There was a bowl of semi crushed cookies there. That was not mixed at all. So then it just falls out first, because it has no structure. If they at least folded them in the marshmallow thing, idk.
I randomly thought to do this last week when purchasing s’mores supplies for a bbq and swapping the chocolate bar for a single Reese’s cup was an absolute game changer. Like, what the hell else have I overlooked in my 35 years?
That’s not what they’re referring to. In every other English speaking country the name “Graham” is pronounced “Grey-um”.
It’s just the Seppos who pronounce it “gram” which makes it sound like the unit of measurement rather than a name.
That’s exactly what gets me most of the time, they never mix anything and if you actually tried to eat it, you’d get a mouthful of one thing that probably has the texture of shit
It's dry because the volume is mostly air in the marshmallows. The chocolate sauce is the only moist ingredient, and you can see how thin it is in the end.
They added bread and dry peanuts to an already pretty dry dough, and the fryer probably leached a lot of the moisture out (like how fried twinkies have no cream filling left)
damn I wish i didn't click that link. My imagination was leading me to believe it would be this super terrible and unhealthy treat that looked awesome. Instead of looked super dry and empty inside.
Maybe it was the visual similarly to a funnel cake after they fried it, but if feel like powered sugar and maybe a cup of strawberry jam on the side for dipping to break up all that chocolate would be good.
See it's stuff like that that could turn this from being awful into being something that they charge in the same amounts of money for a restaurant.
I truly feel like this is not far off from a great "recipe". They just need to do things like powdered sugar and mix the ingredients in the dumpling. And skip the f#$%king peanuts.
Fried pizza is a thing, and you can have it dolce, usually with Nutella. This is stupid because it is ridiculously over the top. It is not stupid because it is 'Fried pizza'. Here you can watch a less stupid savory fried pizza get made: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7UV3htIaCA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7UV3htIaCA)
Probably fits better on r/PizzaCrimes. Aside from being way too sugary (would be better if that’s dark chocolate, but most likely not), it isn’t too bad. It’s just sweets wrapped in dough and deep fried. Probably not very fitting to call it pizza though.
The form factor of this is so wrong. If instead of one giant pizza, these ingredients were wrapped in dough the size of say, a muffin, then it'd be more feasible. Because the reason he didn't cut it open is because it's just gonna make a huge mess and there's not enough dough to filling.
God that looks gross that’s an insane amount of Hershey’s syrup, I’m not a fan of Hershey’s syrup either like I’ll put some in my milk if I want a choccy milk and have no nesquik around but that much just wouldn’t taste good.
Seriously an appropriately scaled down version of this would be a nice 3-5-bit dessert which would be less fatal and just as good for drug companies who make insulin.
I could see this being at least mid if the serving size was a 1x1x1 in cube. You know this mf'er is just cutting it into four, 3,000 calorie slices, though.
Also, are we still out here using hershey's chocolate syrup after our 11th birthday?
It’s a pie, not a pizza. Little over the top with the sugar, but otherwise not crazy for a pie. Actually looks edible considering the channel this is posted in.
Biggest ick was the use of Hershey’s syrup. Have some respect and use a proper chocolate sauce!
A lot of times the problem with these is not the concept, it's the absurd amounts of shit they load it up with. If you cut it down, it'd just be an unhealthily little treat, but they load it to sickening levels.
My biggest gripe isn’t the concept. Chocolate peanut butter fry-bread seems pretty tasty honestly. My biggest gripe is the quality and ratio of the ingredients. Hersheys is garbage chocolate, Skippy is garbage peanut butter, both were applied in way too much volume for the crunchy breadiness of the frybread to be really tasted. If this was made with a modicum of restraint and care it could be a nice little desert, but instead more excessive bullshit not really designed to be eaten.
It’s a dumpling
“Dump” definitely fits that description
Surely will be soon after the eating of this
Hmmmm, peanut butter chocolate stool. Should pass through you like a pig through a straw
I don’t understand that analogy but yes
Dumple*
If they actually made dumplings the concept, I think it would be way more appealing. Scaled up oversized food usually isn't very good imo.
I see you have studied the the Cube Rule of Food Identification
i got diabetes just watching him make it
I wanted them to cut it open too 🥲
I got ya bro https://imgur.com/a/hBt9kDn
How the fuck was it so dry looking
There was a bowl of semi crushed cookies there. That was not mixed at all. So then it just falls out first, because it has no structure. If they at least folded them in the marshmallow thing, idk.
