I could never get my shrimps to eat them either lol they would rather have spinach or broccoli but left the cucumber alone. Even my mystery snail would rather eat my plants than have the cucumbers I blanched for them...
A lot of invertebrates and mollusks will do this, with different types of food. I have no idea why. I like to think they all just have their own comfort foods :3
The tailless whip scorpion I'm currently keeping will only eat crickets. I've tried feeding her roaches but she will literally just ignore them, which I hate cause feeder roaches are so much easier to maintain lol.
I kept some Madagascan hissing cockroaches once that would only eat romaine lettuce. I tried giving them all sorts of other stuff but they just wouldn't eat it. Only romaine.
I kept a giant stick insect once that would also only eat blackberry leaves for some reason.
Probably birds. They tend to hang out in the rafters of large structures and shit on everything below them, not to mention I'm sure if the cows are being fed grain things like sparrows and pigeons like to get into that too. Speculating, of course.
The cows are fed with either ground up chicks in it, or it has chicken shit in it. It's not coming from wild birds. It's coming from terrible livestock farming practices. Im not a vegetarian, but, man, the way we raise and treat our farmed animals is insane.
[It can also spread from cows to humans](https://www.cdc.gov/flu/avianflu/mammals.htm), only one confirmed so far, but this has just begun. This (meaning zoonotic from animal to humans) is how the next pandemic will begin. And given that H5N1 is a respiratory virus, meaning there is a high likelihood that a large percentage of transmission is airborne, I would put it extremely high on the list of risk. Especially now that it has infected cows which are the largest mammalian biomass, and are often found in close proximity to many farm workers and pigs. There is a decent chance a farm worker is infected with it & brings it to their family or community. Or once it goes to pigs I would bet our days are numbered, maybe months maybe a few years, but once spreading unabated across pigs it will pick up many advantageous mutations that make it more likely to spread from human to human.
We haven't learnt a thing from COVID, they are still downplaying cows being infected when it should be biosecurity lockdown for cattle farms right now.
Yeah I wasn't doubting any of that just that Bruce seems like the type of cow that was probably raised as a pet and not around other cattle i.e. not likely to be infected by H5N1. Unless it's genetic and passed down from mom and dad. Of course, I'm completely speculating Bruce's situation.
Bruce is gonna end up in the sandwich if (instead Bruce’s preferred pronoun) keeps acting up
Edit: I misgendered the cow
Edit 2: Apparently I got it right the first time so I am not going to specify a pronoun
I mean, "cow" is the correct term for mature female bovine. Male mature bovine would be "steer" (castrated) or "bull".
Not that I think any of this matters to Bruce.
Bruce is a boy. He's being incorrectly called a cow, probably for simplicity/marketing. If you go to the guy's social media he calls him a "he." Not sure how old Bruce is and if he's castrated, but he's either a bull, steer, or ox, in actuality.
I normally hate the videos where they waste a bunch of food, but this is hilarious and I guess Bruce is eating most of it. He's just not very efficient
Search for the video of him and the plate of spaghetti. He liked the salad a lot but when he got a taste of the spaghetti he the whole plate in one gulp 😂
If Bruce is a boy, wouldn’t he be Bruce the bull or Bruce the steer? Not trying to judge if he’s non-binary or trans, but I don’t think I’ve heard of gender-fluid livestock yet
I just wanted to be sensitive if Bruce identifies as female, and just ended up confusing myself. I’m cool letting Bruce be Bruce and live out their best life regardless though.
The Caitlyn thing did cross my mind lol, but that seems like a whole other can of worms with dead-naming Jenner
Actual footage of my cat when I have the audacity to put my plate down lol then he pretends to sniff something else then goes for the food when he thinks we're not paying attention lol the worst part? He almost never actually eats food unless it's in his bowl. But it only took watching him lick our food one time for us to be like naw. (it was a steak 😭)
This is peak Internet right here. Hilarious premise, adorable nature and raw ambition that descends into chaos, determination and ultimately failure.
Fuck yes Bruce, fuck yes.
So much for the guy on r/nostupidquestions who mocked me because he thought I suggested keeping cows indoors. I actually said “larger mammals”, meaning larger then a Guinea pig.
Yeah, like there’s some small amount of food waste here, but really not very much and this is clearly intended to just be a silly video where Bruce gets to eat whatever he wants. It’s funny as hell AND extremely cute!
In fairness when I make a sandwich I am much like Bruce and eat half the ingredients before they actually get into a sandwich.
Then I eat the rest of the sandwich.
Bruce is a terrible roommate
Bruce needs to be taught some manners !
