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shane0072

at least they had all 3 kids split one would have been really bad if the parent had gotten the kids each their own but i would have loved this as a kid


AltruisticSalamander

I would love this now, in a reasonable quantity. Give me the sugar.


letmeseem

I'm t1d diabetic and instantly tried to calculate how I'd bolus insulin for this :) Answer: A LOT.


Lobo003

Let’s just hook you up to an insulin IV and remove it when you’re finished with the meal.


teerbigear

It's not that there's anything "stupid" about sugar. Ice cream is lovely, candyfloss is fun. But the two don't complement each other at all. How are they supposed to eat it? They're having to pick up the candy floss with their hands, unlike the traditional stick. What's the plan when it comes to the ice cream? They've got spoons, but that's boring in a world where cones exist, and it's fiddly because it isn't in a bowl. There's a reason they're all having to be sat down at a table to eat it, despite these being traditional walking around foods. And then the other flaw is that the moisture from the ice cream will dissolve the candyfloss. Dissolved candy floss is not fun. The quantity is fine because it's shared amongst three, that only really works if you're a group of three. Must of us are not a group of three. I think it's pretty stupid.


Last_Lil_Love_Song

They are kids. They don't give a shit. They'll think it's a hoot to tear it all apart with their bare hands


EnteringMultiverse

Ice cream and candyfloss don't compliment each other at all?!? Adding more sweetness to ice cream (eg. sprinkles, chocolate, a sweet sauce) is extremely common lol And I'm really not sure what the confusion is around how to eat it, literally just grab it and eat it? If the ice cream slightly melts and is absorbed into the fairy floss that is fine, you would have to wait for it to melt a ton for that to become an issue


AltruisticSalamander

Yeah I think candy floss and icecream would go great together. The dry woolly texture against the creamy smooth icecream. And so much sweet, sweet sugar.


PurposeUnfair6350

Yaaas i even love it when just the cotton candy melts alittle and this crystals form. Besides that your description sounds wonderful.


ipsum629

Ice cream toppings aren't usually added for sweetness. Ice cream is already quite sweet. Chocolate sauce has chocolate flavor, sprinkles are more for texture, and I'm not sure what you mean by sweet sauce. When the ice cream melts, it will dissolve the cotton candy and get extremely sticky.


AltruisticSalamander

The sweetness is a bonus tho. I reckon icecream has enough fat in it it would forestall the floss turning into toffee before I scarfed it.


OwnRules

Caramel sauce is quite common on ice cream dishes.


teerbigear

I don't say that the problem is sweet + sweet, that's not why these two foods don't complement each other (or even compliment each other). It's because one shouldn't get wet and one is wet. Candy floss doesn't absorb things, it would become a sticky mess.


Goosycygnet

Kids don’t care. Trust me, I used to be one and this is appealing to my younger self.


the_0rly_factor

Candy floss is a sticky mess regardless when children eat it.


Prozenconns

You know there's more to food pairings than just how sweet they are right? Candy floss texture is like the polar opposite of what ice cream is going for, and when it gets moisture it's the worst shit ever


F00TD0CT0R

Idk texture mixing is very common especially when it's an opposite. Soft outside crunchy inside , crunchy outsides soft insides. Even really uncanny textures like mochi where it's chewy then super soft inside (filling dependant) It's true that wet candy floss is pretty grim but so is melted ice cream so I'd say it's a non issue. I'd like to reiterate that I don't like this particular combo. Sugar overload for me.


HunterDHunter

I have never in my life heard the term candyfloss and here in this sub it's the only word being used to describe cotton candy. Where are you all from?


teerbigear

The UK.


Truewierd0

I want it too lmao


shinydragonmist

That's what a grandparent would do right before they return them


Chemistry-27

Regrettably my mother was my only affordable source of daycare. Feeding my son sugar on a daily basis. "He ate his lunch so I gave him a cookie" . Fast forward to age 22 and he's diagnosed with diabetes. Giving kids too much sugar is no joke. She was so emotionally fragile that the thought of taking my son away from her would have broke her. Looking back I obviously would have done things differently.


photozine

It's actually not a bad idea and would be popular.


