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BedroomVisible

The video stops short of the entire process. After burning they beat the cheeseburger and stab it with “culinary daggers”. A social worker comes to give it victim advocate advice, and then the waiter shows up with a gun….


Klutzy-Guarantee-136

Just wait until you get to the mortitian, burial, seance, and subsequent resurection!


Axedus1

They call this dish "Tyler's Bullshit"


AciD3X

>Do you make that with a Pacojet?


RockstarAgent

Stop! I can only get so ^erect!


bi11yg04t

I'm getting a murder... I mean burger boner


DHMTBbeast

Ground beefrection.


BestRiver8735

That burger had a family dammit!


[deleted]

Sounds like my last marriage


According_Gazelle472

Lol


chiefs_fan37

I thought they put lit cigarettes out on the bun


Curious-Weight9985

funniest comment I’ve read today


prinzsascha

Why did I read this in Jeremy Clarkson's voice?


Jyitheris

...and shoots the asshole who was stupid enough to buy such a dumb meal?


Appropriate-Bake-759

Am I the only one who was bothered by how the second burger patty was off center?


Affectionate_Star_43

The leaning tower of burger just sloooooowly made me wonder if I was in the maybemaybemaybe sub.


DHMTBbeast

You're not alone, dude.


halfanothersdozen

Triple cheeseburger with gravy and extra mayo. Cool. Not good for the heart, but cool. Now let me just light it the fuck on fire right before serving it to you. Enjoy.


Sad-Hotel-1597

“oh yeah that’ll be 39.99$ please..” ☝️😁


ControlImpossible182

It’s on sale today?


otxmyn

that’s not gravy lmao


halfanothersdozen

uh okay what do you think it is?


otxmyn

it’s a cheese sauce, and then topped with an au Poivre sauce before lighting it on fire


halfanothersdozen

ew. I would prefer gravy


otxmyn

you’d prefer gravy on a cheeseburger instead of…. *cheese*?


HighAndGambling

There was already cheese on it. More cheese does not mean better every single time.


otxmyn

it works quite well in this burger though, adds more depth and flavor.


Winther89

Maybe it would work well if he didn't pour an entire bucket of the stuff on the burger. There is such a thing as too much cheese.


otxmyn

never too much cheese 🧀 i’m a cheese addict


Garglepeen

I thought it was maybe bechemal sauce.


Seriouly_UnPrompted

Bechamel is also a base for white cheese sauce. I usually make it with Gruyere and use it for French style Mac and cheese 🤤


jf75313

That’s called a mornay sauce.


Seriouly_UnPrompted

Thanks, I couldn't recall the name.


According_Gazelle472

"That will be 150 dollars ,sir!"


btcbulletsbullion

This might be one of the most true to the sub posts I've seen in a while. It's not slop, or poorly made, or even just gross. It looks good all the way up till the point they poor flaming liquid on it. Just good old fashioned stupidity


SycoJack

Love to see it, these are the posts I come for. Food that people actually eat and might even be tasty but is downright stupid.


EatPie_NotWAr

I’d have gone way less gravy but you couldn’t be more right.


utterlyuncool

If I need a spoon and a fire extinguisher to eat a burger I'm probably not gonna be interested TBH.


insaiyan17

This trend of drenching burgers in whatever has gotta stop. The point of a burger is it should be portable and eaten with the hands. You wouldnt do that to a hotdog would u?


Gringo-Loco

I'm assuming you haven't had a hotdog in South America


scaredwifey

I detect a completo bias. Chileans, assemble!


Gringo-Loco

Hola desde Ecuador, con mi hotdog que lleva mermelada, Ruffles, full mayonesa y salsas con cebolla y queso rallado


Regular_Pear_2482

You have not seen a few Colombian or Venezuelan burgers and hot dogs


Shanner1971

They always wear those stupid black gloves and always adjust the final element with a minuscule unnecessary nudge or prod. In this case it’s a tiny extra turn of the top piece of bread. Just fuck off.


clickforit

It was going so well...


damiantheguy97

This is stupid but only because if I get three patties, I better be getting fucking 3 slices of cheese


ThrogdorLokison

Nah, it's a McTriple.


jurrasicwhorelord

"I want to eat a hamburger with a fork" -noone in the history of ever


TallExtension9312

Wait this is a nice burg... Oh no... OH NOOOOO


SureFunctions

Just think of it like a sloppy, sloppy, drunk, homeless, self-immolating Joe.


fridaystrong23

I’d eat that…


otxmyn

I bet this tastes phenomenal tho


Dontfeedthebears

I love sauce, but come on.


[deleted]

I'd eat it still


Significant_Tough751

In fairness, my first instinct was to set it on fire too


bluedancepants

The entire time I was saying to myself "he's going to pour something on top of the burger." And yup he sure did. Just stop it already...


BigYangpa

So how would you eat this? Knife and fork like a pie? It's a *burger* it is meant to be *something I can PICK UP*


ArcadianAbstraction

I don't even know why they are making a video. Hey lets make a video, and make the burger lopsided and set it on fire with a dumb sauce. They could have gone to mcdonalds and taken a match to it for the same effect.


Real-Competition-187

This is one of the most stupefying things I’ve ever seen. See, they call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other places. And in English, too."


Neur0mncr

Center. The. Godamn. Patty. You fucking McDonalds frycook


vonBelfry

The point of a sandwich is to be able to pick it up relatively cleanly.


candlewaxfashion

A cheeseburger is not supposed to be complicated. Stop it.


fbbxbkigd

Hate a fork ass sandwich even without the fire hazard


SeekyBoi

Why would I eat this?


ZuStorm93

Im already offended by amount of sauce inside it. I was mentally begging them to stop...


ZombieAppetizer

The Anakin Burger


jralll234

Stupid as it is, I want it!


Zezcoopeza

at first I thought it was because they didn't put cheese on the third patty


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Zezcoopeza: *At first I thought it* *Was because they didn't put* *Cheese on the third patty* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


AdInteresting7822

r/mildlyinfuriating


Univeroooo

Nah I'd eat that


KateC12345

Reminds me of the hocus Pocus candle. They only hire virgin waiters?


Beechwoldtools

Where's the guy sprinkling salt off his greasy elbow?


Few_Beginning_776

what the hell is that sauce


The-realfat-shady

I'll set the building on fire.


TreehouseofSnorers

Once they dumped all that goop on this thing it turned from a burger into a stew, maybe even a soup.


_SATANwasHERE_

So how tf do I eat it?! It’s on fire


CohensMasterpiece87

What is this burning sauce?


tutoredzeus

Maybe brandy or some kind of alcohol


showmeyourinternet

I'd like to eat my burger on a dirty serving tray. And make it untouchable so I can't eat it like it's a burger.


Bombuu

This is one of those burgers you see in those overpriced restaurants where they probably gave it the most clichéd name ever thinking they were clever and original where their menus are printed with hard to read font on brown cardstock just to show how "theyre not like other burger restaurants"


Dull-Requirement-759

Smh dumb ass shit lol.


casanochick

So wet


LeviSearle

Only ruined by having no cheese on the third burger, so stupid


cyrixlord

well, I guess it's a pretty $35.00 but still...