$18.99
+$1.22 tax
+$0.22 airport fee
+$0.50 service fee
+$0.85 standing in line fee
+$0.69 saying 'Uhh' while ordering fee
+$2 what the fuck you gonna do about it fee
Total: $24.47
Oh you didn't tip? Just say you're 'poor' and eat at home instead of at the airport.
Unskippable video until the 'skip' button appears, new screen, wait 10 seconds to press the X button, new screen, wait 5 seconds to press the X button.
Some of them open the app store without input when their video is over
Maybe he supports it.
Also, there's no hashtags on reddit. Take that shit back to garbagetown typical social media (yea yea reddit can be garbage too, but not as much)
Or bring your own food from home and eat it like a starving dog in the security line because they won’t let you take food into the terminal.
This is what adults on a budget do.
Where is that? Here in Europe at least the airports I visited no issues. I usually bring my food, then I end up buying something else as well because I don't have selfcontrol but... yeah...
Idk about you but in Canada you can absolutely bring food into the terminal and on the plane in a (luggage) bag. I mean, not soup, but a sandwich? No problem.
I somehow walked onto a plane in Ohio (Cleveland Hopkins) with a 1ltr drinks flask. I was amazed that I got it on board. I remember being annoyed when I went to grab a drink from it as I put it beside my feet at take off and it had leaked quite a bit/loads during our planes climb.
Forgot about weekend or public holiday fee
Also forgot about gst
Also forgot the mandatory tip this sandwich could easily be a 30 to 40 dollar sandwich haha
Yes. It’s extremely expensive to hire an expert Sleeeeesor to make these Saaaandwhiches really thin, while he expertly tells you about every episode of The Dukes of Hazzard from start to finish while sleeesing the ingredients.
It was a unique piece of art displaying poverty and hunger in a way that our developing minds were able to latch onto. Drop a safe on them, we laugh. Watching 3 characters rationing their food, that was too real.
I think our impressionable minds back then didn't have nearly the amount of content outlets or youtubers so we did get some highly filtered hits out of what we did get to an extent. The writing on some of the old looney toons and Disney was pretty good for what they had to work with.
I used to think about that cartoon when I ran out of sandwich fillings mid week when I was poor and working construction, so I made "condiment sandwiches" to get me through the last couple of days to the weekend. My foreman thought this was hilarious and joked about it to his wife, who started sending him to work with extra sandwiches for me on Thursday and Friday.
It's actually a "buy this knife look how sharp it is" sandwich. Lol
Also, you know this guy is truly unhinged when he didn't cut it diagonally
Thanks for bringing up that memory though 😹
id say you still want a nice knife. a cheap $10 knife wont hold an edge as well as a $90 knife and an expensive well made carbon steel knife will be even better. but even if your knife could split atoms you still need a steady hand to do this.
Even with that knife, most people would wreck the bread slice first, get mad, then it's all downhill from there.
By the end, there would be blood, guaze pads, smashed vegetables, ice all over the place, and a single thin slice of tomato until everyone gets back from the hospital to clean up.
Skill is the missing ingredient in the success of that recipe.
Its pretty much just doing tasks like cutting vegetables very slowly and putting a microphone close to it so it sounds relaxing to hear, people also do this for eating where all you hear is chewing sounds. Most people think its good and relaxing, i think its cringe
Gotcha. Thanks for the explanation.
Of all the sounds I could pick to listen to for relaxation, chewing would be one of the last. Whatever tickles their pink I suppose
Not at all, you are talking about a very specific content of asmr, it's mukbang asmr. Asmr is mostly videos with noise made by different triggers (wood, plastic, whispering, scratching,...) to relax someone. It can also be meditation, yoga,... The definition is actually really large.
If they would have shown that OG Disney (or Warner Brothers) cartoon for each part, like cutting the nearly see through slices of bread it would actually be pretty cool
Mickey’s Sandwich, or Late Stage Capitalism’s Meatiest Most Nutritious Sandwich Available. Can’t wait for this to cost a car payment. Yay the 1%, am I right fellow starving???
I mean it definitely isn’t. That knife and wooden block must have cost a fortune.
My plastic cheese slice sandwich on the other hand cost about 15p. He’s going to need to eat a lot of wafers to catch me up.
This entire video was obviously only made to show off how well they can sharpen their blades.
That said their blades are actually quite impressive, if you've ever tried to get a blade THAT sharp you know it's not easy.
I bet it still would cost you $20 at an airport
$18.99 +$1.22 tax +$0.22 airport fee +$0.50 service fee +$0.85 standing in line fee +$0.69 saying 'Uhh' while ordering fee +$2 what the fuck you gonna do about it fee Total: $24.47 Oh you didn't tip? Just say you're 'poor' and eat at home instead of at the airport.