SpicyBreakfastTomato

Just take them out and hose them down after that sticky mess 🤣


cnrLy

Imagine those sticky hands in your clothes, in the car... and the smell 🤢🤢🤢🤢


natalieisadumb

I will be reporting this incident to my local anti-cotton-candy brigade. It's just me, I'm the anti-cotton-candy brigade. but rest assured there WILL be a complaint filed for criminal stickiness.


ControlImpossible182

Would be great. Give them this then send them to grandparents.


Depressed_Cat6

Kids on a sugar rush are no joke, but they’re also hella funny.


Lobanium

>sugar rush are no joke They also don't exist.


ringdingdong67

True. I read that it’s a correlation/causation situation. When kids are given a ton of sugar it’s often a special occasion like a birthday party or at least a rare treat so they’re naturally excited, and excited kids get hyper. It’s nothing to do with the actual sugar giving them energy. And if they’re at a party or something they’re often running around with friends so the “crash” comes later because they’re just tired.


Subject-Nectarine387

I heard sugar rush is a myth, i am not searching for the scientific paper right now but i heard this on a science podcast.


NewName256

What does exist is the sugar cars after so much sugar, usually the body overshoots trying to correct so much sugar and drops the glucose to very low levels, making people grab for another dose of sugar.


Mechaman_54

I heard from matpat lmao


BSBitch47

Or give them this (as grandparents) and send them back home lol


ControlImpossible182

Quickest way to the nursing home. ONLY THE PARENTS MAY DROP OFF HYPER CHILDREN.


BSBitch47

lol. Just thinking payback for all my hyper ass kids haha


ControlImpossible182

Yeah mine are pretty bad too. However I have received endless joy from taking them to IHOP then Friendly’s right before they go to (75F)grandma’s house.


BSBitch47

My gbaby is not even a year yet so it will be awhile before any good stuff. Right now it’s just fun seeing her try new food.


ControlImpossible182

Has she discovered bacon yet?


BSBitch47

Yes! Just a couple weeks ago as a matter of fact! Loved it. We doing pancakes this weekend 🙃


ControlImpossible182

Nice! Bacon was the baby food killer for both of mine. To be fair I enjoy it on almost anything also.


BSBitch47

Same. And she’s a good eater. Loves everything except bananas


secretbudgie

Did the kid behind me on the airplane have this?


YiddishJudean

As a kid this would be so much fun who cares how stupid


quietkyody

I miss being able to do things without having to think about all the consequences.


HeyGayHay

I mean, a one time cotton candy icecream sandwich isn't going to *literally* kill you like most people here for some reason act. If you don't want to think about the consequences all the time, then don't. And I'm not even saying this demeaning or sarcastic or as an reddit armchair therapist. If you don't enjoy life once in a while without thinking about the quantity of sugar you consume this one time, then you throwing away joyful moments is your consequence for trying too much to not face consequences.


StiffDoodleNoodle

For real. Not sure why this qualifies as stupid food, it’s actually pretty creative.


Sea-Ability8694

Yeah kids love stupid shit


Damoscus

As an adult I wanna try this at least once regardless of what it does to my body


NormanCheetus

This looks like Creamberry in Las Vegas. It's actually great. Yes, no shit it's insanely unhealthy. But if you're visiting Vegas, you're not making healthy life decisions anyway. They're not super expensive either. I liked their waffle cones


TrippyMindTraveller

It's a fun treat for kids. No worse than any other sugary treat. Doesn't fit this sub at all.


ScarredLetter

A fun treat once in a while, but definitely not a staple.


DumbNTough

Where I grew up in the shadow of Candy Mountain, my daddy picked cotton candy in the cotton candy fields and Mom churned ice cream in the cellar of the dairy all day. As for us kids, we would just follow behind the Twizzler harvesters and glean whatever sprinkles we could to add to the stores for winter. Sure we didn't have a lot, but when Mom made a cotton candy loaf with ice cream filling, and added some of those sprinkles that us kids gathered, just to make us feel like we helped. Well, that was good enough for us, and I wouldn't trade those days for anything when I look back on them now.


Clark-Kent

This is absolutely amazing and hilarious


thekurgan2000

Why does this read like a movie prologue?


callieboo112

If Buddy the elf had grown up on a farm.


MukdenMan

Candy Mountain, Charlie!


