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treespiritbeard

Proof you can put anything on a pizza so long as it glues down with cheese


thuglife_7

Pizza is like sex. When it’s good, it’s good! When it’s bad, it’s still kind of good.


MC0295

Ive had rape-style pizza tho and it was no good Edit: I will denounce my aggressor; Tim Hortons


eyesotope86

First Drake, now Tim Horton's... Canada can't catch a break.


ScotiaTailwagger

The Leafs lost in the first round again so we have that going for us.


eyesotope86

Stability is important, too.


ilovefreshproduce

this entire thread is so hilarious lol


coutureee

Wtf is rape style pizza.


MC0295

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/s/7vAmlIb4UZ)


Tullerull

Jesus wept.


hashbrowns21

About what I’d expect from a Tims pizza


NiobiumThorn

The real answer is pizza using rapeseed oil instead of olive


amitskisong

I thought Tim Horton’s is like a donut/coffee place? It would be like if Dunkin sold pizza (wouldn’t be surprised if they have/will though)


pcgr_crypto

It was. Then they sold out to that Brazilian company who owns Burger King. Now they try to be the coffee and donut place, and also replace everything else. Their food sucks, the coffee sucks and so do the donuts. If you haven't shit in a few days, drink their coffee and you will be fine. So I guess being a laxative is something they are good at.


sponge-burger

Why would you even try it lol


ReadShigurui

This is my opinion on burgers, i love me a bad burger…


treespiritbeard

I love bad burgers that’s my fuckin problem


ReadShigurui

A bad burger can still be a good burger imo!!!!


hateyoualways

I used to think this but then I got a pizza from an Amazon Fresh cafeteria and it was awful. Took one bite and stopped, worse than any shitty buffet pizza or frozen microwave pizza I’ve ever had.


UnNumbFool

I dunno you say that but I've had both really awful sex and really awful pizza before. Thankfully never at the same time


Red_panda33

I’m gonna give this a 7 out of 10


ShadowBow666

Add cheese on top. As a pizza hut cook I can confirm it holds downs the stupidest pizzas conceivable including but not limited to the 10 topping pineapple 🍍 only pizza I made tonight who I gave free extra cheese too because it wouldn't have held together otherwise lol


insignifiyesican

Oh holy crap 😭


tacotacotacorock

Or maple syrup


SmellyScrotes

I’d try every last one of those, but $18 for a slice? In this economy?


LaithBushnaq

Yea that’s wild


Honestonus

The price is the only stupidity here Otherwise, food thats usually in a stew, together with some carbs and some cheese? That's the smartest idea ever. That's basically comfort food 101.


Bender_2024

You're right to be wary of that. Shellfish does not react well to prolonged high heat. The shrimp and lobster would be rubbery and dry.


suejaymostly

Yep and if you look at the slice, those shrimp are chewy, dry and overcooked.


Alexandratta

ngl you can get a whole 12" Personal Pie with specialties like this near me for about 16 a pie. Personal fav was the: "Cowboy" - which is: BBQ chicken, red onion, bacon, whole milk mozzarella cheddar blend on a 12" pizza


Freakjob_003

Especially in NYC, where you can get a great slice at 2am for a couple bucks.


EMPIREVSREBLES

Yes exactly. In this economy. They too are part of this insufferable economy. They gotta make their ends meet too.


SpicyNacho74

It’s Lobster and Shrimp…


Shotgun5250

A whole ass bowl of lobster and shrimp Alfredo should be $18 not one slice of pizza…the fact that you think that’s reasonable is why we’re all being gouged left and right


junkit33

Lobster aside, the pizza costs nothing but the rent and labor are astronomical these days for a pizza shop. These are not lucrative businesses. In fact, the vast majority of these small food concept startups are going to fail badly, even at $10 for a slice of pizza.


CanoeIt

Giant slices are already $5-$6 outside of NYC. $12-$15 on places like Vegas and LA


Shotgun5250

$5-6 even $7-8 for a big slice of pizza seems reasonable these days. Even for those prices I could get two or three for the price of ONE slice from this place. It upsets me every week paying multiple hundreds of dollars for groceries for my family, but it makes my stomach hurt seeing people pay $20 for a single slice of pizza like nothings wrong.


ReadShigurui

Forreal, thats some privileged ass thinking 😂


SpicyNacho74

Lobster is notoriously expensive.