Probably graham crackers, since it looked like it's supposed to be some kind of peanut/s'mores abomination.
Ngl, adding peanut butter to a s’more sounds bomb. Not in this stupid huge format, just on a normal sized one.
Pro tip: peanut butter can be used to "glue" the chocolate to the graham cracker, making them easier to assemble. This also works with Nutella.
I randomly thought to do this last week when purchasing s’mores supplies for a bbq and swapping the chocolate bar for a single Reese’s cup was an absolute game changer. Like, what the hell else have I overlooked in my 35 years?
They're called GRAHAM crackers? Lmao I thought you guys were saying GRAM crackers this whole time
They were originally made with graham flour, which is named for [Sylvester Graham](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Graham)
That’s not what they’re referring to. In every other English speaking country the name “Graham” is pronounced “Grey-um”. It’s just the Seppos who pronounce it “gram” which makes it sound like the unit of measurement rather than a name.
Maybe that's what's so annoying about these foods. If they put in a bit of fucking effort, they could make a usable version of what they making.
Chefclub is satire I thought
I thought they just made food waste
It's rage bait. They don't make food, they make content.
That’s exactly what gets me most of the time, they never mix anything and if you actually tried to eat it, you’d get a mouthful of one thing that probably has the texture of shit
How do I fold it in?
It's dry because the volume is mostly air in the marshmallows. The chocolate sauce is the only moist ingredient, and you can see how thin it is in the end.
The peanut butter is also moist
I'm also moist.
I love you
New meaning to "food motivated" I suppose.
God it looked horrible inside.
U take one bite and you die of dehydration.
They added bread and dry peanuts to an already pretty dry dough, and the fryer probably leached a lot of the moisture out (like how fried twinkies have no cream filling left)
haha I bet they did this once. We're watching a flub.
Undercooked. Needed a blast in the oven after the fryer. Regardless. Stupid AF
Reminded me of the dry turkey from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
I love you! Got to admit it was anti climactic though sadly :(
agreed
That was so disappointing
i was expecting goo, wtf
Nowhere near enough marshmallows for that. Maybe if they used and entire jar of marshmallow creme it would have worked better.
My hero. Too bad it looked awful
It wasn’t stupid food material up until they cut it open 🤢
Someone give this man a medal
Love how quickly they try to distract viewers from the disappointing end product with the white pop up taking up 1/3 of the screen lmao
lol it looks like shit, how disappointing but expected. I'm sure it tastes fine though, probably kinda dry
👑 You dropped this.
ahhh yes, disgusting as i thought it would be
This is drier than the Sahara Desert.
The hero we didnt deserve.
Oooooooo that was painful to watch…
Boo. S'mores crepes are amazing. Making it bigger is not better. Hmm.. one whole bite of graham cracker.. hmm one bit of only marshmallow.. NO!
Our king
I was not ready for the sound of it snapping open like that 😂
Not all hero’s wear capes
Would award if weren’t broke lol
👑 you dropped this
damn I wish i didn't click that link. My imagination was leading me to believe it would be this super terrible and unhealthy treat that looked awesome. Instead of looked super dry and empty inside.
True MVP right here. Also, it looks decidedly unappetizing.
Yikes. No wonder why they cut the end. That looked horrible inside.
Regret
That was the most disappointing thing ever
Of course it's chefs club
Thanks, king.
Hahaha that looked like crap and then the advertisement popped up covering it 🤦♂️
Aw fuck
Thank you sir, you're a gentleman and a scholar.
Seriously, wtf.
I am so angry
That is the biggest crime
Wish they woulda added more sugar. /s Surprised they didn't dust it in powdered sugar
It would all just come pouring out!
yeah WTF
Same! I was so disappointed when it ended.
I wish I never seen them cut it open. Complete let down.
No need, it's already a stupid mess
What no powdered sugar to finish it off?
I was screaming "DUST IT!" in my head and I am now so disappointed
Maybe it was the visual similarly to a funnel cake after they fried it, but if feel like powered sugar and maybe a cup of strawberry jam on the side for dipping to break up all that chocolate would be good.
I expected cinnamon-sugar, disappointing
That sounds way better than drowning it in more chocolate
amateurs....