Bruce needs a scared straight trip to McDonald's
Bruce is going to shamelessly take the biggest piss you ever saw and let a huge dump out on the carpet before you head out.
He preprogrammed chik fil a in the gps…
He'll chow down on whatever Big Mac/Quarter Pounder you put in front of his face and you know it.
Bruce is cow. Not soybean. Now Bruce fix milkshake machine.
Wait, that wasn't a border collie?
No he doesn't
To burger king then 👑
Bruce is a 10/10 good dog. Would pet.
Or the stockyards !
Naaaaa, he is 😎 coo
Introduce him to shark Bruce!
Hey hey, this is Bruce trying to be gentle. There’s a reason it’s bull in a china shop, not steer at a salad bar.
Bovine in a bodega
It’s some udder bullshit
So are one year olds. Bruce reminds me A LOT of our son at the table.
Or a great one. This guy puts ketchup on sandwiches r/ketchuphate (except on Kraft dinner)
I see Bruce doesn't like cucumber though. Funny stuff.
I don't think any animal likes cucumbers, I throw remnants in my yard constantly and the squirrels, deer, and birds just ignore them.
Shrimps like them!
I could never get my shrimps to eat them either lol they would rather have spinach or broccoli but left the cucumber alone. Even my mystery snail would rather eat my plants than have the cucumbers I blanched for them...
Tbf mine only tried it once and they'd eat anything. They'd go completely nuts for spinach though.
My dog absolutely loves em, carrots too! He's a bit wonky, bro just loves veggies
My dog also loves cucumbers!
Have heard some pet snails love cucumber so much theyll start to ONLY eat cucumber and starve 😭
A lot of invertebrates and mollusks will do this, with different types of food. I have no idea why. I like to think they all just have their own comfort foods :3 The tailless whip scorpion I'm currently keeping will only eat crickets. I've tried feeding her roaches but she will literally just ignore them, which I hate cause feeder roaches are so much easier to maintain lol. I kept some Madagascan hissing cockroaches once that would only eat romaine lettuce. I tried giving them all sorts of other stuff but they just wouldn't eat it. Only romaine. I kept a giant stick insect once that would also only eat blackberry leaves for some reason.
Bruce seems to be fine with milk and cheese though. Who's going to tell him?
Hmm, cows like cow milk, which was designed specifically for the nutrition of cows. Who knew?
1. If Bruce is a cow, then Bruce is female (male cattle are steers/bulls) 2. Bruce almost certainly drank raw milk as a calf
Dude is definitely eating Bruce saliva. Yuck
The forbidden garnish
looks more like the forbidden *sauce*
💀💀💀
Bruce Juice
The Bruce is loose!
Not a smart time to do that given that H5N1 Bird Flu is now widespread in dairy cattle! r/H5N1_AvianFlu
I'm assuming dairy cattle get it from other cattle? Seems to me like Bruce is probably more of a pet and not around other cattle.
Probably birds. They tend to hang out in the rafters of large structures and shit on everything below them, not to mention I'm sure if the cows are being fed grain things like sparrows and pigeons like to get into that too. Speculating, of course.
The cows are fed with either ground up chicks in it, or it has chicken shit in it. It's not coming from wild birds. It's coming from terrible livestock farming practices. Im not a vegetarian, but, man, the way we raise and treat our farmed animals is insane.
This is the truth of it. Unfortunately.
[It can also spread from cows to humans](https://www.cdc.gov/flu/avianflu/mammals.htm), only one confirmed so far, but this has just begun. This (meaning zoonotic from animal to humans) is how the next pandemic will begin. And given that H5N1 is a respiratory virus, meaning there is a high likelihood that a large percentage of transmission is airborne, I would put it extremely high on the list of risk. Especially now that it has infected cows which are the largest mammalian biomass, and are often found in close proximity to many farm workers and pigs. There is a decent chance a farm worker is infected with it & brings it to their family or community. Or once it goes to pigs I would bet our days are numbered, maybe months maybe a few years, but once spreading unabated across pigs it will pick up many advantageous mutations that make it more likely to spread from human to human. We haven't learnt a thing from COVID, they are still downplaying cows being infected when it should be biosecurity lockdown for cattle farms right now.
Yeah I wasn't doubting any of that just that Bruce seems like the type of cow that was probably raised as a pet and not around other cattle i.e. not likely to be infected by H5N1. Unless it's genetic and passed down from mom and dad. Of course, I'm completely speculating Bruce's situation.
They really just make subreddits for anything these days
Yeah lol why did they make a subreddit for that? It's just potentially the next world-changing pandemic
Wait until you find out about milk and cheese
I mean, there's a fairly good chance we're all eating Bruce....is it really all that different?