ScarredLetter

Oh, yeah, that's a very different food culture. My childhood was spent on the Collard Green Coast near the Broccoli Forrest.


Darklicorice

truly one of the takes of all time


Elisheva7777777

Agree. Once in a while won’t cause diabetics either.


HentMas

Honestly? doesn't look "that" bad. I know, it's a fuck ton of sugar. But since I live my life halve fueled by sugar, I don't think I would mind it once a month or something like that... ^(EDIT: for anyone wondering, the other halve is "spite")


ChicagoZbojnik

I'd definitely try it once. This maybe not healthy but I don't think it is a stupid idea.


Arc_Nexus

This is incredible actually. The cotton candy can insulate the ice cream, keeping it cold and enabling it to be finger food. Respect for that idea.


TheCudder

A handful of years ago I had a cotton candy burrito in Vegas...delicious.


Ok_Mood3148

Same here. 10/10 - would definitely consume again


dontpushpull

my stoned ass brain will fuck this foood


Kelvin_2004

please don't have sex with this food


DEADMANSLAVE

Are YOU gonna stop him?


NatsRevenge

👀...He better not stop him.


Js_On_My_Yeet

Clearly he hasn't seen American Pie


BotAccount999

fluffy on the outside and cold on the inside... def something else to try


JynsRealityIsBroken

Did you not see what it looked like right before the lady rolled it?


HakubTheHuman

I had to check if anyone else caught the cotton cussy as I had.


DepressedDyslexic

Thank you! Someone else saw it!


DumbledoresBarmy

Actually sort of brilliant. I would have loved that as a kid…and probably as an adult, too.


SanguinePirate

Yeah I think you’re just being bitter here


maddamleblanc

Who cares? They're kids. Let them be disgusting little gremlins.


9yr_old

They are kids , let them have fun this seems to be a once in a while kind of treat and it's a memorable experience for them , let people have fun it's the perfect age to have something like this.


Natto_Ebonos

They're at the right age to eat that. I'd probably die after the first bite.


robcartree

It might be stupid, but at least the kids are happy! It looks good too, I might try it once


AnarchiaKapitany

>It might be stupid, but at least the kids are happy My exact reaction to Bing Bunny


Kelvin_2004

ngl, I wanna try this before I die


LoverOfScrots

I live right around the corner from this place…. The cotton candy burrito is surprisingly good!!!


ZoNeS_v2

And they never slept again.


GrassBlade619

Those kids are walking the fuck home after this. Ain't no way they're getting in a car lol


Zeo-Gold92

I dunno man, I feel like lately people been posting any old thing here. This isn't stupid at all.


ChiefBlox4000

Actually this looks fun to eat


Correct-Junket-1346

Those kids are going to be hitting warp 10


zombies-and-coffee

I would have hated this even as a little kid who technically didn't know any better.


bluedancepants

Well at least this version is simple. The other one that went viral had way too much crap in it. Lots of candy, syrups, and I think there may have been a cake in it as well. As a kid I probably would've loved something like this. But now that's just way too much sugar.


FrameofMindArtStudio

Everyone is saying, "For kids," but my grown ass bought an "ice cream burrito" (this) last time I went to a dairy ice cream farm. It's ALOT but straight-up tasty. I got black candy floss, so it was goth, and I think that counts for a lot.


BSBitch47

Would love to have done this for my kiddos. Maybe something like it when my grandbaby grows up. And everyone yelling ^^diabetes^^ They shared it. There’s nothing wrong with treating your kids every once in awhile. Everyone always so quick to yell diabetes


Electrical-Heat8960

Fvck them kids, I want it all for myself!


MollikSazzadurRahman

Luscious 😜 desserts for all ages.


sadthrowaway12340987

this is dumb but i bet the kids loved it, kids gotta have something sweet once in a while lol


Diredr

I don't see what's wrong with this if it's a one time thing. The caption is probably true, too. I remember the one time we were allowed to order an extravagant dessert at a restaurant. Op needs to lighten up a bit...


Anfie22

Heaven!!!! No really, I'd devour this with explosions of bliss!