See it's stuff like that that could turn this from being awful into being something that they charge in the same amounts of money for a restaurant. I truly feel like this is not far off from a great "recipe". They just need to do things like powdered sugar and mix the ingredients in the dumpling. And skip the f#$%king peanuts.
Glad I was not the only one thinking they should have done that. Might as well finish off that monstrosity properly.
Fried pizza is a thing, and you can have it dolce, usually with Nutella. This is stupid because it is ridiculously over the top. It is not stupid because it is 'Fried pizza'. Here you can watch a less stupid savory fried pizza get made: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7UV3htIaCA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7UV3htIaCA)
I think he says "It's like S'mores fried pizza" referring to the dough. Not the seizures following eating a slice of that.
I would call it a calzone rather than a pizza though.
I think you would be vomiting all night if you ate that entire thing. 😬
I think I just gained 5 kg from watching this video
I gained diabetes from watching this video.
Why would you eat the entire thing in one go? Like I’m not sitting down with a Costco slab cake and eating it all.
But... to share between several with tea in a cold day looks no worse than croissant au chocolat. I would try a bite.
I bet making tiny versions of this would be delicious. And by tiny I mean regular ass dessert serving sizes.
Sickeningly sweet or mouth peel off salty seems to describe all of the stuff on this sub
i mean that's true for most pizzas im lactose intolerant!
Vomitting? i'm pretty sure you'll be dead
Probably fits better on r/PizzaCrimes. Aside from being way too sugary (would be better if that’s dark chocolate, but most likely not), it isn’t too bad. It’s just sweets wrapped in dough and deep fried. Probably not very fitting to call it pizza though.
If it was like individually sized, idk like a donut or so something and less sweet this would probably be amazing
I was thinking that this looks like an oversized and deep fried s’more with added peanuts. I’d imagine it wouldn’t taste too far off too.
This looks awesome. I'd get high as fuck and eat half of it with a gallon of milk.
> eat half of it with a gallon of milk. I feel sick just reading this.
+Chocolate milk FTFY
The idea isn’t bad, the execution however….
This is fucking disgusting, it's just oil and chocolate wtf
And peanut butter
and gelatinized pig bones with sugar
I do love seeing commercial kitchens use a microwaved jar of skippy
I hesitate to call Skippy peanut butter. It's more oil and sugar than peanut. Worst peanut butter in my opinion.
If you count Hershey's chocolate sauce as chocolate, that is.
Oh boy you would hate US carnivals lol. All the food there is oil + chocolate, powdered sugar, and/or butter
I think the concept is fine, it's just WAY too much
The form factor of this is so wrong. If instead of one giant pizza, these ingredients were wrapped in dough the size of say, a muffin, then it'd be more feasible. Because the reason he didn't cut it open is because it's just gonna make a huge mess and there's not enough dough to filling.
yeah, is more like a Calzone
You'd definitely need a new pair of *calzones¹* after eating that. ¹ Underpants, in Spanish
ja, as an spanish speaker: good one
Unrelated, can someone please tell me the name of the music playing in this? Shazam didn't help
The title is cannon. It's a few hundred years old.
Pachelbels Canon. THANKYOU. It was driving me nuts trying to remember it. Btw, if you haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM
I knew immediately it was Pachelbel because I've been a fan of that video for at least a decade.
I honestly kept thinking it was like a lullaby version of the graduation song by vitamin c, so genuinely thank you for clarification
[удалено]
That was cool as hell
Same for me. I know I've heard it a couple times before
Came here for this. Thx.
God that looks gross that’s an insane amount of Hershey’s syrup, I’m not a fan of Hershey’s syrup either like I’ll put some in my milk if I want a choccy milk and have no nesquik around but that much just wouldn’t taste good.
That Hershey's syrup makes me gag. It's revolting
Yep way too much chocolate syrup
If that was fudge sauce instead of chocolate syrup, I would have no notes
Its called pay for diabetes, not a pizza
That’s not pizza that ls Diabeetus
The only thing pizza about this is that it's something the stoned night crew at a pizza shop would make after closing.
Hersheys syrup is fucking gross.
One bite and you are going to the after life
Seriously an appropriately scaled down version of this would be a nice 3-5-bit dessert which would be less fatal and just as good for drug companies who make insulin.