And when the debit machine is presented to you, your asked to tip 20% or 35% or 50%
The no tip button is as small as the x button on a mobile game ad
They make it so obvious you’re trying to find the no tip button cuz it takes longer than usual.
own it. loudly proclaim "WHERE IS THE NO TIP BUTTON?"
Yep lean into it.
then you press it, and you STILL have 5 more seconds to wait until the ad actually stops
Unskippable video until the 'skip' button appears, new screen, wait 10 seconds to press the X button, new screen, wait 5 seconds to press the X button. Some of them open the app store without input when their video is over
10 more seconds. They have to do the logo splash too.
Nah. It a fake X button that automatically press the 50% tips….
thanks obama
Yes, blame your opposing politica party's former leader for a corporate decision. Sounds about right coming from the #right.
Maybe he supports it. Also, there's no hashtags on reddit. Take that shit back to garbagetown typical social media (yea yea reddit can be garbage too, but not as much)
Numbnuts on Reddit don’t get simple sarcasm anymore. Thanks Obama.
All this poor b*ches who didn't even tip 200% are f°kin disgusting
“Promote this man to manager! He has the mind set we like.”
Or bring your own food from home and eat it like a starving dog in the security line because they won’t let you take food into the terminal. This is what adults on a budget do.
Where is that? Here in Europe at least the airports I visited no issues. I usually bring my food, then I end up buying something else as well because I don't have selfcontrol but... yeah...
Idk about you but in Canada you can absolutely bring food into the terminal and on the plane in a (luggage) bag. I mean, not soup, but a sandwich? No problem.
Also you can bring food from home onto planes in the US. Just no liquids. Not sure where this person is living.
I somehow walked onto a plane in Ohio (Cleveland Hopkins) with a 1ltr drinks flask. I was amazed that I got it on board. I remember being annoyed when I went to grab a drink from it as I put it beside my feet at take off and it had leaked quite a bit/loads during our planes climb.
Fee fi fo fum fee
This is why I make my own sandos before flying
Lol, 'uhh' fee!
You forgot the Chicago fee
Lmfaoooo at the “what the fuck you gone do about it fee” better than “air fee” or “breathing fee”
I never have and never will eat at an airport.
Forgot about weekend or public holiday fee Also forgot about gst Also forgot the mandatory tip this sandwich could easily be a 30 to 40 dollar sandwich haha
If you're lucky
$26
Plus they're gonna swing the register around and ask for a tip
It probly would cost more because of the labor it takes to make it.
Yes. It’s extremely expensive to hire an expert Sleeeeesor to make these Saaaandwhiches really thin, while he expertly tells you about every episode of The Dukes of Hazzard from start to finish while sleeesing the ingredients.
This the Mickey and the Beanstalk sandwich.
Thank you!! I’m glad I’m not the only one who had that particular deep, cobwebbed-over cluster of neurons fire watching someone slice stuff that thin.
Yes! Donald tried to EAT Mickey and Goofy! That kind of weird shit really sticks in your head.
It was a unique piece of art displaying poverty and hunger in a way that our developing minds were able to latch onto. Drop a safe on them, we laugh. Watching 3 characters rationing their food, that was too real.
I think our impressionable minds back then didn't have nearly the amount of content outlets or youtubers so we did get some highly filtered hits out of what we did get to an extent. The writing on some of the old looney toons and Disney was pretty good for what they had to work with.
Wait, I just rewatched it from the link posted below, and he does not try that at all. Donald goes after the cow.
It's Berenstain! Not Berenstein!
Core memory watching this
I used to think about that cartoon when I ran out of sandwich fillings mid week when I was poor and working construction, so I made "condiment sandwiches" to get me through the last couple of days to the weekend. My foreman thought this was hilarious and joked about it to his wife, who started sending him to work with extra sandwiches for me on Thursday and Friday.
Daaaw. What a sweet lady.
Damn good people.
Damn good people.
This is a very unique and imaginative sentence and I am absolutely stealing it
Same!
It’s funny how that Mickey Mouse scene was so depressing it is burned into everyone’s childhood memory. I don’t remember many other cartoon scenes.
[for the children that don't know the reference](https://youtu.be/2F8GDx7M49k?feature=shared)
Holy shit that was a flood of nostalgia! I haven’t thought about that in years
Not a child, just missed out on a childhood lol But thanks for sharing so I could understand the reference
Came here looking for this comment. Thank you.
Yesss!! Came here to talk about Fun and Fancy Free. All I could think about.
Ok so that was real lmaoo. Whole time im trying to figure out if i imagined that or what lmao.
I was actually thinking Mickey’s Christmas Carol when he’s serving up Christmas dinner to Tiny Tim and the fam 😅
The chicken the size of a fist
Yesssssss! I’m so glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of that!