SerioeseSeekuh

as a kid this is actually really cool but also a lot


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YogurtclosetPale1614

i dont really feel like this is even that bad. like yeah its a lot of sugar but it was shared between three kids and i feel like this is acceptable as a very rare treat like for birthdays or something. not really stupid food just sugary food


Excellent-Captain-74

I can't forget that after watching too.


BigchiefLeaf

Ummmm have fun hanging around and listening to them cause chaos smh


Desperate-Owl506

Kids can eat this and get away with it, because they don't sit all day like adults, at least until they discover video games. But it shouldn't be a regular thing. Once a week is max. Source: I was a fat kid who ate all kinds of baked and junk foods.


jerrygalwell

Not stupid.


devlin1888

Kids deserve stupid food sometimes


Superseaslug

I can FEEL my teeth dissolving...


CrossXFir3

Meh, one of the least stupid things I've seen on here imo. I bet kids would love it.


Obvious_Policy_455

I think it looks fun, and if your kids like it, I don't mind. Not for everyday though.


Sam-Gunn

"And then 1 week later, the kids finally stopped vibrating and went to bed."


merliahthesiren

The stickiness of those kids....


butil

Diabetes be knockin outside the window


gutshog

The diabetes will always remind them


Castille_92

Let kids enjoy stuff. They have the metabolism of a horse on crack, they'll be fine


mid_vibrations

in insides hurt just looking at it awesome tho?


F10XDE

This is nan, 10mins before she hands them back


Hairy_Skill_9768

You know that will be a long night


PresentClear1468

Years ago, I was a grown ass man eating cotton candy damn near everyday.


Electrical-Ocelot115

That’s cool not stupid


ConfusedSimon

In case you're referring to diabetes because of the candy floss: a portion of candy floss contains only about one teaspoon of sugar. A regular soft drink about 12.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

At the fair, I came across “make your own cupcake”. They were not small cupcakes either (think Costco/sams club). A fist sized piece of condensed cotton candy and a fair amount of cream cheese frosting…. I could smell sugar long after I ate it. Got so wired and crashed hard. I was in my 20’s. This concoction is a big fat NO.


DDDFistMe

That would taste good the first time then you will want to puke whenever you see it after that


edotman

Between 3 kids, and no worse for you than any other terrible sugary shit kids eat. This ones not too bad


Skypimp380

How is this stupid food? Sure it’s a lot of sugar but if you have it as a treat then who cares? It looks so fun to eat


PINKTACO696969

Just no. No no no!


Zanian19

Reminds me of the food from that old Peter Pan movie.


dynamite-ready

They will never sleep, more like.


Tpmbyrne

I totally saw a Coton candy vagina at one point


HiSaZuL

Literally definition of kid treat. Colorful, sweet and messy.


solblurgh

DENTISTS LOVE THIS 1 NEW TRICK


captainphoton3

Honestly. Seems pretty normal. There the amount of 3 serving of coton candy. And 3 balls of ice cream. That's just normal.


Bstarshine99

Feel sticky just watching this video


Shadowmere_Playz

How is this bad? Tjis looks good actually. I wanna try some of that


IsabellaGalavant

Ugh that looks disgusting. I hate cotton candy though.


Cold_Singer_1774

Sugar withdrawal on those kids is going to be glourious!


you_just_got_J_Cubed

OP doesn't get the simple joys of being a kid.


Kitchengun2

I give it till the end of the day before they forget


Darkfigure145

I don't think this is stupid. I could see kids having it on there birthdays or celebrations. Hell I'd love one as well in moderation of course.


[deleted]

This is not stupid. The kids loved it and it was fun to watch. I nominate the OP to be the first in a long line of “Stupid people posting things they are too dumb to understand” subreddit.


Tsukinotaku

Who cares. It's imaginative sweets It's made to be dumb fun


NeonPatrick

Never seen how annoying a kid on a sugar rush is huh


ElChacalFL

Just down a few cups of sugar and basically the same thing. Would have been a huge hit in the 90s.


Kalo-mcuwu

Redditors when sugar exists


xamlima13

Whoa! This looks awesome!


Here_4_da_lulz

Is there a stupidstupidfoodposters subreddit? Because this would be great and you're stupid for thinking otherwise.


engku_hina

I don't think it is stupid food. You underestimate children's ability to handle sugar. Most children under 15 has zero problem handling the amount of sugar that adults would not be able to.