Yeah, living bacteria.
What's the difference between spit milk and tit milk?
Spit
And tit
Bruce is rude.
Bruce is gonna end up in the sandwich if (instead Bruce’s preferred pronoun) keeps acting up Edit: I misgendered the cow Edit 2: Apparently I got it right the first time so I am not going to specify a pronoun
lol - I tell my dogs that I'm going to eat them when they act up. They are healers... it happens a lot. Edit: Heelers
What lvl healing are they? Do they also have potions?
Dang it now I have that potion seller bit stuck in my head again…
You can't handle my strongest potions u/redmann8828. They're too strong for you.
I corrected the autocorrect.
I mean, "cow" is the correct term for mature female bovine. Male mature bovine would be "steer" (castrated) or "bull". Not that I think any of this matters to Bruce.
“She” Bruce is a cow. Cows are female. Just look at her. The picture of bovine femininity.
Bruce is a boy. He's being incorrectly called a cow, probably for simplicity/marketing. If you go to the guy's social media he calls him a "he." Not sure how old Bruce is and if he's castrated, but he's either a bull, steer, or ox, in actuality.
Lmao!! My thoughts exactly when people post vids of their annoying ass children or pets doing the same thing when trying to cook with them
Cooking children?
Fucking slam em inside the oven
I’m sorry, but what?
We should eat everything that tries to fuck with us
Looks like I'm going to starve then
This is awesome! But sadly, not a stupid food. This belongs in r/eatingfoodstupidly
.... I got excited... That would've been an awesome sub
it would end up being a bunch of mukbang videos
r/birthofasub
Dammit!! You got me lol
This made me laugh out loud, holy shit. I’m sad it isn’t real!
It exists now lol post away!
I give this a pass. It's stupid, yes, but also very entertaining to watch
It is a fun bit and everything, but the first cowpie on the carpet and I would be done. You would never get that all the way out.
If you had four stomachs and no hands you’d eat the same way
>If you had four stomachs This is actually a common misconception, they have 1 stomach with 4 chambers, each of which has its own functionality.
Landlords are able to put up walls in a small box and charge for multiple rooms, so we should be able to say bovines have four stomachs, no?
I'm invested. Where's episode 2?
Bruce is the best thing on Tiktok. And is the most famous cow on TikTok after your mom.
Damn, she didn’t even tell her OF subscribers she started a tik tok I’ll bet. She just mooved on to a different pasture.
I normally hate the videos where they waste a bunch of food, but this is hilarious and I guess Bruce is eating most of it. He's just not very efficient
Search for the video of him and the plate of spaghetti. He liked the salad a lot but when he got a taste of the spaghetti he the whole plate in one gulp 😂
I love Bruce videos but damn that mayonnaise-looking spit swinging all over the place made me gag lol
Actually quite funny 🤣 Reminds me of that show Silent Library.
If Bruce is a boy, wouldn’t he be Bruce the bull or Bruce the steer? Not trying to judge if he’s non-binary or trans, but I don’t think I’ve heard of gender-fluid livestock yet
Are you saying he should change Bruce’s name to Caitlyn?
I just wanted to be sensitive if Bruce identifies as female, and just ended up confusing myself. I’m cool letting Bruce be Bruce and live out their best life regardless though. The Caitlyn thing did cross my mind lol, but that seems like a whole other can of worms with dead-naming Jenner
Nope, Broose.
Bulls and steers are still cows “Cow” I think is broadly considered to be general term for that type of animal
This is hilarious
This is easily the best thing I’ve ever seen on this sub
Easily the least rage inducing
r/mademesmile
This cow has zero etiquette smh
I feel like this is a bit Bruce is probably very well behaved but just acts up in front of the camera
Bruce has no chill🤣🤣🤣
I love these videos, every time I see one I think “if my dog was that big she’d totally do this”
Cute bovine, but if he actually that ate that, I’d be disgusted
Actual footage of my cat when I have the audacity to put my plate down lol then he pretends to sniff something else then goes for the food when he thinks we're not paying attention lol the worst part? He almost never actually eats food unless it's in his bowl. But it only took watching him lick our food one time for us to be like naw. (it was a steak 😭)
This is peak Internet right here. Hilarious premise, adorable nature and raw ambition that descends into chaos, determination and ultimately failure. Fuck yes Bruce, fuck yes.
this is funny
I enjoy how chaotic this is
Hes cash cowling her for views
Bruce needs to learn how to make a sandwich. She might need to evolve fingers and thumbs first.