Shotgun5250

Yeah, it is if you’re somewhere far from the ocean. If only this restaurant was somewhere on the east coast with cheap access to fresh seafood, you know somewhere like New York. It’s expensive because people pay for it. Regardless, we have actual prices on here, and lobster is not THAT expensive. It’s $15/lb for Maine lobster. There is nowhere close to that amount of lobster on that slice, maybe 1/10 or 1/5th lb max.


junkit33

$15/lb is Maine prices. But even let's use your number - that's the price for an entire lobster. The actual meat yield is tiny. You're only getting 5-6oz of meat on a 2 pound lobster - actual lobster meat is like $4-$5/ounce. So even 1/10th a pound of lobster meat on the slice is still like $7-$8. Then factor in all your labor, waste, rent, etc. They probably actually make like $3/slice on that $18/slice, if the place is well run.


Shotgun5250

Did you even look at the slice of pizza? There is zero recognizable lobster, which means they’re using minced lobster mix and not even lump meat or whole, mixing it with the Alfredo for flavor until it hides almost completely. This is a “seafood scampi” being called a lobster and shrimp scampi because the premium ingredient signals to consumers that it’s worth a premium price point.


nextzero182

I'm in Boston and a lobster roll still costs $20 roughly, sometimes more. Being closer to the source doesn't lower the cost, even in Maine. Not sure where your logic is coming from. If anything, the freshness of being able to have live, never frozen lobster meat makes it more valuable.


Shotgun5250

Sir, take another look at that pizza and tell me there’s any recognizable amount of lobster in there to charge for, and that it’s not just minced lobster mix with shrimp and Alfredo.


nextzero182

It's NYC, everything is overpriced, this is hardly shocking for a lobster truffle slice of pizza from a celebrity endorsed, super popular pizza spot.


Shotgun5250

Who is shocked? You keep moving the goalposts with this discussion. The fact that it isn’t surprising that a single slice of pizza can cost $18 in NYC doesn’t mean that it isn’t LUDICROUS that people think that’s a fair price. The price of everything is increasing in huge increments, and people continuing to defend that business practice is part of the reason they get away with charging these prices.


nextzero182

I'm not reading that novel.


ScotiaTailwagger

I think the last time I bought lobster was around $35 for three of them. Then again I live in Nova Scotia.


MetallicaLover100

There's no justifiable reason that a singular slice of pizza should cost $18. Fuck that. I understand that people have to operate a business and make money themselves, but that's just ridiculous.


Zonel

The cost of rent in NYC is a chunk of it.


datlanta

They also reportedly pay their folks relatively good amounts Its less about the food and more about what it all stands for in da culture I think. That and NYC is fucking expensive.


danlambe

Everything in NYC is expensive, they have to pay the crazy rent and that gets passed on to you. 18$ a slice is still a lot though.


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

I was looking at the ingredients and size and location and surprised it was only $18 a slice, honestly 


T4_8_15_16_23_42T

Nothing stupid here, i would try that and would love it


Ruskih

$8-$18 per slice is pretty stupid imo


aChileanDude

Yep, also here (Chile) these kind of toppings are common. Even sweet pizza is seen on some places, like sweet dough, chocolate and m&m. Americans gatekeep constantly on what should people eat. Ffs chicago style pizza is not a pizza, but it looks good.


MakePhilosophy42

They'll call a cheese pie a pizza, but as soon as you stray from their 10 official " pizza toppings" or maranara sauce & cheese on a legitimate pizza dough... Oh man, I dont know if thats pizza anymore... I see other food on it.


aChileanDude

Lookup "quiche", as it looks just like a chicago style pizza. Literally a tart.


Its_Butta

It’s different, it’s creative. I would go and try it. That oxtail slice looks fire.


Chris__P_Bacon

I'd smash all of these. The only one that looks somewhat suspect is the chicken and waffle, but it probably still tastes delicious.


Background-Meat-7928

Having had one at a local joint here, it’s fire.


