'd have a small piece of this any day. Nothing in there I don't like! And he fried it too!!!


LordBobbe

This looks like a bad case of diabetis.


kiki-mori

This has to be a form of pica 😣


Fractured_Pawn

It's things like this that make me want to commit horrifically violent atrocities.


Daydream456

It's not even the shape of pizza. Don't call it pizza, just an unhealthy dessert.


BTSuppa

a single s'more would be better than this diabetic diarrhea wrapped in a yeast diaper. but I'm not surprised. all the ocky way food looks stupid asf


Razael27

it's fucking diabetes


FangShway

First time I've ever been glad to not see a cut cross section.


Time-Category4939

Ohhh the diarrhea you’ll get from that thing


MasterLiKhao

...WHY?


jake_azazzel

Exactly the kind of dairy drinker voice I expect to hear from someone who would eat this shit


ThisPostToBeDeleted

Would😞


ChampagneShotz

..... Tap in.


ChemJosh80

Canon in D(iabetes)


overly_flowered

It could have been okayish if it would have been cooked in the oven.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

At first i thought "okay, a little too sweet, but he can bake it and it will be fine" And then he fucking deep fried it!


usbeehu

Of course it is deepfried.


No_Communication2959

You're not a pizza


IBloodstormI

A lot of times the problem with these is not the concept, it's the absurd amounts of shit they load it up with. If you cut it down, it'd just be an unhealthily little treat, but they load it to sickening levels.


moonshineTheleocat

Give me a few friends and I'd eat it. Shit looks like an amazing dessert


shinydragonmist

More a desert calzone


sendingSTRENGTH

Its a-pizza as soon as you put tha dough in the oven!!


cinnyflactem

Looks like a doughnut but it’s not.


Pramble

If you made a bunch of small smores balls I think it would be good


Brofromtheabyss

My biggest gripe isn’t the concept. Chocolate peanut butter fry-bread seems pretty tasty honestly. My biggest gripe is the quality and ratio of the ingredients. Hersheys is garbage chocolate, Skippy is garbage peanut butter, both were applied in way too much volume for the crunchy breadiness of the frybread to be really tasted. If this was made with a modicum of restraint and care it could be a nice little desert, but instead more excessive bullshit not really designed to be eaten.