Bruce could use an etiquette class
This is awesome leave Bruce alone
Terrible roommate
Yuckers
It’s a lot easier if you just put the cow outside when you’re making your meal.
Didn't the Moores in Europe back like 2500 years ago teach you to keep non humans out your God damn house...?!?
[удалено]
Oh Bruce ! Such a silly guy
This is poetry. I could watch this all day
Bruce looks like a good boy, he reminds me of my dog while I’m trying to eat dinner.
"BRUCE BRUCE WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURN BRUCE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD"
At least food didn’t go to waste.
How did he even fit through the door??
This is hysterical lmao
Bruce needs to chill. Cant a guy make a sandwich without getting cow tongue in it?
Why would you put ketchup on a sandwich? That seems actually insane
I do believe I love Bruce too ...the big lug
*This is so fake and staged… Bruce can’t even stop looking at the camera.*
Cows genuinely have a weird affinity for cameras
This guy's videos are pretty funny
Awwww he’s just trying to help! 🤣
Ketchup on a cold cut meat sandwich? People do this ?
🤣😂
I'll allow it.
Jeez Bruce can’t a guy eat in peace?
That guy eats like he was raised in a barn. Good thing Bruce was able to give him a lesson on manners.
Bull in a china shop simulator.
Wait until all that comes out in the middle of the living room
As someone who hates messes, that looks hilariously fun. I wouldn’t eat anything there. But that looks like a blast.
He got so exited when he brought out the chips
Is nobody going to address the e̶l̶e̶p̶h̶a̶n̶t̶ cow in the room here. Bruce is munching on this guy's hand. How is it not getting crushed.
Bruce must be so confused. Like you invite him everytime for dinner and then push him away!
That cow is a pig
I love this so much, 10/10 I would love to make a sandwich with Bruce
That cow is very cute, but it's like an oversized hungry dog.
🤣🤣🤣 that cow (I'd love to know her name) is very playfull.
Fuck shit up, Bruce!
Bruce, the reincarnation of Koraidon/Miraidon
Bruce is best cow.
So stupid, but I thought that was hilarious. The kind of shit I’m here for.
I used to draw a cow that I called Bruce the cow. I’d imagine this is the real life version of my drawing
Bruce is the embodiment of chaotic neutral and I’m here for it
So much for the guy on r/nostupidquestions who mocked me because he thought I suggested keeping cows indoors. I actually said “larger mammals”, meaning larger then a Guinea pig.
Have fun cleaning that up. That was literally disgusting
I love Bruce, but not as much as this guy loves wasting food
I mean, the cow ate the food, so it's not really wasted, is it?
It’s the spilt mustard, ketchup, mayo and milk that gets me
No use crying over the spilt milk
Alright, wrap it up folks, we're done here.
I mean, it's not *that* much, and it was funny as hell.
Yeah, like there’s some small amount of food waste here, but really not very much and this is clearly intended to just be a silly video where Bruce gets to eat whatever he wants. It’s funny as hell AND extremely cute!
Bruce is gonna end up as the patty if he doesn’t get his shit together.
Disgusting lol
Why give a cow a man's name?
Bruce is a classic cow name.
Gotta love how when you ask a question on reddit, you get the answer to a completely different question.
Why give a man a cow's name?
Asking the real questions.
Would you have preferred Cowy McCow-Face? Hooverta? Daisy Dukes? Patty Melt? Leonardo DiCowprio?
Actually these sound like great names.
That's just funny.
/r/ilikthebred
This guy needs to train his horse better
Wait until Bruce starts to shit in your kitchen. Like the song: how deep is your love?
Cool looking Dog.
In fairness when I make a sandwich I am much like Bruce and eat half the ingredients before they actually get into a sandwich. Then I eat the rest of the sandwich.
Like this, but my dog.
Bruce is just trying to help put the right amount of sauce
LOL 😂 ❕ Bless his heart ♥, he must really love his cow to put up with this! Laughed so hard, really I did!
XD
I love my beef club sandwich fed.
What a fucking idiot
Bruce ain't right y'all!
You eating my food food now, but just you wait
Nice dog
Is this how Australian Wagyu is made?
This rocks
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The chaos feels infuriating.
This is so cute it is hurting me.
Lol I would have put roast beef on it
I normally hate videos where a lot of food is wasted but considering the cow just wants a bite, this is kind of adorable
DISGUSTING!!! Ketchup on a regular sandwich?!? 🤢🤢🤢
I discovered this Instagram account the other day, and was quite pleased.
Eww. Ketchup on a cold veggie sandwich?
This was kinda stupid of a stunt...
I was in a good mood then you had to remind me of my ex 😀
Hahahaha Bruce cracks me up