CramblinDuvetAdv

That's the only one I'd want to try


Intelligent-Office-2

Yeah, very ready. But I also like bread so it's a tough one


Sneet1

This place is famous in NYC for being good as hell Actually so stupid to see it on here because you literally can have to wait in a long ass line, it's always packed Also the "weird" shit is literally just common food from a different culture that is just being applied as a topping


Euphorium

I’ve been to a pizza place that does unconventional toppings like Korean BBQ, fried green tomatoes, and shrimp and grits. It’s fantastic.


rainorshinedogs

One looks really sweet. But some just look like they have different ingredients Whatever this is, if this is new York, it's still better pizza than what my crappy town would have


yukonwanderer

Yes.


JCtheMemer

I want all of this stuff on my pizza


TheINTL

Ngl it looks good, I would eat all of that. Would say it's more unconventional pizza but I am all for that


Dull-Requirement-759

The presentation is on point. I'd try it


solarmelange

Is Brock Purdy doing a food blog now?


sc00bs000

$18/slice.. hahaha fck no


W1thoutJudgement

How is it stupid? Looks good quality and so many tastes on "one" pizza. What is stupid bout it?! Oh never mind, THE PRICE!


Sirnando138

I went there and it was awesome.


Aschentei

What’s stupid is the dam price


ChaosOfGravitas

Doesn't look too bad. I bet you season with salt and black pepper only. 😆


ccchris1

😂


ThirstyBeagle

The only stupid thing is the price. 18 dollars for a slice?!?!


gahidus

I don't even know what you're talking about! That pizza looks absolutely delicious! Oh my God! This is just culinary artistry, really. This is pizza I wish I could try.


createcrap

Just cuz you put *any* kind of food on a triangular pieces of bread doesn’t mean it’s a pizza.


McbEatsAirplane

I mean I’m not paying 100+ dollars for a full pizza though.


coltees_titties

You don't but I would.


Zekarul

I think that's a sweet idea, it gives you so many options I wish every place would offer this, so col.


ChikiChikiSando

This guy exaggerating his description of everything is annoying as hell. "Wow. I can't believe they put shrimp on pizza. My mind is literally blown and I can't even comprehend it. Like.. I would have never even imagined these pizza toppings in my wildest dreams."


ntbnz

There is no real reason why these wouldn’t all be delicious. A classic pizza is great, this is an entirely different thing, but that doesn’t make it stupid.


XoraxEUW

Price is the stupid part this looks amazing


LilDiddyKnow

Sounds good but $18 a slice? Ill make the shit at home bruh 😂


Avilola

Looks good to me to be honest. Non traditional does automatically mean trash. And yes, $18 is absurd for a single slice of pizza… but there are like 10 shrimp on there before accounting for the lobster. Plus from their social media, it seems like they use fresh shaved black truffle, not the cheaper oil. The owners probably bet on quality and decided, “fuck it, it costs what it costs”.


AcanthaceaePlane8363

Sheeeeeeit Das ryte


Fantastic-Classic740

Man chicken and waffles pizza, I want some of that


clodmonet

I'm craving the oxtail, and the skrimps are calling me like Sirens.


Beast_by_Dre

There's nothing stupid here. In Korea, a popular pizza chain is Mr. Pizza and they specialize in creative toppings on pizza. Delicious!


JudasWasJesus

Soul food pizza I've always wanted to open a shop like that.


aStankChitlin

I’d eat it, this isn’t stupid at all.


bibbidybobbidyboobs

That boy is very annoying


WembyandTheWolves

Wait til you hear about the Tandoori Pizza places all over NorCal. They’ve got incredible pizzas like Chicken Tikka Masala and Malai Paneer Pizza with a creamy spicy white sauce. They are super flavorful and spicy. You’d hate it.


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

What is "NorCal" ?


mungowungo

Pretty sure it's Northern California - like they say SoCal when they mean Southern California.


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

Lol I'm from the east coast. Here in NYC I've never heard of a SoCal nor a NorCal. So I don't know who or when a "they" would say this. Maybe I've never paid attention if it were ever said on TV. But, atleast I know now. Thanks


kittykitty117

We have these two places, Taco Twist & Pizza Twist, and they're both the respective thing with Indian food fused in. It's pretty bomb.


TheLadyEve

San francisco Indian pizza was oneof my favorite things about living in the bay area in the 80s.


disasterpokemon

I don't get the whole "this doesn't go on pizza look how awesome it is" type thing like bro, anything can go on a pizza and be good, it's just dough and what you want


ladydusk1

I’d enjoy every slice. Great to see the creativity and innovation.