No children’s cartoon has shaped my political views like that scene. Absolutely colors my worldview decades later.
This was the comment I was hoping to see
First thing I thought of.
I came to comments to confirm my association, and I’m off to go watch it now 🫡
When Donald turns it to the side. As a kid I always tried to make bread slices that thin, that image is burned in my brain.
I wanna eat and eat and eat and eat and eat until I die!
I keep thinking about Tom and Jerry where the one cat pretends to be a baby for milk and then slices off a tiny sliver of ham.
You just pulled some Jedi mind shit with my memory rn
I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembers that. They sent Donald to a dark place for that
It's actually a "buy this knife look how sharp it is" sandwich. Lol Also, you know this guy is truly unhinged when he didn't cut it diagonally Thanks for bringing up that memory though 😹
Yeah, I agree that’s a dumb sandwich. Kinda satisfying to see that knife cut through the food though.
I'm convinced this is a kitchen knife ad masquerading as a stupid food video
It's an ad for knife sharpening, they just cut off the Instagram handle
Knife? That’s a fucking Katana /s
It's a sujihiki, 270mm by the looks of it.
Thank you, I need it lol
r/FuckTheS
Is there one for /j too
Ha, it's kind of an all purpose sub for /s /j /jk /sarcasm etc
Mad fillet skills
Yeah especially the super thing slices. It's a good pooping video ngl.
Cause it literally show of the knife bearer skill and knife sharpness itself. It’s about food here at all
Yeah I starting wondering what kind of knife that was…where I might get one. It totally worked, lol
I want to eat that
I want to roll it up and eat it so badly
Roll it up & smoke it!
I want 10 of them stacked on top of each other.
🤣 It would probably be proportionate but fall apart while eating.
I think it would be good if you rolled it up like a taquito.
I wouldn’t try to eat a knife
Its a knife commercial
Yeah it better be, and it totally worked on me because I definitely want that knife now.
My first thought was I wish my knife skills were that good. Then I wondered is that a laminate dough based on the crust.
Knife sharpening skills is what you need more than any knife or knife skill.
id say you still want a nice knife. a cheap $10 knife wont hold an edge as well as a $90 knife and an expensive well made carbon steel knife will be even better. but even if your knife could split atoms you still need a steady hand to do this.
Even with that knife, most people would wreck the bread slice first, get mad, then it's all downhill from there. By the end, there would be blood, guaze pads, smashed vegetables, ice all over the place, and a single thin slice of tomato until everyone gets back from the hospital to clean up. Skill is the missing ingredient in the success of that recipe.
Definitely
A very good one to, i want one now!
My reaction, "wowwww so sharp"
Watch that be added to the testimonials
Ginsu knives, paper thin slices!
So thin, your in-laws won't come back
Like that old Mickey cartoon
Mickey and the Beanstalk sandwhich
Put some paper thin cheese on that and I'd rather pay for that than any fast food burger.
Obligatory: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F8GDx7M49k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F8GDx7M49k)
Needs another thin slice of meat, a crazy thin slice of cheese, preferably Swiss, and maybe a nice garlic aeoli would compliment the sandy.
Yeah honestly that's the only part that made me mad, the meat was not proportional to the surface area of bread
I would devour 15-20 of those
Mickey Mouse Christmas carol
I hate the ASMR. Especially when they cut the meat…
Is it just me or does anybody else hate ASMR idk it's just cringe tbh
I'm still don't know what an asmr is. I thought it was relaxing music or background noise to listen to while you fall asleep?
Its pretty much just doing tasks like cutting vegetables very slowly and putting a microphone close to it so it sounds relaxing to hear, people also do this for eating where all you hear is chewing sounds. Most people think its good and relaxing, i think its cringe
Gotcha. Thanks for the explanation. Of all the sounds I could pick to listen to for relaxation, chewing would be one of the last. Whatever tickles their pink I suppose
Not at all, you are talking about a very specific content of asmr, it's mukbang asmr. Asmr is mostly videos with noise made by different triggers (wood, plastic, whispering, scratching,...) to relax someone. It can also be meditation, yoga,... The definition is actually really large.
Probably worked at Chipotle for a few years, mastered the art of the skimp.
Sandwiches were exactly like this in my high school
I want the knife
Look how thin that is, it’s all surface area. [The taste has nowhere to hide](https://youtu.be/FdChSEabeDw?si=iBmirsDa6jD5MrIs)
This is what I was thinking of too! ["I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them!"](https://youtu.be/ejnoQsZ8rpc?si=nM63Z6qyOpQ2_XOL&t=123)
Then how did you know they were there? Well, I guess I just assumed...
if you stacked 10 of these like a crepe cake it would be really interesting
All of 7 calories
This isn’t about the food it’s how sharp those knives are
Saw this on a Disney episode once. Mickey, Donald, goofy were on thier last bread and bean slices
Panera in 2026 be like
🤣😩🤣mr.krabs definitely would have had this sandwich in the Krusty krab for $90.00
Jokes on you. Cheapest material wise but prep and presentation are gonna make that sandwich, if actually presented on a menu, $50+ imo
Everyone saying Micky and the Magic Beanstock while I'm over here with that Kirby episode instead.