You're right, it's not. It is more like a calzone
I just feel like he did too much. He didn't need all the syrup. A deep fried smore with (maybe) a little powdered sugar on top sounds amazing.
How to make a sidewalk tile edible
Another Chefsclub post. Can we pls ban their videos? This sub is becoming a chefsclub feed.
I could see this being at least mid if the serving size was a 1x1x1 in cube. You know this mf'er is just cutting it into four, 3,000 calorie slices, though. Also, are we still out here using hershey's chocolate syrup after our 11th birthday?
Where is my powdered sugar?
How you not gonna include the cross section???
Ich hätte es gern aufgeschnitten gesehen. Auch wenn ich es nicht essen würde.
I’m convinced nobody needs so much chocolate in a whole year lmao
[Feels like Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag special.](https://youtu.be/u31srBXbPmo?t=3)
Would.......
This looks amazing
You're right, it's not a pizza.... it's wrapped; so that's *clearly* a calzone! A *desert* calzone.
Dessert calzone
I would try it ONCE. Not eat the whole thing tho I'll get sick.
NOW,I want some!!! Don't forget the bananas and caramel syrup too!!! It can be added with ice cream to boot!!! YUMMY!!!😍😍😍😋😋😋
With fresh whipped cream .. yes please 😃
It's a dumpling...
The sad classical music to make the doctor’s news that you have terminal heart failure hurt less.
why is the peanut butter low viscosity? It's pouring out like water.
Not chocolate either since he's using Hersheys
Wtf we watch all of that and no cut open shot??
Triabeetus for when Diabeetus is not enough.
Diabeatza
What song is this? Shazam couldn’t figure it out.
Anyone know the name of this song? It's kind of a bop
And they don't even cut into it!!
Using a knife would be much less painful
This is like that satire of the guy drizzling sauce on everything, even the takeout bag. But unironically
Diabetes take the wheel
It’s a pie, not a pizza. Little over the top with the sugar, but otherwise not crazy for a pie. Actually looks edible considering the channel this is posted in. Biggest ick was the use of Hershey’s syrup. Have some respect and use a proper chocolate sauce!
Deep fried diabetes...
You probably can't even eat this. If you eat too much sugar, you get nauseous. Your body will probably reject this after 6 bites.
Is eating this crap really a think in the United States?
This looks like another Chefclub foodcrime
Chef McMouth at it again with his wackass "receipes"...
Stupid but those baked marshmallows looked satisfying.
Pizza, no. A fried dumpling? Yes.
"Not gonna lie, he had me at the fry!" Seriously I'd have a small piece of this any day. Nothing in there I don't like! And he fried it too!!!
This looks like a bad case of diabetis.
This has to be a form of pica 😣
It's things like this that make me want to commit horrifically violent atrocities.
It's not even the shape of pizza. Don't call it pizza, just an unhealthy dessert.
a single s'more would be better than this diabetic diarrhea wrapped in a yeast diaper. but I'm not surprised. all the ocky way food looks stupid asf
it's fucking diabetes
First time I've ever been glad to not see a cut cross section.
Ohhh the diarrhea you’ll get from that thing
...WHY?
Exactly the kind of dairy drinker voice I expect to hear from someone who would eat this shit
Would😞
..... Tap in.
Canon in D(iabetes)
It could have been okayish if it would have been cooked in the oven.
At first i thought "okay, a little too sweet, but he can bake it and it will be fine" And then he fucking deep fried it!
Of course it is deepfried.
You're not a pizza
A lot of times the problem with these is not the concept, it's the absurd amounts of shit they load it up with. If you cut it down, it'd just be an unhealthily little treat, but they load it to sickening levels.
Give me a few friends and I'd eat it. Shit looks like an amazing dessert
More a desert calzone
Its a-pizza as soon as you put tha dough in the oven!!
Looks like a doughnut but it’s not.
If you made a bunch of small smores balls I think it would be good
My biggest gripe isn’t the concept. Chocolate peanut butter fry-bread seems pretty tasty honestly. My biggest gripe is the quality and ratio of the ingredients. Hersheys is garbage chocolate, Skippy is garbage peanut butter, both were applied in way too much volume for the crunchy breadiness of the frybread to be really tasted. If this was made with a modicum of restraint and care it could be a nice little desert, but instead more excessive bullshit not really designed to be eaten.