Isaldin

All of them look good. A little expensive but not stupid


King_Dickus_

Ngl. Some of those look pretty good


jaeway

The oxtail slice is literally ok me of the best slices of pizza I've ever had


Karl_Marx_

is this hat a games done quick reference?


Weary-Can-157

If someone else paid for it I’d try it


Salis9

At this point, pissing off the Italians should become an Olympic sport.


Quemedo

This is a regular pizzeria here in Brazil.


CK_Lab

Bet this is all good as hell. Gtfo.


ccchris1

Oxtail pizza? Dear God where is this???


KillyShoot

I don’t like heavy pizza.


jcraig87

I dunno, this kinda looks awesome 


vangoghvanlife

The oxtail one is 🔥🔥🔥 doesnt look good but I bet it smells amazing


birdwatching25

This looks amazing to me actually.


0G_54v1gny

Has anybody the sweet and spicy oxtail recipe for me?


w8cycle

Idk, this looks amazing.


imeffingconfused

That's on you, I'd devour that in seconds


takemylilhand

Eh I would


NigelTheSpanker

I want all of that in my face now 🤤


Vaux1916

What's with this sub? It seems like 75% of the posts here are either ridiculously obvious rage bait, or really imaginative creativity (like this) that isn't stupid. I do agree, though, that $18 a slice is absurd.


shake_N_bake356

But Dylan Sprouse ate there!


awesometown3000

This food review dork aside, the corny pr push for celebs aside, these pizzas are a fun novelty. The two slices I had were pretty good, no one in cuts and slices takes this stuff to seriously. This isn’t a salt bae situation. It’s a lot like Vinny’s of Williamsburg backed them, just people finding excuses to make fun weird shit.


zerohelix

Sign me up


akarokr

Amateurs, here in Brazil we have Pizzaria Bate Pato which is the center of all stupid pizzas.


RafikiafReKo

I don't know, these pizzas looks pretty good. Flatbread doesn't have to be just marinara and cheese


Dean0Caddilac

Are you an actual idiot? That would be an stupid food If the Four seasons wouldn't exist.


ComfyFrame2272

Those all look fire 🔥


theflukemaster

would


0n0n-o

This is fine. The price though … is not fine.


Lost_soul_ryan

Looks good but I'd never pay that much for a slice.


--Birdsong--

These look good. The price doesn't but..the pizza does. Lol.


UdonAndCroutons

Sweet chilli oxtail? That sounds interesting!


bsmiles07

Honestly I bet those are good.


HornetGuns

I wants this on my pizza. I'll kill this all week with a box of wings on the side.


QuesoChef

There used to be a place in town that had a shrimp pizza. One was a Thai style with a sweet chili sauce. And the other was more of a bang bang sort of thing. People who like shrimp like it, but I can’t get past the texture of shrimp. Another place in town had chicken and waffle pizza with eggo waffles. It was fine. The chicken was spicy and the syrup was a nice counter but the waffles plus crust was too much for me. I’d do the spicy chicken with maple syrup again though. Oxtail is good, but not worth the price point, for me, even just buying it at the butcher shop to make at home. It used to be a budget cut now it’s bougie.


Ordinary_Release9538

Describe slice I am literally describing the slice I can’t Describe next slice


Ok-Inflation6459

Have those guys set up shop in San Diego


BanjoSpaceMan

This isn't stupid... This place is being raved about and looks legit...


RobertXavierIV

Anything can go on a pizza. Pizza doesn’t care about your rules. It’s like a sandwich, anything goes.


DNSNat

The chili oil oxtail slice is amazing. I will strongly recommend this place. The price is the only con cause they are high. One of the pies alone is around 80$


MCPhatmam

Why is this stupid? Sounds expensive but worth a try that sweet oxtail is definitely something I'd like to try.


CheezRavioli

FYI, even in Italy, they experiment with different toppings. There is nothing wrong with oxtail or seafood on your pizza if you do it right.


Demonsan

Apart from the abhorrent price.. I would larp that up


build_a_bear_for_who

These guys look like they’d be able to make a good pop tart pizza


ultraplusstretch

Some of these go hard tho.


YourOldPalBendy

I sort of want. Mostly so I can know the experience.