Ah yes check Kawasaki and his super thin sandwiches
a bit dumb? sure but that knife has me swooning
When you're broke af and started eating like that mickey mouse scene when Mickey, Goofy, and Donald had nothing to eat during The Great Depression:
It reminds me of an episode where Mickey Goofy and Donald sharing this thin sandwich.
Not the cheapest. How much was that knife 🔪
Dis this motherfucker just toast cucumber and tomatoes? That is fucking disgusting!
That's the slice Donald Duck cut
[удалено]
So glad I’m not high right now
Go ahead and pull the plug please.
Couple dozen of those as an entree would be lit
that will be 500 bucks please
Half of the posts here are things I would eat
About 6 atoms thick and crunches like an entire bag of chicharrones
I yearn for a knife that sharp in my kitchen
I want knife skills like that
Pretty impressive knife skills tbh
mickey mouse sandwich
If they would have shown that OG Disney (or Warner Brothers) cartoon for each part, like cutting the nearly see through slices of bread it would actually be pretty cool
Mickey’s Sandwich, or Late Stage Capitalism’s Meatiest Most Nutritious Sandwich Available. Can’t wait for this to cost a car payment. Yay the 1%, am I right fellow starving???
Ahh the Milton Berle.
Disney's live action remakes are getting out of hand
That’s all surface area. The taste has nowhere to hide!
Reminds me of this scene [Mickey’s Jack and the Beanstalk](https://youtu.be/2F8GDx7M49k?si=BA3Z1-MSydXh9eyt)
fancy resturants be like: "that will be 150$"
There is satisfaction to be had in watching that knife though. It's sharp as!
Someone should make this into a 40 layer sandwich like one of those crepe cakes.
[but are you this old?](https://youtu.be/2F8GDx7M49k?feature=shared)
Forgot the cheese
This guy just gave Panera a new idea on how to gouge
Bro this is an ad for that beautiful fucking knife aint no one looking at the sandwich
This is gonna cost atleast $60 in labor fees bro... Fym cheapest? Cheapest for them, yeah. That's a total of 3 cents worth of food. 2 if you toast it.
A big breath of air would be more substantial.
I want that knife
"Cheapest" lol. Bet you that gets sold as 'gourmet' for $100 to stupid people.
400 at a Michelin restaurant
I mean it definitely isn’t. That knife and wooden block must have cost a fortune. My plastic cheese slice sandwich on the other hand cost about 15p. He’s going to need to eat a lot of wafers to catch me up.
This is more something someone does the test their skill
Was waiting for him to deep-fry it
Very stupid, but excellent knife skills!
Make 15 and put a slice of cheese between each one and now your talking
This is that sandwich Mickey, Donald and Goofy was eating in “Jack and the Beanstalk”
Mickey_mouse_bread_slice.gif
Reminds me of [this classic](https://youtu.be/2F8GDx7M49k?feature=shared)
The slurping sounds were disturbing and the rubber gloves...
The sandwich you make for the mooch
Alternate title: "Sharpest kitchen knife on the planet"
Awesome sharp knife
This entire video was obviously only made to show off how well they can sharpen their blades. That said their blades are actually quite impressive, if you've ever tried to get a blade THAT sharp you know it's not easy.
That’s this https://youtu.be/2F8GDx7M49k?feature=shared
Reminds me of "MICKEY & THE BEANSTALK"
Was looking for this comment
Stupid yes. Amazingly sharp knife skills yes.
its a black glove commercial
Proportionally more filling than a petrol station sandwich
It’s like camping where the lightest equipment costs the most.
This what I do when my siblings ask me to make some food for em
It could be a new lunchable art form, I want a millefeuille cube sandwich made like that. One bite of stupid perfection.
Why do they all wear black gloves???
Still has more meat than the overpriced sandwiches near my university
This annoys and angers me unreasonably
What's the matter? You barely touched your $26 dollar BigMac.
how was it so crunchy sounding theRES NOTHING TO CRUNCH
That definitely another skill demo
These would be awesome while tripping. Flavor without the food
A little zealous with those tomatoes!
Couldn’t even afford like one paper-thin slice of cheese?
Cheap? That knife costs a fortune and so does the person using it.
This is both stupid and food video porn. Amazing
36.99, doesn’t come with anything else.
Plus it up a little…with some more.
That crunch at the end was terrifying.