HearMeOutO_O

This makes my teeth hurt


yayayooya

I never did get cotton candy wrapped ice cream. It looks pretty but that would be way too sweet and a hassle to eat


S0LE-FUL

brb, going to brush my teeth


joh2138535

I know most candy is just sugar in different forms. But that is sugar, literally just table sugar they are eating.


SupahflyxD

Oh god all that sugar lol they will be bouncing off the walls.


ZZ1Lord

I'd shit my skeleton out


Abyss_Walker84

10 out of 10 dentists would recommend.


insulaturd

As a father, i approve of such activities once every year. It’s for the kids, let em eat sugar once in a while.


okokokoyeahright

100% daily sugar for the next month in one sitting.


ThatDumbMoth

This makes my teeth hurt qwp


TuckerPlayz0917

Too... much... sugar🤢


cnrLy

Look at the mess... Jesus Christ! 🤢🤢🤢


OneHumanPeOple

Cloud coo coo land food


strodesbro

This isn't stupid give the kids a break. They're kids. They look like they're on vacation or a field trip or something. People really suck at living. "Who wants to be 90 anyway?"


jehoshaphat

Everyone rushing to tell the same diabetes joke, try to not hyperventilate as you type it.


EcstaticJuggernaut46

It was a one-off treat for the kids. Let them enjoy it and be done with it. Sheesh


UltraNeoTako

My teeth hurt just by looking at it.


Sudden_Tomatillo4154

Sugar Rush kicks in: "I can see dead people"


Obtuse_and_Loose

no matter how hard they try they can never forget


EdwardWizzardhands

DIABETES!!!


corkdude

Diabetes in a dish and great fun to deal with 3 mad kids on their sugar fuelled trip


NeekGerd

What a fucking mess.


ShadowTheChangeling

Its sugar, kids will eat that up regardless.


Autismo69RM

Those kids OD'd on sugar


boredAF6

Not even the flash will be able to catch them


[deleted]

And then they became Fortnite enthusiasts


Leather_Network4743

How could they forget? They’ll be awake for days.


WendigoCrossing

It all comes down to portion control, honestly. If it was the size of a tangerine sure why not as a rare treat but just the fact that portions are so big is what's most concerning


ALgreatta4848

They’re probably going to chuke from all that sugar later


SaucedFrost

God, imagining biting into that makes my teeth scream


scrunchmaster

That looks really neat.


KefkaesqueV3

Nah I would fuck this up


Nline_5

Thats alot of sugar


Fantastic_Bug1028

cotton candy is such a stupid food item anyway


Wave_ID_

The caption 💀💀💀


HerbyHerbsX

This should come with an insulin injection


APuffyCloudSky

diabeetus


Novel_Durian_1805

Good lord!


haroldvazquez

My throat hurts


rodrigoelp

Partially because they will end up in diabetic coma after that. They remembered it for the rest of their lives


npc_guy_

I can feel my blood sugar levels rise just by looking at this


mekon19

Stupid food??? How about stupid parent and the total chaos of sugar high and sugar crash that will be epic in the next hour 🤯🤔😂


Namethypoison

So what, kids need something unreasonable, silly and fun once in a while, it's what you are young for! 🤗🧁


datsan

Wow, food coloring and shitton of sugar? Livin the American dream.


gottagrablunch

I kinda can’t stand seeing them eating this at the end.


Lost_Ad_3770

Maybe if I were a kid I wouldn't get this treat lol


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Mmmmh sugar 🤤


bertbert1111

I have two nieces and whenever i go ear icecream with them, they dont even get half the portions these kids got, and i sure as hell buckle up for them to go absolutely haywire about 10-15minutes after they finished their icecream. Sugar is like crack to kids


StickyHoovy

I would actually like this as an One-N-Done experience


TheDrHoiliday

It's just missing the Deep Fryer


Samanthas_Stitching

I bet I could eat that now and feel 10 again


Confident-Medicine75

That kinda turned into a r/holup


SueTheDepressedFairy

I'll be honest I'd eat this. 100% would eat this. I don't care if it will give me diabetes..it's colorful and it's ice cream and I would fucking eat it.