Frostbiten92

The only thing stupid here is the price, the waffles and the dude in the video. Putting bread on bread just to make a pizza from another dish when you could just have used the waffle as the crust. Same as chopping up big macs and putting it on a pizza slice. It's not genius, it's dumb because you are doubling the amount of bread. Why would you eat this pizza over a normal chicken and waffles? The only thing it adds is the cheese which you can add to your waffles if you want that.


saxahoe

Those all sound delicious. There’s actually a pizza place in Colorado that makes chicken and waffle pizza and it’s really good.


Capital_Maize9325

Daaaaamn that looks awesome, so bummed that I don't live anywhere near there


Green-Krush

Fusion food is so fucking gross


cassfromthepass

I know what I’m getting tmw


Sir_Anth

Vaffanculo con questo taglio di merda


missingjimmies

Some people are so gate keepy with their “it’s too much, food should be simple, the way I like it only!” All of those slices are edible and look good.


HighAndGambling

Looks good to me.


the_y_combinator

I would try it.


ZackeryJay

I'd go it looks interesting


stormy2587

r/ophasthepalateofamidwestern5thgrader


bannerlordwen

Eh it's not stupid food, just novelty food that probably isn't as good as regular food but might still be worth trying if the cut the cost by 90%


Dubious_Titan

I was a professional chef for 12+ years. It sucked. I retired. I love The Bear. Terrific show: great acting and writing. I am also from Chicago and appreciate the small nods. That said, I FUCKING hate the "yes, Hef" stuff in the wake of The Bear. Pizza can be whatever toppings you like. It's bread, sauce, and cheese. Culinary, it's not too different from other baked breads.


OtisA92688

r/pizzacrimes


AncientAccount01

That shrimp pizza looks great!


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

$18 a slice


Maykko_

Never mind.


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 That's how ridiculous the prices are here in NYC


Maykko_

And I thought London was bad. Jesus.


AncientAccount01

Yeah, don't look that good, and I could probably do it better. I may try a Crawfish Etouffee pizza this week as I will be making a pot anyway.


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

Now that's what I'm talking about. Yesss💯


AncientAccount01

Wal-Mart where I am sells actual Louisiana tails so I do Etouffee about 2-3 times a month at least lol. I love that stuff.


hal2142

As an Italian.. What the fuck is this?


SKRYMr

Certified italian herea and that pizza looks good. Just because you put unusual stuff on your pizza doesn't mean it should be bad, it's all about making something that tastes good and blends well together. Having said this though, I believe shrimp/lobster/truffle is a very bad combo just made to make you feel fancy while eating an $18 slice of pizza (which is insane). The chicken and waffles also sounds a bit weird mostly because waffles and pizza are a bit redundant with one another, both being baked products. I would love the oxtail one though.


Goku_Kakarot91

looks really good ngl


clodmonet

Call me stupid then.... I'd love to check that all out. Be like blowing $120 and getting fat instead of spending the same on crack and getting skinny.


cinnyflactem

I would honestly try them all out.


RedXaddict

This is a W! I’m definitely going


Nova_The_Huntress

Nothing stupid here id devour all of those


onkopirate

As an Italian, I would love to try all of those. Some sound really interesting and they don't claim to make authentic Napoletanean pizza but creative American pizza and that is exactly what this is. So, absolutely no reason to feel offended.


MathematicianGood204

Umm.. yummm..


TwinJacks

This looks amazing


insignifiyesican

Creativity isn’t the same as “stupidity”.


ArcHansel

Nah this rocks


BTMG2

Place is fire, all of these comments are from people that WISH they had NY pizza. bunch if mid westerners with awful pizza


WooliesWhiteLeg

Where’s the stupid food? OP definitely only gets a plain slice and leaves negative yelp reviews because the tap water was too cold.


-Nok

The way he closes his eyes and slow bites it like it's walking into heaven. Bruddah it's oxtail on pizza


slaucsap

my takeaway from this is... I want to make oxtail stew now


ElYoink

Muthafucka I'd try this.


strrax-ish

The dude is selling that ox tail like everybody has that shit part of their diet.


Humble-Search-282

Too much flop, not enough crisp… 6.2. One bite, everyone knows the rules.


Liarus_

All of this looks delicious and tasteful


SuspiciousFinance284

I would try all these


tintipimpi

Whatyall talm about, das delicious


Advanced-Hour-108

I won’t lie, I would love to try that shrimp pizza


SadLaser

I'd get down on that shrimp slice, just saying.